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mornflake

(, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 0:51, Reply)
evening

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:32, Reply)
Evening

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:37, Reply)
sticklebricks

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:41, Reply)
Bollocks

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:43, Reply)
Cheers

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:52, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:57, Reply)
go lick a capybara’s anus

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:51, Reply)
ARSEHOLE

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:58, Reply)
pre-midnightning

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 22:33, Reply)
Alright ian

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 23:15, Reply)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 23:16, Reply)
You fucking boring one trick pony
No offence.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 23:27, Reply)
Hi dickbreath's, it's me (Queef Richard's) here with a vibrant and thrilling new thread!
Hows it going lol
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:41, Reply)
classic thread

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:54, Reply)
Yo, struggling a bit with this wu tang show, it's alright just slow at the moment

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:55, Reply)
it's a pretty amazing story, some great records coupled with extraordinary business nous

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:14, Reply)
Business anous

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:43, Reply)
Kitten is settling in very well
He slept on the pillow next to me last night, he's eating whatever I give him, he likes to nap on my neck and he's got a thing for feet
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:15, Reply)
my wife is relentlessly pestering me to get a new cat
after guaranteeing me she'd deal with anything unpleasant when she adopted the last one, it was 100% down to me to deal with it when she died, and I am in no way over it, a year and a half later. I just can't face having to do anything like that ever again.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:35, Reply)
I never thought I'd be ready to get another one, either
But then I saw him, and that was that.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:15, Reply)
My 5 year old daughter has been going on about wanting a cat for ages.
My wife said she could have one when the rabbit dies. At the weekend she was pulling out handfuls of the rabbits fur 'to make a toy for the new cat' and commented that it will be easier to remove all of its fur once it's dead. Think I'm going to have to put a padlock on the rabbit hutch
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:46, Reply)
Hide the kitchen knives

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:35, Reply)
One day, your daughter will be the focus of a major inquiry

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:43, Reply)
At least he's a major

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:08, Reply)
Hi

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:39, Reply)
alright
out for a few work drinks in a bit, manager asked if anyone had any suggestions and the little Italian girl who's also a karate instructor suggested 'laser tag'. Fortunately this was entirely ignored in favour a few beers and a pizza.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:12, Reply)
laser tag ftw! skillz

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:35, Reply)
Anecdotes, etc

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:47, Reply)
PS is she fit?

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:52, Reply)
She does sport and suggested a physical activity

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:54, Reply)
I meant 'sexually attractive', you total Edwards.

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:58, Reply)
You got my middle name completely wrong
Also it's spelled Huw
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:01, Reply)
Turtle 'sexually attractive' Power, shagadelic!

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:38, Reply)
She could run away from you

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:35, Reply)
bien as they say

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:35, Reply)
“Rosa Parks didn’t sit in the back, and neither am I gonna sit in the back,” Santos told Mike Crispi Unafraid, a rightwing podcast.
I wish I had written that sentence, it's got such a lot going on
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:55, Reply)
Re telling people how to live, below
It's partly a case of personal freedoms balanced against finite resources and how your choices affect others

For example all the blameless people who died when they couldn't get diagnosed or treated soon enough thanks to independent thinkers who caught covid and filled up all the hospital beds, and put the doctors and nurses off sick too
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:13, Reply)
Can't wait to have a telescreen supervising the morning's physical jerks!

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:14, Reply)
In America, everything has to be weighed against the concept of personal freedoms and their possible loss. It's a perpetual theme, and it's always toxic. Guns are the perfect example.
Influence or control over the general population's ideas about what exactly constitute personal freedoms and rights has long been at the center of rightwing political thought and strategy over here. It's a versatile tool, it fits many circumstances, and it almost never fails to throw up clouds of thick angry smoke, kind of like a screen.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:54, Reply)
Hi I'm Mike 'Crispi' Unafraid
I'm a rightwing podcast!
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:56, Reply)

Has Anthonyb3ta70100 gone TOO FAR
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:59, Reply)
"I can't wait to get my hands on it!" she told me enthusiastically.
The photo of the guy about to dip one is very grim
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:06, Reply)

