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afternoon

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:17, Reply)
Afternoon
Already want to go to bed, slept terrible last night
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:23, Reply)
ok

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:27, Reply)
alright

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:38, Reply)
it is indeed
just made a vat of soup with 7 (seven) veg in it, and pearl barley

Hoping it helps get rid of my hangover
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:41, Reply)
Spicy noodles mate
Works every time
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:49, Reply)
Have you ever had these?
www.amazon.co.uk/Samyang-Spicy-Chicken-Flavour-Noodles/dp/B01MUGP7QK

I can handle a lot of heat but they are actually inedible
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:51, Reply)
lol
"Flavour: Spicy"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:56, Reply)

should be 'Flavour: none that you will be able to detect as you'll be choking and weeping too much'
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:14, Reply)
never did understand the point of that
food's supposed to be enjoyable, not a hardness contest
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:19, Reply)
some of the hottest chillies taste amazing (smoked ghost chillies are the fucking business), but have to be used judiciously
when I make chilli con carne I use one Carolina reaper and some other mild peppers like ancho, chipotle, chile d'arbol and so on, so you get a delicious flavour with some heat afterwards, not some kind of 'OI OI CHICKEN PHAAL AND 10 KINGFISHERS' bullshit, no-one's impressed m8, and now you have diarrhoea, congratulations
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:24, Reply)
well exactly, it's all about the balance
I'm not averse to a bit of heat in my food, but I want to ride that little adrenaline kick and then get on with my evening, not spend it on the shitter bent double from stomach cramps
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:34, Reply)

some other mild peppers like ancho, chipotle, chile d'arbol and so on, so you get a delicious flavour with some heat afterwards, not some kind of 'OI OI CHICKEN PHAAL AND 10 KINGFISHERS' bullshit, no-one's impressed m8, and
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:38, Reply)
Gal yuh fi change my pants

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:47, Reply)
cheers

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:50, Reply)
I do hope you are not counting potatoes as veg

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:10, Reply)
I've never understood that one
iirc potatoes are one of only a tiny number of foods which can sustain human life when eaten exclusively - coconuts being another
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:13, Reply)
man cannot live on shoe alone

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:36, Reply)
That's being a castaway sorted

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:50, Reply)
alright

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:36, Reply)
Morning
Quiet round here today. I take it you're all at the gym/beauty salon/Primark.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:17, Reply)
Oh that's a coincidence
I'm already at the age where birthdays are irrelevant and a 'b3taday' is even less so.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:20, Reply)
morning
when the shops reopened last time there was a queue outside Primark in East Ham which was a good couple of hundred people strong. The need for Β£2 leggings made by Bangladeshi children is extremely high round these parts, it would appear.

lol parts
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:21, Reply)

p f lol farts!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:26, Reply)
lol parts
Bizarre isn't it? Squeezing into a shop to buy some cheap exploitation tat. Not just East Ham, there are some strange people all over the place.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:40, Reply)
Alright Rich.
I watched this fascinating documentary on Auzzie Exploitation films last night. Looks like there's a world of this stuff I was unaware of, it looks great.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_Quite_Hollywood:_The_Wild,_Untold_Story_of_Ozploitation!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:38, Reply)
excellent, not something I'm really aware of
I've seen The Adventures of Barry Mackenzie, I suppose that's one of them
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 10:03, Reply)
they had some clips of that.
"Is it true all Australian men are homosexual?"
"Nah mate, that's just a lie put out by the tourist board to attract pommie migrants!"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 10:18, Reply)
I may go to the gym...

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:27, Reply)
Go for it!
Bust some quads and rip some pecs or vice versa.

