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Never EVER read work emails on a Sunday evening
spending the end of your weekend fuming and ranting and having to go out for a walk to calm down is not a great way to live your life.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:04, Reply)
swap you
I've just done a vom and a shit at the same time, then 5 mins later cleaned up a 3 year old who did the same thing.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:05, Reply)
3 now is she, they grow up so fast

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:15, Reply)

grow throw
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:29, Reply)
wait, that could be even more economical

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:31, Reply)

g th
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:31, Reply)
I have definitely saved a lot of typing effort there, well done me

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:32, Reply)
wait

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:32, Reply)
:(

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:32, Reply)
That doesn't sound like fun, granted
but fuming about work hassles you can't do anything about until Monday won't improve your lot. Focus on the faecal matter and semi-digested food, you have your priorities.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:24, Reply)
Ok noted, cheers

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:08, Reply)
But what if the email says fuck tomorrow off as paid holiday

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:16, Reply)
No such email has ever been written where I work

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:24, Reply)
if you can't do business in business hours you shouldn't be in businesses

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:33, Reply)
Yeh I feel your pain bruh.
My professional conscience got the better of me today and I spent four hours working on a frickin' Sunday. I'm already going to ask for more money for this gig but I also need to hold up a big sign at some point saying "ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT ALREADY".
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:17, Reply)
Something tells me that's not going to be a problem

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:19, Reply)
Check every note. And if a customer asks to check the money again and count it tell them to piss off

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:25, Reply)
Money gets handed to me out of their sight, apparently

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:30, Reply)
I hope it is cash in hard in more ways than one

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:32, Reply)
As long as it's not wet or sticky

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:46, Reply)
You must have a price list then, you can't claim ignorance
or is everything in code
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 23:21, Reply)
Rodding the drains: £45

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 23:22, Reply)
Tall Macchiato: £10

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 23:26, Reply)
Cut and blow dry: £30

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 23:27, Reply)
:(

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:29, Reply)
Cheer up vlad

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:33, Reply)
should I turn that frown upside down, mongy? hold up, I'll give it a go

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:35, Reply)
):
;(
/:
:-)
8-D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:36, Reply)
yesss

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:37, Reply)
¯\(º_o)/¯

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 22:43, Reply)
alright

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 17:02, Reply)
not really

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 17:30, Reply)
pissed in yr own mouth again?

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 17:33, Reply)
Classic.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:27, Reply)
micturitionboy innit

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:28, Reply)

Vocabularious.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 21:08, Reply)
Still drunk.
So, yeah, alright.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:08, Reply)
alright TAFKAS

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:20, Reply)
I dunno what that stands for.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:28, Reply)
the artist formerly known as stooge

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:31, Reply)
'Artist'?
Are you calling me a poof?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:37, Reply)
yes

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:45, Reply)
Fairy 'nuff Tinkerbell.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 20:58, Reply)
Yeah, not bad
The final of the masters is on
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 19:21, Reply)
alright smash monkey

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 19:22, Reply)
Bent

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 19:36, Reply)
bit homophobic

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 19:37, Reply)
I think you can get pills for that

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 20:01, Reply)
Ain't nothin' goin' on but the +

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 20:53, Reply)
us chickens

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 21:05, Reply)
morning

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 9:17, Reply)
Morning

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 9:26, Reply)
congrats on the new job

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:24, Reply)
Thanks
Should be a laugh
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:30, Reply)
Friend of my wife worked front of house for a "massage parlour".
Friend of mine runs an "escort agency".

What I'm trying to say is, I'm on the game and I look forward to working together.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:41, Reply)
Just remember, don't immac your arsehole

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:17, Reply)
Steve Jobs original marketing instructions were confusing, to say the least

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:27, Reply)
So many singed anuses
Or should that be ani?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:37, Reply)
You've been hit by

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:46, Reply)
Ani are you ok?

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 12:56, Reply)

Turtle power
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 13:12, Reply)
Strikey-g poking

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 13:26, Reply)
I might send rob a gaz, ask him to create a new board purely for this

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 14:08, Reply)
Alright grrry

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 9:28, Reply)
alright mongy
German paid you yet?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:24, Reply)
Nope , slightly concerning, but I've sold to them before with no issue .

