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Gonnie Greer
Bonnie Oh dear
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:59,
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She was really cool and I'm genuinely a bit sad that she's carked it.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 14:01,
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Bonne Nuit Greer
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Sep 2026, 14:28,
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Bonnie Turning Blue
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 14:37,
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Bonnie Greer Y/N?
N
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 14:57,
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Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would,
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Sep 2026, 15:08,
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SHE WOULDN'T, OK??
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 15:38,
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she couldn't say no
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 15:55,
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Hi guys!!!!!
Day off today, don't know what to do with it. Any ideas?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:40,
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b3ta.com/talk/8485596
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:40,
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hack off your knob and bollocks with a rusty penknife and shove them up your fucking arse
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:41,
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Get some therapy with your wife
www.youtube.com/shorts/mBSyxJJBI7M?feature=shareHaven't laughed this much in a long time
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"TEMU Bou", Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:59,
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Put apostrophes in words unnecessarily.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:46,
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a's's
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:51,
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w’o’r’d’s
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:52,
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Hang yourself.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:50,
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I HEARD HE WAS WELL HUNG ALREADY
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:52,
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BIG WET MEAT
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:04,
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Exude meat sweats and bottle them as barbecue sauce.
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.Yeti., Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:58,
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Come up with some amusing new combinations of terms for genitals with terms for secretions, dairy products or odours?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:06,
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Stinky cuntmilk
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:08,
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Comin' from the body heat
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:34,
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But that's your answer to everything.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Sep 2026, 15:07,
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Interfere with an animal, sexually
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:06,
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Cream off a coromrant?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:15,
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what's tha?
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:32,
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It's a type of syth
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:33,
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Go to the zoo
And wank in front of the chimps. If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for you.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:54,
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Sounds a bit Dodgy to me.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:56,
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Only if he sticks his cock through the bars
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 14:02,
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I like this
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 16:37,
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new phone who dis
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 16:14,
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new phone who dis
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 16:14,
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morning
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 4:41,
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morning morning
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 5:22,
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No sae hard Larry!
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 5:25,
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Thanks
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 5:32,
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Thanks
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:05,
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Flidthanks
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 9:38,
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Minge
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:17,
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+ Tits
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:18,
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Bumholes*
*pronounced, 'boom hole eh', as in the Spanish
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:43,
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Spanish Canadian
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 8:09,
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+ HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 8:10,
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BIG WET MEAT
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:05,
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FLIDWANK
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:49,
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morning
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broadsword, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 7:37,
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Hi
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 7:44,
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Tips fedora
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 8:03,
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Just the tip?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:23,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:13,
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Back in London, sucks
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mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:50,
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wheres yur phone
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:55,
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i have to check here to make sure you aint dead
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:56,
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mini chev
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:56,
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bounce :)
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:57,
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Lost in Sri Lanka
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mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:00,
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gimp
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:00,
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Alright, I was wondering where you were, how long you back for?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:33,
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Longest 6 weeks .
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mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:38,
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Yeah London's fucking rubbish mate.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:49,
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Who do you think was the real genuis behind the music; Chas, or Dave?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:38,
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Both musicians who were held in high regard by their peers, and have played on many more famous recordings than most folk realise.
So I'm going with both.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:01,
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Far more responsible for Eminem's breakthrough than Dr Dre was
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:07,
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Chas gets the majority of the credit for that, unfairly.
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dave.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:22,
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*cricket applause*
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:09,
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*lacrosse lol*
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:13,
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*rowing rofl*
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 15:27,
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aw, Rob's celebrating 25 years of b3ta
by posting on bluesky...
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piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:15,
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He can go fuck himself then
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:19,
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in the arse as well
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:32,
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Especially the arse
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:56,
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Kylie & Jasonzzz
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 9:31,
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I think b3ta is an abstract concept for him now.
He likes milking the nostalgic idea of it, but wouldn't dream of actually touching the place with a bargepole for at least the last half of its existence.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:01,
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Yes, celebrating the institution, not the current reality. Seeing elvis post again made me nostalgic.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:17,
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Yet his decisions, directly and indirectly, created the current reality.