I get the appeal of exercise. Not sure I'm keen to hang around in a closed space with lots of sweating and heavily breathing people at the moment tho.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:41, Reply)
I'm far too self conscious to ever set foot in a gym

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:51, Reply)
I quite like going on a machine and staying on it for a while
I'll do half an hour on the rowing machine while listening to a podcast. They space the kit quite far apart.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:03, Reply)
Everyone's a first timer at some point
Most people at the gym are focused on themselves and doesn't really notice other people. There also seems to be a culture of 'all of us are here to improve' - people who are awkward/unfit/etc are more likely to get respect because they're working at it than derided for not fitting in. And if you don't know what you're doing on a machine you can always look up tutorials on youtube.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:20, Reply)
Also, gyms change a lot depending on the location
I remember the Fitness First in Covent Garden was always full of escorts and professional dancers (there's a big crossover between the categories) and that could be intimidating. The gyms near big office locations tended to be more full of less-fit normal people trying to stay healthy rather than people who could slum it as Abercrombie & Fitch models.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:27, Reply)
Nah, not for me ta
I've got my bike at home, and as a result have just got paid to do an hour's cycle workout whilst simultaneously working. I'll be gutted if I have to start commuting again, this suits me very well indeed
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:30, Reply)

gym Borg
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:54, Reply)
morning

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:30, Reply)
Hope you have a good one broadsword

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:42, Reply)

good +hard e
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:34, Reply)
I've got many layers on and am ready to pub

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:32, Reply)
100% in support of this
Does your local have a beer garden?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:42, Reply)
A massive one , but it's not opening till may

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:47, Reply)
Shame
My favourite pub's the same. Not entirely sure why, would have thought they'd want the revenue.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:21, Reply)
Our landlords excuse was that if it starts chucking it down he'll have 150 people kicking off

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:25, Reply)
Good job he's waiting until May then, when it's guaranteed not to rain

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 11:00, Reply)
it's 2 degrees out according to the BBC, you'll need your layers

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:58, Reply)
Yeah I saw it coming, got thermals on as a base layer. And gloves with those touchscreen pads for holding pints

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:04, Reply)
I admire your dedication to your craft

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:31, Reply)
22nd of December was the last time I bought a pint , got a picture to remember it

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:36, Reply)
Brilliant
catchmeoutside.co/
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 10:53, Reply)
that's not comprehensive thank fuck - otherwise there'd be nowhere for me to go without significant travel

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 10:59, Reply)
Nah it's not all the pubs, but it helps me in town

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 11:02, Reply)
Got my first pint in

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 11:58, Reply)
woohoo!
have one for me
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:03, Reply)
Will do, the girl in the office gave me no jobs today so I can get on it, bless her

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:07, Reply)
you'd better have one for her too then

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 12:14, Reply)
+ale

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 10:56, Reply)
Morning
I already have far more clothes than I need, so I won't bother
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:59, Reply)
morning
Not going back to the gym until I’ve had my second vaccine but I did beast it up in the pit, the pit being my living room with some weights

Gotta chase dem gainz
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:03, Reply)
^getting judy all up in here

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:32, Reply)
alright

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:08, Reply)
looks like you won round 13 with a knock-out candle hook

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 9:37, Reply)
OMG!
For the first time in over a year people are returning to Primark!
Nature is healing!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 10:09, Reply)
Might go along, get a bit of the old herd immunity along with my essential £3 "jogging" trousers

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 11:48, Reply)
I've managed to get a booking at the dentists
I've not had a scale'n'polish and a checkup for quite a while...
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 11:36, Reply)
I've been for two check-ups at their invitation since covid hit
All faintly ridiculous. Health questioned at a distance outside the front door, come in and it's immediate hand gel before you have a chance to touch anything, staff open doors for you, face must be covered at all times - except when you're in the chair, when please feel free to blow virus particles all around the (unventilated) room and into the faces of the staff bending over you and going from patient to patient.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 11:54, Reply)
Well, I've had me jab now so should be fairly resistant to the 'rona by the appointment
towards the middle of next month.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:15, Reply)
Sick brazilian under 40s in your area wltm

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 13:38, Reply)
Fackinell I am stuffed

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 16:25, Reply)
there is lasagna in the making
#garfield
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 16:57, Reply)

images.app.goo.gl/7ZVezjCXc9hR9fdG9
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 21:14, Reply)
spins a web, human size, catches jon, eats his eyes

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 22:14, Reply)
Gives me an idea

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:26, Reply)
How about face-centred cubic?

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:10, Reply)
OH FFS

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:13, Reply)
You mean FCC?

