not for me tait harshes my buzz
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 6:47,
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MorningOther half scanned and checked and sent home. No idea what was causing the pain bet he’s dosed up to the eyeballs now and fast asleep.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 7:01,
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Morning. I am not stranded in Bristol, and not only that but I am temporary possession of a brand new model Y.God bless Alan Mosque!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 10:00,
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Happy birthday to meI’m in A&E,
The patients are bonkers,
And act mentally!
Other half is in awful pain and we’re worried something has gone wrong after the gall bladder removal. So far we’ve had a guy screaming and being handcuffed at the back of the waiting room. At the front there is a very lovely but disturbed chap who is coughing so loudly the whole place shakes, he’s taking his tshirt off and on and periodically goes for a hop around the place.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 20:43,
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Hoppy dude or angry aggressive handcuffed man?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 21:01,
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Hoppy fella is not happy(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 21:02,
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Lewisham is extra special Even by London standards
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:05,
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FridayThe surgery team are running tests on him. I’ve come home now he’s waiting for a CT scan.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:07,
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I had a lot of pain for a few days after mine, it was due to the gas they fill you up with, hopefully it's something similar, all the best eh(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 1:03,
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Happy Birthday! If he can convince them he's got peritonitis they'll probably see him sooner.Tell him to keep his abdomen absolutely rigid and say the pain is 11 out of 10 wherever they touch him.*
*may result in an unnecessary surgical procedure
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:06,
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In other news my Tesla gave me a load of worrying battery warning errors on the drive home and is now refusing to charge.The Tesla app has given me an appointment at the Bristol Tesla service centre tomorrow at 9am.
It's 39 miles away and my car says it has 45 miles of range left so that should be exciting.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:10,
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Can you not just take a 4-pack of AA batteries with you as backup?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:39,
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Well I just hope it isn't giving you some spectacularly bad advice!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 2:26,
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Thanks And he’s been very insistent about getting seen and the nurse who saw him called the surgery team who did tue op on Friday.
Bloody stupid triage nurse at the front desk said go home and call gp. He didn’t stand for that.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:16,
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Good, that is very stupid advice(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:21,
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I'd advise a smeggy dildo and a bottle of rum(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:58,
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pushing that smeggy dildo down the boardHi guy's
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:38,
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Hello Queef.How’s your bum for spots?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 15:07,
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I was just reading an article about accents in England, didn't know you discriminated against people with non-Queen's English accents
they all sound cool to us
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 15:21, Reply)
They's reet mint (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:08,
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Liar!b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Goochpong
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:00,
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Double liar!b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Guntstench
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:02,
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When beer pong just doesn't cut it (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:11,
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I just read the sentence, "Meg White, the legendary former drummer..." and now I'm wondering what the legend was. Is there one about a shitty drummer? (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:06,
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Ringo The Simple and the Garden Of The Octopus(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:08,
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Just had some devilled chicken, wasn't that spicy. Tomorrow I'll try the dolphin kottu. Fooooood, probably (
mongychops, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:15,
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May you could have cat katsu curyyOr dog hot dog
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:05,
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Hayden Panettiere warned people off eating dolphins because she likes them and they're full of mercury,it's comforting to know that she died in vain
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:58, Reply)
Hayden Panettiere is brand of traditional Italian seasonal cake, it comes in an ornate box(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 1:08,
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Day one of my "holiday" in *Wales"I'm half shitfaced and fully sunburnt and now I'm getting on it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:10,
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My mate just called to ask how our holiday was going Because he wants us to be on the same page on the off chance that my mother calls him. He thinks it's hilarious. I'm now trying to put an IKEA clothes rack together and stop licking my tongue.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 19:10,
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How the fuck does one lick one's own tongue?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Aug 2026, 20:53,
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I did a piss this morning that smelled just like last night's king prawn bhuna.(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 8:47, Reply)
Good thing you didn't have curried asparagus (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 9:04,
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Your king prawn bhuna smelt like pissand you still ate it?
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:23,
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Had an enquiry about nystatin pessaries this morning.I found these, getting mixed messages from the name though
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 13:36, Reply)
I fucking hate pessaries (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 19:12,
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You should ask your doctor for thesestatics.docmorris.de/static/produkte/FX57OTEC/docmorris/ps420r/diclac-retardtabletten-100-st-03223189-0-1766174528852487.png
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 19:28,
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Just wrapping my presents for Milad-Un-Nabi tomorrow. Then how's your luck, Wednesday is nikini full moon poya . Get in (
mongychops, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 9:16,
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Today is my IRL birthdaybut it won't help you steal my identity as I've got the wrong date of birth on all of my official documents. Ha!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 10:23,
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Happy birthday (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 10:40,
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Alright, Jason Bourne.I bet your real name isn't even Garold, either. Happy birthday!
