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evening

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:24, Reply)
hello stranger
how's things in the eastern bloc?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:28, Reply)
I understand some of them are a bit war-sore.

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:30, Reply)


(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:41, Reply)
there was a storm, now it's sunny
can't make up its fucking mind
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:41, Reply)
добрый вечер

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:34, Reply)
soz don't speak Bulgarian or whatever that nonsense is

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:40, Reply)
it says
AobpbiN Beyep
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:48, Reply)
sounds like a weird kind of sandwich

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:57, Reply)
Nazywam się Jacob Dyer i mieszkam w Bristolu. Jest fantastycznie. Brzmię jak Barnaby Bear. Lubię Barnaby Beara. Kiedyś pojechał do Francji. Pojechałem do Francji. Ale jakiś dzieciak przypalił mi szyję. Nie podobało mi się to.

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:04, Reply)
swietnia historia czlowieku

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:10, Reply)
Мы не говорим по-американски.
Бип-бип-бип-бип, бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип
Бип-бип-бип-бип, бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:06, Reply)
I hope google translate tells me that this goes "blue da boo dee da boo da"

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:28, Reply)
йнфест

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:56, Reply)
Well that's easy for you to say.

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:56, Reply)
alrite nobhead

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:54, Reply)
eat shit, scumbag

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:55, Reply)
ok now what

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:01, Reply)
one of us gets down on their knees, I guess

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:11, Reply)
oh i good i hoped it'd be something like that

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:19, Reply)
Yeah

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:10, Reply)
word up

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:11, Reply)
Same old

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:37, Reply)
still fishing?

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:38, Reply)
'E's quadruspazzed on a lifeglug these days. :(

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:49, Reply)
wait wot?

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 20:06, Reply)
he's spluffed his masturbatory privs out the fucking window m8

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 20:14, Reply)
Evening Grrry

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:35, Reply)
alright SM
none of these chucklefucks can keep a convo going
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:38, Reply)
bollocks

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 13:49, Reply)
Gunt

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 14:38, Reply)
Arse fart widdle

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 14:46, Reply)
Check it out now!

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 14:46, Reply)
that's a Lord Finesse sample m8
YOUR WELCOME
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 15:11, Reply)
his welcome what?

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 15:31, Reply)
*whom

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 17:01, Reply)
Yeh i no

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 17:33, Reply)
...it's me, I'm Cathy
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in your window
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 15:25, Reply)
Is it "for shitting fucks sake" or "for shitting fuck's sake"?
It's for a work email, it needs to look professional.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 17:34, Reply)
"I hope this shitting fuck finds you well"

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:17, Reply)
Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats is absolute arsewater
This is what keeps me up at night
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:11, Reply)
Away, away! such reeking knobstench
Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet
I've done a shit+fart in a forest
Thou smeggy wankstain
My classical-literature-referencing bellend honks of ancient gruyere
How fucking cool am I
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:19, Reply)
I mean, that's pretty good tbh

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:21, Reply)
just getting ready to sleep here
i've never read it but i believe you
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:20, Reply)
I'm livid m8

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:23, Reply)
morning

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 6:14, Reply)
I'm self-publishing as I type this

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:11, Reply)
morning

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:21, Reply)
gooch gouda

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:39, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:52, Reply)
morning

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:35, Reply)
fo realsies

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:40, Reply)
Ode to a NightingGAY, I call it!!

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:48, Reply)
Gone Keats :'-(

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 10:29, Reply)
Real+

#SubPrime
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 16:59, Reply)
^ beaker full of the warm South

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 10:46, Reply)
I prefer Ode to Flavia

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 11:25, Reply)
Craig Mack was gr8

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 13:41, Reply)
Bollocks?

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 21:49, Reply)
bollocks!

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 22:08, Reply)
One of my bollocks
- a bollock - hurts a bit, as if I had a fucking hernia AGAIN.

I'm fucking sick of hernia ops. I've had 4 hernias "repaired" and none of it has managed to last more than a year.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 22:27, Reply)
You’ll have to rely on b bollock

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 23:15, Reply)
I've currently got epididymitis for the 3rd time
fucking well bored with that
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 23:17, Reply)

fucking well bored with that tattyfilarious!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 10:47, Reply)
Don't give yourself a hernia m8

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 11:16, Reply)
Bollocks!

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 23:16, Reply)
I hope everyone is having a well dibnah Saturday
I had to work in the pissing rain, it was pretty smeg.

