Rack off, ya mongrelsG'day /chat, Richard mcbeef here, you know, off the internet? The kidnapper guy?
How are u 2day lol
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:58,
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bored off my titseven though my team got canned two weeks ago, the managers didn't find out until yesterday, and the actual client still doesn't know. Client is still asking us to do things that will take us way past the cut-off date, but no-one wants to be the one to say "We'd love to, but we've all been fired".
Seems we all got sold off by some prick bean counter in Switzerland who's never even met us.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:19,
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I'm sure that if they got to know you You'd have been fired sooner
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Why haven't you stolen the stationary and left via the nearest exit? (
Slippery Mick, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:31,
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me, sending out my CVs
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:33,
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jpwaldron.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/img_3482.jpg
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:35,
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I am on the verge of resolving our battle with THE BUILDERSwe took them to small claims court and they paid us out and since then we've been trying to get The Guild of Master Craftsmen (who have been mediating) to get us the guarantees and building reg certs.
Got a letter yesterday saying the guild had demanded they give us the paperwork and were in the process of reviewing THE BUILDERS' membership.
Looks like we're either getting it sorted or they get chucked out of their guild body.
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garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:31,
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Sounds like a D&D faction. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:58,
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It's one less logo they can put on their website(
garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:58,
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I'm sure if they carry on paying for membership the guild will do fuck all (
mongychops, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:49,
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I'm guessing it costs more money replying to all those complaint lettersthan they get in membership fees.
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garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 13:14,
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^We had a similar story regarding our old warehouse and the United Kingdom Warehousing Association - they dgaf
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:44,
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Just putting in the hours until the second day of the short film festival gets underway tonight.(
.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:23,
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www.societenoir.co.uk/collections/tshirts/products/noir-gang-t?variant=5115303723040
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:47,
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90s-tastic haircut on that guy in the second pic.(
.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:52,
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is that a Meet Me At McDonalds?(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:18,
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metro.co.uk/2018/02/23/called-meet-mcdonalds-haircut-7336444/
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 15:01,
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FFSThis is on a par with my school banning shoes with coloured stitching.
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 15:05,
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sneaker updateThey have been relaced, but they didn't come with fat laces.
Grry's favourite website, bboylaces.com, will be hit up l8r for a set of blue and a set of white laces.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:47,
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what this thriving online community of likeminded contributors needs is fewer members.(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:54, Reply)
Think of it as refinement, quality over quantitywhen only mongy remains his posts will be utter perfection
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are you gonna swap one of each lace with your bezzie mate? (
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:53,
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I like how you are an utter prick about footwear until the point at which you openly ask McBeef for sneaker recommendations.(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:56, Reply)
Isn't that how this place works? We all mock each other's interests, until we need that persons opinion of something related to their interests.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 13:27,
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That reminds me, I need advice on touching dogs' bumholes. Who should I ask?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:01,
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I dunno. Just gaz mongy.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 15:19,
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I like how you're so desperate for internet oneupmanship that you'll trawl through page after page of post history to get ithow far back did you have to go?
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:16,
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I just typed 'puma' into the search box.No lengthy trawling required.
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this isn't xhamster m8(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 16:35,
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quality comebacks like this are why you keep getting banned(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 17:05,
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You are in no position to be casting judgement on the quality of comebacks, are you?(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 17:11, Reply)
Pimp My Aglet(
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 13:24,
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You brexit?you fix it.
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garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:24,
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Working my fucking arse off, winter seems to have come early(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 15:51,
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do you see an upturn in patients when the seasons change?(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 16:54,
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Is that a serious question?I was at the nursing home yesterday and saw about 20 patients with chest infections
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 17:06,
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Winter is death to the elderly, Rich. Well, it used to be, but we've become very good at keeping them alive, so now they're just a burden to 2Can and his colleagues.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 17:40,
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yeah it wasn't really winter I was asking about, that's a given(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 17:48,
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I think the NHS definition of winter is now 6 months long. No respite in summer, either, as everyone boils to death in the unaccustomed heat.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 18:45,
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1st of October 5% price increase on things you can't even buy ffs (
mongychops, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 16:32,
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wife's just been told no additional money coming from her old employerBOO
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 17:12,
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morninglimited service availability today, soz for the inconvenience.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 6:21,
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I see I have been piped at the postMorning to you
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 6:38,
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lol piped"Did you mean pipped?"