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:14, Reply)
ortho fuckin rhombic
or tho rhom bic
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:40, Reply)
orthorhombic

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:38, Reply)
alright Sophie Ellis-Bextor

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 18:36, Reply)
I looked her up, verdict: great big face on a breeze-block head, I mean I really can’t get over how boxlike her headface is.

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:03, Reply)
She was the best one in n64 goldeneye

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:14, Reply)
It's murder on the dance floor, but I am invincible

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:15, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:24, Reply)
she's a bit of a minger and her music is fucking shit
I'm sure she's a nice person though
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:37, Reply)
Didn't somebody here link some kitchen videos of hers a little while back?
Another celebrity offsetting their lockdown boredom by going LOOK AT ME
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:41, Reply)
Toyah Fripp, I mean

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:59, Reply)
I’ve watched the first minutes of a few of those, it’s hard to watch beyond a certain point
I’ve actually been thinking about why R Fripp does it, and it can only be that he gets himself some serious hyped-up old lady action afterwards
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:28, Reply)
It's horrible
watching one or both of them having some kind of protracted public breakdown
(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:48, Reply)
/links, you mean.

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 6:19, Reply)
I'll ask him if you want, I've got his mobile number

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 8:57, Reply)
Man this lad is gr8
youtu.be/jfM3bxtfQSQ
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:12, Reply)
ooh nice

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:14, Reply)
woah
alt: brb racism klaxon for the Yellow Magic Orchestra at the end there.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:29, Reply)
The ‘Y’ word.

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:04, Reply)
Your black magic only works on the rookie

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:17, Reply)
Morning.
Alt.: favourite crystal structure classification? I'd have to say triclinic.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 9:35, Reply)
Morning
I'm quite fond of geodes
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 9:53, Reply)
They look nice on a mantlepiece, don't they?

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:23, Reply)
They do indeed
I currently have my eye on a dragon head in snowflake obsidian
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:27, Reply)
+pewter
in with
+eyes
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:59, Reply)
Heh
Wormulus, 4 eva in are hart's.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 12:58, Reply)
TRICLINIC? Are you fucking retarded?
Orthorhombic 4 lyf m8

You've made a right dick of yourself here, you can probably get away with deleting this, no-one else seems to be about
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 9:55, Reply)
PS morning

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 9:55, Reply)
Gonna kill myself now, hope you're happy.

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:22, Reply)
Delighted

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:32, Reply)
Bravais, have chips with that
alt: morning
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:03, Reply)
A telly and chips?

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 16:14, Reply)
this is pathetic, you need to grow up

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:40, Reply)
This is dumb, even for your Talk/efforts.
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:48, Reply)

this is pathetic, you need to grow up Tony Shithouse
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:49, Reply)
I'm a simple man. diamond cubic is enough to keep me satisfied.

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 10:57, Reply)
Meth

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 12:13, Reply)
Solid choice there.

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 13:01, Reply)
afternoon
cba googling for crystalline structure names
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 13:13, Reply)
I appreciate your honesty.

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 13:32, Reply)
Afternoon.
Time.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 14:24, Reply)
orthorhombic

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 17:38, Reply)
I hear ya, bro.

(, Sun 11 Apr 2021, 19:53, Reply)
πŸ‘πŸΌ

(, Mon 12 Apr 2021, 1:33, Reply)
Good afternoon
youtu.be/xFSwIw-_-as
(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 17:36, Reply)
evening

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 19:58, Reply)
how was your mcd-poo?

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 20:16, Reply)
MC Poo?
www.discogs.com/Pooh-Man-Funky-As-I-Wanna-Be/release/1386786
(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 21:11, Reply)
Morning.
I had a McDonald's breakfast and feel great about it.
(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 8:30, Reply)
alright, willenium
have nice digestion
(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 8:58, Reply)
I did

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 9:56, Reply)
I'm trying quark and potato dumplings for breakfast
Hope they're nice
(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 9:04, Reply)
how were they?

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 9:42, Reply)
I put salt and butter on them
So they tasted like salty, buttery mash. Wouldn't buy them again, but they're not horrible or anything, just bland
(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 10:07, Reply)
Sounds ok, but I wouldn't want mash for breakfast

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 10:18, Reply)
Yeah I should have had poached eggs on toast

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 10:40, Reply)
Try that tomorrow?

