Local CriminalsMy friend grew up in Gloucester and claims that Fred West was well liked by her parents. Tell us some tales of your local criminals. Did you live next door to Ronnie Biggs? Did Harold Shipman murder your nan? Or perhaps you live in the same town as the shoplifting seagull.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 8:38)
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I used to live over the roadfrom a guy who thought he was some sort of local gangster. He was a wiry little guy in his fifties . He used to roar down the road in his car, was always on the phone telling people they were "taking fackin' liberties", etc. I once heard him explaining to the guy who ran the corner shop that if you ever need to shank someone, you should go for the neck.
The weirdest time, though, was when I saw him beating up a sign-post. I'm sure he didn't know anyone was watching as I was looking out of my bedroom window at the time. He walked out of his house, looked at the post, and started punching and kicking it for about 30 seconds as through he meant it serious harm. Then he lit a fag and wandered off down the road with a smile on his face.
Fucking nutter.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 14:05, Reply)
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