Why do you even try to pretend?
You cannot fight your inner gay, he breaks into your house at night and deposits himself inside you.
(
Jeru War and Piss,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:06,
archived)
sometimes he leaves a note though
but he never cleans up the mess
bastard.
(
quibble,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:32,
archived)