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 11:32, Reply)
I probably will

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 12:51, Reply)
Funny, I thought quarks came in loads of different flavours.

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 13:20, Reply)
nah, that's all spin

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 16:59, Reply)
I think we need to get to the bottom of this!

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 17:51, Reply)
Braw! Have neutrinos with that.

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 9:44, Reply)
Turtle power!

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 12:32, Reply)
in essence, it's a carbon diet

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 10:02, Reply)
have greasy shits with that, braw
I'm on the 1990-1 bleep tip this morning, might double drop some yellow callys

soundcloud.com/jeromehill/jerome-hill-classic-bleep-bass
(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 10:06, Reply)
I'm so hungover my eyeballs ache

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 11:17, Reply)
noice

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 11:42, Reply)
alright?

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 12:18, Reply)
alright dt

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 15:13, Reply)
Decent scratching an' all

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 12:24, Reply)
it's 'up my alley'

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 15:13, Reply)
morning
another one for the sneaker aficionados
(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 12:02, Reply)
Jesus

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 12:22, Reply)
yeah, you probably could walk on water in them

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 12:46, Reply)
Get the "just walked across a newly laid road" look

(, Sat 10 Apr 2021, 14:55, Reply)
thread for gay spazzes who like it up the bum-bun from other gay spazzes

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 18:30, Reply)

Hi Al!
youtu.be/NBWSm3dQpvk
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 18:37, Reply)
RIP dmx

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 18:40, Reply)
Two legends taken on the same day

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 18:43, Reply)
Bet they are having it large a the welcome party

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 18:44, Reply)
Phil’s probably already done a racism and been shivved

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 19:13, Reply)
Cheers

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 19:15, Reply)
Where do you go if you die in heaven

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 21:02, Reply)
Charing Cross hospital probly

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 21:30, Reply)
Nah surprisingly that's in hammersmith. Youd go st Thomas's

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 22:38, Reply)
The VIP Lounge

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 21:43, Reply)
more sadness :(

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 19:13, Reply)
What's up hun, dm me x

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 19:49, Reply)

dm dp
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 22:03, Reply)
There you go b3ta.com/talk

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 19:08, Reply)
I give the people what they want
Even if they’re a wanker
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 19:14, Reply)
Well you sure as hell wouldn't catch me posting in a thread like th-
... godDAMMIT!
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 19:27, Reply)
b3ta/talk is like a premature ejaculation

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 19:46, Reply)
well thanks so much for the warm welcome x

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 21:39, Reply)
Arguing with my boyfriend over whether or not vaccines are a good thing
Never realized I was dating a fuckwit
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 23:54, Reply)
Afternoon, wanker's

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 11:59, Reply)
I'm not a wanker, can I still reply in this thread?
Cheers
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:01, Reply)
shut up, wanker

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:03, Reply)
Wanker^

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:11, Reply)
Sounds like exactly the sort of thing a total, unmitigated wanker would say.

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 13:24, Reply)
I'm sure that there will be a thread for gay spazzes who like it up the bum-bun from other gay spazzes along shortly.

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 17:53, Reply)
I've been good as gold this week, so I'm on the piss tonight & making adana kebabs and beetroot hummus
Got a zoom-o with my pops later, I expect my kid will continue to blank me but what can you do eh.
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:03, Reply)
^ wanker

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:09, Reply)
RIP Prince Philip, the nasty old racist

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:09, Reply)
RIP Phil the Greek, never made it to the century and got a letter from his wife

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:12, Reply)
He was 1370 in lizard years.

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 17:56, Reply)
Shh I'm mourning

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:12, Reply)
News, b3ta, etc

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:15, Reply)
^

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 13:13, Reply)
taken 2 soon

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:15, Reply)
God racist his soul :(

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:19, Reply)
Damn you AstraZenaca!!

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:20, Reply)
He had so much more to give.
Offence, I mean.
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 12:49, Reply)
show some respect
he came inside the Queen
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 13:03, Reply)
alright ess ess

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 13:09, Reply)
Omg you're not dead!!

