Never EVER read work emails on a Sunday eveningspending the end of your weekend fuming and ranting and having to go out for a walk to calm down is not a great way to live your life.
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:04,
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swap youI've just done a vom and a shit at the same time, then 5 mins later cleaned up a 3 year old who did the same thing.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:05,
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wait, that could be even more economical(
vladimir whitcomb is betwixt, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:31,
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I have definitely saved a lot of typing effort there, well done me(
vladimir whitcomb is betwixt, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:32,
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That doesn't sound like fun, grantedbut fuming about work hassles you can't do anything about until Monday won't improve your lot. Focus on the faecal matter and semi-digested food, you have your priorities.
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:24,
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But what if the email says fuck tomorrow off as paid holiday (
mongychops, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:16,
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No such email has ever been written where I work(
garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:24,
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if you can't do business in business hours you shouldn't be in businesses (
mongychops, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:33,
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Yeh I feel your pain bruh.My professional conscience got the better of me today and I spent four hours working on a frickin' Sunday. I'm already going to ask for more money for this gig but I also need to hold up a big sign at some point saying "ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ALREADY".
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:17,
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Check every note. And if a customer asks to check the money again and count it tell them to piss off (
mongychops, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:25,
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You must have a price list then, you can't claim ignoranceor is everything in code
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should I turn that frown upside down, mongy? hold up, I'll give it a go(
vladimir whitcomb is betwixt, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:35,
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pissed in yr own mouth again?(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 17:33,
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micturitionboy innit(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:28,
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the artist formerly known as stooge(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:31,
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alright smash monkey(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 19:22,
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Friend of my wife worked front of house for a "massage parlour". Friend of mine runs an "escort agency".
What I'm trying to say is, I'm on the game and I look forward to working together.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:41,
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Steve Jobs original marketing instructions were confusing, to say the least(
garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:27,
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I might send rob a gaz, ask him to create a new board purely for this(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 14:08, Reply)
alright mongyGerman paid you yet?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:24,
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Nope , slightly concerning, but I've sold to them before with no issue . (
mongychops, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:32,
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Been a whileOpinions on Thy Catafalque?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:25,
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Just giving them a quick listenBut your suggestions are generally pretty good.
Definitely deserve a proper listening.
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Lord Gnome dazed and confused, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:28,
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I'm moved more towards prog metal recentlyalthough there's still too much djent floating about for my liking
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:36,
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Chuck the new Turbonegro on Grrry.It's almost as '80's as the Lost Boys soundtrack.
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Hello. My child free weekend has come to an early end. :(
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:42,
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No one mourned you, Hob. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 12:23,
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mine's been following through every time she farts(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:37,
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You're not mcbeef's real daddy. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 12:22,
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Morning I saw The Favourite last night. It was brilliant, really enjoyed it. Filthy, witty, stylish and tragic - lots of very bad behaviour.
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:26,
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My local cinema isn't showing it They're concentrating on kid's films
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Any steamy girl-on-girl action?I have a bit of a love/hate take on Yorgos Lanthimos; I thought The Lobster was superb, but he seems obsessed with imposing this unrelenting atmosphere of creeping dread. I've started The Killing of a Sacred Deer on a couple of occasions but the bleakness and unease make it a slog. Maybe I'll make it through to the end tonight. Colin Farrell is great at those clipped, deadpan characters, though.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:47,
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I thoroughly enjoyed the Lobsterbut the ending made me despise the creator and everyone involved with the project.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:48,
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:55,
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I watched that "Birdman" the other day.Christ it's depressing. Quite entertaining, though.
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I watched Lifeforce The woman space vampire has the best knockers I've ever seen.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 16:33,
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I remember that.It was well good.
In this month's infinity they've got an interview with a SFX spod. He made a full body model of Sigourney Weaver for Alien 3. It doesn't say that he kept it afterwards as his personal Sigourney RealDoll, but you know he did.
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I think at any given point either my mate, me or his brother was having a stoned doze. Lovely pic of me asleep cradling a pug.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 12:36,
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That's a funny name for his penis. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 13:13,
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He made it to 88, which probably deserves some credit.(
.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 19:22,
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I was thinking more for when the police kick the door down you can prove your role was totally above board and you saw and heard nothing illegal(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 23:19, Reply)
Turn up on your first day with a can of RAID for the lols.(
.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 0:15,
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Pfft!Probably want to have your driving licence/passport to hand as well...