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 6:45,
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^ pipper at the gates of dawn(
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 7:32,
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I have meetings for most of the day, so I doubt I'll be here much. Morning.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 6:43,
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for everyone else attending those meetings, I mean(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 6:45,
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Misery loves company. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 6:55,
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take a sledgehammer to their ankles then(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 6:56,
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She hacks of his foot, in the book. Fair made me wince, did that.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 7:32,
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only King I've read is the Dark Towerand most of that is rambling nonsense
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 7:40,
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Dark Tower is rubbish. The only book of his that I've read and not enjoyed.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:55,
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I read and enjoyed Little Sisters Of Eluria in a short story collection, which duped me into thinking that the Dark Tower series would be good. Not making that mistake, again.
That said, I do enjoy an epic fantasy.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:58,
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I gave up on the dark tower Cujo was surprisingly good. His later stuff is a bit meh.
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I watched Christine at the weekend. It was daft but fun. (
Slippery Mick, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:28,
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brave of you to start a morning threadet tu, bente?
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 7:30,
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grey New Balance for cutting the grass?(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 7:58,
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www.prodirectselect.com/products/Puma-Suede-Classic-Eco-Mens-Select-Shoes-Olympian-BlueWhite-54409.aspx
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yep, those look like shoes(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:14,
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I've no fucking clue, they're just shoes m8grow up
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:32,
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how can you not know what your own shoes are?(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:34,
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because I don't give a shitthey're black and they've got laces on and they stop my toenails getting stuffed with dogshit. I'm not taking them out on a date, I don't need to know their fucking name
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:37,
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might start a lindup thread, they always bring everyone together(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:42,
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I like wearing nice things pal, nowt wrong with that.You're a bit boring, no need to judge everyone by your own beige standards.
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you're mincing about trainers m8your definition of nice things is probably a minty fresh sweatshirt with a JJB Sports logo on it that hasn't gone all yellow and bobbled yet.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:43,
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perhaps some swanky Umbro 'sweat pants'(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:44,
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"It's our anniversary tonight darling""I've booked us a top table at KFC. Shall I wear the Kappa or the Fila? Which one will match your elizabeth duke earrings?"
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:47,
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knock off sergio tacchino tracksuit and some adidas or busti also care not for shoes
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i.imgur.com/BjvuuCJ.jpg
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:00,
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damn rightthat's you told, and no mistake
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:55,
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some kind of joyless brown utility boots I expect(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:33,
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I wonder what delights the day ahead hold for me!see bee fucken aye, tee bee aitch
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:32,
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at least the train ran on time, right?(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:33,
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that's true, might go home and straight back to bed before something goes wrong(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:34,
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your bed will have fleas in it or somethingbest to stay put. Borrow a hard hat from the warehouse staff.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:39,
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can I borrow your joyless brown utility boots?(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:40,
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not sure I own any brown clothing tbhunlike the back of your coat
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:41,
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How are you doing? Done any kidnap today?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:55,
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One week until the house move. Might have a bash
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 8:55,
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bet some cunt gives you scented candles(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:02,
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I'll fucking kick off.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:05,
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I could murder my bossfucking weeks this design jobs being going from committee back to designers, tweaks, amendments, none of them make any fucking difference. I sent her the final draft saying YOU approve this or it will never end. Stupid fucking cow's forwarded it to the whole cunting group and already there's been a "well, I think having that picture next to that one looks a bit odd, what does everyone else think?" fucking wankers IT ALL LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME YOU DUMBFUCKS AND EACH REVISION IS COSTING US MONEY WE DON'T HAVE!!!
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morning
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garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:00,
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I didn't read it, but I'm glad whatever it is has upset you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:04,
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if you can't make a decision, don't be a managerfuck's sake, pricks like that raking in all the top money by being useless bastards
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:07,
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She's pretty good with most thingsbut when it comes to anything to do with design or layout she gets OCD and she doesn't really have that much of an idea. Nor do I, but I don't pretend to or give a fuck, I just defer to people who do.
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garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:10,
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you either employ competent UX or UI guys and trust in the research they door you just wing it and go with your gut. But committee design is never going to work.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:15,
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This is just a fucking design for a meeting room wallsome text nobody will read and pictures of three dead people and a couple of buildings and they've spent months fucking about with the layout. Unbelievable...
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garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:44,
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"But we're Agile!"(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:07,
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Pro tip: try not to go over the lines when you're colouring in. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:14,
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^ A star in GCSE Geography(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:16,
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I got a D in Geography. Only subject I ever got a detention in, too.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:20,
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"The trouble with you son, is that you're lazy. And you'll always be lazy" scorned my geography teacher."It's better than being a geography teacher" I replied, earning myself another detention.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:21,
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Ha! My geography teacher looked like he'd died, been buried, left for a while, then dug up and sent back to work.
