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afternoon deer killers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:15, Reply)
just off to rescue Christopher Walken from vietnam
brb
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:16, Reply)
-rescue Christopher Walken from vietnam +go crying to the mods like a little bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:25, Reply)
i rather like this

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 14:59, Reply)
there's a rat in your sentence what am i gunna do

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 17:25, Reply)
her

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 17:57, Reply)
We gonna rock down to electric avenue

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 18:38, Reply)
+ klaxon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:46, Reply)
Ciao!
I just became Italian!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:17, Reply)
🤌

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:23, Reply)
Currently savouring some nommy arancini
And a couple of pints of weisbier in the shade just off Shaftesbury Avenue.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:57, Reply)
-nommy arancini
-And a couple of pints of weisbier in the shade just off -esbury Avenue
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:01, Reply)
Rude

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:17, Reply)
I'll tell you the truth garold, i don't even actually know what arancini is. I do know a strikey-g when i see one though.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:25, Reply)
It's a tiny little sweater

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:47, Reply)
It sounds uncomfortable and Italian

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 15:02, Reply)
Like Cicciolina

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 15:07, Reply)
Alright, Pop Will Eat Itself.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 15:59, Reply)
Like Aldo Ciccolini better tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 18:01, Reply)
Alright, Abba

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 18:40, Reply)
👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:56, Reply)
Alright, Bou.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:46, Reply)
By pasta consumption?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:48, Reply)
🎚️

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 15:03, Reply)
CONGRATULATIONEZ

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 15:17, Reply)
That's actually the infinite of the verb meaning "to congratulation", but in French, not Italian.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 16:00, Reply)
feurque moi vie

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 16:43, Reply)
I'm actually very cheap.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:23, Reply)
🐣

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:26, Reply)
🍆💋💦$5?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 17:38, Reply)
You know what they say - buy cheap, get AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 18:43, Reply)
alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:51, Reply)
I’ve had a nice week off so really can’t be arsed with work

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:02, Reply)
would be arsed if you hadnt had a week off?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:47, Reply)
Yeah, mostly

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 14:34, Reply)
LIES

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 17:56, Reply)

ee an
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 17:39, Reply)

I’ve had a nice Wank on, +
so really can’t be arsed with work Don't forget to breathe, very important.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 18:46, Reply)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:43, Reply)
Alright will

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:46, Reply)
yeah.
you?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:49, Reply)
Hi Will

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 14:12, Reply)
Hi!

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 14:25, Reply)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 14:35, Reply)
loved their first album

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 16:45, Reply)
hit a deer with my car on my way to work :(
morning
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 6:46, Reply)
Doe!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 6:49, Reply)
not sure
it did have antlers, but fucked off pretty sharpish
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:06, Reply)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 6:55, Reply)
yeah
front bumper and drivers side wing are pretty fucked
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:07, Reply)
and I bet the deer had no insurance either

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:59, Reply)
what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no insurance?

(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:46, Reply)
A scouse war veteran?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:56, Reply)
Gary
-Gary +Bob
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:58, Reply)
That was me m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:17, Reply)
well it was very foolish of you
and I hope you've learned your lesson
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:25, Reply)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:17, Reply)
Antlers in the engine?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:24, Reply)
....shakin' all over!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:26, Reply)
yours is better

(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:27, Reply)
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold

(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:27, Reply)
Antlers in the manifold

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:10, Reply)
it's serious

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:41, Reply)
🐢🔌

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:04, Reply)
Turtle power!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:12, Reply)
That's lunch sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:49, Reply)
50p venison

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:59, Reply)
That's cheap, it's usually dear ("deer").

