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Morning everyone, I'm going to London to do things with fans. What are all your exciting plans? I haven't had any sleep.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 4:00, Reply)
^ is this online internet harrassment?

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 6:41, Reply)
Not one of P. J. Harvey's better albums, that.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 7:31, Reply)
I bet you wish that /talk was 'rid of me'!!!!

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 7:44, Reply)
only fans?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 7:42, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 7:55, Reply)
Nice
www.thefanmuseum.org.uk
(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 7:58, Reply)
I've had a black japanese fan for many years now
people get envious looks when I take it out and wave it about
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 8:14, Reply)
*BRB KLAXON*

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 8:41, Reply)
Toil, m8
Toil
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 8:12, Reply)

f n

morning
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 8:21, Reply)

f a tramps' gl
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 8:48, Reply)
Working myself into an early grave

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 8:53, Reply)
huzzah!


hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 8:54, Reply)
Don’t worry I’m doing that as well

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 8:56, Reply)
I've a few days off from today, was going to go fishing but all the rain coming is putting me off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 9:01, Reply)
Fewer creepy thread
Hi there, did you have a nice weekend? Mine was a lot of fun. Hoping for the sun to come back though - my poor kid is going camping with her school on Thursday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:34, Reply)
it was OK ta

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:36, Reply)
yeah I spent most of deciding it which female television presenters, musicians and other public figures I 'would'
then I had a great big wank
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:43, Reply)
Hi Hankster

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:45, Reply)
who were in yr top 5 then

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 14:05, Reply)
Man, that was a long wank

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 18:48, Reply)
all the best ones are

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/board/9288921
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 20:48, Reply)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 22:19, Reply)
So many comments

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 1:20, Reply)
felt a bit crap for most of Saturday after my second jab on Friday, so I fucked it off
had a Zoom with my dad for Father's Day yesterday

that's about it really
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 14:07, Reply)
I got so pissed on Saturday that I was asleep by 8:30
Basically the same story as yours, I'm sure you agree
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:34, Reply)
I got pissed on Saturday as well, so yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:42, Reply)
Had a lovely weekend thanks
I went here

Amazing house.
(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 14:51, Reply)
looks gay

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 14:54, Reply)
Queen Elizabeth I stayed there.

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:00, Reply)
I rest my case.

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:02, Reply)
Looks alright that

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:36, Reply)
Dropped some more stuff off in SafeStore
while the build is underway. Recorded some bass parts for a mate (strike g ass farts), have absolutely lost my fucking rag with Garage band.

Had a good laugh with next door's neighbour's builder showing him where there's a hook in their kitchen ceiling for the previous occupants' sex sling. He told me that there had been a weed farm up in the loft and there was a bypass on the electric meter. LOL!

Downloaded Presonus Studio One the free version, see how I get on with an actual proper DAW. Had the neighbours over for drinks and food yesterday - they're living away at the moment because of the renovations - they were well pissed off that there was an electric bypass going to the loft but not the rest of the house so they'd been needlessly paying for power for the last few years. I said they were lucky not to have the law around and that the guy the bought the house from really was more of a jack-the-lad than even we thought.
(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:26, Reply)
when my brother was a squatter they always bypassed the meters

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:45, Reply)
You do, I'd say 99.9% of the time they dont take the trouble to just by pass a loft / grow room . It wouldn't be too difficult if the left is on it's own circuit, but I'm calling bullshit , soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:04, Reply)
What, you mean the builder may not be being truthful
about his reason for not being onsite for a week? I can't accept that.

Though, it would have meant collusion between the builder AND the sparky. There was definitely a weed farm in the loft - saw it with me own orbits before they ripped it out.
(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:07, Reply)
not to counter your BS detection skills mate, but surely bypassing the entire house, a house I'm assuming wasn't being squatted or was otherwise dodgy apart from the weed farm in the loft, that bypassing the whole meter so no bills etc
would draw attention to the house, no?