Yum
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:12, Reply)
Well they definitely do not contain added gelatin

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 20:37, Reply)
Share size, I should think so too, probably like 200 in there

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:00, Reply)
I'm sure there are better things they could be doing with their time and money than giving mice cancer and then invisibleing them

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:43, Reply)
At what point do their peers start to suspect they're just torturing animals for the sake of it

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:50, Reply)
More computing power available than at any time in history
The ability to grow complete organs in a lab
And yet we still have to kill mice

Probably cost
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:21, Reply)
Mate, they are mice, chill. These mice are genetically pure too. Not like the cunts in my kitchen.

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 21:07, Reply)
This technique came about by accident when their boss caught the scientisms murdering cute bunnies for kicks
and told them to hide the evidence
and they picked the most complicated way to do it
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:34, Reply)
Fuck it you just cannot help some people
I have just had a patient who told me she has been passing blood for two months.
I got a referral for hospital and a cab sorted she said well I need to be back in time for Steph's Hour tv thing so I will wait a bit
Fuck sake when was the last time you wanted to bang your head against a brick wall?
Alt, Hitler
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 11:43, Reply)
When I read this post I felt like putting a bullet through my brain. Does that count?

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 11:57, Reply)
Would you like me to supply it?

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:03, Reply)
I would

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:38, Reply)
To be fair that Steph dyke was pretty fit for a while.

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:55, Reply)
No she wasn't.

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:03, Reply)
Never seen it
A daytime shit telly thing pretending to be journalism
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:09, Reply)
CREEPY FUCKING NONCE

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:42, Reply)
SPASTIC CUNT

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:43, Reply)
Seriously, do you care if she gets sicker and dies? I'm genuinely curious.

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:09, Reply)
Seriously I do try my best to make a difference in the life of my patients
Or clients as I have been told I will be calling them soon
She is an adult and it is up to her, if some shitty telly is more important than a major and possible life threatening condition... I wish her well
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:32, Reply)
Hmm if she can't prioritise does she have capacity

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:47, Reply)
Well one can only do so much

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:07, Reply)
yes

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:14, Reply)
I would find that difficult to deal with

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:16, Reply)
People not looking after themselves puts a far greater burden on the health service when they finally do get admitted
Fuck the sugar tax, I'd make fags ยฃ500 a pack
Dunno how you'd stop the black market though
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:58, Reply)
Where to even start with this "vaping" bullshit

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:59, Reply)
It’s ‘market of colour’ these days m8

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:02, Reply)
African american market sounds like where someone from the south would have gone to buy themselves some field workers

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:06, Reply)
Typical Londoners

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:07, Reply)
Alan Sugar built his empire on slave labour
Sorry, I mean "shit consumer gadgets"
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:11, Reply)
*BRB KLAXON*

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:10, Reply)
My question is, who decides what "looking after yourself" means, and how far does it go.

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 15:56, Reply)
For instance, it's proven beyond doubt that many cooked meats greatly increase cancer risks... is someone neglecting their health if they don't go veggie?
Are they putting an unnecessary burden on everyone else?
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:01, Reply)
This is one of the things Americans have been taught to fear about socialized medicine - that 'they' will tell you how to live.

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 16:03, Reply)
So is advocating for 'consumer choice' kind of the same as wishing death on people?
If so, I'd like you to stop.

bbiab just going for a smoke.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 17:37, Reply)
Enjoy burning that £25

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 18:19, Reply)
I don't roll them that strong

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 19:05, Reply)
"Clients", seriously?
Fucking hell.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:59, Reply)
Just getting everyone into a mindset of payment at point of delivery
Also "patients" implies they are sick, which doesn't sit right with the wellness coach reception will try diverting you to
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:02, Reply)
Fuck off

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:27, Reply)
No you fuck off

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:33, Reply)
you're

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:38, Reply)
-f

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:16, Reply)
poor Mrs Planearm

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 12:37, Reply)
Gillian.