We all share the blame/credit [delete as applicable] but his abdication of leadership created the vacuum that led to the current varieties of shitshow which infest the different boards.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:26,
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Actually moderating all the spackery was clearly too much effort.
I was going to say that letting QOTW die was the death knell of the platform but the last half-dozen questions had barely more than a page of answers each so I think most of the people who actually had stories to tell had left by that point anyway.
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.Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 23:12,
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I never even looked at QOTW while this site was a going concern.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:09,
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I make that 2p's worth of ham per year, the tight-fisted git.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:44,
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the Rock Steady Crew book I preordered months ago has arrived
So quite frankly rob can eat a dick sandwich for all I care
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:58,
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-ock +eady -rew +ook
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:16,
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Got a date with an asian trans goddess on sunday, any advice?
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:02,
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Always walk on the side of the pavement adjacent to the road, there is nothing a lady hates more than to be splashed with muddy water by a handsome carriage
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:07,
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Oh obvs, anything a bit more specific?
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:08,
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Good manners cost nothing
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:09,
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Keep b3ta a secret then?
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:16,
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that's mornings. good mornings cost nothing.
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:12,
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morning
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:19,
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Except, perhaps, an ugly one?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:26,
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or an under one
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:09,
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kill yourself, obviously
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:27,
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Again?
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:53,
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until you surpass the number of times you've deleted your account
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:08,
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delete your account first, obvs
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piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:58,
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Again?
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:59,
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yeah, should have scrolled down before replying
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:09,
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Play with the top half
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 23:13,
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Has he nothing else to celebrate?
That's just sad.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:56,
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Afternoon
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 12:31,
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spleesh
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 12:32,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 12:49,
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innit though
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piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:18,
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Indeed
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:32,
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Prove it
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:49,
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That was my Latin teacher's catchphrase
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:54,
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Cleopatra y/n
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:25,
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Ask the cops in the doughnut shops
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:36,
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She has a great asp on her
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:49,
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I'd bathe her in milk IYKWIM
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:50,
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IBYWYDOB
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:56,
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-y/n +comin’ at ya
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:20,
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Sounds more like a maths teacher thing to say.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:47,
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You posted at 13.49
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:24,
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That's just what Big B3ta wants you to think
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:47,
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no they didn't
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piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:05,
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They did
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:23,
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filthy editing bastard
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piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:43,
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;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:51,
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ait
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:26,
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niyn
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piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:40,
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Sup
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:24,
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*PARP*
Good afternoon - has your trapped wind become a burp or a fart yet?
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"TEMU Bou", Tue 15 Sep 2026, 17:35,
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It remains a massive pain in my chest
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:41,
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Oh shit
😫
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"TEMU Bou", Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:02,
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Candles
Morning all - 17 years today of this parish. Why no candles - am I not paying Rob enough?
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satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 9:58,
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Maybe it's because you've only posted 2 messages on /talk so far
but the complex algorithm and deep analysis has already determined that you finger old ladies out the back of Mecca Bingo for 11p at a time.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 10:22,
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you've only posted 2 messages on /talk so far
but the complex algorithm and deep analysis has already determined that you finger old ladies out the back of Mecca Bingo for 11p at a time. I'm a Londoner that I love London taaaaahn
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:31,
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Dunno who you are but props for your funny handle.
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.Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 10:52,
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Don't objectify other users plz
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:01,
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Objection!
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:04,
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Besides, even if I would, you probably wouldn't.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:09,
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I'm just commenting on his post for candles that some people have funny as fork handles.
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.Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:17,
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I think we all know what you meant by "handle" .Yeti
nice penis BTW
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:18,
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thanks bbz.
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.Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:46,
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<3
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:46,
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morning
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:06,
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I think the candles show up the day before the counter hits the 1 year mark, for some reason.
sn0tters can advise. tl;dr: try again in 364 days.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:10,
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because your candle day was yesterday
edit: what he said^^
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piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:48,
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Bou?