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:30,
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Don Estelle did a tour of shopping centres a few years before he died . I bought his music, and shook his hand , windors with him now , (
mongychops, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 20:26,
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Apparently he voiced many of the characters in "Rupert and the Frog Song".(
.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 20:43,
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Just watched The Swiss Family Robinsonfor the first time in about 25 years. The small child's voice was ridiculously piercing.
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I dunno, bruising on the buttocks says "I've had a right good spanking."(
.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:16,
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Do carpet burns count as bruising?Maybe we should just have a generic "sexeh injuries" category.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:55,
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I strained something in my groin, after an especially enthusiastic session, once. This is a bit qotw, isn't it?
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:26,
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I love my new coffee machine but keep ODing on caffeine Might have to cut my Lavazza with some decaf, I don't feel right at all
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Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:52,
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Too much caffeine at once is no fun at all.Caffeine hangovers are also a thing.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:58,
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You'd think I'd be ok at processing stimulants(
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:25,
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I saw an article in a papera few years back with 3 side by side brain scans of an alcoholic, coke addict and caffeine addict highlighting the brain cells that had died off. The coke one and the caffeine one were roughly similar in terms of area and volume.
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Fizzy drinks are for kids, though. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:38,
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Different mechanism though innit.Caffeine is an adenosine receptor antagonist, whereas coke binds to the dopamine transporter and prevents dopamine reuptake at the synaptic cleft.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:38,
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Dopamine is a helluva neurotransmitter. (
Mr. Tea It's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 13:17,
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Lavazza's decaf is my daughter's choice in coffee. Naturally, she mixes it with syrup and frothy milk, so she's not as discerning as I like to pretend.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:27,
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I fell off the bike a bitBut I bounced!
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:51,
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another pothole on the nation's roads(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 7:26,
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It's just part of the learning curve(
garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:46,
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aww garidead, I hope your bruises subside soon(
vladimir whitcomb is betwixt, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:41,
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I'm fine. It was at 0 mphJust looked silly
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:46,
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That was my concern And it's fine. Phew!
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:46,
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I'm going to slacker off the adjustment even moreAnd fit stabilisers
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:47,
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queef richard's is a willy(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:40,
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wut keighley in west yorkshire?(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:51,
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All I know about keighleyIs that it was the setting for the film blow dry, starring Alan Rickman
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+sing+in a Marillion tribute band
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 19:56,
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can you be fewer shit?you're circling the drain
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:28,
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he wants to be shit, that's his schtickwhat's worrying is, he's actually really shit at trying to be deliberately shit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:35,
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You don't exactly speak from a position of non-shitness.(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:37,
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you have no way of telling what is and isn't shit(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:50,
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haha that really is what you consider to be a proper zinger, isn't it?(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:52,
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you can barely muster a "i know you are but what am I?"you couldn't come up with a zinger if someone handed you a KFC menu.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:55,
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more zing gold from popular b3toid, prickmachine!!!(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:05,
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woah, you changed a few letters in my name to make a rude word!that is some top shitternetting right there. That sort of quality belongs on reddit, or rob's twitter feed.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:07,
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if we call you out on being an insufferable pompous wanker again will you stop posting for a few months again?Just asking for a friend.
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bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:10,
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dunno, if I insult your choice of footwear are you going to take the bait like you did last time?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:18,
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This is like watching a pair of screaming spastics flinging their own turds at each other.(
Mr. Tea It's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:37,
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tongue twistershit prick's shit schtick sucks shit
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:54,
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Do not feed the troll;just ban it and get on with business as usual.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:00,
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banging the ban drum again eh?Pitiful.
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bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:17,
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If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
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5/7www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-46861655
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:38,
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3/7I thought the 2nd question read "Shitting sands on a French beach..."
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broadsword balls have zero to me, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:41,
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6/7Not bad considering Ive been working all week and not procrastinating
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GeordieJay ... it's very tricky, Karen, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:04,
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4/7Second-guessed myself on the Chinese seed question; should have gone with my gut instinct.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:59,
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Hullo wanker's, it's me (Queef Richard's), you know, off the internet?It's the fackin' weekend, cool huh?
Going to have an all-day 'gaming' session with my nipper tomorrow, followed by a go on the old 'ones and twos' in the evening.
Whatchoo up 2?