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.Yeti., Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:34,
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happy birthday garold, mine was on the eighth(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:59,
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Many happy returns for yours(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:28,
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Day 2. I was going go day 4. Fucking 160 dollar tho. That's rent and beers(
mongychops, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 18:42,
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Surely a ball would have been better Wouldn't splatter on the wickets, either
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 17:57,
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I doubt it would crack Unless it was frozen
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 18:05,
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As the old saying goes, cack don't crack.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Aug 2026, 19:29,
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My assumption was that "bowled shit" was like a plated meal or something. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Aug 2026, 19:35,
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It's a way of life, not just a special offer(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 21:04,
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www.amazon.co.uk/Cooking-Poo-Saiyuud-Diwong/dp/0977507076/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=39GZY7TR16S1O&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.bhsziDgNy3keVDT9O8mM4dN_K0bg0Y-KYyO5INivFCNOgIm8sH8VDULqP5imNg6VCgrQNzMxQSeIJdQq1JYOYZPmdq2GCJMX6ubXoVCEFfk.StNVkKoAECFA1Bk88XgNvynHbbRPxO-SgObpSDiOprs&dib_tag=se&keywords=cooking+with+poo&qid=1787516524&sprefix=cooking+with+poo%2Caps%2C205&sr=8-1
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Aug 2026, 21:22,
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All you can eat buttfet (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 21:43,
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Howzat!Unfortunately for the person catching it, type 5 on the Bristol Chart so quite a lot went through his fingers and now he looks like a shitty human rorschach test.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:37,
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Smeggy dildoWhat have you done? You made a fool of everyone.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 13:00,
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When I find myself in times of trouble, smeggy dildo comes to me(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 13:01,
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Can't, flight to London is from here. Too expensive to cancel. (
mongychops, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 8:55,
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how long do you have left until you fly back?(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:21,
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He is, he's flying to London. Nice, cheap old London.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:19,
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i wasn't talking to you, you gigantic fucksorry i meant to say: oh right i didn't know that, thanks.
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:44,
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I quite like the first oneStyle, panache, rolls off the tongue
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:46,
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yeah but i'm nice nowi can't be horrible
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:50,
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MorningAll is well here. Enjoying a freshly baked loaf from the bread maker. Set the timer last night and got up to the lovely smell of baking.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 8:55,
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I love the smell of fisting in the morning (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:15,
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I used to roll out the bread machine at least once a week.Then, the teeth stripped off the drive chain linking the motor to the mixing paddle and I could not find a new one for love nor money.
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.Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:12,
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This level of internet gold is why I get out of bed in the morning.(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:45, Reply)
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:49,
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Careful now, dot Yeti dot, you're taking over the populol page(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 13:40,
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Three entries at once; it's pure madness, pet.I'll be winning QOTW again next.
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.Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 14:37,
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panasonic are supposed to be the daddy breadmakersbut i dunno, i think everything is made in the same shed with the same shite these days
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:46,
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It's beyond evening It's officially morning
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 0:15,
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Is it afternoon already?I better get up and do something!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:18,
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You wouldn't do it in your sleep, that's for sure (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:26,
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It's quite breathtaking (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 13:42,
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The name's Balls. Shaved Balls (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 15:54,
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Do you expect me to shave?No Mr Balls, I expect you to wax
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 5:10,
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Scrotum of Solace (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 5:08,
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Elephants and monkeys causing traffic chaos on the A10 Sri Lanka. Fucking pricks (
mongychops, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 16:47,
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It'll take a mammoth effort to clear that up(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:36,
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Bloody pachys(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:55,
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Elephants to the left of me, monkeys to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with gnus
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 18:02,
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.Yeti., Sat 22 Aug 2026, 18:10,
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In this series, I use archival Dior hats to investigate the tension between mid-century decorum and contemporary excess.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 19:25,
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Dogs with little archival Dior hats(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 21:50,
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And wearing saddles, and monkeys ride them(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 22:41,
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Don't worry! We're investigating the tension between mid-century decorum and contemporary excess!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 22:42,
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morning- going to the pub this afternoon. Might watch the cricket later.
alt: might bum the bowler / bot the batter / fuck the fielders / upskirt the umpire
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 6:00,
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Ah, the thwack of willow on leather.Being spanked by Warwick Davis in bondage gear, I mean.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 9:07, Reply)
dont worry It should be safe to run it through the dishwasher.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 11:42,
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morning Wont be going to the pub until tomorrow- Its quiz night
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 11:39,
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Sunday Quid a go. Pints sold separately.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 11:58,
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For a bonus point, *why* is quiz night, Will?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:14,
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Beacuse the other nights are takenThe place offers live music, open mike night, comedy night, and the ever popular drinking alone in stony silence nights
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:22,
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I'll accept that answer, Will. You're through to the next round, where you'll take on the Smeggy Dildos(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:25,
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They do autopsies?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 13:44,
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Hi flid'sHave no fear, Queef is here.