Pub now though, Vietnamese dinner in a bit. Not so bad

u
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 17:32, Reply)
I was born in a banh, mi
Googling the spelling of that I came across references to "Vietnamese egg coffee"
YOU MUST ORDER THIS
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 17:37, Reply)
sm+

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 17:46, Reply)
Really it's just smeg. The coffee is for afterwards, to wash it down.

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 17:53, Reply)
Fuck that noise

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 17:58, Reply)
Terrible disrespect of Vietnamese ovulate beverages

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 20:51, Reply)
#infest

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 20:59, Reply)
Just told my mate that I won't be going to Blackpool for the weekend with her
She took it better than expected
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 18:41, Reply)
so who are you going with?

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 3:36, Reply)
Smegg Wallace
Could you imagine?
(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 3:43, Reply)
no m8

(, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 14:20, Reply)
Just found an LV purse on the street
I thought only rich people had these... there was 4p in it
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 13:51, Reply)
had to google that as LV is car insurance to me
probably a knock off
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 14:06, Reply)
I thought as much...
...still, 4p though
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 14:27, Reply)
That’s lvnch sorted

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 14:30, Reply)
Oh bravo

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 14:55, Reply)
Lvdia Lvnch?

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 16:37, Reply)
55+4=59

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 16:09, Reply)
when you say it like that, it's obvious

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 16:36, Reply)
Whoah, steady on there, Carl Friedrich Gauss!

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 16:36, Reply)
hang on let me google something

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 16:44, Reply)
I don't get it

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 16:45, Reply)
Let's hear what David Minger, Ph.D. has to say on the subject shall we?
Minger's hot take
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 17:32, Reply)
Is he related 2 Ralf Minge??

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 20:18, Reply)
That’s mine mate.

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 15:51, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 11:09, Reply)
Not for very much longer

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 11:25, Reply)
You Rocky Horror prick

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 11:37, Reply)
It's just a jump to the left / And then a step to the right
'So I’ve watch this movie for the first time and I love it! Is the Time Warp something the Transylvanians
do anytime they travel to another planet? Is it some kind of celebration and they just call it that? When they say “again”,
I’m assuming it’s something they do anytime they get someone new. Dr Scott mentioned them trying to perfect a transducer
but if they can Time Warp they already perfected it right? '
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 11:43, Reply)
You Rocky Horror prick

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 11:47, Reply)

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(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 14:31, Reply)
YOUR BLOCKED

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 17:33, Reply)
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(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 12:24, Reply)
invisible ink!

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 12:33, Reply)
You Rocky Horror prick

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 12:44, Reply)
Scattered pictures, of the smiles we left behind, bleurgh I'm dead
Alan Bleurghman
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 0:32, Reply)
Alas Bergman

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 1:25, Reply)
I don't think I'm allowed to play, soz

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 1:48, Reply)
nor is alan now

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 2:49, Reply)
The Way He Was

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 8:10, Reply)
Alan Deadman
I’ve no idea who this is

i wa
(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 8:39, Reply)
Wa've, mm etc

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 8:51, Reply)
RIP

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 8:53, Reply)
Me neither

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 10:18, Reply)
It's the person who wrote "the way we were", they don't write songs like that any more, because they dead

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 11:42, Reply)
Alan sub-Prime

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 9:00, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 17:54, Reply)
nope
suspected rheumatoid arthritis in my ankles/feet
ffs
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:04, Reply)
lol old

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:05, Reply)
That's what gays get.

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:14, Reply)
Sounds suspicious
Probably a rumour
I bet Arthur is behind this

#wankles
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:24, Reply)
Why? Have you had issues in the past? That's a huge diagnosis

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:28, Reply)
Only the odd day with sore feet but nothing more than that
In the last month I've struggled to get down the stairs in the morning, it gets better later. I did a phone consultation with bupa the other day, shitloads of questions and this is what their algorithm is telling them. Seeing a real person in August. Hopefully they're wrong
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:35, Reply)
LOL
isis
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:38, Reply)
Yeah, could be anything.

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:39, Reply)
Probably bad aids

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:44, Reply)
Knowing this cunt he's been over treading on his Chianti grapes

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:48, Reply)
I did initially suspect gout
I've earnt it
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:59, Reply)

Chi ti +al
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 21:24, Reply)
You sure you mean rheumatoid? A lot of people get osteo and rheumatoid mixed up. I do all the time!
Like hypo and hyperthyroidism. I had a well lol advice and guidance correspondence with an endocrinologist where I asked him about a patient with hypothyroidism and my secretary misheard and typed 'hyperthyroidism' and the consultant got arsey and wrote 'I think you mean hypothyroidism' only HIS secretary misheard and also typed 'hyperthyroidism'.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:39, Reply)
Classic!