I'd have been happier if I'd been able to choose "neither" when offered Geography or History.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:27,
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I don't think that was even offered as a GCSE at my school. I'd have happily taken that as my humanities subject.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:37,
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I enjoyed primary school RE, as it was literally just colouring in. I found the few lessons of it I had at secondary, where we'd look at different faiths and debate ethical issues, to be genuinely interesting.
Fuck my stupid grammar school for not offering it as a GCSE.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:51,
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I had two religion teachers in year 9one was a nice gentle bloke who taught us about the Norse mythos and buddhism. The other was a militant witch and hardcore Christian who rammed the old testament down our throats and test us on who begat whom. She was also the Head of Year so she'd find all sorts of ways to make the other teachers bully you if you didn't toe her line.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:06,
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I told you Caecelius was in the atrium, but did you listen?(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:21,
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I was too busy doing Metella up the shitter in the tablinum(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:23,
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^ failed latin, studied Greek(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:26,
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1, 2, Freddy's coming for you... (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:55,
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I had lifesize Freddie Krueger posters on my bedroom walls as a kid Love nightmare on elm street
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THIS IS MY LAST RESORT(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:59,
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customer of the day: Don DeaconHow's it going?
My kid's mum's ex has been harassing me and as a result I've said I'm not comfortable dropping my kid round his house on Sunday as she's asked. Apparently if I don't do so I'll be REPORTED TO THE POLICE FOR KIDNAPPING.
Ever kidnapped anyone? Been kidnapped?
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:26,
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during my parents' particularly acrimonious splitupMy mum and dad did a car chase across thanet, resulting in my dad blocking mum's car into a cul-de-sac and pulling me out of her car and into his pickup, then squealing away. He didn't manage to get my brother, so I got a night away from my older sibling and a whole pizza to myself and I don't think I had to have a bath that night either, which was pretty good for a 7-year-old.
8/10 would be kidnapped again.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:30,
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fucking hell man that's horrible(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:31,
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wholepizza
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:34,
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is that when you started piling on the weight?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:58,
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or is that a more recent thing?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:58,
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I just needed a spare tyre :((((
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:05,
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Beefio is being threatened by a 9-year-old boy and is pussying out of a fight after school on Friday(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:35,
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Why does your ex want you kid to go to her ex ? Does he have better custody rights than you (
mongychops, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:00,
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I see his kid more often that he does(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:03,
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She uses him as a babysitter and a cash cowHe pays for all their holidays and all sorts, yet they're no longer an item and have both been in other relationships since they split up.
Basically he's a colossal mug - but he also thinks it his place to lecture me on parenting, which is rich given that his own kid's a sullen, ill-mannered fat little cunt.
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:21,
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I'm sure you are a terrible parent, but he's got no business looking after your kid.
Time to dust off that Hoffmeister Bear costume and camp out on his lawn. #beermascots4justice
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:45,
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Your daughter's ex-boyfriend has been harassing you?(
.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:34,
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why does she want her ex to have your kid?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:00,
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This is all very suspicious. Time for mcbeef to do a midnight flit.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:08,
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she's buggering off to France for the weekend and dumping the child on him(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:22,
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ah yeah, makes more sense to leave her with him than with her father I s'pose(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:26,
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I said I'd take her to school on Monday morning, nope, that's kidnapping apparently(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:44,
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You could at least take her to Alton Towers. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:47,
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Nice and quiet on a schoolday. Almost worth the truancy fine. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 16:00,
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^large amounts of this(
Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 16:30,
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I always thought the same, but I can honestly say that even with the hell I've been through, being my kid's dad is the best thing in my entire life(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 17:33,
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If my kid's ex was threatening me, I'd have led him off the road. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:55,
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I once got into a stranger's car after falling off my bike when I was about 5 or 6, but he just drove me home and didn't bother kidnapping me(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:55,
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I was an ugly child :((
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:56,
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the raleigh tomahawk was a pretty sexy bike(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:10,
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actually this might have been the bike I had before that one dunno(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:11,
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Years ago I bought my lad a diamond back BMX, he has suddenly this week decided to start using it , little oddball (
mongychops, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:15,
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you wanna have a ride on mine?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:26,
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viz.co.uk/2014/09/24/clag-gone/
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garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 16:07,
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Some bloke stopped to ask me for directions, and I just got into his car, as it was easier just to show him where to go than try to give directions. He seemed a bit freaked out, and I didn't twig why until later.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:06,
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I offered to show him my puppies, then I had my way with him. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:19,
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I enjoyed that BBC getty drama last week, think the kidnapping will be this week (
mongychops, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:02,
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I had Goo Lee a couple of days ago, dunno if he was left or right(
broadsword, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:13,
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A former girlfriend's mate was kept locked up in a flat by her boyfriend.She got away, they prosecuted, can't remember exactly what happened as a result. What I do remember is that years later we heard he'd got married, some kind of row with his wife, he murdered her, put her in a bath of acid.