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 9:27, Reply)
I’m sorry you’ve written a joke

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 10:58, Reply)

Oh no
This is the worst feeling
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:18, Reply)

If it helps any, another forum I belong to someone posted this earlier "took another one of the metal fireboxes out this morning lads, couple of minor injuries but fuck them metal bastards, it was worth it"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:20, Reply)

that's right it was d3ta/bark
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:21, Reply)
I don't know what any of that means
edit: oh wait, yeah I think I do
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:30, Reply)
arseboon deerlbaroo

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:35, Reply)
It's just as well the collision didn't involve a baboon, when you think about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 9:52, Reply)
it would have been even better
if it hadn't involved a deer
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 10:22, Reply)

Been thinking about this. I guess as usual I'm trying to conjure or imagine perhaps a universe in which we can all pull focus back until we see the harms we do, and the harms done to us, so many of which we never mean, so many of which are never meant, are resolvable, and perhaps even not so big, in the bigger picture; a universe that eventually, ultimately, balances itself out, that doesn't hurt so much - or if it does hurt, also feels good, sometimes, I think that's what it meant really
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 10:29, Reply)

as usual I'm trying to conjure or imagine perhaps a universe in which we can all pull focus back until we see the harms we do, and the harms done to us, so many of which we never mean, so many of which are never meant, are resolvable, and perhaps even not so big, in the bigger picture; a universe that eventually, ultimately, balances itself out, that doesn't hurt so much - or if it does hurt, also feels good, sometimes, I think that's what it meant really
Everybody hurts sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:23, Reply)
pffffff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8275409
(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:45, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:56, Reply)
xxxx

(piss and shit, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:59, Reply)

fyi I absolutely knew you'd do this
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 16:44, Reply)
It can't have felt very nice for the deer

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7619713#post7619752
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:18, Reply)
The Deer Cunter

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:26, Reply)
Anyone knobbed any good camels lately?
Alt.: evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 Jul 2026, 19:52, Reply)
WHAT

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 20:08, Reply)
MAMMALS

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 20:18, Reply)
WHATHOG

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 21:30, Reply)
WHATER BUFFALO

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 21:32, Reply)
WHATSON'S CLIMBING RAT (TYLOMYS WHATSONI)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 21:36, Reply)
WHATLLABY

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:53, Reply)
WHORCA

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:54, Reply)
WHOTTER

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:55, Reply)
WHATER WHOTTER

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:56, Reply)
WHATER'S GONNA WHAT

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:57, Reply)
WHATWOLF

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:56, Reply)
👂🏼🤚❓🐺

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 0:04, Reply)
WHATCELOT

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 0:35, Reply)
not good ones, no

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 20:18, Reply)
But were they good at being bad, though?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 Jul 2026, 20:31, Reply)
naughty!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:17, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8479201
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 20:30, Reply)
I tried to, but it got the hump
The HUMP hahahahaha
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 5 Jul 2026, 20:52, Reply)
Tits

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:55, Reply)
Whatson's climbing rat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:57, Reply)
Sherlock's descending mouse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:58, Reply)
Strap them together and you've got perpetual motion

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:59, Reply)
Send me ten dollars immediately

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 0:09, Reply)
Only if it's a special offer
Do you have a sale planned? Can i get a code? I hope it's not rude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 1:13, Reply)
I should add that I offer a competing service at reasonable prices

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 1:27, Reply)
I just came up with this, it's not AI, here's the plan, i want you all to send me ten dollars.
ok it's 20 dollars now, seriously get in early or it gets expensive really quickly
Haha 30 big ones suckers you owe me Sale now on!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 21:06, Reply)
TITSWEAT
not really, flangehonk
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 16:59, Reply)
GOOSEQUEST

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 17:10, Reply)
BELLREEK

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 17:15, Reply)
What is it you can't face?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOw_-5glqg
.
I ended up here somehow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 17:25, Reply)
That film of them and the Brian Jonestown Massacre is well lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 17:41, Reply)
I know zero about any of this, I heard Bohemian via that daily random Spotify playlist I used to use
before Spotify became AI-dominated
Is it worth a watch given I don't know about either band?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 18:24, Reply)
BARSE YOGHURT