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"TEMU Bou", Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:04,
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morning cock caressers
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 6:15,
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morning
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 7:20,
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Rolls off the tongue
morning
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 8:16,
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morning wanger warbler
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 8:54,
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I saw one of those and reported it to the Ornithologists Society
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 10:06,
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Lol baldmonkey
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 10:06,
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Royal Society for the Protection of Beakers
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:08,
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said no-one ever
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 17:26,
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Has anyone got any Veras?
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 16:53,
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What about salmon?
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:11,
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what about it?
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piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:34,
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Do you have any?
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:41,
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I doubt it
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piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:21,
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:43,
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Alright Mr Cheers
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:12,
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Lovely
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:14,
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Verassic Park
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:30,
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Welcome
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:32,
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VER ASS!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:47,
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CAPTAIN!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:45,
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ONCE AGAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 2:38,
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Nowt as Veras folk
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:48,
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amy garcia y/n/o
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:49,
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shut up you sad bellend
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piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:51,
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This means so much coming from you.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:57,
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He's got a point though, it's fucking tragic
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:06,
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Maybe he should spend his time painting arses and less time on a moribund comedy flebsite.
He'd be a lot happier.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:10,
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He says you're a sad bellend therefore he should spend his time painting arses, that's not a conclusion that logic would seem to support
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:29,
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Yeah it is.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:35,
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amy wong y/n?
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:10,
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You're Wong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:12,
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Spleesh!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:16,
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Oh deffo Y
Jiaoying Summers y/y
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:24,
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ali wong? not that two wongs necessarily make it right
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 23:12,
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Maybe it's supported by sad bellend logic. Just speculating here.
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.Yeti., Mon 14 Sep 2026, 21:43,
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I detect some 'i no u r but wat am i' energy here
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:25,
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☹️🔔🔚🪵🧊-e
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 23:17,
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Dunno who that is, soz
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:05,
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U MONSTER
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:06,
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Naughty, naughty, very naughty
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 20:28,
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Wicked!
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 20:29,
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They're +
+very
They're very naughty!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:49,
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Bees r good
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 21:00,
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bombas
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 23:13,
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He's Bebernbeezergood!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:44,
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You can't handle the Veras
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:42,
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so, the devil has opened up heck, a lite version of hell
what kinds of things will you be sent there for?
funny answers only
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"TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 11:01,
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Fartging in the air seal at the gym
those code-accessed airlock tube things you get into to enter or exit. I like to leave a cloud of guff in there for the next person who uses it.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:06,
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Hahahaha!!!
belly laugh...
you are going to heck on a VIP pass 😆
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"TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 15:21,
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In a slow lift full of foffs
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:16,
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🤣🤣🤣
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"TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:32,
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I like farting in supermarket aisles
and then walking quickly along and watching peoples faces as they walk through the cloud
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"TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 15:31,
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Yeah
it's a bit of a giveaway when you're the only person around though.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:17,
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Hahaha!
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"TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:30,
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Driving like an old woman in the fast lane
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"TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:01,
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morning
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 5:40,
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morning
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:08,
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morning
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:51,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:39,
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CHILD PREDATOR TOUR
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:42,
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morning morning
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:51,
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Hexachordal's got some new gigs lined up?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:06,
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morning
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:09,
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fuck off then
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:35,
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bit rude m8
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:17,
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Kiss my puckered anůs
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 9:32,
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Fucking hell mate, get some help.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:24,
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b3ta.com/talk/8485448
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 9:33,
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what like a cleaner or something?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:18,
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I’ve got one of those already
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:19,
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an au pair then?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:23,
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No kids
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:45,
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of course not, an adult.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:54,
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lol
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 15:02,
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Monday morning
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:50,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:17,
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fist
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 9:04,
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secund
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:22,
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Evening!!!!!!!