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:04, Reply)
You could always have a crack at breaking Shipman's record

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:05, Reply)
What's crab paste got to do with it

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:08, Reply)
What's crab paste but a second-hand crustacean

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:28, Reply)
Second-claw

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:31, Reply)

have a flash your breaking Shipman's record a teenager
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 14:10, Reply)
Morning bollocks

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:11, Reply)
Monday morning bollocks

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:16, Reply)
Shitty Monday morning bollocks

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:17, Reply)
Anal shitty Monday morning bollocks

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:24, Reply)
just one for me, please

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:30, Reply)
Oh go on

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:51, Reply)
greetings and salutations

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:17, Reply)
Bollocks

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:17, Reply)
bollocks morning

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:22, Reply)
So who's the BBC presenter, and will they kill themselves?

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:22, Reply)
probably end up on GB News bollocking on about the woke BBC

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:29, Reply)
Do they allow Welsh?

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:50, Reply)
semen khaidenko

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:31, Reply)
I wonder where Swaggo got hold of this picture
b3ta.com/links/1606360
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:28, Reply)
Who knows, dinnae really care

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:33, Reply)
might tweet it to Huw Edwards, FAO his solicitor.
lol solicitor
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:37, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:39, Reply)
TIL Ian Brown used to be a psychobilly/skinhead

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:26, Reply)
I saw him in the street not long back
I've also had a piss next to him at Brixton Academy. Fascinating stories here.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:56, Reply)
He's an anti-vax mental case

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 8:06, Reply)
who once threatened to cut an air stewardess's hands off, lovely man

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 8:10, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro?

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 8:14, Reply)
semen khaidenko

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 8:16, Reply)

www.thecourier.co.uk/tag/arseboon-dilbaro/
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 8:57, Reply)
"To submit a letter press here" (picture of hand with pointing finger)

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 11:50, Reply)
Some wag pointed out that he missed the opportunity for the pun of the century by calling covid-19 "fool's cold."

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 11:58, Reply)
wag

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 13:22, Reply)
I heard he used to be a dickhead before he decided to dedicate himself full time to being a wanker.

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:32, Reply)
Dozer, you mean

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:33, Reply)
Morning

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:39, Reply)
morning

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 9:46, Reply)

I just wiped my arse, and when I inspected the paper it contained a bread tie marked 'bbe 25 Nov'. Not sure how this has happened.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 0:32, Reply)
morning

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 5:50, Reply)
Why do you post things like this?

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 6:27, Reply)
Stage 4 buttholism

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:11, Reply)
40% buttahol by volume

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 7:48, Reply)

Don't know. I was amazed so I thought I'd share.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 10:02, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 19:52, Reply)
Well you would say that, wouldn't you.

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 19:55, Reply)
bollocks

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:38, Reply)
Arsehole?

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 21:50, Reply)
NTIJE

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:25, Reply)
In some cultures it's unthinkable to turn down an offer of arsehole

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 23:29, Reply)
evening

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 19:56, Reply)
You are a bbc presenter aren’t you?

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:05, Reply)
Arsey D has already done jail time

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:35, Reply)
Anybody watched the wu tang TV series? Any good

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:07, Reply)
For heavens sake!

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:32, Reply)
The what now?

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:34, Reply)
Well fuck a duck

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 21:35, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 20:08, Reply)
‘sup ‘boon

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 21:00, Reply)
David Attenborough??

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:10, Reply)

Hmmm?
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:47, Reply)
It's huw Edwards, which is a bit shocking tbh

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 23:00, Reply)
I had to google him, he's from after I left I think. What makes you think it's him?

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 23:23, Reply)
starting Michael Elphick and Neil Morrissey
no googling, how many episodes?

*starring
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:22, Reply)
69, dude

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:24, Reply)
Wrong
420
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:39, Reply)
24/7!