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mofaha boils a hammer, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:22,
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yeah you wouldn't think you'd need a whole bathful(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:27,
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must have cost a fair old whack(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:44,
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I'd love to have seen that Amazon page"people who bought 4 x 20l sulphuric acid pack also bought..."
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garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 16:10,
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These things are important.Otherwise you end up buying the wrong bathtub, à la Jesse Pinkman.
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 16:34,
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Chop them up and flush them down the bog. Leave some KFC wrappers lying around.
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Slippery Mick, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 16:43,
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was he related to John George Haigh?(
Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:44,
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i haven't, but my parents thought i hadi was about 8 and refused to leave the park at the same time as my brother and sister. when i did try to mean, 2 bigger girls wouldn't let me out of the gate and threatened to beat me up. i hid in a bush till they left but, by the time i got back to the gate, it was locked. i sat on the swings for ages trying to think of what to do, until i remembered the park keeper. luckily for me, he was still in his little shed thing and he called the police to come and take me home. weirdest thing was when mum and dad reported me missing, the police went to the house and checked the chest freezer in case they'd killed me and put me in there.
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Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:48,
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sort ofthis post was about a day that was already qotw "af" and then we got kidnapped. or abducted, detained, or whatevs
i don't want to talk about it though, obviously
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 18:15,
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I'm try to imagine it. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 18:32,
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I'm not reading all that shit I type. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 19:31,
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sort of, but not in the way you might think!(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 19:08,
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I'm sure you've never once regretted having your kidbut shit like this really makes me think reproduction is a terrible idea and we should all stop doing it immediately.
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Mr. Tea It's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 19:11,
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*jumps over barrel*(
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 19:43,
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I keep getting hot sweats which Dr Internet reckons is probly AIDSanyone else caught any hideous fatal illnesses recently?
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broadsword, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:17,
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it's prolly just the 'manopause' m8Hey check these out, just ordered a pair:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Go_Otj-FJs
This will revolutionise my 45 djing, problem here is that now I'm going to need doubles of everything
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:22,
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Fancy Japanese slipmats for 45sBasically you put 12" records on your decks and put the mats on top. They grip to the 12" so you can move your 45s back and forth by touching the 12", way easier
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:31,
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I bet you'd love to touch a 12 incher. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:37,
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Cool, I've generally stuck with 12 inches, I find 7 inches are over too quickly(
broadsword, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:46,
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I've bought nothing but sevens for the past year or soThe rare occasions that I do play out these days are all strictly 45s nights so it makes sense - plus I find it hugely satisfying getting the proper original breakbeat records, because I am a massive hipster prick.
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:57,
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www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/what-sort-of-music-prick-are-you-20180919177469
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 13:24,
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They don't have "classical music prick".I feel excluded.
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:21,
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my kid said she needed a wee when we were down by the riverso I whipped her trousers down and held her arms while she crouched, only for her to do a splatterfart all over a duck's nest.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:29,
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When my boys were younger, I don't think any day out was ever complete until they'd pissed up at least one tree. Glad my daughter never copied them.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:39,
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Yesterday I couldn't stop sneezingso my head's probably going to explode or something.
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:33,
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He's the man, the man with the snuffy touch.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 12:26,
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Opened a co-worker's drawer only to be confronted with spare pants(, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:44, Reply)
Didn't stop to check. Fairly sure that jason posted a story about sniffing someone's discarded pants that he found in a toilet, search is broken(, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 12:17, Reply)
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 12:44,
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did it come in and wreck your balls?(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 13:54,
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should have put the bunny back in the box(
Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:50,
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28 degrees and wispy cloudslovely start to autumn
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 7:28,
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can't be doing with all these greengro'cers apost'rop'hes(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 7:46,
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I will skullfuck Lynne Truss' withered corpse(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 7:49,
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There's little point in having rules if you can't sneer at all the thick people unable to follow them(, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 7:52, Reply)
I bet you're great fun at sporting events(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:19,
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 9:54,
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I'll la your di until it's well fudking da'd(
garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:19,
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Terrible bullying of willenium. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 7:50,
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he deserves it and he fucking well knows it(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 7:53,
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I think you're being remarkably civil, considering his repeated intellectual property theftsend some lawyers round to fuck him over
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I kicked it to the kerb m8(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:05,
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pretty sure the FailArmy channel on Youtube were just animating his corpsebut they no longer have need for it
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:06,
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"heugh can tell me, hwat's behejnd this dior?"mimicked the humanist celebrant, as she consigned Grossman's coffin to the crematorium fire.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:15,
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I did that onceShit design, having 'I like this!' right next to 'Hide' eh
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:37,
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No, he just retired from television and is now Dean of the Cu-hockup Acu-hademy(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:35,
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spit your glitter up a twitter's shitter m8(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:42,
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broadsword, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:41,
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get bent, mousecuck(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:42,
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feeling less old and ruined yet?(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:45,
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There are bits of banana in my keyboard(
garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 9:08,
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you are the irritating sidekick shoehorned in to revive this failing flebsite(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:52,
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killed that pesky chicken?(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 9:39,
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I got soaked cycling to work and now I'm having to go commando. (
Slippery Mick, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 9:59,
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Who are you going to kill last? (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 10:12,
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Not happy Spent a year helping someone who needed it and now being told they're not happy with the help I've given them because I've had a drink tonight. Fuck that bitch!