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:32, Reply)
Smart casual
calceus.org/Synthetic-Leather
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 13:42, Reply)
Grrrz.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 9:31, Reply)
Yetz

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:25, Reply)
Good morning

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 9:56, Reply)
Been a while
Opinions on Thy Catafalque?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:25, Reply)
Just giving them a quick listen
But your suggestions are generally pretty good.

Definitely deserve a proper listening.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:28, Reply)
I'm moved more towards prog metal recently
although there's still too much djent floating about for my liking
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:36, Reply)
Chuck the new Turbonegro on Grrry.
It's almost as '80's as the Lost Boys soundtrack.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:14, Reply)
rip Saturday

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:11, Reply)
taken too soon

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:25, Reply)
+ lemon

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:18, Reply)
unexpected citrus

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:26, Reply)
Turtle power

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:03, Reply)
Hello.
My child free weekend has come to an early end. :(
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:42, Reply)
You are the electronics store owner out of Robocop 2 aicmfp

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:10, Reply)
No one mourned you, Hob.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 12:23, Reply)
mine's been following through every time she farts

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:37, Reply)
You're not mcbeef's real daddy.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 12:22, Reply)
easy like

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:09, Reply)
^Geordie slapper

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:37, Reply)
Morning
I saw The Favourite last night. It was brilliant, really enjoyed it. Filthy, witty, stylish and tragic - lots of very bad behaviour.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:26, Reply)
My local cinema isn't showing it
They're concentrating on kid's films
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:35, Reply)
you're a period drama

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:38, Reply)
What, once a month?

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:39, Reply)
Any steamy girl-on-girl action?
I have a bit of a love/hate take on Yorgos Lanthimos; I thought The Lobster was superb, but he seems obsessed with imposing this unrelenting atmosphere of creeping dread. I've started The Killing of a Sacred Deer on a couple of occasions but the bleakness and unease make it a slog. Maybe I'll make it through to the end tonight. Colin Farrell is great at those clipped, deadpan characters, though.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:47, Reply)
I thoroughly enjoyed the Lobster
but the ending made me despise the creator and everyone involved with the project.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:48, Reply)

but the ending made me despise the creator and everyone involved with the project Léa Seydoux eh lads eh eh lads eh eh
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:55, Reply)
shut up dozer

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 12:18, Reply)
As if dozer could use HTML.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 12:25, Reply)
zing!

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 12:34, Reply)
Needs more regional presenter ankle obsession

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 14:26, Reply)

but the ending made me despise the creator and everyone involved with the project. I am Jayne Mansfield, after all.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:10, Reply)
Emma Stone gets her bristols out.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 16:03, Reply)
I watched that "Birdman" the other day.
Christ it's depressing. Quite entertaining, though.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 16:06, Reply)
I watched Lifeforce
The woman space vampire has the best knockers I've ever seen.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 16:33, Reply)
Okay, I might have to buy that

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 16:46, Reply)
It's on netters

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 17:15, Reply)
I remember that.
It was well good.
In this month's infinity they've got an interview with a SFX spod. He made a full body model of Sigourney Weaver for Alien 3. It doesn't say that he kept it afterwards as his personal Sigourney RealDoll, but you know he did.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 18:13, Reply)
I think at any given point either my mate, me or his brother was having a stoned doze.
Lovely pic of me asleep cradling a pug.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 12:36, Reply)
That's a funny name for his penis.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 13:13, Reply)
But they both look like they've been twatted with a pan

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 13:56, Reply)
RIP Windsor Davies.

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 18:58, Reply)
Another celebrity that I thought had already died years ago

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 19:21, Reply)
He made it to 88, which probably deserves some credit.

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 19:22, Reply)
Thought he was long gone

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 20:04, Reply)
Btw, I got the job

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 21:53, Reply)
Result!
When do you start?
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 21:54, Reply)
Thursday
Pretty sure it's a knocking shop
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 22:01, Reply)
Document everything

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 23:10, Reply)
Blackmail is very profitable

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 23:11, Reply)
I was thinking more for when the police kick the door down you can prove your role was totally above board and you saw and heard nothing illegal

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 23:19, Reply)
That too

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 23:38, Reply)
Turn up on your first day with a can of RAID for the lols.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 0:15, Reply)
Pfft!
Probably want to have your driving licence/passport to hand as well...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:30, Reply)
I no longer look anything like my passport photo

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 10:41, Reply)
Send her back!!1

(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 11:45, Reply)
Taken too soon :*(

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 20:14, Reply)
Great sitcom actor . Never the twain was brilliant

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 20:22, Reply)
Don Estelle did a tour of shopping centres a few years before he died . I bought his music, and shook his hand , windors with him now ,

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 20:26, Reply)
Apparently he voiced many of the characters in "Rupert and the Frog Song".