You're the expert, I'm happy enough to be wrong here.
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:08, Reply)
He's got a point

(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:21, Reply)
A joint more like!!!
Because weed.
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:52, Reply)
^Comedy tin

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:52, Reply)
Did you hear that a pigeon got arrested and thrown in jail
For smoking a 'dovetail joint'!!!!!!
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:56, Reply)
Now he's doing bird

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:07, Reply)
on D wing

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:12, Reply)
The no bills and thermal cameras normally is the undoing of weed farms. But that takes fucking years . The leccy companies are notoriously shit at billing, sending reminders, arranging court and getting bailiffs, can normally pay fuck all for 2 years eas

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:27, Reply)
fair enough

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:43, Reply)
so...if you had a massive leccy bill but paid it off regularly,
that wouldn't necessarily be suspicious? Or would it?
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:07, Reply)
Leccy companies are not plod, or aligned to them . What you use it for is up to you. They do not report

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:14, Reply)
is it not the case that the law can request usage reports from the providers for use to justify raids?
I'm sure I heard something like that, people talk bollocks though of course, and no-one more so than my old pal Yeti
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:23, Reply)
Yeah, but you are years down the line. Quicker ways to raid somewhere. The energy provider do not give two fucks .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:30, Reply)
I think unusually high bills are as much of a flag as nonexistent ones
If you use LED grow lights the potential for this is greatly reduced I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:19, Reply)
Well halogen will be banned from sale September. Fluorescent 2023, although I expect next year. Sodium and halides will get banned , but they are industrial so might take a while. You'll only have led by 2025 I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:25, Reply)
are we LED it off the road

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:29, Reply)
All the street lamps here are led now I miss the glow of sodium

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:34, Reply)
Bloody weird light they put out

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:38, Reply)
No warmth to them

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:48, Reply)
Might stockpile halogens to resell in a few years
I mean I made my first million selling incandescents at ridiculously inflated prices to nostalgics who like to cook their dinner by holding it near the ceiling for a few minutes, hooray for good old fashioned inefficiency
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:37, Reply)
I've told a few big companies to stock up now, or else I'm mugging you. When fluorescent goes it will be boom time for sparks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:51, Reply)

reso ae
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 22:58, Reply)
Yeah, it was alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:27, Reply)
BULLSHIT

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:27, Reply)
IT WAS FUCKEN FINE, ALRIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:45, Reply)
STOP IT WITH THE ONLINE INTERNET LIES, NOBODY'S CONVINCED

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:48, Reply)
gud 1 lol
Lidl have got tomahawk steaks at the moment, I grabbed a massive one and bunged it in the freezer for next Sunday, good toimes
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:43, Reply)
Ah nice one
Might take up a trip up there myself
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:45, Reply)
they're individually priced, mine was £20 I really shouldn't have spent but eff it yo
Eff it to heck
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:54, Reply)
wtf

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:53, Reply)
I wasn't expecting this

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:13, Reply)
yeah you think you know someone eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:13, Reply)
A horrible goose

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:14, Reply)
not bad, not bad
relaxed, watched a lot of films, had a nice meal out at the chinese yesterday for father's day. legs are behaving better due to the cooler temperature
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey won't be online much until the 23rd, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:22, Reply)
good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:49, Reply)
Wife and I have this whole week off, might chin a chimp

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:12, Reply)
Chimp chin away, chimp chin away

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Wβš“, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:56, Reply)
I’ll chib the cunt, I mean it.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 1:05, Reply)
super duper linkypoos for queef of the richard's
www.theguardian.com/culture/2021/jun/21/betty-boo-how-we-made-doin-the-do-slang-cunnilingus
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 12:06, Reply)
She's fucking great
Her finest work:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhNcVVEjKRU
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 12:53, Reply)
I reckon she'll still be fit now

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 12:54, Reply)
Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:27, Reply)
jadeviper probably would've, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:33, Reply)
who dat

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:42, Reply)
Remember when she got her fanny out on telly and was racist, then died of cancer

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:45, Reply)
Uh, no, no and no?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:47, Reply)
Though I do remember when she send an unsolicited nude pic to The Mighty Badger, which got him into a spot of trouble with his wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:52, Reply)
we've all sent unsolicited nude pics to TMB, his wife must be used to it now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 14:01, Reply)
I sent him a pic of his wife

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:07, Reply)
Also, remember there is a difference between poor taste and being hateful. Please don't use b3ta as an outlet for racism, or your posts will be deleted and your account banned.
#brb
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:34, Reply)
"You're gay" jokes are still funny though, right?

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:43, Reply)
my gay what now?