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Do a Get Carter on the bitchand force her to down a bottle of whisky before dumping her in a quarry.
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 23:50,
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Yer but she *is* mental, dunno that anything she says is worth that much(, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 0:15, Reply)
That was a good thread, nice one /chatI turn 45 a week on Sunday, my wife's taking me somewhere fancy for dinner.
What are you getting me for my present? Better be good cos it's 'the big 4-5'
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 17:05,
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Only 4 UK 1973 out there, and that first one looks dodgy as fuck www.chrono24.co.uk/search/index.htm?caseDiameter=40&countryIds=UK&dosearch=true&manufacturerIds=221&maxAgeInDays=0&pageSize=60&priceFrom=0&priceTo=-1&redirectToSearchIndex=true&sortorder=1&yearBought=1973
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mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 17:32,
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I'm sure it's good enough for you. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 19:04,
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It's cheap, the hands look different to the lume on the dial, and they call it a gmt in the advert, that may be a honest mistake but it's been polished enough to take metal off where the braclet meets the watch , I'd avoid it , been serviced tho (
mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 19:04,
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I like the military one best I think (
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:45,
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Cut and shut tho, new everything except the cas3 and movement (
mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 23:24,
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^Joe Pesci doesn't take shit-talking about his watch^(
Slippery Mick, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 19:30,
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I'm thinking of asking for the Samsung Galaxy Watch for my birthday.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 19:26,
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Digital watches are the best watches. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 20:15,
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They sure are champ, but one day you'll learn to use a big boys clock ...(
mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 20:31,
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Joking aside, I've always found reading an analogue clock face to be quicker and easier than a digital readout.(
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 20:53,
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Did you click on that moon phase moser I posted, it's gorgeous (
mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 20:55,
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No, I'd assumed that was scat porn. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:03,
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Now I have, and I have to admit it's rather nice. The simple plain face is very smart looking.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:07,
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That's what your wife said about you(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:51,
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In case anyone wonders why it was because the digit was displayed, hence digital watches (
mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:00,
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Bet you can't get one for under a tenner in Argos. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:02,
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I 'got' your nan for under a tenner round the back of Argos(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:47,
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these £160 beauties
m.size.co.uk/product/grey-hi-tec-silver-shadow-rgs/083292/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 17:22,
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that's got to be the most generic middle-aged-dad-trainer out there(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 17:24,
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that would be the Nike air monarch m8, no offence but you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 17:26,
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Plain grey for meI wish they'd reissue their Tecs, b-boy hi top of choice in Winchester '83, I'd pay almost any price for a pair
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 18:57,
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I used to give hi Tec to my mates when I was a shop boy in shoefayre, I worked 3 nights a week and got about 7 quid tho (
mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 19:06,
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don’t waste you are time wishing for the impossible Richard, there’s some glow in the dark yeezy bullshit on the way soon which you’ll love (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 19:16,
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Have you seen those super high air force 1s?They are hilarious
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 19:37,
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With the way his arse operates that really is quite the gift (
mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 17:38,
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inews.co.uk/video/grandad-buys-huge-picture-of-forth-bridge-despite-having-same-view/
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 17:24,
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A wrap and a half of whizz and three trips.Really pushing the boat out here.
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 18:13,
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Work got me a tenner m&s voucher for my birthday.I'm blates going to end up troughing a meal deal for 2 + wine on me tod.
