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# /chortles
'You know, another thing to consider for all of you who are vicious critics of mine. As bad as you'd like for me to kick it, think about the fact that when I do die my legendary status will become even greater. No disrespect to the Honkytonk Man, but if I was to die anytime too soon, Ultimate Warrior would be the Elvis of Sports Entertainment. It'd be GOD-like. Museums and everything. You know it and so do I.'
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:50, archived)
# My favourite part was
"I've asked my wife, very bluntly, if I could sleep with some of the younger girls at the gym who can't keep their eyes off me, telling her it's an acceptable, 'in' thing that other 'constructive' adults are doing -- she just rolls her eyes and laughs and tells me how silly I am and asks if I've noticed that one of the steak knives is missing"

I'd love to read a fiction book by this guy, i actually quite like his style when he's not saying how great he is and how much everyone else sucks.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)