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 20:43, Reply)
Turtle power

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 20:52, Reply)
Lol

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 22:21, Reply)
Lovely boy.

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 23:17, Reply)
Just watched The Swiss Family Robinson
for the first time in about 25 years. The small child's voice was ridiculously piercing.
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 16:24, Reply)
Ok

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 16:41, Reply)
👍

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 17:06, Reply)
Ꙭ

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 17:44, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:03, Reply)
Morning

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:45, Reply)
I feel sexeh

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:48, Reply)
You spelled "bruised" wrong

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:00, Reply)
He's got the sexehest kind of bruising.

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:13, Reply)
Inner thigh?

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:14, Reply)
I dunno, bruising on the buttocks says "I've had a right good spanking."

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:16, Reply)
Carpet burns don't

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:52, Reply)
Do carpet burns count as bruising?
Maybe we should just have a generic "sexeh injuries" category.
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:55, Reply)
I strained something in my groin, after an especially enthusiastic session, once.
This is a bit qotw, isn't it?
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:26, Reply)
I love my new coffee machine but keep ODing on caffeine
Might have to cut my Lavazza with some decaf, I don't feel right at all
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:52, Reply)
That's why I don't have one

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:53, Reply)
Too much caffeine at once is no fun at all.
Caffeine hangovers are also a thing.
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:58, Reply)
You'd think I'd be ok at processing stimulants

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:25, Reply)
I saw an article in a paper
a few years back with 3 side by side brain scans of an alcoholic, coke addict and caffeine addict highlighting the brain cells that had died off. The coke one and the caffeine one were roughly similar in terms of area and volume.
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:32, Reply)
Fizzy drinks are for kids, though.

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:38, Reply)
Different mechanism though innit.
Caffeine is an adenosine receptor antagonist, whereas coke binds to the dopamine transporter and prevents dopamine reuptake at the synaptic cleft.
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:38, Reply)
^ nerd

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:52, Reply)
I don't know.
I just like pictures of brains.
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 11:08, Reply)
Dopamine is a helluva neurotransmitter.

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 13:17, Reply)
Lavazza's decaf is my daughter's choice in coffee.
Naturally, she mixes it with syrup and frothy milk, so she's not as discerning as I like to pretend.
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 10:27, Reply)
I fell off the bike a bit
But I bounced!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:51, Reply)
Ugh
what's the damage
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:53, Reply)
another pothole on the nation's roads

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 7:26, Reply)
Bruised ego

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:45, Reply)
lol fatty

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:54, Reply)
Bony people break easier

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:45, Reply)
Ffs m8

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:20, Reply)
It's just part of the learning curve

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:46, Reply)
Big fucking curve innit

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 9:50, Reply)
aww garidead, I hope your bruises subside soon

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:41, Reply)
I'm fine. It was at 0 mph
Just looked silly
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:46, Reply)
we all hope, the bike is okay

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 1:16, Reply)
That was my concern
And it's fine. Phew!
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:46, Reply)
Those clicky pedals is sorcery, I tells ye's.

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:01, Reply)
I'm going to slacker off the adjustment even more
And fit stabilisers
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 8:47, Reply)
queef richard's is a willy

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:40, Reply)
I'm going to Keighley. Imagine that.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:50, Reply)
wut keighley in west yorkshire?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:51, Reply)
Yer.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 18:11, Reply)
All I know about keighley
Is that it was the setting for the film blow dry, starring Alan Rickman
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 18:35, Reply)
+see +Cuoco's bumhole

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 19:29, Reply)
+sing
+in a Marillion tribute band
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 19:56, Reply)
I don't have to imagine :(

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:41, Reply)
queef richard's what?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 19:30, Reply)
can you be fewer shit?
you're circling the drain
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:28, Reply)
he wants to be shit, that's his schtick
what's worrying is, he's actually really shit at trying to be deliberately shit.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:35, Reply)
You don't exactly speak from a position of non-shitness.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:37, Reply)
you have no way of telling what is and isn't shit

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:50, Reply)
haha that really is what you consider to be a proper zinger, isn't it?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:52, Reply)
you can barely muster a "i know you are but what am I?"
you couldn't come up with a zinger if someone handed you a KFC menu.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:55, Reply)
more zing gold from popular b3toid, prickmachine!!!

