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# Cheer Up Morrissey
Ah, lets post some lyrics from a song we used to play:

Verse 1
To hear you moaning on and on and on.
Its like an endless wet bank holiday,
and when I hear your very latest song,
I have to say...

Chorus:
Cheer up, Morrissey, it might never happen,
Cheer up, Morrissey, thats no way to be
Cheer up, Morrissey, that dismal vein you're tapping,
Worse things happen at sea.

Verse 2
I know you really hate the human race,
because you've told us time and time again
I sometimes wish you'd try to mend your face
just now and then...

[Chorus]

Middle Bit:
Glory days of jangly riffs
Johnny Marr and giant quiffs,
Lonely years of legal tiffs
With the other blokes out of the Smiths

Verse 3:
But sometimes tragedy can turn to farce,
although you may not mean it quite that way
you got gladioli up your arse,
I have to say...

[repeat chorus]

I used to play this while wearing a Morrissey mask wot I made.
(, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 10:49, archived)