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 19:03, Reply)
Both great band names

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 5 Jul 2026, 20:53, Reply)
fuck you horrible
morning b3tans xxx
(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 7:47, Reply)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 7:50, Reply)
morning morning

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 9:16, Reply)
morning morning morning piss

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 9:20, Reply)
the original duck duck goose was v unpopular

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 9:24, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:31, Reply)
you would say that

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 12:10, Reply)
Mr. Tea

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:39, Reply)
SUNDAY MONDAY HAPPY DAYS

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 5 Jul 2026, 9:00, Reply)
aaaaayyyyyy! Sit on it

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 9:17, Reply)
Can you keep the noise down pls

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:29, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 9:08, Reply)
smash

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 9:16, Reply)
xxx

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 9:27, Reply)
❤️❤️❤️

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 10:32, Reply)
awwww YESSSSSSS \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:43, Reply)
Send help pls
I over egged the pudding last night to the extent that it was less of a pudding and more of a fucking gert big egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:31, Reply)
Keyword: egg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:32, Reply)
+sm

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:39, Reply)
Mate
5 mill gaff, private chef, cocktail bar in the garden, 50 bottles of Tattainger...host gave me chocolate, I assumed it was weed and scoffed a shitload. Nope, mushrooms, then the bugle came out. I'm in bits
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:43, Reply)
Well that's just poor planning.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:45, Reply)
We live and learn.
Or perhaps we do not
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:52, Reply)
I'm watching documentaries about Mycenae
Very quietly
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:53, Reply)
I can confirm that we do not

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 12:10, Reply)
I didn't even know you knew Taylor, what was her dress like?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 17:12, Reply)
Dioring

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 18:50, Reply)
egg! Like a bird's egg!

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 12:03, Reply)
it's all ova

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 12:12, Reply)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 13:52, Reply)
This book is dedicated to Avis Dolphin I AIN'T EVEN LYING
www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/53281/pg53281-images.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 14:00, Reply)
WHAT DID I DO?

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 14:35, Reply)
Nothing yet, that one’s just in case

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 15:05, Reply)
This guy fucks

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 14:45, Reply)
Pushing that piss down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 21:31, Reply)
pfffff SILENCE
hello mr horrible
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:12, Reply)
I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:20, Reply)
Ich stehe hier gerade irgendwie auf dem schlauch. natürlich vertraue ich euch beiden voll und ganz, aber irgendetwas passt hier nicht zusammen.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:25, Reply)
my name is jacob dyer.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 23:00, Reply)
Aahahahaaaaaaa YES YES JA SCHÖN GENAAAAAU

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 23:01, Reply)
Early night for me
It's special day out tomorrow, so I need to be up very early to blow a ton of cash on my nephews and great niece
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:13, Reply)
Lol blow

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:19, Reply)
so the nephews are just plain nephews but the niece is great? gender issues eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 1:23, Reply)
talk has gone woke

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 9:17, Reply)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 23:00, Reply)
One of the survivors of the sinking of the Lusitania was named Avis Dolphin

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 0:10, Reply)
Ahahahahaha I LOVE THIS

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 7:02, Reply)
Wasn't the original owner of 10 Downing Street a Mr. Chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 7:16, Reply)
omfg omfg it's TRUE!!!!
so happy to know this tysm
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/3LrMh99XJ1Xsh7GtrvH1s8H/10-surprising-facts-about-number-10-downing-street
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:42, Reply)
How pleasing that it's fact number ten there

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:43, Reply)
Additional bird link in that
Sir George Downing who commissioned the houses to be built used Sir Christopher Wren
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:46, Reply)

Could be one of those wildly pompous self-satisfied questions on something robert robinson would have hosted on the wireless. Where might a Wren and a Chicken be safe from a cat - NOW, Mister Smith -
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:50, Reply)
bit rude

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 7:47, Reply)
NOT NEARLY RUDE ENOUGH