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Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:51,
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You mean you're going to do massive drugs and have a wank, I assume.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:55,
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I'm doing massive drugs and having a wank as I type this(
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:11,
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quiet weekend of spiritual reflection and healthy vegan eating(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:57,
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Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:11,
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Spending the evening on the toilet doesn't sound too appealing to me.I'll be doing a bit of shopping and cooking mainly.
Got a check up at the MSK clinic tomorrow for my old joints (not that kind unfortunately)
Not really drinking this month and eating less meat for all that New Year shit.
Will probably break that deal though.
Also. Watching the latest Halloween and A Star is Born
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GeordieJay ... it's very tricky, Karen, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:58,
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don't knock it 'til you've tried it m8(
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:12,
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ps my wife reckons A Star is Born is goodso it's most likely shit
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Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:16,
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The one with Miss Babs is decent(
GeordieJay ... it's very tricky, Karen, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:58,
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alright queefy, might rip shit up, might not, dunno, whaddya reckon?(
broadsword balls have zero to me, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:03,
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oh no doubt, no doubt/westwood
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Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:13,
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I've always been easily led astray(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:28,
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Drinking lemon tea and watching the snow Interview at the strip club tomorrow
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Smash it, Smashy(
H.B.Mupps have you ever had an Alphabeat stranglewank?, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:22,
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just googled the placeseems it's not a strip club after all, it's a massage parlour with a rather impressive record of being raided. this shit gets funnier by the second!
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:50,
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Top Tipif they raid the place say you are from Barbados and don't have any papers - then they'll send you on a free holiday! Once you've had enough just wanter into the consulate and tell them you were kinapped by white slavers, don't have your passport or any other documents and want to go home.
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 14:57,
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i couldn't pass for caribbean if i tried(
Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:10,
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if Jim Davidson can do it, so can youELLODEREMON
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Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:35,
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I assume my boy will be round , so cod and pub and pool (
mongychops, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:07,
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The other Saturday my daughter turned up at gone 8 and asked what's for dinner ffs (
mongychops, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:50,
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I'm not sure a pool is the best place for the cod Unless it's saltwater
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Bluegrass and beer tonight.Tomorrow morning: finding out whether I can send a registered letter to Switzerland, for the wideboy currently chilling in the mountainous kingdom of Heidi who commissioned three and a half grand's worth of work from me in October and still hasn't paid.
Other than that, ah dern't really knerrrrr, like, man, pet.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:44,
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when exactly will you sentimental scousers stop bleating on about Hillsborough?Justice for the 96?
Pus-piss for the shitey dicks, more like.
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bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:14,
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Its the freakin' weekend? Well then, to quote Seal, I'm about to have me some fun!
TDFU at half 3, final work quarterly night out for me before I start a new job next month, so might do a mental
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H.B.Mupps have you ever had an Alphabeat stranglewank?, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:18,
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Visiting a mate. Weed and shoe will happen. Got train cans in me rucksack.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:20,
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weed and shoe at the same time?Confusing for the old body.
I had ket and speed mixed together once and that was a bit of an odd experience.
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GeordieJay ... it's very tricky, Karen, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 14:13,
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broadsword balls have zero to me, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:07,
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And the other hand givin' a high five (
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:22,
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fuck your mums some more and then have a snackWhat I've done here is taken a quote from the film "The Usual Suspects" and cleverly changed it to refer to your multiple mothers.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:27,
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MorningI've been away for a while but have come back to whinge about the cold.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:20,
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MorningI rode into work on my new bicycle and didn't die!
It may not sound like much of an achievement but I'm new to drop handle bars and this is the first time I've ridden with clipless pedals so not falling over was definitely tricky.
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:44,
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Well, I do go through the rougher parts of London, it's truebut it's not exactly Crips vs. Bloods
Edit: yes, good advice - I seem to be doing that naturally anyway as there are only a handful of stretches where you can let rip. Reaching to the dropdowns feels really odd.
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:11,
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definite gay slang here(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:57,
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isn't that a tautology?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:26,
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I'll teach you an 'ology in a minute(
garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:30,
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Everyone loves a bit of classic British advertising in the morning.(
.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:35,
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It's relative, anywayto be a gay slag you've got to be committed, maybe even vocational.
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:31,
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A guy at my school reunionlisted his occupation on the invitation reply as "Property developer and gay slut in Clapham".
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:38,
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Well, slut is a run on the greasy ladder I've yet to attainbut it's good to have ambitions.
