Well I've had a go so I'll post it anyway...tried to keep the cadence and meter of the original but hey ho
12 Argies Mincing
11 Vivas Beavered
10 Tattys Shopping
9 Lurkers Lurking
8 Times a Spazzing
7 Freds a Wasting
6 Tags a Closing
5 Status Quos (or Sturdy Girls? Hmmm, sturdy girl...hmmm*ahem* sorry)
4 Bulging Spongs
3 Fake Sharks
2 Kitty Kats
1 & A Furtive & a Fluffy for me.
*coat*
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12 Argies Mincing
11 Vivas Beavered
10 Tattys Shopping
9 Lurkers Lurking
8 Times a Spazzing
7 Freds a Wasting
6 Tags a Closing
5 Status Quos (or Sturdy Girls? Hmmm, sturdy girl...hmmm*ahem* sorry)
4 Bulging Spongs
3 Fake Sharks
2 Kitty Kats
1 & A Furtive & a Fluffy for me.
*coat*