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:31, Reply)
hey @Sn0tters
newsletter link is fucked up
(piss and shit, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 14:34, Reply)
-link

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 14:54, Reply)
Ah fuck
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 15:14, Reply)
xxx

(piss and shit, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 17:45, Reply)
don't let MiseryCunt see this kind of thing he doesn't like sickly faux-affection

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 17:52, Reply)
What about sickly real emotion?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 17:58, Reply)

about 's love but a
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 4 Jul 2026, 18:01, Reply)
...second-hand emulsion?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Jul 2026, 18:11, Reply)
Only if the date goes well.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 4 Jul 2026, 18:29, Reply)
what's love but sticky hands in motion

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 18:29, Reply)
JESUS CHRIST EVEN WORSE

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 18:30, Reply)
So I shouldn't tell him I wuv that he exists and he makes everyone's lives better?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 21:17, Reply)
'faux'?

(piss and shit, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 18:07, Reply)
it's a german word for pretend

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 18:30, Reply)
but that's not wichtig right now

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 18:39, Reply)
urkomisch

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:24, Reply)
danke :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 23:02, Reply)
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 20:28, Reply)
\o/ xxx

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 21:19, Reply)
another improvement then \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 15:17, Reply)
Yeah but /links is still there unfortunately

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 16:03, Reply)
D'awwwww

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 16:36, Reply)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:21, Reply)
Oog feeling a bit rough this morning
Ning tho
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:30, Reply)
i've got some sandpaper

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:37, Reply)
No that's your face

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 9:52, Reply)
oh yeh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 13:34, Reply)
Haven't slept yet, pondering more booze

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:45, Reply)
-booze +drugs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:46, Reply)
Yeah that too
alright mc
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:56, Reply)
WhyDontWeHaveBoth.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Jul 2026, 11:11, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:37, Reply)
hooray for snotters!

(piss and shit, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 8:20, Reply)
hip hip
ow! my hip! hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 8:22, Reply)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 8:43, Reply)
Right, I'll tell you an anecdote!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 9:16, Reply)
i don't think morning's are your forte

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 9:49, Reply)
Afternoon from Siam. Sod these new names

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 9:38, Reply)
mumbai!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 11:22, Reply)
what has she done now?!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 13:35, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 10:32, Reply)
ARSEBOON
DILBARO
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 12:16, Reply)
Counting or not counting gang violence?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 10:46, Reply)
horaaaaay \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 11:14, Reply)
Well done Sn0tters xxx

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 11:15, Reply)
Yes, well snotted, that man.
(Snat?)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Jul 2026, 13:29, Reply)

I Sn0t
You Sn0t
She Snats
He Snp0unks
We Sn00t
They Sn0rt
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 14:30, Reply)
I snat the sheriff
(But I didn't snot the deputy)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Jul 2026, 17:33, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 17:52, Reply)
Gestational sac

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:24, Reply)
Private Pants Party

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:28, Reply)
pissy pissy fuck fucks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:34, Reply)
Worst. Backing vocals. Ever.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:37, Reply)
ahh ooh
shoop da woo
piss out poo
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:43, Reply)
Tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit
Oh, giiirl
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 0:31, Reply)
Artemis of Ephesus 🖤

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 11:42, Reply)
Our fine four fendered friend

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 8:26, Reply)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052289/
Sorry, you're still here for now
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:23, Reply)
Threadrush

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:24, Reply)
hello darling x x x

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:35, Reply)
Hugs?