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Slippery Mick, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 18:49,
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defocan't believe we live in a society where sick fucks give out M&S vouchers
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These are what I really wantthevinylfactory.com/news/biz-markie-shows-off-the-worlds-only-pair-of-7-technics-turntables/
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 18:20,
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lol, tiny hands(
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 18:32,
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Vestax make some 7" decks. I saw a bloke using one of them to mix with Serato.(
Slippery Mick, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 19:27,
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I can't find them online unless you mean the portable ones I have one of those in my wardrobe
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 20:00,
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Are they just modded tho? Have technics said they deffo made them (
mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 20:01,
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Not sure, Biz is a known bullshitter(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:53,
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I'm the right age for an arse prod I supposeVery nice gesture m8
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 19:43,
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Are you referring to Dara Ó BriainERRRRRRRRRR?(
.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 22:50,
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do you remember the first time?my eldest is off to his first gig tonight - 50 cent
what was your first gig?
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 15:51,
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The Cult, Hammersmith Odeon March 14th 1987Supported by half decent grebo act Crazyhead
www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-cult/1987/hammersmith-odeon-london-england-13d1d9d1.html
I was 14
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 15:54,
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I cannot believe that was 31 years ago, blimmen heck(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 15:58,
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nope, missed thatI've never seen LL Cool J or Public Enemy as it goes. Imagine that!
I really, really wanted to go to UK Fresh 86 but my father was having none of it. Looking at the lineup I could cry:
GRANDMASTER FLASH
LOVEBUG STARSKI
HASHIM
SIR MIXALOT
ROXANNE SHANTE
DR JECKYLL & MR HYDE
STEADY B
WORD OF MOUTH & DJ CHEESE
THE REAL ROXANNE & HITMAN HOWIE TEE
MANTRONIX
THE WORLD CLASS WRECKIN KRU
ALEEM
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:11,
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I went to the def jam 87 I think, and went to public enemy 88 I think (
mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:12,
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even I've seen public enemy (
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:15,
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I don't like them, I've a few of their records purely for the instrumentalsThe beats are great, Chuck D's monotonous hectoring does nothing for me at all
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:17,
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in fact I'd go as far as to say I find him really irritatingNation of Islam are a bunch of cunts an' all
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:17,
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I don't like to be told off by my musicians(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:23,
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It was a bit polarizing when he asked all the white people to make some noise at Hammersmith (
mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:28,
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the noise being 'A PUBLIC APOLOGY FOR THE SLAVE TRADE'(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:35,
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He was a fantastic MC in his prime(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:19,
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Iron Maiden, Birmingham NEC December 15th 1990Supported by half decent thrash act Anthrax
www.setlist.fm/setlist/iron-maiden/1990/nec-arena-birmingham-england-1bd395a8.html
I was 14
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:06,
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I cannot believe that was 28 years ago, blimmen heck(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:06,
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I saw Carter at the Treworgey Tree Fayre, they were fucking rubbish(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 15:58,
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not as good as Shakin Stevens giving a very young Richard Madeley a noogie whilst blatantly pissed off his lid(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:12,
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one of my favourite tv clips ever, up there with keegan on superstarsI fucken love Shaky, he's hilarious.
His first big gig was opening for the Stones, shaky fact fans
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:24,
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Where's your jumper, Richard?(
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:42,
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This is where I post my utterly dull anecdote about their lead singertl;dr I used to see him all the time in Tufnell Park tube station
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:47,
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I don't think I'd know who he was if he were to accost me in the street, hand me a jumper, and scream "there's me jumper" into my face. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:53,
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for quite some time it felt like every time I got in the lift at the station he was in it toomy DJ partner said the same thing
Maybe he worked for London Underground, I don't suppose that band paid well. We used to call him 'the Sultan'
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:58,
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I'll defend them to anyone, they've sold loads of records so they must be really good(, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:04, Reply)
Should have been Queen at wembley in 86 But the parents put a stop to it. First concert was space
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any bands playing in the local this month?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:07,
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never too young to get on the pillsjust give them a half to start with
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:18,
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With my lads adhd that could be a hoot, or maybe calm him right down (
mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:21,
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they give kids whizz for that don't they?(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:25,
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acid is the latest cure all(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:29,
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I always wondered what happened to that Freddie Mercury lad(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:15,
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I was in a band so just saw whoever else was on the lineupHave no idea. I think the first band I really deliberately went out of my way to see was A Certain Ratio.
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garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:30,
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ACR's 'Do the Du' has a decent breakbeat on it(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:37,
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I think it was Thunder. Tail end of the 90s sometime.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:50,
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Mansun at the Margate Winter Gardens when I was 14I held hands with a girl
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:55,
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I fucked her up the arse a year or so later(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 17:22,
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the lead singer of Mansun, I mean(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 17:22,
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Dunno, can't remember.I haven't been to that many non-classical gigs.