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 13:37, Reply)
PRAISE THE LORD, FOR HE HATH RISEN

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 13:56, Reply)
Cheers

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 13:57, Reply)
PRINCE OF R HARTZ

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 15:11, Reply)
And Hibs and meadowbank before they moved

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 19:37, Reply)
We’d better fucking get a bank holiday out of this

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 13:06, Reply)
alright brb.com/talk

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 16:56, Reply)
I'm at half mast rn

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 17:16, Reply)
and wankettes

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 13:04, Reply)
and what time do you call this?

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 13:57, Reply)
well, SOMEBODY needed to say it

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 15:27, Reply)
alright dribble

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 16:07, Reply)
$$

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 16:25, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 16:41, Reply)
*salutes*

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 16:34, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 18:20, Reply)
Shooooooooes
alt: morning
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 8:11, Reply)
Morning

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 8:24, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 8:34, Reply)
morning
nice and sunny here
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 8:57, Reply)
Cold out I can tell you

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:05, Reply)
Both of the above here.
Getting a bit fed up of scraping the windscreen every morning, it's fucking April.
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:11, Reply)
We've just got rid of the frosty starts, was going to go fishing with my brother but my nob of a nephew has broken his tib and fib, plaster from foot to thigh, needs lifting on the bog

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:24, Reply)
selfish boy

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:29, Reply)
On a see saw apparently, how a 14 year old breaks their leg on that shows he was being a prick , ambulance to hospital and an op . Every fucking year, elbow last summer, still pinned

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:35, Reply)
oh dear, there's a pattern here
either that or he's bullshitting about what he was really up to
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:42, Reply)
He has no fear, bit touched the lad , that's adopting for you

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:47, Reply)
Morning
Enjoying my scrambled eggs while I watch people stuck on a mountain resorting to cannibalism
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:06, Reply)
I'm choosing to imagine that you are watching microscopic life unfold on top of the eggshell.

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:12, Reply)
Sounds fun

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:22, Reply)
Thats the specialist end of pornhub

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 11:31, Reply)
beautiful spring sunshine here LOL

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:11, Reply)
LOL

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:12, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 19:29, Reply)
Shoe Shoe Barney McGrew Cuthbert Dibble Grubb whallop

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:15, Reply)
Why Don't Shoe Just Switch Off Shoer Television Set and Go and Shoe Something Less Boring Instead?

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:21, Reply)
reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDcZatWAnDI
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:31, Reply)
Fewer boring

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 11:06, Reply)
Only Fools And Horseshoes

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 10:07, Reply)
morning
no shoes around here

I've got this on instead
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:18, Reply)
Not clicking that, might be a virus.

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:21, Reply)
20 Seconds to Comply is a classic B A N G E R

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:24, Reply)
Its fucking shit

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:28, Reply)
no m8 it is not fucking shit

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:32, Reply)
They were a one hit wonder , and that wasn't it

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:36, Reply)
nothing says 'Friday' like a good bit of arguing on the internet

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 10:05, Reply)
I disagree!

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 10:30, Reply)
YEAH IT FUCKING DOES YOU CUNT

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 10:31, Reply)
did you come here for an argument?
ha ha, Monty Python, etc.
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 10:58, Reply)
haha, oh man they're great - so great, in fact, that I just call them 'Python'!
It shows other people how much of a fan of theirs I am!
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 11:20, Reply)
totes respect m8, you sound like the life of any party

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 11:24, Reply)
Ni!

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 11:35, Reply)

20 Seconds to Comply my nan
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 9:32, Reply)
Still morning

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 10:08, Reply)
Cheers

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 10:44, Reply)
Haha, Gayshift!!
lol
(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 1:09, Reply)
FUCKLIFT

(, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 6:11, Reply)
bit slow on here today guys

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:13, Reply)
sympathy reply

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:28, Reply)
you sure are

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:32, Reply)
haha i no u r but wat am i???????????????

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:43, Reply)
a cunt

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:53, Reply)
:'(

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:58, Reply)
Clickin dis

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:21, Reply)
We won't judge

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:35, Reply)
ok

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:43, Reply)
I will

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:57, Reply)
Cheers Judge

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:04, Reply)
Judge Thread

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:55, Reply)
Substantials chat

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:47, Reply)
You didn’t like graphics package chat?