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:48, Reply)
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(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 22:53, Reply)
Oh no

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 23:20, Reply)
It's too late tho :(

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 23:27, Reply)
Sunday Movie
Everything Everywhere All At Once (Amazon Prime)
Alt: Cum in Camel
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 16:30, Reply)
I coudn't say which one of those two is better

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 16:43, Reply)
Started watching that last weekend, but my other half started falling asleep and we haven't got round to finishing it yet.
Cum in Camel, I mean.
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 16:59, Reply)
alright, I go away for the weekend and some cunt’s hidden /calendar
morning
afternoon
evening
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 17:02, Reply)
afternoon
evening
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 17:05, Reply)
5eva in are harts
b3ta.com/talk/8376728
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 17:45, Reply)
Fucked of :(

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 19:49, Reply)
evening

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 19:57, Reply)

This whole bbc presenter thing is just another way to distract us from some ghastly dystopian policy change that'll see us all cycling around tiny 3 minute cities, eating insect protein, sucking off George Soros and saluting a colourful homosexual flag every morning. Also it's definitely Gary Lineker.
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 1:45, Reply)
My money's on Vordermann

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 7:58, Reply)

Does David Walliams count as a presenter?
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:12, Reply)
-as a presenter

(, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 0:16, Reply)
/links is that way --->

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 8:01, Reply)
My money is on
John Craven
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:07, Reply)
I reckon it's John Noakes.

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:37, Reply)
I reckon John Peel
Oh he's dead and was nonceouted after he karked it
That one with the silly haircut then?
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:57, Reply)
Queef Richard's?

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:59, Reply)
No thanks

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:08, Reply)
Abuseround

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:06, Reply)
Pretty much sums up
70's and 80's kids TV
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:29, Reply)
alright flanflinger, flung any flans recently?

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:39, Reply)
Nope
I just cream pie Sally James these days
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:13, Reply)
By 'these days" do you mean 'in the 1970s'?

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:24, Reply)
Nope
My cream is still quite fresh
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:45, Reply)
My mate Sally James once

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 21:15, Reply)
Where does John Craven keep his solicited indecent images of children?
In his cuntyfile!
(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 15:04, Reply)
PISSWANK

(, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:36, Reply)
Is fesshole on threads yet?
That's where you whine and it gets attention, right?
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:33, Reply)
Who do we reckon this unnamed BBC presenter nonce is then?

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:38, Reply)
Frank Bough

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:40, Reply)
snorting coke cut with icing sugar off a schoolboy's copybook

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:10, Reply)

pyboo c
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:34, Reply)
That's awful
I mean, far better to do lines off big black cock because big lines and easy to see.

I would imagine. *cough*
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 15:20, Reply)
you've crossed a (white) line

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:23, Reply)
BRB KLAXON!!!

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:07, Reply)
๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ“ฏ

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 21:53, Reply)
Bruce Forsyth

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:56, Reply)
Tasteful tributes please

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:00, Reply)
Here's my shortlist:
Jools Holland
Richard Osman
Michael Portillo
Rick Stein
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 15:09, Reply)

Hunchback
Wanker
Bender
Alkie
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 15:26, Reply)
I am NOT an alkie-OH I see what you did there.
Is David Walliums a presenter? He's been hiding in plain sight for years.
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:13, Reply)
He's the next one to be outed.

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:37, Reply)
George Alagiah

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:04, Reply)
's wanking spanners

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:24, Reply)
Oh shit. That's what he used for grooming.

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:07, Reply)
They trailed Craig Charles' show on 6 Music earlier, so it's not him.
I'm going Paddy McGuinness.
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:25, Reply)
They're commissioning another season of Jim'll Fix It so it can't be him

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:37, Reply)
I mean they've said that this person is "not scheduled to be on air over the next few days".
Which is very handy for narrowing down the field.
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:57, Reply)
Yeah I'm all caught up now. Found something else interesting along the way, the guy who did the Savile doc in an old interview saying there was another "untouchable"
3rd October 2022, more recent that I realized
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:02, Reply)
The National isn't the most reliable source of news though,
if there's a way to spin any story into every BBC employee being an English paedophile English tory, that'll be their angle.
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 19:43, Reply)
Cliff?
Dated schoolgirls as a young man, now lives with an ex-priest, BBC seemed pretty sure of themselves when he was raided that one time, he's certainly the untouchable establishment type.

