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Gonnie Greer
Bonnie Oh dear
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:59, Reply)
She was really cool and I'm genuinely a bit sad that she's carked it.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 14:01, Reply)
Bonne Nuit Greer

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Sep 2026, 14:28, Reply)
Bonnie Turning Blue

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 14:37, Reply)
Bonnie Greer Y/N?
N
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 14:57, Reply)
Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would,

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Sep 2026, 15:08, Reply)
SHE WOULDN'T, OK??

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 15:38, Reply)
she couldn't say no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 15:55, Reply)
Hi guys!!!!!
Day off today, don't know what to do with it. Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:40, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8485596
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:40, Reply)
hack off your knob and bollocks with a rusty penknife and shove them up your fucking arse

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:41, Reply)
Get some therapy with your wife
www.youtube.com/shorts/mBSyxJJBI7M?feature=share
Haven't laughed this much in a long time
("TEMU Bou", Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:59, Reply)
Put apostrophes in words unnecessarily.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:46, Reply)
a's's

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:51, Reply)
w’o’r’d’s

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:52, Reply)
Hang yourself.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:50, Reply)
I HEARD HE WAS WELL HUNG ALREADY

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:52, Reply)
BIG WET MEAT

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:04, Reply)
Exude meat sweats and bottle them as barbecue sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:58, Reply)
Come up with some amusing new combinations of terms for genitals with terms for secretions, dairy products or odours?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:06, Reply)
Stinky cuntmilk

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:08, Reply)
Comin' from the body heat

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:34, Reply)
But that's your answer to everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Sep 2026, 15:07, Reply)
Interfere with an animal, sexually

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:06, Reply)
Cream off a coromrant?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:15, Reply)
what's tha?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:32, Reply)
It's a type of syth

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:33, Reply)
Go to the zoo
And wank in front of the chimps. If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:54, Reply)
Sounds a bit Dodgy to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:56, Reply)
Only if he sticks his cock through the bars

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 14:02, Reply)
I like this

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 16:37, Reply)
new phone who dis

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 16:14, Reply)
new phone who dis

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 16:14, Reply)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 4:41, Reply)
morning morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 5:22, Reply)
No sae hard Larry!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 5:25, Reply)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 5:32, Reply)
Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:05, Reply)
Flidthanks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 9:38, Reply)
Minge

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:17, Reply)
+ Tits

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:18, Reply)
Bumholes*
*pronounced, 'boom hole eh', as in the Spanish
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:43, Reply)

Spanish Canadian
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 8:09, Reply)
+ HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 8:10, Reply)
BIG WET MEAT

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:05, Reply)
FLIDWANK

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:49, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 7:37, Reply)
Hi

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 7:44, Reply)
Tips fedora

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 8:03, Reply)
Just the tip?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:23, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:13, Reply)
Back in London, sucks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:50, Reply)
wheres yur phone

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:55, Reply)
i have to check here to make sure you aint dead

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:56, Reply)
mini chev

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:56, Reply)
bounce :)

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 10:57, Reply)
Lost in Sri Lanka

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:00, Reply)
gimp

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:00, Reply)
Alright, I was wondering where you were, how long you back for?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:33, Reply)
Longest 6 weeks .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:38, Reply)
Yeah London's fucking rubbish mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:49, Reply)
Who do you think was the real genuis behind the music; Chas, or Dave?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 11:38, Reply)
Both musicians who were held in high regard by their peers, and have played on many more famous recordings than most folk realise.
So I'm going with both.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:01, Reply)
Far more responsible for Eminem's breakthrough than Dr Dre was

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:07, Reply)
Chas gets the majority of the credit for that, unfairly.
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 12:22, Reply)
*cricket applause*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:09, Reply)
*lacrosse lol*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 13:13, Reply)
*rowing rofl*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 15:27, Reply)
aw, Rob's celebrating 25 years of b3ta
by posting on bluesky...
(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:15, Reply)
He can go fuck himself then

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:19, Reply)
in the arse as well

