I reckon...
Flash.
At least you avoided the obvious 'flashing old man with promiment cock' joke that could have been here..
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iJosh Dr Kervorkian & The Euthanasias,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:53,
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Sigh

Would be what I would have done for that song.
Keep trying
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Cerne Big in Dorset,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:41,
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