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:05, Reply)
woah, you changed a few letters in my name to make a rude word!
that is some top shitternetting right there. That sort of quality belongs on reddit, or rob's twitter feed.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:07, Reply)
if we call you out on being an insufferable pompous wanker again will you stop posting for a few months again?
Just asking for a friend.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:10, Reply)
dunno, if I insult your choice of footwear are you going to take the bait like you did last time?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:18, Reply)
lol i trol u

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:21, Reply)
This is like watching a pair of screaming spastics flinging their own turds at each other.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:37, Reply)
But somehow less funny

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:41, Reply)
yeah :(

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:41, Reply)
alright Mr. Tea

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:54, Reply)
If it's on here, that's a clue.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:52, Reply)
yeah, a big clue that it's NOT shit

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:55, Reply)

amirite
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:56, Reply)
no

(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 13:57, Reply)
tongue twister
shit prick's shit schtick sucks shit
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:54, Reply)
Do not feed the troll;
just ban it and get on with business as usual.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:00, Reply)
banging the ban drum again eh?
Pitiful.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:17, Reply)
If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because the
y are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:51, Reply)
5/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-46861655
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:38, Reply)
Soz, far too busy to do QotW

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:39, Reply)
I'm sorry for your loss

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:25, Reply)
3/7
I thought the 2nd question read "Shitting sands on a French beach..."
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:41, Reply)
Easy mistake to make

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:25, Reply)
6/7
Not bad considering Ive been working all week and not procrastinating
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:04, Reply)
Well look at you

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:25, Reply)
n/n

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:07, Reply)
x/y

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:25, Reply)
97yrs old

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:26, Reply)
+, I was

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:19, Reply)
6/7
'subwoofer'
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:48, Reply)

+t
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:48, Reply)
Stub Woofer

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:29, Reply)
4/7
Second-guessed myself on the Chinese seed question; should have gone with my gut instinct.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 16:59, Reply)
Hullo wanker's, it's me (Queef Richard's), you know, off the internet?
It's the fackin' weekend, cool huh?

Going to have an all-day 'gaming' session with my nipper tomorrow, followed by a go on the old 'ones and twos' in the evening.

Whatchoo up 2?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:51, Reply)
You mean you're going to do massive drugs and have a wank, I assume.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:55, Reply)
I'm doing massive drugs and having a wank as I type this

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:11, Reply)
^crackwhack

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:12, Reply)
quiet weekend of spiritual reflection and healthy vegan eating

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:57, Reply)

spiritual reflection and healthy vegan dick
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:11, Reply)
Spending the evening on the toilet doesn't sound too appealing to me.
I'll be doing a bit of shopping and cooking mainly.
Got a check up at the MSK clinic tomorrow for my old joints (not that kind unfortunately)
Not really drinking this month and eating less meat for all that New Year shit.
Will probably break that deal though.

Also. Watching the latest Halloween and A Star is Born
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:58, Reply)
don't knock it 'til you've tried it m8

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:12, Reply)
ps my wife reckons A Star is Born is good


so it's most likely shit
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:16, Reply)
The one with Miss Babs is decent

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:58, Reply)
alright queefy, might rip shit up, might not, dunno, whaddya reckon?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:03, Reply)
wear gloves

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:04, Reply)
oh no doubt, no doubt
/westwood
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:13, Reply)
chemsex parties

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:04, Reply)
I knew the deviant homos on here would corrupt you

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:11, Reply)
I've always been easily led astray

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:28, Reply)
strikey lemon

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:14, Reply)
See you on the grindr later

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:19, Reply)
Drinking lemon tea and watching the snow
Interview at the strip club tomorrow
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:06, Reply)
best of luck

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:15, Reply)
Thanks

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:18, Reply)
Smash it, Smashy

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:22, Reply)
just googled the place
seems it's not a strip club after all, it's a massage parlour with a rather impressive record of being raided. this shit gets funnier by the second!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:50, Reply)
Top Tip
if they raid the place say you are from Barbados and don't have any papers - then they'll send you on a free holiday! Once you've had enough just wanter into the consulate and tell them you were kinapped by white slavers, don't have your passport or any other documents and want to go home.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 14:57, Reply)
i couldn't pass for caribbean if i tried

