Political Correctness Gone MadFreddy Woo writes: "I once worked on an animation to help highlight the issues homeless people face in winter. The client was happy with the work, then a note came back that the ethnic mix of the characters were wrong. These were cartoon characters. They weren't meant to be ethnically anything, but we were forced to make one of them brown, at the cost of about 10k to the charity. This is how your donations are spent. Wisely as you can see."
How has PC affected you? (Please add your own tales - not five-year-old news stories cut-and-pasted from other websites)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:20)
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Its incredible isnt it?That as a staunch true-blue conservative voter, and member of the landed gentry (I am the squire of Cottleswold Hall in the village of Little Shunting in the cotswolds), I find myself the victim of so-called 'political correctness', and I can tell you, it's bloody mad.
I was recently lambasted for horsewhipping my butler and some other members of the working classes in my local hostelry. The butler because he was exactly 30 seconds late returning to work (for gods sake, man - I allow him a 15 minute lunchbreak, does he want to bleed me dry???), and the other 2 urchins because they looked at me in a funny way. I dont like the prolitariate looking at me, it gives them ideas above their station, before you know it they're buying luxury brand cars, wearing branded clothing and calling their children names like "Tyler" and "Brandon". Got to keep these people in their place.
I recently evicted a group of travellers from my estate with the use of a double barrelled shotgun and a brace of bull-mastiffs, and found myself in the dock facing the judge! I mean really, if these people want to defecate in holes in the ground, wear tie and dye smell offensively and call their children "Moonchild" and "Rainbow Whale" that's their business, but as non-working, non-taxpaying members of society, I should be allowed to shoot some of them if I wish, especially if they're upsetting the deer on my country park.
If we dont stop this insanity and return to the good old fashioned values that made the British Empire great, the land will be overrun with every sort of tree-hugging dervish claiming his stake of this green and pleasant land.
Yours Sincerely
Lt Col. Rupert Ffoulkes-Ballard (retd)
(, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 10:23, 1 reply)
landed gentrybut if its his land he should be allowed to remove them, and as for the butler, lucky he wasnt fed to the fox hounds
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:52, closed)
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