Its obvious...The sword is to cut your arm off if she's leaning on it... better to run with one arm than stay with two.
Paedo mask... she's not gonna want to have a paedo boyfriend is she?
The blobby knob... if you wake up in a compromising position and she has hold of yours... what would you rather do... chop your own off with the sword, or place the blobby knob in her hands.
And the betrothment kit... if she wakes up, you ask her to marry you immediately and show her the tattoo with her name on it. Whilst she's holding her face and saying 'oh my' you grab your kit and get out of there as fast as your legs can carry you.
Least thats how it seems to me.
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Paedo mask... she's not gonna want to have a paedo boyfriend is she?
The blobby knob... if you wake up in a compromising position and she has hold of yours... what would you rather do... chop your own off with the sword, or place the blobby knob in her hands.
And the betrothment kit... if she wakes up, you ask her to marry you immediately and show her the tattoo with her name on it. Whilst she's holding her face and saying 'oh my' you grab your kit and get out of there as fast as your legs can carry you.
Least thats how it seems to me.