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 14:06, Reply)
Arrested and thrown in jail kind of funny, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:09, Reply)
morning

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 7:21, Reply)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:24, Reply)
john bercow is a fucking small-man-syndrome midget cunt, his wife's an embarrassing prick and the pair of them can get fucked
only a colossal wankstain would start a thread on here dedicated to that weird little bullying tosser, why would anyone do that.

I am just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:34, Reply)
^ upset, online

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:39, Reply)
just had an order from a Kenny Parker
I don't think it's KRS1's brother though, unless he's moved to Glasgow which seems unlikely at best
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:37, Reply)
I always think Keith Murray sounds like he drives a bus for a living.

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:48, Reply)
Ordeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:39, Reply)
cod and chips twice please love

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:42, Reply)
codpiece lol

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:15, Reply)
only someone with an unhealthy obsession for bullying of all kinds would do such a thing

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:51, Reply)
the sort of person who hates women and repeatedly, unironically calls for the killing of intolerant people
that sort of person
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:54, Reply)
intolerant people should be gassed

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:58, Reply)
*Austin Powers joke*

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:05, Reply)
Well I think he's alright.
*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:18, Reply)
lovely fellow
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43963788
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:24, Reply)
I'm sure he can be a bit of a twat, but it was fun watching him shout down all the idiot red-faced gammons in the HoC.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 12:30, Reply)
true enough

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 12:47, Reply)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:25, Reply)
k

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:39, Reply)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:32, Reply)
gfy

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:39, Reply)
i don't really know what is going on

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:56, Reply)
marvin gaye's verbose first draft

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:02, Reply)
i see that BRB still has me on lolignore,
it makes more sense now
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:04, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:06, Reply)
mavis gaye from corrie

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:57, Reply)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:09, Reply)
We went to the cinema last night
the film was very silly still it was nice to get out but fucking hell, the behaviour of the audience was atrocious. The noise and disruption, talking, phone-torches to see what they were doing, I'm not sure I can be bothered going to the movies again.
(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:59, Reply)
the cinema has always been shit,
I will never understand how people think that something that is best enjoyed with full relaxed quiet concentration is going to be improved by trying to do it in a room full of other people. Other people ruin literally eveything.

just save the ticket money over a year or so, get a massive TV and decent surround sound gear and never leave the house again
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:03, Reply)
Being fair
I do enjoy stupid action movies with HOOJ soundtracks and 'splosions. Atomic Blonde was well worth seeing on the big screen, but not enough to put up with the general public.
(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:12, Reply)
just be rich enough to have an actual cinema at home
easy
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:16, Reply)
why would I want something as nouveau riche as a "home cinema"
urgh
(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:44, Reply)
you can buy a big screen and a big soundsytem
unless you live in some horrid flat or terraced house where the noise would upset the neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:16, Reply)
I live in London
we do things differently here.
(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:31, Reply)
project your film onto the Houses of Parliament and watch it from your window
like a proper Londoner
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:33, Reply)
gail porter's arse

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:36, Reply)

b3ta.com/board/10131998
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:59, Reply)
What a horrible bullying cunt, I'm glad he died

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:59, Reply)
I wonder if Vorderman's arse would fit on the Palace of Westminster

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:07, Reply)
It'd need a whole new House to it is self

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:41, Reply)
but what a magnificent house it would be!

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:43, Reply)
Alright, Alan Partridge.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:55, Reply)
^ proper grasp of Latin

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:00, Reply)
^ pierced his foot on a spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:01, Reply)
don't shine that torch in my face mate

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:16, Reply)
Happy freedom day, covid has gone now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:12, Reply)
yessss

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:21, Reply)
Brilliant Boris

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:42, Reply)
CUTE FLUFFY KITTENS

(I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 21:08, Reply)
WANK

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 23:18, Reply)
In your van you say? Well let’s go see them!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 23:58, Reply)
DISGUSTING

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:26, Reply)
/talk's John Bercow Appreciation Thread
This thread is for appreciative discussion about John Bercow. If you just want to say 'alright' it will be interpreted as support for John Bercow. If you just want to say fuck off, it will be interpreted as support for John Bercow.

Hurrah for John Bercow, the best Speaker we ever had!
(I helped save b3ta! brb promises to pay the bearer on demand the sum of, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 14:11, Reply)
I dont truly know how to respond.



Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 14:23, Reply)
Thank you for your support of John Bercow in this, /talk's John Bercow Appreciation Thread.

(I helped save b3ta! brb promises to pay the bearer on demand the sum of, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 18:32, Reply)
AWWWW DAHHHHH

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 14:43, Reply)
he was well eloquent

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 14:54, Reply)
Welloquent

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 15:35, Reply)
Clearly he hates this country
loudly distancing himself from the party and the PM that we the people chose to lead, and going off to join sir kier hindsight
(dribble, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 15:14, Reply)
^chuntering from a sedentary position

(I helped save b3ta! brb promises to pay the bearer on demand the sum of, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 17:49, Reply)
Jacob Ree-Cum-Bent

(dribble, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 19:37, Reply)
Mr Peter Bowne!
twitter.com/rhodri/status/1111254719777914881
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝΙ₯Κ‡ sΚ‡I ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ǝʇɐΙ₯ l, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 15:30, Reply)
^Bercow Bumboy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Wβš“, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 16:15, Reply)
Hello hooray, what a nice day, for the +s

(dribble, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 19:14, Reply)
He always seemed just a bit too pleased with himself for my taste.
Still, blatant attempt to secure a place in the Lords from Surkeir seeing as how Boris wouldn't give him one, well played.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 16:43, Reply)
he should have smacked more people around the head

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey won't be online much until the 23rd, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 17:18, Reply)
We all should have done...

(I helped save b3ta! brb promises to pay the bearer on demand the sum of, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 17:51, Reply)

youtu.be/UHHV1489fNM
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 20 Jun 2021, 22:35, Reply)
he's a cunt
you're a cunt

fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:06, Reply)
Morning thread
I've been away for a week, off the grid in a holiday cottage. What have I missed from the interwebs?

Also, it's fathers day. Anyone doing anyhting for it?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 8:53, Reply)
alright

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 9:06, Reply)
Going down the shore later to see killerkitti and her partner, lunch by the bay, MODERATE DRUGS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 12:37, Reply)
I remember when she was in her early teens, presumably she's in her 50s by now.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 16:40, Reply)
28!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 20:20, Reply)
28 factorial is pretty bloody old.
/mathlols
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 23:11, Reply)
Age is an imaginary number

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 0:00, Reply)
I've also been "cottaging", so to speak.
In Cornwall. It was lovely. No kid burnt my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 12:49, Reply)
just had an epic lunch, might watch John Wick 2

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 14:21, Reply)

youtu.be/e5MAg_yWsq8
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 19 Jun 2021, 21:44, Reply)
Deafening roar of autism thread

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 16:39, Reply)
alright

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 16:44, Reply)
zose pesky Germans zey scored

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 17:05, Reply)
On second thoughts I may have posted too soon

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 17:06, Reply)
I guess that finding arrogant, abrasive guitarists unpleasant, no matter how talented they are, counts as autism

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 17:16, Reply)
It really IS a spectrum

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 17:17, Reply)
yeah yeah OK
it's just that whenever anyone mentions music around here, the conversation becomes: I like so-and-so's music and if you don't like so-and-so's music, you're the giantest stupidest stupid-head in the history of stupid.

then: no u!

then: NO UUUU!!!!!!

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 18:46, Reply)
Wouldn't it be better if everyone liked exactly the same things

(dribble, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:04, Reply)
NO U

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:09, Reply)
Woldn't

(dribble, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:17, Reply)
stop misunderstanding me on purpose

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:24, Reply)
I like eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:29, Reply)
got SCALPING on the go here, kind of a Young Gods vibe.
Dribble might like, TAH might like, Queef won't like because it's not Godflesh enough.
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:47, Reply)
yeah, that's not bad at all
IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:56, Reply)
dunno how recent they are but they have that mid 90s industrial sound
Bit like Young Gods but the guitars sound live.

Giving The Fragile another go, I'm a massive Downward Spiral fan and I've never really seen eye to eye with its follow up. A mate swears it's better though and I trust his chops on this stuff.
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:00, Reply)
deffo, that industrial bass is gr8

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:31, Reply)
my favourite ever house track is Hold on to Your Love by Joeski & Onionz, make of that what you will.