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:32, Reply)
Especially the arse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:56, Reply)
Kylie & Jasonzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 9:31, Reply)
I think b3ta is an abstract concept for him now.
He likes milking the nostalgic idea of it, but wouldn't dream of actually touching the place with a bargepole for at least the last half of its existence.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:01, Reply)
Yes, celebrating the institution, not the current reality. Seeing elvis post again made me nostalgic.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:17, Reply)
Yet his decisions, directly and indirectly, created the current reality.
We all share the blame/credit [delete as applicable] but his abdication of leadership created the vacuum that led to the current varieties of shitshow which infest the different boards.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:26, Reply)
Actually moderating all the spackery was clearly too much effort.
I was going to say that letting QOTW die was the death knell of the platform but the last half-dozen questions had barely more than a page of answers each so I think most of the people who actually had stories to tell had left by that point anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 23:12, Reply)
I never even looked at QOTW while this site was a going concern.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 6:09, Reply)
I make that 2p's worth of ham per year, the tight-fisted git.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:44, Reply)
the Rock Steady Crew book I preordered months ago has arrived
So quite frankly rob can eat a dick sandwich for all I care
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:58, Reply)
-ock +eady -rew +ook

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:16, Reply)
Got a date with an asian trans goddess on sunday, any advice?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:02, Reply)
Always walk on the side of the pavement adjacent to the road, there is nothing a lady hates more than to be splashed with muddy water by a handsome carriage

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:07, Reply)
Oh obvs, anything a bit more specific?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:08, Reply)
Good manners cost nothing

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:09, Reply)
Keep b3ta a secret then?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:16, Reply)
that's mornings. good mornings cost nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:12, Reply)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:19, Reply)
Except, perhaps, an ugly one?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:26, Reply)
or an under one

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:09, Reply)
kill yourself, obviously

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:27, Reply)
Again?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:53, Reply)
until you surpass the number of times you've deleted your account

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:08, Reply)
delete your account first, obvs

(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:58, Reply)
Again?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:59, Reply)
yeah, should have scrolled down before replying

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:09, Reply)
Play with the top half

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 23:13, Reply)
Has he nothing else to celebrate?
That's just sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:56, Reply)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 12:31, Reply)
spleesh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 12:32, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 12:49, Reply)
innit though

(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:18, Reply)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:32, Reply)
Prove it

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:49, Reply)
That was my Latin teacher's catchphrase

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:54, Reply)
Cleopatra y/n

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:25, Reply)
Ask the cops in the doughnut shops

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:36, Reply)
She has a great asp on her

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:49, Reply)
I'd bathe her in milk IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:50, Reply)
IBYWYDOB

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:56, Reply)
-y/n +comin’ at ya

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:20, Reply)
Sounds more like a maths teacher thing to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Sep 2026, 19:47, Reply)
You posted at 13.49

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:24, Reply)
That's just what Big B3ta wants you to think

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:47, Reply)
no they didn't

(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:05, Reply)
They did

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:23, Reply)
filthy editing bastard

(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:43, Reply)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 16:51, Reply)
ait

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:26, Reply)
niyn

(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 14:40, Reply)
Sup

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:24, Reply)
*PARP*
Good afternoon - has your trapped wind become a burp or a fart yet?
("TEMU Bou", Tue 15 Sep 2026, 17:35, Reply)
It remains a massive pain in my chest

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 18:41, Reply)
Oh shit
😫
("TEMU Bou", Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:02, Reply)
Candles
Morning all - 17 years today of this parish. Why no candles - am I not paying Rob enough?
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 9:58, Reply)
Maybe it's because you've only posted 2 messages on /talk so far
but the complex algorithm and deep analysis has already determined that you finger old ladies out the back of Mecca Bingo for 11p at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 10:22, Reply)

you've only posted 2 messages on /talk so far
but the complex algorithm and deep analysis has already determined that you finger old ladies out the back of Mecca Bingo for 11p at a time. I'm a Londoner that I love London taaaaahn
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:31, Reply)
Dunno who you are but props for your funny handle.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 10:52, Reply)
Don't objectify other users plz

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:01, Reply)
Objection!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:04, Reply)
Besides, even if I would, you probably wouldn't.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:09, Reply)
I'm just commenting on his post for candles that some people have funny as fork handles.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:17, Reply)
I think we all know what you meant by "handle" .Yeti
nice penis BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:18, Reply)
thanks bbz.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:46, Reply)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:46, Reply)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:06, Reply)
I think the candles show up the day before the counter hits the 1 year mark, for some reason.
sn0tters can advise. tl;dr: try again in 364 days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:10, Reply)
because your candle day was yesterday
edit: what he said^^
(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:48, Reply)
Bou?

