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*puts brick in handbag*

*approaches*

Sadly it was a big, scary and very very butch woman with a moustache. And dude, I must've stank of cold sweat and something dodgy after such a long trip, so maybe not a very pleasurable experience, no...

(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)

you're trying hard there auntie

but it's just getting me hornier

(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)

*wondering how I can put myself on 'ignore' ..

..even I'm boring myself with my tedious 'for your information' type spurious facts

(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)

Yeeesss...

You must be alone an awful lot...

(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)

then run away with me auntie ..

and we can copulate relentlessly until one or the other of us croaks it !

(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)

*sigh*

Rule 1 of pulling? Avoid stating the bleeding obvious and shouting your desperation from the rooftops in a really lame and tasteless way.

In other words, piss off. *clicks Ignore*

(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)