Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Don't be racist...Friend of mine lived in a block of flats. No probs there, except one of the other people in the block was a raging racist. To the extent she would make up tales of his 'nefarious coon activities' and phone the police on a regular basis. Fortunately the police started to ignore her.
So she took matters into her own hands.
So I offered to do likewise for my friend. She was rather houseproud and was the sort who would make you take your shoes off before you trod on the Welcome mat. Red rag meet bull.
In my student days I had been known for the odd prank and one of them was making the fountain go pretty colours in Manchester town square. I therefore had a quantity of Flourozine* left over in a tub in the bottom of the wardrobe.
I dismantled a 'Party Popper' and re-packed it with said rust brown powder. Opening her letterbox I fired it across her carpet.
She took the bait and took a bowl of hot, soapy water and a cloth to the hallway.
She now has a day-glo yellow patch on the carpet.
*The stuff they use to trace leaks in the drains - brown powder, but goes dayglo yellow when mixed into solution.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 6:56, Reply)
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