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 0:00, Reply)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0107048/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:37, Reply)
This is better than mine
Searching for wankers on IMDb isn't satisfying
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 0:01, Reply)
why go there?
you've got a db full of them here
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:36, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8479332
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 11:15, Reply)
Gonna get this in before we get cancelled. 4/7 today
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70ydx22q25o
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:34, Reply)
2/7 Packing your suitcase and realising you’ve forgotten your phone charger

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:43, Reply)
69/7 gnome with a hardon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 9:51, Reply)
4/7 mostly guesswork

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:53, Reply)
24/7 Maya Joint

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 9:04, Reply)
3/7 a website that refuses to die

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 9:04, Reply)
4/7 titanosaur

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 9:28, Reply)
lol anos

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 9:32, Reply)

aAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaarrrrRrdddDvvvVvvaaaaaAAaaarrrRRRRkkkKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 9:40, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 10:04, Reply)
lol tit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 9:40, Reply)
It's like that Simpsons episode with the meteorite hitting springfield

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 3 Jul 2026, 10:44, Reply)
4/7 Terry Nutkins topless pics

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 10:45, Reply)
lol nut

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 10:48, Reply)
150,000/7 well done Κωνσταντίνος
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/51294/waiting-for-the-barbarians
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 10:52, Reply)
We still here then?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 7:12, Reply)
I'm not, I can't even log on.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 3 Jul 2026, 7:22, Reply)
I do not have, and have never had, any access to the internet.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 7:23, Reply)
Well I don't even exist.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 3 Jul 2026, 7:47, Reply)
I’m logging on right now. IYKWIM

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 7:47, Reply)
I don’t KWYM

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:08, Reply)
Is it a sex thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:10, Reply)
Always

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:16, Reply)
I can't believe sn0tters was eaten by a dingo last night, 4eva in are harts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 7:59, Reply)
It’s the circle of life, or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:09, Reply)
he accidentally fingered the wrong end, and that was that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:12, Reply)
So he dingered a fingo?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 10:05, Reply)
Surprise!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:30, Reply)
Not for long

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 10:52, Reply)
goodbye forever forward slash chat
it was shit knowing you
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 20:32, Reply)
nah it's good, Sn0t knows his shit
no wait, he knows his bogeys. fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 20:33, Reply)
Bollocks to /talk yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:33, Reply)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:39, Reply)
…yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:01, Reply)
Bollocks tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:08, Reply)
yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:27, Reply)
Just like to take the opportunity to say that in case this site never comes back
“WANKSMELL”
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:08, Reply)
GUNTSTENCH FOR POSTERITY

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:15, Reply)
I trust Sn0tters completely to do the right thing and keep everybody safe

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:43, Reply)
I mean obviously there's no pressure considering several of us have effectively uploaded the contents of our souls into this site over multiple decades

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:44, Reply)
Contents of our arseholes, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:48, Reply)

That too, that too
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:56, Reply)
Cuntents more like

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:19, Reply)
Now is the summer to diss cuntent.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 3 Jul 2026, 7:48, Reply)

Sn
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:46, Reply)

YESSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:55, Reply)
R.I.P. Jobe, 4 eva in are hart's.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:01, Reply)
Grah nah weep minibong

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:42, Reply)
Full size bong or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:55, Reply)
I have something really important to tell you all before we go

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 6:00, Reply)
It's Talkmas Eve!
I'm so excited. Are you? Let's chat while we still can
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:55, Reply)

There may be silence ahead, but while there's musing, and meaningless shite, and hate and all that, let's face the talk board and chat
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:57, Reply)
Hi vladimir

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 18:45, Reply)
Hi morning
High Noon
The Good Morning, the Bid you farewell, and the Ugly
Elevenses Brides for Elevenses Brothers
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:04, Reply)
I'm hiding out in the border force office
Because I don't want to clean the microwaves and fridges
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:58, Reply)
-clean the microwaves and fridges +get deported

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 18:28, Reply)
Actually that’s probably the worst possible place to hide out if fear of deportation is a thing
I’m extremely drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 18:29, Reply)
Tapir de marnin to ye

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 18:33, Reply)
To be sure m8, to be sure

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:35, Reply)
Good idea

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:34, Reply)
4th generation English
Pretty sure I'm safe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:34, Reply)
of course,the compression over that many generations will have naturally degraded your quality in a visually obvious way
you might need to be remastered at this point
(piss and shit, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:57, Reply)
Smash Monkey 4K