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:57, Reply)
was that a 'be right back' thread?

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 16:58, Reply)
graphic chat about packages? ooh-er

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:10, Reply)
I didn't get to see that classic exchange of bantz due to my being on 9.0 by violent misogynist poster 'brb'

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:55, Reply)
I bet 'brb' stands for 'boring racist beaker'.

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:23, Reply)
Don't forget to punch your bint out!

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:42, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:09, Reply)
oh, now that's good

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:52, Reply)
Most excellent internet

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:56, Reply)
Christ, I'd forgotten that was his 'thing'.
That shtick was the closest he ever came to having a personality, online. It wasn't even that long ago, yet I had no memory of it until you jogged it just now.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 22:35, Reply)
What’s your point?

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:22, Reply)
Feel free to say something interesting, then.

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:39, Reply)
something interesting

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:50, Reply)
*finger guns*

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:57, Reply)
*fingers gnu*

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:00, Reply)
Odd you should say that, I was about to dick a dik-dik.

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:29, Reply)
Sorry, I've been looking after the kids and I have 3 very important projects on the go.

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 19:00, Reply)
Alright.
I find myself using Windows 10. I need software that does what Windows Photo Viewer did on Windows 7.

Most importantly I need it to import photos from a camera, tag/title those photos and put them in their own folder, and be able to edit them with arbitrary rotation (not just 90 degrees).

Alternatively, is there a way to hack Windows 10's shit photo viewer to give it the functionality of the superior software it replaced?

Cheers.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:17, Reply)
Anal

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:32, Reply)
I would like to use a photo editing program called Anal.
I am very annoyed with Windows 10's photo viewer. Things are supposed to improve, or be replaced with things that are better. I don't understand why they took away all the functionality. They even took away the keyboard shortcuts! Why would anyone do that?
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:46, Reply)
There’s one called GIMP, maybe that’s more to your liking

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:49, Reply)
GIMP is a little too heavy for what I want this for.
Import, tag, edit (crop and rotate), and not exporting or saving a copy, just fucking getting on with it like I could before.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:53, Reply)
Get a Mac lol
Or look at paint.net www.getpaint.net/
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 15:29, Reply)
I have a box containing two macs
and two more in the cellar somewhere. There they will stay.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:44, Reply)
Crayons

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 15:35, Reply)
I'm not allowed to use them any more, since the incident.

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:39, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 17:38, Reply)
Have you considered buying a Mac like some sort of cunt?

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 18:20, Reply)
I'm more of an anal windows man.

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 20:33, Reply)
yo

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:22, Reply)
Yo

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:23, Reply)
still revelling in having your home to yourself?

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:32, Reply)
Very much so
Just got a call from the job centre, I might have an induction tomorrow
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:02, Reply)
<s>j</s> h

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:28, Reply)
hust idgi

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:44, Reply)

o a
du je
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:34, Reply)

j kn
du fe
tomorrow
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 13:24, Reply)

ll t
job cats protection
an induction toxoplasmosis
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:04, Reply)

Very much so Ladies and gentlemen, we have the Honey Drippers in the house tonight, they
a call from the job centre, I might have an induction tomorrow back from Washington, DC
I think they got somethin' they want to say
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:08, Reply)

call letter
job centre government, the other day
might have an induction tomorrow opened, and read it, it said they were SUCKAHS
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:33, Reply)

Very much so Ooh, aah
got
call from the job centre little bit
I might have an induction tomorrow Ooh, aah, a little bit more
Ooh, aah, just a little bit
You know what I'm looking for
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 15:08, Reply)
I'm done for the day already

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:34, Reply)
me too, in terms of urgent stuff to do
things always go quiet for me in the school hols, all the bored rich women (80% of my customers) are busy with their dear little ones, the cunts

unfortunately I still have to sit here like a wanker so I'm going to see if there's something on Netflix to get into
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:36, Reply)
I dont tend to go to early incase a callout comes in , that's why I insist the pubs open Monday or that fat sex yeti is getting shived

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:39, Reply)
no reason to suspect they won't is there?