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:10, Reply)
if Jim Davidson can do it, so can you
ELLODEREMON
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:35, Reply)
I assume my boy will be round , so cod and pub and pool

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:07, Reply)
sounds alright

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:13, Reply)
The other Saturday my daughter turned up at gone 8 and asked what's for dinner ffs

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:50, Reply)
'fuck all, love'

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:29, Reply)
I'm not sure a pool is the best place for the cod
Unless it's saltwater
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:18, Reply)


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(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:37, Reply)
Bluegrass and beer tonight.
Tomorrow morning: finding out whether I can send a registered letter to Switzerland, for the wideboy currently chilling in the mountainous kingdom of Heidi who commissioned three and a half grand's worth of work from me in October and still hasn't paid.

Other than that, ah dern't really knerrrrr, like, man, pet.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:44, Reply)
I like bluegrass

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:30, Reply)
dying of hypothermia on a football pitch

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:05, Reply)
when exactly will you sentimental scousers stop bleating on about Hillsborough?
Justice for the 96?

Pus-piss for the shitey dicks, more like.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:14, Reply)
dunno

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:36, Reply)
next Wednesday

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:33, Reply)
Its the freakin' weekend?
Well then, to quote Seal, I'm about to have me some fun!

TDFU at half 3, final work quarterly night out for me before I start a new job next month, so might do a mental
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:18, Reply)
Visiting a mate. Weed and shoe will happen.
Got train cans in me rucksack.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:20, Reply)
weed and shoe at the same time?
Confusing for the old body.
I had ket and speed mixed together once and that was a bit of an odd experience.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 14:13, Reply)

mixed together once and that was a bit of an odd experience for lunch, braw!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:07, Reply)
And the other hand givin' a high five

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:22, Reply)
fuck your mums some more and then have a snack
What I've done here is taken a quote from the film "The Usual Suspects" and cleverly changed it to refer to your multiple mothers.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:27, Reply)
Morning
I've been away for a while but have come back to whinge about the cold.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:20, Reply)
Morning
I rode into work on my new bicycle and didn't die!

It may not sound like much of an achievement but I'm new to drop handle bars and this is the first time I've ridden with clipless pedals so not falling over was definitely tricky.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:44, Reply)
Stay on the hoods to begin with

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:04, Reply)
Well, I do go through the rougher parts of London, it's true
but it's not exactly Crips vs. Bloods

Edit: yes, good advice - I seem to be doing that naturally anyway as there are only a handful of stretches where you can let rip. Reaching to the dropdowns feels really odd.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:11, Reply)
definite gay slang here

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:57, Reply)

n
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:19, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:22, Reply)
isn't that a tautology?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:26, Reply)
I'll teach you an 'ology in a minute

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:30, Reply)
You've got an 'ology! You're a scientist!

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:31, Reply)
:((((

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:37, Reply)
Everyone loves a bit of classic British advertising in the morning.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:35, Reply)
It's relative, anyway
to be a gay slag you've got to be committed, maybe even vocational.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:31, Reply)
A guy at my school reunion
listed his occupation on the invitation reply as "Property developer and gay slut in Clapham".
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:38, Reply)
Well, slut is a run on the greasy ladder I've yet to attain
but it's good to have ambitions.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:39, Reply)
Hello William

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:46, Reply)
big willy style

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:56, Reply)
hi will

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:09, Reply)
Morning, Oor Wullie.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:12, Reply)
your Wullie, a'body's Wullie!

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:16, Reply)
wilhelm


lol helm
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:19, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:21, Reply)
Seen this?
www.gigsinscotland.com/gods-rap-tour?utm_source=Organic&utm_medium=Social
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:16, Reply)
I've not, no
De La Soul are incredible live, and I say that as someone who doesn't rate their records.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:23, Reply)
Probably the only ones that still might be, the rest are too old

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:25, Reply)
the London show is Wembley Arena which I fucking hate
the sound in there is appalling
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:26, Reply)
Saw them in the summer and it was grand.
Last time I saw PE was at a festival and Flav spent the set aggressively trying to hawk his biography, to the point people were leaving.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:34, Reply)


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(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:22, Reply)

just sending out an 'alright' to the plopular page massive xx
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:38, Reply)
plagiarism

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 9:16, Reply)
yeah, plagiarism of a poster who claims to have no interest in the popular page

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:21, Reply)
you won't reply

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:57, Reply)
but I will

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 9:10, Reply)
thx hun x

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:07, Reply)
+like +ies

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:39, Reply)
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilly

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 9:04, Reply)
Participation.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 9:12, Reply)
so there's this guy from Liverpool sitting next to me.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 9:24, Reply)
so why did you start your sentence with ‘so’?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:00, Reply)
Tell him to "calm down".