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:35, Reply)
Alright that, cheer's.
First one I listened to was vaguely Interlock minus the vocals. But another was just straight techno.
(dribble, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:25, Reply)
you say straight techno like it's a bad thing

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:27, Reply)
Not at all, I'll listen to that too

(dribble, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:55, Reply)
CUNT

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 21:11, Reply)
I saw him at InFest '97

(dribble, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 21:19, Reply)
Custified Uncients of Nu Tu

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 3:58, Reply)
more of a gay techno fan personally

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 8:05, Reply)
I didn't say I disliked anyone's music
I don't like Yngwie Malmsteen as a person
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:13, Reply)
that said, his music is also really shit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 8:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8304819
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 8:27, Reply)
*belm*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:29, Reply)
#infest

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:54, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 8:51, Reply)
morning

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 9:00, Reply)
true

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 10:49, Reply)
Might buy everything Dave Grohl ever recorded and then tell everyone how brilliant he is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 11:11, Reply)
I remember b3ta user 'riverghost' telling me that Dave Grohl was his cousin.
I'm sure it's true, he would have no reason to tell lies on the internet.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 11:43, Reply)
You’re just pretending not to be impressed that riverghost could make up any cool cousin he wanted.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:13, Reply)
DO IT

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 11:45, Reply)
he definitely seems to be an alright guy
for any given definition of a right given him being a famous
I wouldn't voluntarily listen to his music though
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 11:48, Reply)
ya'll just jelly cos he got money n bitches, yo

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 11:49, Reply)
Foo Fighters had to abandon releasing a greatest hits album when Dave couldn't stop writing the title

(dribble, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 13:37, Reply)
Might qotw this

(dribble, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 13:37, Reply)
they only have two songs, they just release them over and over and over and over

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 14:44, Reply)
Reekend glans?

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:30, Reply)
17 mile trail run followed by pub later
What about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:39, Reply)
dunno m8 lol
might watch the association football later, naff all else to do eh
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:44, Reply)
Totally fucking fed up today
Might bonk a bullfinch
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:53, Reply)
DO IT

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:55, Reply)
ps once again I have had my prejudices regarding the former Nirvana and Queens of the Stone Age drummer confirmed
his next project will be Bee Gees covers, sung in falsetto, under the name the Dee Gees.

He needs gassing.
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:56, Reply)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 15:10, Reply)
come on mate, everybody hates him, no?

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 15:12, Reply)

BANNED POSTER DOZER THAT IS!!!!!!
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 15:13, Reply)
Dave Grohl?
I was under the impression he is almost universally liked. I don't know, I've never met the man, nor have I seen enough interviews with him to form a proper opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:05, Reply)
take my expert word for it, he's an utter prick

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:16, Reply)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:51, Reply)
He's famously nice as pie
Comes across really well in the Lemmy film which is my only exposure to the chap, seems to be a really enthusiastic guy who's a fan getting to live the dream and seems super grateful for it. I wouldn't buy a record off him though, unless it was by someone else lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:47, Reply)
his records are fucking drivel

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:52, Reply)
he seems to release an album every five minutes, which is nigh on impossible to do with consistent quality
The only exception to that rule are Aussie psychedelic merchants King Gizzard who are unbelievably prolific and almost always outstanding, despite their silly name. Incredible musicians, really impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:55, Reply)
yeah I've heard good things about King Gizzard but the silly name puts me off
Which seeing as I'm quite keen on Scottish hip hop experts 'Jazz Spastiks' is a bizarre stance to take, but there you go, it is what it is.
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:57, Reply)
They've done albums in totally different styles from acoustic-y folk stuff to near-on death metal, you most likely won't like it all
Nonagon Infinity is their best one. They got into customising their guitars, adding frets to create middle eastern scales and so on, and fucking complex time signatures - from a technical perspective alone they are really fucking impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:01, Reply)
sounds a bit 'sonic youth'

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:03, Reply)
Fuck no, we're not talking about semi-competent 'art noise' with waki tunings here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:05, Reply)
lol semi

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:11, Reply)
check it out, fucking awesome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rXwufFoJYw
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:15, Reply)
there aren't many things that make me so keen to drop acid

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:31, Reply)
-acid +through a trapdoor with a rope around my neck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:01, Reply)
have you never heard of 'The Smiths'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:04, Reply)
Please please please

