ChristmasTis the season to be jolly falalalalaalalalala, expounds Richards mcbeef. But is it *really*? Forced merriment, shit presents, awful relatives...One year my sister dropped an almighty guff in front of our grandmother and then literally pissed herself laughing. She was 18. But tell us *your* Yuletide yarns.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:06)
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Driving home with my dog one Christmas EveThere was a brief period of snow, which melted and refroze and became very slick. At one point, traffic stopped. We got out of the vehicle and tried to walk a short distance, but the pavement was too icy, so we got back in and kept driving. Apparently authorities closed the highway, but through some inefficiency we never got word, so soon we were driving alone through a wilderness of abandoned and jackknifed vehicles. All human beings had somehow vanished. It was as if Santa and his Reindeer had brought forth The Rapture, and it was all very spooky.
(, Thu 24 Dec 2015, 18:41, Reply)
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