("TEMU Bou", Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:04, Reply)
morning cock caressers

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 6:15, Reply)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 7:20, Reply)
Rolls off the tongue
morning
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 8:16, Reply)
morning wanger warbler

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 8:54, Reply)
I saw one of those and reported it to the Ornithologists Society

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 10:06, Reply)
Lol baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 10:06, Reply)
Royal Society for the Protection of Beakers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:08, Reply)
said no-one ever

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 17:26, Reply)
Has anyone got any Veras?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 16:53, Reply)
?
www.latindictionary.io/word/veras
(piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:05, Reply)
What about salmon?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:11, Reply)
what about it?

(piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:34, Reply)
Do you have any?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:41, Reply)
I doubt it

(piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:21, Reply)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:43, Reply)
Alright Mr Cheers

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:12, Reply)
Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:14, Reply)
Verassic Park

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:30, Reply)
Welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:32, Reply)
VER ASS!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:47, Reply)
CAPTAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:45, Reply)
ONCE AGAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 2:38, Reply)
Nowt as Veras folk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:48, Reply)
amy garcia y/n/o

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:49, Reply)
shut up you sad bellend

(piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:51, Reply)
This means so much coming from you.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:57, Reply)
He's got a point though, it's fucking tragic

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:06, Reply)
Maybe he should spend his time painting arses and less time on a moribund comedy flebsite.
He'd be a lot happier.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:10, Reply)
He says you're a sad bellend therefore he should spend his time painting arses, that's not a conclusion that logic would seem to support

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:29, Reply)
Yeah it is.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:35, Reply)
amy wong y/n?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:10, Reply)
You're Wong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:12, Reply)
Spleesh!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:16, Reply)
Oh deffo Y
Jiaoying Summers y/y
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:24, Reply)
ali wong? not that two wongs necessarily make it right

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 23:12, Reply)
Maybe it's supported by sad bellend logic. Just speculating here.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 14 Sep 2026, 21:43, Reply)
I detect some 'i no u r but wat am i' energy here

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:25, Reply)
☹️🔔🔚🪵🧊-e

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 23:17, Reply)
Dunno who that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:05, Reply)
U MONSTER

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:06, Reply)
Naughty, naughty, very naughty

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 20:28, Reply)
Wicked!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 20:29, Reply)
They're +

+very

They're very naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:49, Reply)
Bees r good

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 21:00, Reply)
bombas

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 23:13, Reply)
He's Bebernbeezergood!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:44, Reply)
You can't handle the Veras

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:42, Reply)
so, the devil has opened up heck, a lite version of hell
what kinds of things will you be sent there for?
funny answers only
("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 11:01, Reply)
Fartging in the air seal at the gym
those code-accessed airlock tube things you get into to enter or exit. I like to leave a cloud of guff in there for the next person who uses it.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:06, Reply)
Hahahaha!!!
belly laugh...
you are going to heck on a VIP pass 😆
("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 15:21, Reply)
In a slow lift full of foffs

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:16, Reply)
🤣🤣🤣

("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:32, Reply)
I like farting in supermarket aisles
and then walking quickly along and watching peoples faces as they walk through the cloud
("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 15:31, Reply)
Yeah
it's a bit of a giveaway when you're the only person around though.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:17, Reply)
Hahaha!

("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:30, Reply)
Driving like an old woman in the fast lane

("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:01, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 5:40, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:08, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:51, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:39, Reply)
CHILD PREDATOR TOUR

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:42, Reply)
morning morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:51, Reply)
Hexachordal's got some new gigs lined up?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:06, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:09, Reply)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:35, Reply)
bit rude m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:17, Reply)
Kiss my puckered anůs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 9:32, Reply)
Fucking hell mate, get some help.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8485448
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 9:33, Reply)
what like a cleaner or something?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:18, Reply)
I’ve got one of those already

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:19, Reply)
an au pair then?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:23, Reply)
No kids

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:45, Reply)
of course not, an adult.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:54, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 15:02, Reply)
Monday morning

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:50, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:17, Reply)
fist

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 9:04, Reply)
secund

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:22, Reply)
Evening!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 20:30, Reply)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 20:58, Reply)
de rien

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:00, Reply)
de nada

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:53, Reply)
de lorean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:55, Reply)
de lete this now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 22:31, Reply)
delonghi

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:24, Reply)
You won't regret this