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:57, Reply)
that was James Brown m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 8:49, Reply)
ps I like a bit of 'heavy rock' actually SO THERE

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:04, Reply)

r c
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:06, Reply)
Been a pleasure working with you on this one Queef

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:59, Reply)
what a team

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 8:49, Reply)
-v +d

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:59, Reply)
Yeah, in what little I have seen of him, he seems pretty down to earth at least
You know these rock and rollers!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:52, Reply)
You know what? I fucking do, as it goes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:58, Reply)
Tell Yngwie Malmsteen he's a bellend
And ask him if he wants a doughnut. He'll know what it means
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:02, Reply)
k, just did that -
1) he says you're fucking well out of order for bringing that up and
2) according to him it is actually *you* who's the bellend

All I know is you can't both be right
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:07, Reply)
Oh know. This has backfired BADLY

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:26, Reply)
you can't diss the Malmster

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:12, Reply)
I fucking can

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:27, Reply)
I, too, fucking can

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:30, Reply)
solidarity with the 'can' camp here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:06, Reply)
alright 'Bad Manners'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:11, Reply)
this entire thread (except for my contribution, of course) is a deafening roar of autism

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 19:14, Reply)
that's exactly what I'd expect a crippling internet autism to say

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 19:50, Reply)
= roartism

(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:34, Reply)
got to go into town tomorrow
to buy my dad a present and find out how much the tattoo i want will cost.
sunday i'll be going to give my dad his present
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey won't be online much until the 23rd, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 15:48, Reply)
Yes, I've been wearing rubber pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Wβš“, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 15:53, Reply)
cor!

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 15:55, Reply)
that sounds terribly uncomfortable

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey won't be online much until the 23rd, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:03, Reply)
Nothing special tbh
Spaghetti Aglio e Olio e Salsiccia tonight, not sure what to do 2moz, kid over on Sunday for slow roast leg of lamb.

At some point I fully expect to penetrate a puffin
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:52, Reply)
I'm having a ruby tonight
The downside being, I have to have it with my in-laws
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:01, Reply)
haha, I call mine 'the outlaws' because - and you probably don't know this - I'm funny as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:08, Reply)
Super spreading

(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:32, Reply)
Groove Armadzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:41, Reply)
afternoon knoblet's, Queef Richard's here with a beautifully-proportioned afternoon thread
Conveniently situated in a highly sought after area of b3ta, with great transport links to /FAQ and /calendar. Perfect for the young family or first-time autist. The Magic Donkey has already had a LOT of interest, so asking price* posts or above are recommended.


*50p
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:05, Reply)
we've just had a massive shoe rack delivered which I've already fucked up by removing all parts from their bags
I didn't notice that each polythene bag was actually numbered and now we've no idea what goes where as they all look the fucking same*. I'm now in the shit with my wife and have been banished to the loft. Sadly this is the closest I'm going to get to racking shoe this weekend due to advanced penury.

lol penury

*brb alert
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:08, Reply)
have you consiered being less of a wanker?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:09, Reply)
briefly, but I decided in the end that it just wasn't 'me', yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:12, Reply)
Basically I am *such* a smeg-head that a half-blind cancer patient is preferable to me for manual domestic tasks

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:17, Reply)
i'm not sure any of us are particularly surprised

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:36, Reply)
lol, ham

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:09, Reply)
ham lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:09, Reply)
top kek

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 13:47, Reply)
It's all kicking off
Covid kicking off. Who would have guessed that the end of exams and them all getting together to party and luck eachothers faces could cause a spike in covid cases in a small community of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:31, Reply)
whoops
biggest age ranges for covid are now 5-16 and 16-24 I read

my sister-in-law's kids (13 and 16) in NYC both had their first jabs a few weeks ago, reckon they might roll out vaxes to kids here soon
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:35, Reply)
The apprentice is getting his next week,
So they're getting there for the young ones
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:51, Reply)
much too late for Rik Mayall

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:04, Reply)
bit rude MATE

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8304343
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:48, Reply)
^ is this online internet harrassment?