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:39,
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your Wullie, a'body's Wullie!(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:16,
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Seen this?www.gigsinscotland.com/gods-rap-tour?utm_source=Organic&utm_medium=Social
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:16,
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I've not, noDe La Soul are incredible live, and I say that as someone who doesn't rate their records.
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Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:23,
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Probably the only ones that still might be, the rest are too old (
mongychops, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:25,
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the London show is Wembley Arena which I fucking hatethe sound in there is appalling
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Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:26,
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Saw them in the summer and it was grand. Last time I saw PE was at a festival and Flav spent the set aggressively trying to hawk his biography, to the point people were leaving.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:34,
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broadsword balls have zero to me, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:22,
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just sending out an 'alright' to the plopular page massive xx
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bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:38,
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yeah, plagiarism of a poster who claims to have no interest in the popular page(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:21,
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Participation. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 9:12,
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so there's this guy from Liverpool sitting next to me.(
Woodkovsky can use the Force, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 9:24,
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so why did you start your sentence with ‘so’?(
mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:00,
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Tell him to "calm down". (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:02,
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haha I bet he's a great laugh, Liverpudlians are such natural comicshold onto your valuables
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:06,
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de geeeermans lols(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:25,
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Are you thinking of "doing a Harry Enfield"and writing a terminally unfunny series of sketches about him?
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:09,
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is it popular /talk poster $$?(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:25,
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no but he did get "upset" when I told him hes scottishsays he doesnt drink beer/alcohol. or tea. initially the conversation was about gin
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Woodkovsky can use the Force, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:31,
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Shat on pubic wankspurt spunking nob wee MORE LIKE (
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:58,
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I suspect at this point McBeef just wears the cheapest cagoule his mum can find at Matalan(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:11,
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summer weekends tramping around a wildlife park in a disposable raincoat and carrier bags tied over your trainersor, worse, the same thing but on a school trip.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:31,
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so do I, according to the stain on the tarmac(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:02,
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that's how calzones were invented(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:31,
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I have a truly horrendous Fanny/Johnny Craddock anecdote (
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:17,
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One of my brother's old flatmates was a carer for the Craddocks in their final, senile daysWhen she entered their house to assess the situation there was a sickening stench in the air. And a collection of curious carrier bags lining the hall.
Containing the reeking faeces of a tragically mental Faniel and Condom Craddock. T3h 3nd
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Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 22:11,
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Tip one out on the worktop and tell them in an Ainsley voice that they've got 20 minutes(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 22:30, Reply)
PERCY PISSBAG AND SUSIE SHITSACK LADIESNGENNELEMEN(
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 23:29,
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alright Q**** R******'*If you're not in the super-secret Facebook b3ta clique, I just looked at it for the first time in ages and scrolled down and saw this and dun a lol.
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yeah that's defo what killed it last time you delusional knobstain(
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:21,
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Sat on public transport stinking of weedHow do you conquer the paranoia?
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I live in Glasgow. People are just thankful you're not the drunk guy hammering on the windows singing football songs. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:02,
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I'm in my mid forties, I couldn't give a shit what others think(
mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:06,
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Alright mongy. Just bought some Kef Caprice II's(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:07,
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Stick them on some decent stands and a paving slab if you can. I'm sure I had the first ones or cantos, bit bass heavy but better than the mission equivalent (
mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:15,
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Will do. I've got linn kans at the minute, same tweeters but 5in woofer, wonderful top but no bass, hopefully these will do the job.
Might recap the x-over as they'll be getting on a bit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:18,
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I lacked good bass, bought a wooferbut in the end, it doesn't even matter
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:53,
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drugs r 4 mugs m8(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:15,
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If I told you, I'd have to get my mate that's sitting behind you to kill you.(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:16, Reply)
Fake newsI always sit at the back (coz you know the eyes burrow deep into the back of my skull)
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Guarantee you no-one will be thinking about the smell of weed if you do(
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:21,
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Anne Sellors has a competitor for 'best bleak imdb profile' m.imdb.com/name/nm10083301/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:35,
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*update*Made it back home! Dick in one hand, severed hand in other hand! Never asking for advice from you guys again!
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Shit on the pavement and blame a pigeon Nobody will be expecting it
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:56, Reply)
I liked it when Steve Guttenberg got a whore to give a blow job to an old man in Police Academywhat do you like?
