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Fucking hell frisbee,
You think I won't be able to recognise you if you come to my pub, and you talk like this? I'm just gonna glass every americanised shit cunt that orders a soco.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
release the hound!

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
She's scared of the dark mmps.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
I imagine a small rat like that is scared of most things.
awww, do you let the little wuff wuff have sleepy times in your bed?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
You should just give up and turn it into a pair of slippers
or a cloth to dry your car with.
And get a real dog while you're at it.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
There's never enough skin on Windy's dog to make slippers
Maybe a small chamois
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
Your business won't do very well if you did

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
I don't know where you think I'm going to be running this pub. But your sort are very rare round here. We have our share of tarquins, and a fair few wasters and losers, but I would have 10 of those idiots instead of one idiotic, Americanised, thick shit disc throwing fuck monkey.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
No, I meant the actual glassing of people.
That wouldn't be very good for your pub. Bit EDL-y, if you ask me.
Oh wait, you're trying to be offensive. Carry on
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
what has glassing someone got to do with the EDL?
White northerners aren't immune to it after all these years you know.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)