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:39, Reply)
I'll make sure he fucking does

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:35, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:02, Reply)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:10, Reply)
No I wouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:16, Reply)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:28, Reply)
beefy smeggo

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:15, Reply)
Sounds like a cheap noodle dish that students would make for 11p

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:19, Reply)
that's what queef used to eat
only he made his with lark's farts
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:35, Reply)
and clowns

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:37, Reply)
clowns farts?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:52, Reply)
they smell funny, geddit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:55, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 22:33, Reply)
ALL the other tables

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:24, Reply)
TAP TAP TAP

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:25, Reply)
stop looking at me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 5:00, Reply)
Good evening fair vlad

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:32, Reply)
FLIDWANK
But to the tune of GOLDFINGER!
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 22:14, Reply)
Flidwanker
He's the man, the man with the smeggy touch
But he touched too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 23:47, Reply)
For the above example S "all cell phones in the room are turned off", it can be formally written as ∀ x ∈ A : Q ( x )

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 23:12, Reply)
Prune an anemone, motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:30, Reply)
I reckon ∀ probably means 'cell phone', ( x ) is probably 'turned off', I'm not a very proficient swimmer, you're asking a lot

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:41, Reply)
unless it just means chucking prunes at them?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:43, Reply)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:01, Reply)
┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:02, Reply)
ヽ(ຈل͜ຈ)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:08, Reply)
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:09, Reply)
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:11, Reply)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:12, Reply)
┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:10, Reply)
ヽ(ຈل͜ຈ)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:08, Reply)
┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:04, Reply)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:04, Reply)
bumflaps

(piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:22, Reply)
┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:04, Reply)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:05, Reply)
Evening
I'm still sleeping a lot, but I have painful trapped wind, which is currently keeping me awake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 23:48, Reply)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:00, Reply)
alright

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:01, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:02, Reply)
Afternoon
I suppose I should do some laundry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:05, Reply)
me too. maybe later.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:05, Reply)
Urgh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 13:23, Reply)
food poisoning?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 14:33, Reply)
Called it
b3ta.com/talk/8485275
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 14:39, Reply)
^ can't handle his meat

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:51, Reply)
HOO CAN YER HAVE ANY PUDDING
IF YER DUN'T EAT YER MEAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Sep 2026, 20:08, Reply)
smeggy smeggy smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 14:39, Reply)
smeggy cup

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:02, Reply)
Hello

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:07, Reply)
hello budget bou

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:27, Reply)
Budget and smelly

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 17:29, Reply)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:56, Reply)
Mr. Tea

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:28, Reply)
Where's Mr Coffee, eh? Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:20, Reply)
Paul Coffee?
Well I can't see you now, I'm with a patient.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:38, Reply)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:54, Reply)
On a Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:56, Reply)
I do often think of this sketch when I ring a patient for their telephone consultation and they tell me they're in reception and I don't tell them to come upstairs to my room and discuss it in person.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:01, Reply)
Can you go through reception next time, I'm not the secretary.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 15:00, Reply)
piss

(piss and shit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:29, Reply)
Moning
Good sleeps.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:31, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:33, Reply)
Cheers, Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:34, Reply)
ow do

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:38, Reply)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:44, Reply)
wizard

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 9:29, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:00, Reply)
mofaha

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:16, Reply)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 23:27, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 0:37, Reply)
ARE WE REALLY DOING THAT AGAIN?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 6:15, Reply)
THANKS

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:10, Reply)
Tilda Swinton is terrifying
if I saw her I would CHEESE IT  ᕕ( ಠ‿ಠ)ᕗ┌(ﾟдﾟ)┘  ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
                                                               ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 1:17, Reply)

check it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 3:02, Reply)
she's such a versatile actor

(piss and shit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:51, Reply)
I'm humming

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 6:36, Reply)
Currently I am only showering once a week
Longest I've been without a shower was two weeks - was very depressed
Also didn't shower much during a trip to Mozambique in the 1990's because we had no accommodation and were sleeping in the car
By day 7 I really stink
How long have you been without a shower?
("TEMU Bou", Sat 12 Sep 2026, 21:00, Reply)
Sammi?

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 6:37, Reply)
Oh my goodness I said this out loud

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:18, Reply)
Chase Hughes says we have to become comfortable with social injury
Hence my experiment
But I'm very uncomfortable right now
("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:45, Reply)

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