Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I'm a bit of a pansy...so attracted bullies like flies around shit when I was at school.
This one guy in particular never left me alone, always tormenting me. One day, at school I lost one of my milk teeth and was fascinated by the red grissle lodged inside.
I was sat in a French lesson, poking around inside the tooth with a compass (pair of compasses, whatever) when I felt a sharp pain in my leg. The cnut had pulled a thorn from the bush outside the window and stabbed me. I ignored it the only way a victim can. A plan formed.
Again I felt him stab me, so using all my strength, plunged the compass needle into his thigh. The fact it'd been inside my tooth made it even more satisfying and he didn't bother me for the rest of the day. And then I got my sisters friends to beat him up. Fucksmudge deserved it.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:21, Reply)
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