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:45, Reply)
I'm just putting that threat out there , so he knows

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:51, Reply)
he does lurk on here, good thinking

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:04, Reply)
I didn't know you were a gigalo Richard

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 13:47, Reply)
well there's a lot you don't know about me m8

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 15:27, Reply)
hi mate

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:37, Reply)
yo

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:45, Reply)
sup homez

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:44, Reply)
what up G money?

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:45, Reply)
hustlin', bustlin', rustlin'...you know how it is

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:55, Reply)
for the last 34 years I was convinced I saw breakdance 2: Electric boogaloo at the cinema
but last night I watched that Cannon films doco and discovered that in fact, I’d seen Beat Street
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:47, Reply)
Better film and soundtrack

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:50, Reply)
by a country mile
watching the clips of breakin 1 & 2 on youtube, it looks proper shite
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:54, Reply)
if you watch the opening scene of breakin 1, you can see a young Jean-Claude Van Damme
Dancing like a gaylord in a unitard on the beach, most amusing
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:22, Reply)

gfycat.com/unsightlyhugecat
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:23, Reply)
he's no Jason Statham in leopard-print pants

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:24, Reply)
what is, m8 - what is

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:31, Reply)
very true

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:33, Reply)
absolutely right
However best of all is Wildstyle which is simply incredible, the live footage, Grandmaster Flash cutting it up on 3 decks in his kitchen, Rock Steady getting down - it cannot be beaten.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaXMfw0IJOo

In close second is Style Wars, but that's a documentary so not really the same. It's on Netflix but it's a bit grainy:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpWxHTNYx6k
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:20, Reply)
also well worth a watch:
Bombin - UK graff doc from (I think) 87 showing a v young Goldie in his prime
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEbh97UbIgM

Bad Meaning Good - another UK film, rare early London Posse clips
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ykYAAqLxc

Beat This (Arena Doc) - absolutely brilliant even with Gary Byrd's bent rapping - incredible Bambaataa scenes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMCSUo4oWFQ
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:26, Reply)
you're all fucking welcome
that's hip hop sorted
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:28, Reply)

calm down mate, fucking hell
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:39, Reply)
bethree breakdown

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 12:56, Reply)
that'll keep you busy for a bit

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 13:09, Reply)
alright sticko, are you still a poverty vegetarian?

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:10, Reply)
I thoroughly enjoyed that documentary.
Brought back happy memories of shitty VHS rentals and late-night ITV showings of Lifeforce.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 14:49, Reply)
word

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:54, Reply)
cheers

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 13:10, Reply)
ONE FOR THE HIP HOP HEADS
youtu.be/7uWMgyqhltg
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 11:57, Reply)
Morning

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 7:16, Reply)
Yo , trains are getting busier on southeastern people getting ready to open monday I suppose. I think they should just open pubs

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 7:33, Reply)
Start a riot

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 7:50, Reply)
pubs on trains, except without train catering prices

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 7:52, Reply)
I was going to say, have you ever bought beer on a train? no thanks
330ml of tepid Stella for Β£3
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:01, Reply)
They'd have to expand the toilet provision

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:02, Reply)
That's the trouble with these modern trains, you can't piss out the windows

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:05, Reply)
that's what those little bins in the aisles between the seats are for

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:23, Reply)
Quentin blake illustrated a tale of a lad on a moving train weeing in a hat and then emptying it out of the window
into a signalman's face
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:43, Reply)
If only you could link old chat posts

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:43, Reply)
search is broken

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:20, Reply)
I hope he wrote "CREATED BY QUENTIN BLAKE" all over the picture in huge letters.
/board in-jokes are never PP'd
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:56, Reply)
There was a speech bubble from his dad saying BOILING PISS

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:01, Reply)
Q4's, I mean

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:03, Reply)
Heh, "PP".

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:58, Reply)
morning garold

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:13, Reply)
How are you today?
I’m feeling considerably better.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:18, Reply)
meh
I'm surprised I didn't crack and open a bottle last night so that's good - but other than that I'm really rather dejected. My dad wants a zoom* later and I'm rather dreading the false jollity that will entail. Things could be a lot worse though.