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:02, Reply)
haha I bet he's a great laugh, Liverpudlians are such natural comics
hold onto your valuables
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:06, Reply)
I bet it's the lol king himself Stan Boardman!

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:08, Reply)
de geeeermans lols

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:25, Reply)
de jearmens!!!!!

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:25, Reply)
Are you thinking of "doing a Harry Enfield"
and writing a terminally unfunny series of sketches about him?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:09, Reply)
is it popular /talk poster $$?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:25, Reply)
no but he did get "upset" when I told him hes scottish
says he doesnt drink beer/alcohol. or tea. initially the conversation was about gin
(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:31, Reply)
Cans of gin?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:40, Reply)
Classic British pastime

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:12, Reply)
Shat on pubic wankspurt spunking nob wee MORE LIKE

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:58, Reply)
I agree.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:58, Reply)
that's the third time this week

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:00, Reply)
Strikey lunch sorted

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:01, Reply)
The cleaning bill must be through the roof

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:02, Reply)
I suspect at this point McBeef just wears the cheapest cagoule his mum can find at Matalan

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:11, Reply)
Black bin bag with holes cut for his head and arms

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:17, Reply)
Terrible memories of pack a macs have returned

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:18, Reply)
summer weekends tramping around a wildlife park in a disposable raincoat and carrier bags tied over your trainers
or, worse, the same thing but on a school trip.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:31, Reply)
I live in the red squirrel zone

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:02, Reply)
so do I, according to the stain on the tarmac

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:02, Reply)
^

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:15, Reply)
They're watching you Richard

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:11, Reply)
Alright 'Rockwell'

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 23:33, Reply)
Fuck a pizza
Nobody will be expecting it
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:16, Reply)
You lost that job at Domino's, then?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:20, Reply)
I got an interview for the strip club job
I am all over this shit
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:39, Reply)
Keep us posted

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:41, Reply)
that's how calzones were invented

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:31, Reply)
Fanny crust

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:48, Reply)
Cradock pastry

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:03, Reply)
I have a truly horrendous Fanny/Johnny Craddock anecdote

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:17, Reply)
Go on then...

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:30, Reply)
Too hot for beater, clearly

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:44, Reply)
One of my brother's old flatmates was a carer for the Craddocks in their final, senile days
When she entered their house to assess the situation there was a sickening stench in the air. And a collection of curious carrier bags lining the hall.

Containing the reeking faeces of a tragically mental Faniel and Condom Craddock. T3h 3nd
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 22:11, Reply)
Tip one out on the worktop and tell them in an Ainsley voice that they've got 20 minutes

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 22:30, Reply)
PERCY PISSBAG AND SUSIE SHITSACK LADIESNGENNELEMEN

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 23:29, Reply)
alright Q**** R******'*
If you're not in the super-secret Facebook b3ta clique, I just looked at it for the first time in ages and scrolled down and saw this and dun a lol.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 23:42, Reply)
yeah that's defo what killed it last time you delusional knobstain

(, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:21, Reply)
Sat on public transport stinking of weed
How do you conquer the paranoia?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 18:58, Reply)
I live in Glasgow. People are just thankful you're not the drunk guy hammering on the windows singing football songs.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:02, Reply)
Isn't that the driver?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:03, Reply)
I'm in my mid forties, I couldn't give a shit what others think

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:06, Reply)
Alright mongy. Just bought some Kef Caprice II's

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:07, Reply)
Stick them on some decent stands and a paving slab if you can. I'm sure I had the first ones or cantos, bit bass heavy but better than the mission equivalent

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:15, Reply)
Will do.
I've got linn kans at the minute, same tweeters but 5in woofer, wonderful top but no bass, hopefully these will do the job.