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 16:57,
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Threads, like clothes and stuff.What's your favourite/most sentimentally valuable item of clothing?
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:40,
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I've got a pair of green All-stars that I bought with my first wage in Polandthey're all torn and split and scuffed so I only wear them on special occasions.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:43,
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They've got that 'vintage' look now.(
.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:51,
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they fucking are14 years I've had them, and still haven't worn through the sole yet
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:56,
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I got a pair of those, too Replaced my much loved and utterly knackered blue ones
(, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 13:46, Reply)
Gaultier jacketabsolutely loved it. Until the moths got to it now it has a hole in the chest.
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garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:45,
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A Google search for "Gaultier jacket" has just turned up a staggeringly wide range of possibilities.Then again it's fair to assume that he's designed more than one jacket over the course of his lifetime.
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:52,
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I keep a pair of your nan's knickers for wanking into(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:47,
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Here, have a "You Tried" smiley face sticker.(
.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:52,
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just trying to make the best of a shit thread(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:57,
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*rolls eyes*nips!
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 13:28,
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pockets for your tits, you dopey mare(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 13:41,
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are you that type that digs around in your cleavage for sweat-soaked notes at the corner shop?(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 13:47,
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I don't sweat for some reason And you can stash other things than money
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Women's clothes seem to be short on pockets in general, for whatever reason.(
.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 13:56,
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PWEI t-shirt my late mate Bob bought me for a surprise at a gig when he said he was away for a smoke. (
Slippery Mick, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 13:57,
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Luvlee."On Friday 26 August 2016, PWEI headlined the opening day of Infest (festival), with Fuzz Townshend rejoining on drums." - Wikipedia
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:02,
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I never fucking knew Fuzz Townshend was in PWEIhe's the main mechanic for Practical Classics magazine
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:03,
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He's clearly a man of many talents.(
.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:16,
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I never fucking knew Fuzz Townshend was in PWEIhe's the head curator at the Edinburgh Egg museum
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broadsword, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:18,
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3/4 length leather jacketI got from Camden Market in 2003. I slipped and fell against railings and one managed to stab through the armpit and out through the shoulder without touching me. It looks a bit fucked now but I still love it.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:05, Reply)
Blimey.I've got a full-length one from Camden Market in my wardrobe. I thought it was gorgeous when I bought it but the appeal thinned a bit when everyone called me 'Matrix' for the following month.
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:08,
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supermat was a weird downs-y looking bloke from about 10 years agowho favoured that sort of leatherwear and got called a paedo a lot
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:18,
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I see.Does dressing in leather make you a paedo or did he used to get called that because he actually was a nonce?
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:20,
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all I can say is that he fucking looked like oneLatterly he got into swing dancing, which in turn made him look like a nonce from the 1940s
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:38,
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Swing dancing is the gateway drug to Northern Soul.He's probably staggering around on dancefloors now wearing baggy trousers and looking like a drunken middle-aged NKOTB fan.
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 15:03,
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Trenchcoats are about being confident with yourself.Trenchcoats are about having the stones to dress in leather and enter the matrix convention with 1000s of people, knowing no one there, but coming out having met a number of wonderful redpill cosplayers, and befriending them all.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:41,
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I also did this and was called Neoevery time I wore it. The lapels weren't good enough.
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I've got a t shirt that Crazy Legs of Rock Steady Crew gave me back in the 90s, it's fucking awesome(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:21,
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:25,
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Did he, like, write his name on it and everything?(
.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 14:27,
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LBC did a story on aguy who won't change his shops name 'Good egg' despite learning it could be considered racist. Apparently the origin of the phrase is rhyming slang - egg and spoon.
Who on earth is their researcher? Who comes up with this shit?!
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might have some foodI finished off those ration packs on my road trip, and they were better than some of the service station meals I experienced.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:13,
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my life is pretty greatyesterday I got to be a chatbot
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:28,
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my wife said "this tuna pasta's pretty tastyconsidering someone cooked it three years ago".