Oxford for lunch with my father 2moz, roast Sun.
Prolly sodomise a sealion.
u
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 14:06,
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Do you know what they call a round trip in Germany?Panoramafahrten. Imagine.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 14:18,
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Going to work to gloat After today, I'm off till the first
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 14:53,
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Can we fix it?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 17:27,
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I saw a picture purported be John, Paul and George stretching their anuses widebut I knew it was fake because there was no Ringo
(, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 17:27, Reply)
I Am The Anus (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:35,
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Sgt Pepper's Massively Distended Rectum(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Aug 2026, 18:11,
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...said Queef, before adding "Sorry, what was the question again?"(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Aug 2026, 21:28,
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We Can Wank It Out(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:36,
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Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Wank Club Band(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:57,
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Here comes the bum(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:23,
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Magical Fistery Tour(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:25,
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Shitter to Ride(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:29,
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Happiness Is A Warm Bum(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:38,
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Fucking A Hole(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:39,
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Golden Bummers(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:40,
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Bum for your life(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:42,
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Everybody's Got Something Hide Except For Me And My Monkey's Bright Red Ass(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:43,
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Fist and Shart(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:55,
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Maxwells Silver Haemorrhoid(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 21:30,
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No But everyone thinks I am. It's the only way to get a bit of peace from the mental
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 16:49,
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On my way to the place I'm staying. Fucked up big cab across. I'm stopping here for a local tour dambulla cave temple
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mongychops, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 14:56,
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Had a cortisone injection in my shoulder this morning.Wasn’t too bad until now, and it just started hurting like a bastard. Going to drink until I don’t notice the pain any more.
Either that or bugger a blue-footed booby.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 16:57,
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Oxford's great.Have lunch at The Trout and get a table overlooking the Cherwell.
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.Yeti., Fri 21 Aug 2026, 20:39,
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toowww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2gmnvj4dyo
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 12:15,
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2/7 getting a pair of crocs for your birthday(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 12:21,
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5/7 failed after a promising gnome with a hardon(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 12:53,
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I'm right here(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 17:42,
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Afternoon. Last day here. Then off to see elephants having a festival. All pilled up no doubt in Kandy (
mongychops, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 7:09,
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Morningit's been a constructive day already. Dropped the other half of at the hospital first thing so can have his gall bladder removed - they're doing it as keyhole surgery so hopefully it'll be a quick recovery but if they need to open him up the poor dab will be tender for a few weeks.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 9:10,
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He's got a hefty stock of dihydracodine and cocodamol (I've got a handful of morphine tablets too)and is looking forward to a few weeks off work.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:02,
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Friend of mine's son came off his bike and basically impaled himself on the handlebars, making his gallbladder explode.He was on antibiotics for a year but since then he's been fine.
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.Yeti., Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:04,
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He basically turned himself into a bike basket(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:04,
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You fucking stupid fucking smeggy fucking dildo(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:54,
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Just taking a brake from pedalling my vile shitposts on beeter.So you can fork off.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 13:16, Reply)
Just got a call from the hosptal- surgery went finehe's coming round from the GE, doing fine and can come home later today when he's up to being collected.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 11:12,
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YES!!! /BOARD FP!!!Just need to get a /talk and /links FP and my day will be complete
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 12:03,
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I got my one and only FP more than 10 years ago (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 13:25,
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Alright, the 2012 London Olympics logo.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Aug 2026, 22:39,
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Anus timeOr as a portmanteau Anime.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 22:49,
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If it wasn't, you'd be full of shit (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 0:27,
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I am incredibly flatulent todayBig and noisy but fortunately fragrance-free
How r u lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:18,
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Still at the top, Queef's.Hope you're well.
Trouser
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:21,
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How dare you say that in the afternoon!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:32,
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I'm doing alright I supposeThanks, Trouser
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:29,
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I'm in Kõln motherfucker don't you ever forget(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:27,
Reply)
Depeche Modezzz(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:13,
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"All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is there, in your arse"(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:14,
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Oh great guysThe smeggy dildo's turned up :(
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:35,
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I'm getting more of a Handel's Messiah vibe from it.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:34,
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DefoEdit: actually Crazy Horses by The Osmonds
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:55,
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Surely it should be to the tune of Baggy Trousers.Smeggy, Trouser
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:06,
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Chuffing great, thanks(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:20,
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Alright fartpants(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:15,
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Turns out my Ancient Greek zoosex parody was wasted on /boardb3ta.com/board/11430421
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:29,
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Obviously Octo's 'achilles heel cream' is much funnier and worthy of the popular page.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:31,
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Is that what that is? I was trying to click it. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:33,
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I thought I'd at least get a click from JollyJack :((
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:37,
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Ok clearly the problem is that people don't want to admit that they find it funny because then everyone will know they frequent bestiality fetish sites.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:02,
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Also partly windy (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:56,
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