*not a euphemism
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:22, Reply)
at least you have a father

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:32, Reply)
true indeed, he's lovely as well, can't wait for him to move back to the UK this summer

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:39, Reply)
He can have a lemonade sparkle and be happy with it

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:41, Reply)
I prefer those

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:59, Reply)
12p lol

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:20, Reply)
me too, those or the cider ones

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:54, Reply)
Yep, things could be worse

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:41, Reply)
Morning all

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:49, Reply)
Hiya

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:36, Reply)
hiya

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:09, Reply)
Hi there

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:37, Reply)
I'm dubious about the frightening change in format of the morning threads, there, I said it.

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:42, Reply)
many a mickle makes a morning

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 9:56, Reply)
that explains why they're so shoddily built meaning you need a new one every day
THIS IS A RACIST JOKE ABOUT IRISH BUILDERS
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:12, Reply)
*PAGING BRB*

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:15, Reply)
Gender neutrally a mickle?

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:27, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 16:36, Reply)

smeg
(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:07, Reply)
run/gary

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:30, Reply)
10 PRINT “alright gary”;
20 GOTO 10
(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:34, Reply)
Alright, Tim Berners-Lee.

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:39, Reply)
‘fun’ fact, I used to get the occasional lift to work from his brother

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:43, Reply)
Ngl, I've seen funner facts, so I appreciate the scare quotes.

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:44, Reply)
Anecdotes are one of my many fortes

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:47, Reply)
it was the 1970s, Buckaroo!

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 18:05, Reply)
^ basic bitch

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:42, Reply)
*sharp nasal exhalation*

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:45, Reply)
PR1CK

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:06, Reply)
W4NKER

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 3:12, Reply)
Just having a lager and a packet of ready salted, living the dream pal

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:57, Reply)
Going for no booze Tues-Thurs this week
Keyword: stoned as shit
(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 19:19, Reply)
I text my man 15 minutes ago and nothing back yet, hes normally quick , got 4 js worth PANIC STATIONS. 1111!!!!!!

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 19:25, Reply)
Stand down, 15 minutes

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 19:53, Reply)
Praise be

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:12, Reply)
Got my quarter of whatever this skunk is

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:21, Reply)
My regular stuff these days is Albanian Pong,
but lately my guy has started slinging Afghan Disco Fudge cross-polinated with Libyan Fuzz so it has 13% more delta-9-THC, so I might give that a whirl next.
(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:17, Reply)
This sort of shit is why I dont want it legalized, hippies everywhere like camra nibs banging on about it , the vape craze was bad enough

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:25, Reply)
Amen to that.
I like a smoke, not that I get a chance these days, but weed nerds are the fucking worst.
(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:31, Reply)
I have choices here, so I look up the available strains on leafly and decide what I want based on the strength and effects.
Most of the strains here at the moment have candy-based names, and lots of them have a strong citrus-type scent. My bongwater usually smells of lemon these days, seriously.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 3:32, Reply)
yeah I'm in two minds here
If we had the variety available that you get in legal places I think I'd care a lot more: I get choices with hash which make a big difference, from heavy black to lighter blonds, green however is just: this is what I have, like it or lump it. There are times when I want to get quadraspazzed and being glued to the sofa is fine, and others where that would be a problem. Being entirely ambivalent is like saying 'I just want a pint and I don't care if it's Shandy Bass or turps'.

That said agreed with Tea/mongy, CAMRA weed nerds are cunts - but there's a little more to it than just 'it's all weed innit, who cares'
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:17, Reply)
bit early for an essay m8

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 8:19, Reply)
Me too sadly. I woefully underestimated how much alcohol I would need for two weeks of annual leave during lockdown with the family

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:08, Reply)
Get it delivered on the sly

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:16, Reply)
The answer is always: more.

(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 3:13, Reply)
Binge watching Fleabag.

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 19:11, Reply)
Andrew Scott is dreamy

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:09, Reply)

Bm
tc sh
Flea ball
(, Thu 8 Apr 2021, 10:07, Reply)
Yeah
Just sent the kids home, so I'm having a much needed pint
(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:28, Reply)
Prost!

(, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:48, Reply)

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