Who else is there?
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 20:08, Reply)
Rob.

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 20:14, Reply)
Joel Veitch isn't scheduled to present any BBC programmes in the coming days, jussayin'

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 22:40, Reply)
Giant B.O.Y., you're lovely

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:15, Reply)
Jill Dando

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 17:58, Reply)
SHOOT THE CUNT!
I should clarify that I was once in a hostel near Melbourne with some Aussie rednecks watching 'A Current Affair', which appeared to be the lobotomised TV version of the Express. There was some salacious reporting on a priest who'd been wanking off his verandah or something, and rather than reflecting on the dispiriting awfulness and unreliability of the reporting, their knee-jerk response was vocalised when one of them conclusively barked "SHOOT THE CUNT!" at the TV.

/links
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 22:39, Reply)
How does one masturbate a verandah?

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:01, Reply)
The trick is to get wood.

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:08, Reply)
Mr Tumble

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 19:10, Reply)
Oh, I hope so
I fucking hate that cunt.
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 20:12, Reply)
That Blippi character is even worse, and he's got a film out now.

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:04, Reply)
probably

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:40, Reply)
No idea
Haven't looked at threads yet, not likely to
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 13:42, Reply)
Dunno what either of those are, soz.

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:46, Reply)
Lord’s Prayer opening may be ‘problematic’, says archbishop. Maybe try BOOYAKA

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:49, Reply)
Xour parent, who may or may not art in Heaven

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 22:42, Reply)
BOOYAKA!

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:02, Reply)
Woo! FP!

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:35, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:30, Reply)
RIP /calendar, 4eva in are harts

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:32, Reply)
Yet another hidden forum
Simplifying navbar
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:51, Reply)
If they keep removing links to parts of the site where people piss about
it's not going to leave much
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:56, Reply)
It's an odd approach to customer service for 50% of your remaining customers

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:10, Reply)
Gentlemen, you can't piss about in here, this is a comedy website!

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:12, Reply)
It's going to leave /board and /links.
The way we behave on here is a problem. We are a problem :(
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 16:34, Reply)
Rob's clearly been trying to sell the site for years,
he should just accept that no cunt is ever going to buy it and stop trying to wokewash the remnants.
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 23:11, Reply)
How will we arrange the next billyjapping sesh?

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:51, Reply)
Mine tonight
I will provide nibbles
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:21, Reply)
I almost crieded when I saw that it was gone

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:00, Reply)
Crywanking now :(

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:22, Reply)
I am in mourning
See what I did there?
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:20, Reply)
I signed up for Fuck of, sounds really good
"Sorry, I can make it."
(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 14:05, Reply)
Morning comrade

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 9:19, Reply)
First!
Wonder what happened there then.
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:03, Reply)
Wanker

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:16, Reply)
Prick

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:15, Reply)
*grabs popcorn*

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:16, Reply)
Just reach in a bit further...

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:15, Reply)
Nobody else wanted her

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:28, Reply)
Bumcandy

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:30, Reply)
Did nobody else notice that b3ta was down then? I was about to head over to Voat

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:17, Reply)
Just phoned my brother
Who has had hernia surgery today. Fucking lightweight is still mullered and acting like he's had major surgery. Wait till he needs major surgery.
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:17, Reply)
I guess there's still time for him to suffer a post surgical complication and end up needing a proper operation

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 0:00, Reply)
=properation, maybe you can think of your own.