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:28,
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The service station boss was doing cartwheels out the back that someone had finally bought it(, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:30, Reply)
Not that hungry Might have a snack stop or something. Got some really good hot chillies given to me, so I'm doing a chicken curry tonight
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what time does your lunch break finish?(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:17,
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nothing, what's falafel with you?(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:29,
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I've noticed a steady rise in people (almost all girls) that I went to school with,After having kids and those kids now being of school age, are getting in to the weird marketing scam things where you try to sell shitty candles or second rate make up on Facebook or have sales parties. I thought it was a distinctly American phenomena, but it's awful.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 7:50,
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it's what happens when you've slouched through your 30s with no discernable skillsbut the idea of putting any effort into your life still seems unappealing
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 7:53,
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I'll nible you in a minute(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:01,
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Yeah, I guess 5 to 7 years of just staying at home doesn't give you much for the job market.Obviously raising kids is hard work, but I suppose it must be tough to get back in to it. Although I think it must take a special kind of stupid to go for those marketing things.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 7:56,
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Look at these , the black ones stunning www.h-moser.com/en/
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mongychops, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:56,
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On the hour it spurts shit into your mouth(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 12:28,
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yes, my mate's wife did thisthe thing is she had an alright marketing job before. I avoided him and her until she fucked it off
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$$, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:13,
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I don't get it.Surely even if you've got gullible mates you're just leeching off the kindness of others.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:16,
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I think they fall into the scam themselves thinking they can make good money fast (
$$, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:18,
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Everything American seems toend up here eventually. It's like having a basement flat on a really shitty litter filled street.
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My other half's stepsister is part of that Forever Living aloe vera juice pyramid scheme/cult thing.She's been at it for years, and used to insist that she was on track to move up a rung and start making serious money. Mind you, she hasn't said much about it recently.
She's in her 40s, and still lives with her mum.
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The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 10:44,
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 7:52,
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not sure I've ever had a pal before(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 7:54,
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It's dozer. You don't want a pal(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 7:57,
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Typically the Eastern Bloc used SECAM, it travels further and meant you couldn't tune into western broadcasts. Well, not in colour anyway.
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Slippery Mick, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 10:55,
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Nonsense, it picks up Songs Of Praise perfectly. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 11:15,
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HiEntire DLR suspended today ffs
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 7:59,
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was it caught smoking behind the bike sheds?(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:02,
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nah, selling bongo mags at breaktime(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:20,
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the kids at my school wouldn't sell thembut he'd lock you in one of the practice rooms of the music hall with one for five minutes for a quid.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:42,
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Want me to write a strongly worded email to TfL(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:06,
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how can an old board game support an entire automated light metro system?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:51,
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if you don't have a ticket, the conductor's nose lights up red(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:52,
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the government should probably redirect more public money towards helping you get to work(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:48,
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the government should pay for taxis for me(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:50,
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Mariqueen Mandig would FUCKING GET ITIt's good to see Mr Reznor in good physical and mental health tho innit.
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he's shit and a prick, so I couldn't give a fucking toss(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:45,
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HIS COVER OF 'A BOY NAMED SUE' BY WILLIE NELSON IS AMAAAAAAZING(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:49,
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I remember that Vagabond actually thought it was a Cash song.The painfully unfunny prick.
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their joint album thingo was soporific though(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:31,
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yeah it wasn't great ehHe's never going to make another record as good as The Downward Spiral.
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I come back to the Fragile more than the Downward Spiral(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:42,
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The Fragile was a massive disappointment.Half of it should have gone in the fucking bin.
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yer, I suspect you could make a decent cut of the two discs and just release one tight albumbut I get the feeling Trent is so prolific that the two discs are already the best cuts of all the shit he churned out in that period.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:49,
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exactlyThen again, quality control goes right out the window when cocaine's involved.
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Have you been at the cocaine today, then?(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:16,
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The story of life is quicker than the wink of an eye, the story of love is hello and goodbye ... until we meet again(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:47,
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sounds bentdie in a fire
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:51,
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:55,
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Laters bro(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:26,
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aw taking these replies to mean you all love me(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:54,
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What a piece of work is a flange.How noble in reemson, how infinite in fuckulty.
It appears to be Tuesday again.
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.Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:13,
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Morning I keep waking up at 4 and not being able to get back to sleep. Doing my head in now.
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I am no stranger to this situationShit innit
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Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:23,
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Indeed.I'm not thinking straight due to lack of sleep and I'm gradually losing my rag
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sell your cockerellol cock
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:26,
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no it isn't, the stupid creatures start too early and then don't shut up for ages(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:53,
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The farm behind my aunt's house had a cockerel Didn't kick off till after 7 and shut up within 5 minutes
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I am still somewhat stupid after the weekendfortunately my boss isn't in this week so I don't have to explain what I'm doing.
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garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:29,
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I'm saying you look like a fat asian pop music producer, here(
Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:35,
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What does fat Asian pop sound like?(
garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Tue 18 Sep 2018, 10:25,
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the moon comes up with the sun(
Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:48,
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morning filthy rich and catflap(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:53,
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MorningNice weather we've been having lately.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 6:31,
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Curb your enthusiasm. (
monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 6:43,
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Alright 'Michael Fish'Storm Helene has blown all my patio plants over
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 7:26,
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He sends his fond regards x(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 7:43,
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