Might recap the x-over as they'll be getting on a bit.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:18, Reply)
#linnkans

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:22, Reply)
#Park

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:29, Reply)
I lacked good bass, bought a woofer
but in the end, it doesn't even matter
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:53, Reply)
Thanks for the input.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:56, Reply)
^5in woofter

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:49, Reply)
I'm 44 and I never did

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:17, Reply)
Imagine all the other passengers dead
Hacked to pieces by you
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:10, Reply)
^this is the advice I shall take^

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:20, Reply)
It makes life bearable

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:54, Reply)
These are not healthy thoughts

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:21, Reply)
Since when did I ever tout myself as healthy?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:53, Reply)
True

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:56, Reply)
drugs r 4 mugs m8

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:15, Reply)
If I told you, I'd have to get my mate that's sitting behind you to kill you.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:16, Reply)
Fake news
I always sit at the back (coz you know the eyes burrow deep into the back of my skull)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:19, Reply)
Have a wank

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:18, Reply)
Stiffled lol

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:19, Reply)
Guarantee you no-one will be thinking about the smell of weed if you do

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:21, Reply)
But hash cakes work like
Asparagus right?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:24, Reply)
Anne Sellors has a competitor for 'best bleak imdb profile'
m.imdb.com/name/nm10083301/
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:35, Reply)
*update*
Made it back home! Dick in one hand, severed hand in other hand! Never asking for advice from you guys again!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:49, Reply)
See you next week m8

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:50, Reply)
Might taxi next week
Probs not tho
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:53, Reply)
Shit on the pavement and blame a pigeon
Nobody will be expecting it
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:56, Reply)
I liked it when Steve Guttenberg got a whore to give a blow job to an old man in Police Academy
what do you like?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:46, Reply)
carol vorderman's arse

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:48, Reply)
Snooker

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:50, Reply)
The, like, totally OTT sex scene with Emma Thompson and Jeff Goldblum in "The Tall Guy"
where they basically destroy her flat.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:58, Reply)
It's was a clever marketing ploy by Homebase.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:08, Reply)
I loved Tiswas.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:51, Reply)
Best of all the animals.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:53, Reply)
How do you tell the time you ask?
www.h-moser.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/HMoser_5901-0200_SAW_Tourbillon_WG_Glossy_Black_STD-Soldier-Black_BD.jpg
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:08, Reply)
I ain't clicking no mongy moser link

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:28, Reply)
This is her watch making site, not shite eating site

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:30, Reply)
a multi talented lady

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:35, Reply)
When she ain't scoffin' logs, she's windin' cogs

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:32, Reply)
The triumph of form over function.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:33, Reply)
Nope, this way of telling the time has always been around , chimes innit

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:54, Reply)
absolutely nothing whatsoever

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:29, Reply)
tbf, liquorice is alright

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:30, Reply)
n

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:35, Reply)
Idiot.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:31, Reply)
u

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:34, Reply)
n

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:34, Reply)
y

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:10, Reply)

λ
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:07, Reply)
Narada Michael Walden

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:32, Reply)
a cheeky dab of pink champagne

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:36, Reply)
I have not done speed in decades

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:41, Reply)
I've done it fewer than 5 times, yeuch

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:33, Reply)
Oh good grief
early to mid 90s it was all clubs E's and whizz. I was so thin!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:43, Reply)
E's and coke here, eff that nasty cheap shit

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:10, Reply)
Same... but it was late 90's to mid NAUGHTIES for me.
Found an old picture from NYE 1999.
I'm all gaunt in a Spice Boy crop top.

Those were the days
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:29, Reply)
Used to love that on a Friday night

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 15:56, Reply)
blow jobs from whores whilst speaking in public

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:31, Reply)
Every job interview I've ever been to has basically just been that scene out of Swordfish.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:32, Reply)
Did the hacker get the job?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:01, Reply)
Lol you put your winie in a lectern!

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:33, Reply)
Generous posteriors, and I find myself unable to dissemble

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:33, Reply)
Lol you're an Ikea chair!

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 16:43, Reply)
we, your alternate male siblings, are unable to dispute this

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:13, Reply)
Upon the entrance of a female
with a miniscule circumference and a spherical object adjacent to your physiognomy you become engorged.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:53, Reply)
like a burst mattress

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:59, Reply)
What, you jab her with a rusty spring?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 18:51, Reply)
I like this article featuring my grandfather
rockhaq.com/retrospective/sex-pistols-indecency-trial-nottingham-24-november-1977/
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 17:54, Reply)
heh

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 18:03, Reply)
were you never tempted to go into the family business?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 18:53, Reply)
Punks dead mate, let it go

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 18:55, Reply)
What, academia?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:20, Reply)
nearly RIP prince philip

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 18:02, Reply)
stupid old bastard

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:00, Reply)
you, I mean

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:00, Reply)
I'm Mr. Creosote AMA!