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:06, Reply)
Could you write that on a checque?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:37, Reply)
Hullo tapir's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:27, Reply)
Oh do shut up

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:35, Reply)
you need to learn to ask nicely

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:55, Reply)
OH DO SHUT THE FUCK UP, PLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:16, Reply)
The first lesson is free!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:12, Reply)
I’ve got the Guinness shits

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:49, Reply)
Black poo means either too much Guiness, or internal bleeding.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:51, Reply)
Or a crap English seaside town

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:52, Reply)
Dubin

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:53, Reply)
Blackpool!
I actually learned something here,

by mistake
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir xxx, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 14:25, Reply)
I had one in Croatia after eating a black risotto.
In every sense, that shit was black.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:09, Reply)
crni rižot, you eat it not, send it back, it turns shit black

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:48, Reply)
very tasty though

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:05, Reply)
... AND SO WAS THE RISOTTO!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:16, Reply)
*brb klaxxon*

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:59, Reply)
Hugo and Sabrina?

(piss and shit, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 20:00, Reply)
42.6% THCa, a new high, or low, depending on your opinion

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:55, Reply)
The Hedgehog Crom aell

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:44, Reply)
I honestly think an intravenous heroin habit might be less harmful at this point.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:38, Reply)

i
be less harmful at this point make a mess of your pots and pans
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:45, Reply)
👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:33, Reply)
Probably less expensive, given the price of weed in this state

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:27, Reply)
Terrible bullying of capybaras

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:55, Reply)
-capybaras +chupacabras

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:03, Reply)
The best chupacabra was sucked to death by the other chupacabras because he was the GOAT
then the remaining best chupacabra was sucked to death, and so on until there was only one left but there were no other chupacabras left to suck him to death so he lived happily ever after.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:08, Reply)
<s>lived happily ever after.</s> sucked himself to death. Just like Prince :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:23, Reply)
*WebSheriffs*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:29, Reply)
Apparently OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is only 12 years old, they paint a few lines on his forehead every morning to visually age him

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:02, Reply)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:12, Reply)
Will, when are you available go levelling? When, Will, when?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:30, Reply)
Will smith Rob Smith rob smith Will Smith?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:32, Reply)
I'm sure they'll hammer it out somehow

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:57, Reply)
anvil that be the end of it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:59, Reply)
I will not alloy you to forge ahead with these puns, you slag

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 14:26, Reply)
When Will When was later shortened to William and then to Bill, evolving just as Darwin had predicted it would.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:47, Reply)
Then B
And finally B-Dogg, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:56, Reply)
Bizzle-Doggizzle

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:58, Reply)
I have plans this weekend
But could squeeze in some next week perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:50, Reply)
That sounds delightfully homosexual to me

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 14:29, Reply)
You find most things to be that way?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 14:37, Reply)

He finds most things to be that way.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 14:40, Reply)
If you know what I mean

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:10, Reply)
Thursday week then?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:31, Reply)
Perforated Anûs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:11, Reply)
International Superstar Soccer Deluxe!
Hi, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:14, Reply)
Jack NicholsGONE

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:23, Reply)
You made me look.
Weirdly, the top news about him is a Guardian interview with Rubén Blades, who I was thinking about earlier because his performance was the highlight in an otherwise mediocre X-Files episode about chupacabras.
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His delivery of the line "this guy is better than Erik Estrada" is hilarious, perhaps you had to be there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:38, Reply)
Damn you, I googled that and he’s still alive

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He's retired though, makes no difference to anyone outside his close friends/family if he's alive or dead.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:43, Reply)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Grave

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:12, Reply)
You can't handle the death

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:17, Reply)
Jack Shuffledoff

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:34, Reply)
RIP the golden bear

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Andy Burzum

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:48, Reply)

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