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:46,
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carol vorderman's arse(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:48,
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The, like, totally OTT sex scene with Emma Thompson and Jeff Goldblum in "The Tall Guy"where they basically destroy her flat.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:58,
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It's was a clever marketing ploy by Homebase. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:08,
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How do you tell the time you ask? www.h-moser.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/HMoser_5901-0200_SAW_Tourbillon_WG_Glossy_Black_STD-Soldier-Black_BD.jpg
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mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:08,
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I ain't clicking no mongy moser link(
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:28,
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When she ain't scoffin' logs, she's windin' cogs (
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:32,
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The triumph of form over function. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:33,
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Nope, this way of telling the time has always been around , chimes innit (
mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:54,
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a cheeky dab of pink champagne(
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:36,
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I've done it fewer than 5 times, yeuch(
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:33,
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Oh good griefearly to mid 90s it was all clubs E's and whizz. I was so thin!
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:43,
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E's and coke here, eff that nasty cheap shit(
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:10,
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Same... but it was late 90's to mid NAUGHTIES for me.Found an old picture from NYE 1999.
I'm all gaunt in a Spice Boy crop top.
Those were the days
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GeordieJay ... it's very tricky, Karen, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:29,
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blow jobs from whores whilst speaking in public(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:31,
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Every job interview I've ever been to has basically just been that scene out of Swordfish.(
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:32,
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Lol you put your winie in a lectern!(
garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:33,
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we, your alternate male siblings, are unable to dispute this(
Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:13,
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Upon the entrance of a femalewith a miniscule circumference and a spherical object adjacent to your physiognomy you become engorged.
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I like this article featuring my grandfatherrockhaq.com/retrospective/sex-pistols-indecency-trial-nottingham-24-november-1977/
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Queef Richard's I must admit I was a clown, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:54,
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were you never tempted to go into the family business? (
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 18:53,
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stupid old bastard (
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:00,
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You'll probably have to be proficient in word, excel and powerpointynips(
broadsword balls have zero to me, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:52,
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If it's the place I think it is It will mostly involve telling pervs to fuck off
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Just take a photo of each of them when they come infind out who they are, and blackmail them later.
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:32,
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I read an account about a guy who went to a brothel and paid with his own credit card.The next day his account was down three grand.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:38,
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Something about spreadsheets(
H.B.Mupps have you ever had an Alphabeat stranglewank?, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:00,
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Counterintuitive at first glance, but it must not have changed since the days when they were Abbey National.(
.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:07,
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Yeah , probably too much grief to change an international banking code, hopefully ze german pays me for the watch now (
mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:08,
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Who should be in charge of /talk?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:06,
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*unintelligible screech of agreement*(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:11,
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Absolutely not.He's shown he can't be trusted with that kind of responsibility.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:40,
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Nearly time for Rob's monthly banning sessionstrikey-g bumming
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:53,
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He stepped me once for no reason when he was drunk with power.I'm not voting for him.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:56,
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*pours one out for baying cyber-mob* (
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:06,
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Do you think that the final choice of Ending E in Nier: Automata was a poignant insight into the altruistic side of human nature, or a gimmick for games journalists to circle jerk over?(
H.B.Mupps have you ever had an Alphabeat stranglewank?, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:13,
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It's both a hymn to existentialism and a mandala to human impermanence.(
.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:18,
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arse, gob, arseor gob, arse, gob?
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bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:28,
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How clean is your arse? Asking for a friend.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:41,
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alright, The Bee Gees
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bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:46,
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Which was the sexiest of the 3 Muskerhounds?(
garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:37,
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You furries make me sick. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:42,
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Hocking up a furball?mmmmmm..... spasms!
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garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:33,
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I'd go for Milady, but I'm allergic to cats.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:46,
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Ooh, you're right. I'd forgotten about her.She also looks like she should be in that Robin Hood animated film with foxes and whatnot.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:48,
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can I take the rest of the day off?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:05,
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Sure, be my guest.I'm working from home tomorrow anyway.
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.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:11,
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will there be a newsletter this week?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:26,
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why don't you just fuck off?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:37,
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Because your internet anger entumescences me.(
.Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:42,
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why are you such a wanker?(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:40,
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why doesn't dozer just fuck off?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:42,
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slashtalk are my only friends.(
bent reznor carol vorderman's magnificent arse, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:47,
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should I fake my orgasms?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:43,
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why am I AYA when I've got loads to do?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:43,
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