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:54, Reply)
Get the bucket

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:57, Reply)
*high-pressure projectile chundering*

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:58, Reply)
Just applied for a receptionist job at a strip club
Could be fun
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:50, Reply)
You'll probably have to be proficient in word, excel and powerpointynips

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:52, Reply)
If it's the place I think it is
It will mostly involve telling pervs to fuck off
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:54, Reply)
Not gonna have many customers then

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:57, Reply)
I'm sure they've got a loyal following of massive wrong 'uns

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:05, Reply)
There's definitely book material here.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:25, Reply)
Just take a photo of each of them when they come in
find out who they are, and blackmail them later.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:32, Reply)
I read an account about a guy who went to a brothel and paid with his own credit card.
The next day his account was down three grand.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:38, Reply)
Waaaaaay ahead of you

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:39, Reply)
Nothing to be blackmailed over tho

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:46, Reply)
Something about spreadsheets

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:00, Reply)
What's the Bic code for Santander gb? Is it ABBYGB2L

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:58, Reply)
Yes m8.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:58, Reply)
That's what I thought

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:01, Reply)
Counterintuitive at first glance, but it must not have changed since the days when they were Abbey National.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:07, Reply)
Yeah , probably too much grief to change an international banking code, hopefully ze german pays me for the watch now

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:08, Reply)

th z
w v
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:14, Reply)
Who should be in charge of /talk?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:06, Reply)
The rabid, braying mob.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:08, Reply)
*unintelligible screech of agreement*

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:11, Reply)

m r
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:28, Reply)
Absolutely not.
He's shown he can't be trusted with that kind of responsibility.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:40, Reply)
Nearly time for Rob's monthly banning session

strikey-g bumming
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:53, Reply)

ob anolith
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:46, Reply)
He stepped me once for no reason when he was drunk with power.
I'm not voting for him.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:56, Reply)
*pours one out for baying cyber-mob*

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:06, Reply)
ding.
With bladmonkey as top-mod.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:42, Reply)
Do you think that the final choice of Ending E in Nier: Automata was a poignant insight into the altruistic side of human nature, or a gimmick for games journalists to circle jerk over?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:13, Reply)
It's both a hymn to existentialism and a mandala to human impermanence.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:18, Reply)
Thanks m8

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:46, Reply)
Happy 2 oblige.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:11, Reply)
Dunno. I just like watching robobint's hypnobum.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:32, Reply)
arse, gob, arse
or gob, arse, gob?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:28, Reply)
helmit

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:29, Reply)
Gob, arse, gob, while stocks last.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:41, Reply)
How clean is your arse?
Asking for a friend.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:41, Reply)

alright, The Bee Gees
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:46, Reply)
strikey
g r g r g r
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:44, Reply)
I need a wee, where's the bog?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:36, Reply)
Pee in the bushes like a MAN, will you?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:41, Reply)
But I might splash my skirt :(

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:45, Reply)
Occupational hazard

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:14, Reply)
Which was the sexiest of the 3 Muskerhounds?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:37, Reply)
You furries make me sick.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:42, Reply)
Hocking up a furball?
mmmmmm..... spasms!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:33, Reply)
kitten power

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:50, Reply)
Juliette innit.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:42, Reply)
I'd go for Milady,
but I'm allergic to cats.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:46, Reply)
Ooh, you're right. I'd forgotten about her.
She also looks like she should be in that Robin Hood animated film with foxes and whatnot.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:48, Reply)
can I take the rest of the day off?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:05, Reply)
Sure, be my guest.
I'm working from home tomorrow anyway.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:11, Reply)
will there be a newsletter this week?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:26, Reply)
Does a papal bear shit in a funny hat?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:36, Reply)
why don't you just fuck off?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:37, Reply)
Because your internet anger entumescences me.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:42, Reply)
why are you such a wanker?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:40, Reply)
why doesn't dozer just fuck off?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:42, Reply)
slashtalk are my only friends.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:47, Reply)
should I fake my orgasms?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:43, Reply)
you can't fake anyone else's

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:52, Reply)
why am I AYA when I've got loads to do?

(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:43, Reply)

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