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# my mum *sniff*
She threw my out of the family house to live in the pond when I announced to my family that I was a fish and proud of it.

It was horrible having to go to school smelling of frog spawn. But I saved up and now I own my own tank with filter, its lovely.

You stick in there lad, dont let the bastards grind you down.

Be proud to be a fish!
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 11:13, archived)
# how long
have you been a fish for?

I drank a potion that sent me to the ocean.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 11:20, archived)
# well
I have been a fish for almost 7 years now, its the most wonderful existence.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 11:44, archived)