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 8:32, Reply)
I can't

(, Sat 8 Jul 2023, 12:20, Reply)
I fucked up

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:31, Reply)
Oh
I thought it might be the Russians
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:53, Reply)
They do pay well, so I hear

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 23:54, Reply)
I'd just like to say bollocks

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:41, Reply)
bollocks

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:02, Reply)
Bollocks

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 20:43, Reply)

ay uck Nigel Farage's
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:05, Reply)
Salty with a hint of plane crash

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:09, Reply)
plane assorted nuts

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 19:33, Reply)
Bullied by the woke banks,

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 20:32, Reply)
And aged scrotum

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 20:38, Reply)
As is your custom

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 19:29, Reply)
STOP BOLLOCKSPLAINING

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 19:31, Reply)
go on then

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 19:32, Reply)
Predictable
Or should I say preDICKtable?
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 19:57, Reply)
you shouldn't say anything
ever again
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 20:34, Reply)
P.s. you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 20:42, Reply)
na na na na ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘ˆ

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 21:01, Reply)
no u

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 22:58, Reply)
Good night and bollocks

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 21:31, Reply)
friday woo, friday teh quo, friday fucklift, friday that man with the funny face bumming a bison
hi gunt's how's it gunting? day off today, had a few sunny drinks, going to grill up some chicken in a bit. Working Greenwich indoor market all weekend, it's great down there. I'm opposite a record seller so I fear I'll end up spending more than I earn but hey ho. Up to owt?
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:22, Reply)
might felch a friesian

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:24, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiciScGdTvs
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:28, Reply)
I was listening to this earlier in a rare foray into my 12"s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIUnpI6LBSo&ab_channel=DjDavidC.

what a fucking tune eh
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:39, Reply)
they used to perform in black KKK style hoods

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:40, Reply)
#ThatsInterestingQueef

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:42, Reply)
They're rustified, and they're ancient

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:48, Reply)
oh I thought you said KLF

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:49, Reply)
no u never
dunt lie m8
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:52, Reply)
m8 have a look at your typing, it's not exactly clear is it

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:52, Reply)
maybe I've selected a tricky font

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:00, Reply)
IBYH YDOB

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:12, Reply)
12" lol
King Dong
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:53, Reply)
mor like king KONG amirite?

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:54, Reply)
Donkey Kong you bonkers you

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:00, Reply)
He fainted every time he got a bone-on because it took up so much of his blood
100% true, someone told me that at school
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:02, Reply)
and he always fell forwards onto it due to being front-heavy, causing horrible pænüs injuries

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:13, Reply)
100% that

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:01, Reply)
Might plow a plover, maybe rim a robin, might fist a finch.

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:30, Reply)
Due to immense peer pressure, I will commit to possibly bagpiping a bullfrog

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:38, Reply)
if you can't beat 'em, join 'em m8

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:39, Reply)
Make a bullfrog centipede, is what you're saying?

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:13, Reply)
that is exactly what I am saying

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:23, Reply)
McCartney is such a deviant

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:34, Reply)
We all rim together

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:45, Reply)
Bum, bum bum

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:47, Reply)
Fridge shopping tomorrow
Special day out Sunday
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:53, Reply)
special day out you say?

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:23, Reply)
Yep
It's our 12th time and, as the boys are 15 tomorrow, it may be our last
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:28, Reply)
Enjoy it m8
My kid's 15 next week too. 13 months since we last spoke. No idea what I'm supposed to have even done. Fucking heartbreaking
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:33, Reply)
Probably bitch mother at work

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:58, Reply)
100% guaranteed

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:03, Reply)
day out of the fridge?

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:53, Reply)
Day off for Fridgl

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:01, Reply)
slicking a stoat

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:26, Reply)
Very wise

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:33, Reply)
I'm murdering mice
(I think it'll be quite erotic)
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:39, Reply)
how many are you up to now

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:41, Reply)
you ๐Ÿ”„ up -to

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:52, Reply)
We had a mouse problem at the pub the building is well old with a massive cellar
Tried everything called in the pros eventually
They make good omelettes allegedly
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:57, Reply)

the building my mrs
cellar fanny
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:04, Reply)
Fanny lol

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:03, Reply)
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few rodents

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:15, Reply)
High queef, might have a go at frenching a fruit bat, see how that pans out

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:11, Reply)
6/7 get 'em, get 'em, get 'em
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-66115560
(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:49, Reply)
3

(, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:09, Reply)

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