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vladimir, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 20:30,
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Thanks
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 20:58,
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de rien
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vladimir, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:00,
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de nada
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:53,
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de lorean
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:55,
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de lete this now
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 22:31,
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delonghi
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:24,
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You won't regret this
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:39,
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I'll make sure he fucking does
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:35,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:02,
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you would say that
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:10,
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No I wouldn't
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:16,
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bollocks
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:28,
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beefy smeggo
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:15,
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Sounds like a cheap noodle dish that students would make for 11p
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:19,
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that's what queef used to eat
only he made his with lark's farts
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:35,
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and clowns
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:37,
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clowns farts?
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:52,
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they smell funny, geddit
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:55,
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no
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 22:33,
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ALL the other tables
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:24,
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TAP TAP TAP
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:25,
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stop looking at me
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 5:00,
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Good evening fair vlad
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:32,
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FLIDWANK
But to the tune of GOLDFINGER!
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 22:14,
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Flidwanker
He's the man, the man with the smeggy touch
But he touched too much
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 23:47,
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For the above example S "all cell phones in the room are turned off", it can be formally written as ∀ x ∈ A : Q ( x )
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 23:12,
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Prune an anemone, motherfucker
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:30,
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I reckon ∀ probably means 'cell phone', ( x ) is probably 'turned off', I'm not a very proficient swimmer, you're asking a lot
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:41,
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unless it just means chucking prunes at them?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:43,
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:01,
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┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:02,
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ヽ(ຈل͜ຈ)ノ︵ ┻━┻
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:08,
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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:09,
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(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ┻━┻
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:11,
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:12,
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┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:10,
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ヽ(ຈل͜ຈ)ノ︵ ┻━┻
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:08,
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┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:04,
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:04,
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bumflaps
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piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:22,
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┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:04,
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:05,
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Evening
I'm still sleeping a lot, but I have painful trapped wind, which is currently keeping me awake
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 23:48,
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afternoon
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:00,
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alright
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:01,
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morning
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:02,
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Afternoon
I suppose I should do some laundry
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:05,
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me too. maybe later.
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:05,
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Urgh
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 13:23,
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food poisoning?
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 14:33,
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Called it
b3ta.com/talk/8485275
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 14:39,
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^ can't handle his meat
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.Yeti., Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:51,
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HOO CAN YER HAVE ANY PUDDING
IF YER DUN'T EAT YER MEAT?!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Sep 2026, 20:08,
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smeggy smeggy smeg
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 14:39,
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smeggy cup
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:02,
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Hello
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:07,
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hello budget bou
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:27,
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Budget and smelly
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 17:29,
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morning
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:56,
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Mr. Tea
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:28,
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Where's Mr Coffee, eh? Eh?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:20,
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Paul Coffee?
Well I can't see you now, I'm with a patient.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:38,
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Thanks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:54,
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On a Sunday?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:56,
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I do often think of this sketch when I ring a patient for their telephone consultation and they tell me they're in reception and I don't tell them to come upstairs to my room and discuss it in person.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:01,
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Can you go through reception next time, I'm not the secretary.
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morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 15:00,
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piss
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piss and shit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:29,
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Moning
Good sleeps.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:31,
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Cheers
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:33,
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Cheers, Cheers
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:34,
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ow do
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:38,
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cunt
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:44,
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wizard
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 9:29,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:00,
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mofaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:16,
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Alright
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 23:27,
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morning
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 0:37,
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ARE WE REALLY DOING THAT AGAIN?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 6:15,
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THANKS
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:10,
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Tilda Swinton is terrifying
if I saw her I would CHEESE IT ᕕ( ಠ‿ಠ)ᕗ┌(゚д゚)┘ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 1:17,
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check it
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 3:02,
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she's such a versatile actor
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piss and shit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:51,
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I'm humming
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 6:36,
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Currently I am only showering once a week
Longest I've been without a shower was two weeks - was very depressed
Also didn't shower much during a trip to Mozambique in the 1990's because we had no accommodation and were sleeping in the car
By day 7 I really stink
How long have you been without a shower?
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"TEMU Bou", Sat 12 Sep 2026, 21:00,
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Sammi?
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 6:37,
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Oh my goodness I said this out loud
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:18,
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Chase Hughes says we have to become comfortable with social injury
Hence my experiment
But I'm very uncomfortable right now
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"TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:45,
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