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:52, Reply)
Face luckers

(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:58, Reply)
Ah, I see

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:02, Reply)
^kiwi

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:03, Reply)
Fluckers, maybe yours will catch on

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:07, Reply)
I'll make it more than just a physical dream I wanna face you lucker baby coz you make me wanna scream

(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:09, Reply)
Am actually in the actual real office
got sopping, soaking wet on the way in.
(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:59, Reply)
It has gone a touch biblical

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:02, Reply)
I AM INVINCIBLE

(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:05, Reply)
alright INVINCIBLE, nice to meet you lol

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:07, Reply)

VINCIBLE CONTINENT
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:09, Reply)
Lol
No you isnt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:11, Reply)
Wonder if superman has bullet proof eyeballs

(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:15, Reply)
he isn't real though.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:26, Reply)
That's a no then

(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:35, Reply)
the fictionality of Superman y/n

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:46, Reply)
The next one will be a one legged black lesbian if the BBC have their way

(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:56, Reply)
you've definitely always struck me as a BBC fan

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:59, Reply)

NC S

Who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:50, Reply)
cheers

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 10:00, Reply)
C
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 10:22, Reply)
BPD Posse

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 10:31, Reply)
I'm talking nose sense

(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 10:49, Reply)
I'm feeling more suggestible already

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:00, Reply)
"Richard Blackwood", remember him
his Wikipedia page is something special
(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:12, Reply)

Blackwood McBeef
Wikipedia page helm
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:15, Reply)
I just put in a solid hour of high intensity cycling so it's reeking even more than usual
thought you might like to know
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:22, Reply)
ok

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:24, Reply)
not talking to you, spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:25, Reply)
ok

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:31, Reply)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:33, Reply)
Good to know
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:28, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:29, Reply)
u no wot
I don't reckon it's possible to kill someone with a pillow.

I reckon it's BULLSHIT.
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:03, Reply)
morning

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 7:02, Reply)
'kin wazzing it old testament style here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:33, Reply)
Yep , I'm soaked already , calling it a day

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:35, Reply)
like this on and off all weekend I fear
doing anything with the kids Sunday? I am legally obliged to spend fathers day with mine - which means 2 x 2hr round trips in a day because she's been mollycoddled so much she can't get from the isle of dogs to east ham and back on her own, and she's 13 mid july. pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:39, Reply)
I doubt it. Nothing planned. Whys it take so long from east ham in?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:53, Reply)
it's an awkward journey
either:
isle of dogs to poplar on the bus, then another bus to east ham and a walk or
isle of dogs to canary wharf then 2 tubes and a walk or
isle of dogs to mile end, tube to east ham and a walk

pain in the arse. I booked a restaurant in canary wharf then it occurred to me that I pick her up at 10:30 and drop her back @ 5:30, so hanging around there all day will be annoying and expensive, better to bring her home and loaf around here and I'll cook
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:02, Reply)
Learn do drive you lazy sod

(I helped save b3ta! garold the original, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 10:57, Reply)
alright

(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:47, Reply)
not really
a combination of brexit and ebay being cunts has ruined my afternoon
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 17:49, Reply)
ebay are total cunts
as are amazon.

Selfridges are even worse (if you're a retailer): 'oh some delusional prick piped up with a spurious and frankly laughable complaint about your goods so we gave them a Β£25 gift voucher to shut them up, rather than telling them to get fucked. You now owe us Β£25. Plus admin.'

Bunchacunts
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 18:11, Reply)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 18:14, Reply)
. Never forget, hold a grudge, let it eat you inside recoup that 25 quid
Then move on , hth
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 20:30, Reply)
I heard they don't even sell fridges.
The fucking twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea nerd twat, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 21:12, Reply)
Get your money back by making laughable complaints about someone else's products

(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 0:21, Reply)
I was going to say a thing here about American return policies, but it’s not like total no-questions returns are free; it’s built into the price of everything
It also encourages a different approach to shopping. It’s very common for Americans to buy three different versions of something with the full intention of returning two of them. It’s regarded as a completely reasonable way to check things out properly at home. But like I said, there’s a retail cost, and there’s a hidden environmental cost due to transport, particularly when you get to the scale of Amazon, which handles tens of millions of returns a day.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 5:20, Reply)
I think we should just go back to bartering
with whatever you managed to loot from your neighbour's hut after you brained him with a club.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 6:58, Reply)
I Barter With You, You Dirty Old Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:04, Reply)

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