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:44, Reply)
LOL
ass
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:45, Reply)
Bupa lady said rheumatoid repeatedly
Notes on the doc I initially got just said inflammatory.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:47, Reply)
That sucks :(. Demand a second opinion and say if you'd wanted an inflammatory arthritis diagnosis you would have gone through the shitty NHS

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:58, Reply)
I'm going to say 'inflame THIS', and point at my crotch

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 19:53, Reply)
You can update GUNTSMELL to GUNTSWELL!

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 20:41, Reply)
Now this, I'm clicking.

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 22:00, Reply)
Coming up for 10 years since I was diagnosed with psoriatic arthritis, shortly after my 40th birthday.
Although to be fair I knew I had it for the previous 4 years, but the various GPs I saw about my sausage fingers kept saying "oh no, it's not psoriatic arthritis".

Still, failed two DMARDs and got put on a biologic, seems to be keeping it at bay. It really only affects my hands, reduced grip strength and motility (and my fingers are a bit bent lol) but I'm still able to do everything I could before, just drop stuff more often.

tl;dr: don't get too downhearted, better treatments come along all the time.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 20:54, Reply)
LOL old

(, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 8:09, Reply)
yeah
went to the funeral home this morning to view a corpse
this afternoon had art published in a kink magazine
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:27, Reply)
Disgusting

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:29, Reply)
given the chance, yeah

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:30, Reply)
alright Jarvis Cocker

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:47, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 19:00, Reply)
that's a pretty quick turnaround for such a niche market

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 19:54, Reply)
+s
Poss mongy interest?
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 20:09, Reply)
Had a good day, I've been trying unsuccessfully to get hold of the electrician after the heat pump engineer who did our service told us he'd used the wrong wiring and then he booked in to see me this afternoon for a prostate exam.

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:35, Reply)
I'm currently a no armed electrician. You maybe able to get a grant to employ me. I wouldn't, my wrists are fucked , hth

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:41, Reply)
Can you do me some certificates to say that the electrical extension I've done is Kosher so I can wire it directly in instead of via a mains plug??
I've got a 25m armoured cable going from a socket in the plant room to a breaker board in the shed which then goes via another 10m armoured cable to another breaker board in another shed and then that's connected via another mains plug to a micro inverter connected to two cheap 400w solar panels.

I'm getting solar panels done properly but I got bored waiting for the DNO
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:50, Reply)
Right, I've googled it and apparently you need to do me something called a G98. You can gaz me it when it's ready

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 19:17, Reply)
What sizes are the cables?

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 20:17, Reply)
2.5mm

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 21:03, Reply)
No he said the cables, not your erect pænus

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 21:37, Reply)

ae æ
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 22:45, Reply)
Thanks, I couldn't be arsed googling it on my phone

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 22:48, Reply)
I'm struggling to work out what will burn first. I'd say the first board. Exciting times. A 2.5mm cable will take 18amps max in copper. You've set up a fantastic experiment

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 23:18, Reply)
Have you tried CIIJASIIE?

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 20:10, Reply)
I have it on good authority that pee is stored in the balls

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 20:00, Reply)
urine trouble now

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 21:17, Reply)
afternoon

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:00, Reply)
sup

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:03, Reply)
yo

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:11, Reply)
bit more like it, nice one

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:10, Reply)
sweet as

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:11, Reply)
+s

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:12, Reply)

ee ea +y
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:14, Reply)
Chearsy

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:19, Reply)
Chearsy

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:37, Reply)
Chearsy Hawkes

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:51, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:33, Reply)
#TrumpTime

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:45, Reply)
he's so important he has his own time zone

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 13:57, Reply)
Hiyas xx

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:38, Reply)
new phone who dis

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:45, Reply)
G’day cobbler.

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:39, Reply)
crikey!

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:45, Reply)
So it is

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 13:04, Reply)
it still is

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 16:10, Reply)
Been playing Atomfall on my day off
It's OK. Turns out it's made by the people who own 2000 AD
Hope everyone's day is going well
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 13:32, Reply)
hi

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 16:10, Reply)
hi

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 16:38, Reply)
Hi

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 14:19, Reply)
hello

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 16:11, Reply)
This isn’t a very good thread btw, maybe Q’ueef will start a new one to get this joint jumpin’, so to speak

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 16:12, Reply)
I don't like Queef's threads
he call us all knobber's or saink
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 16:19, Reply)
it’s only what we deserve

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 16:20, Reply)
speak for yourself darling

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 16:22, Reply)
I've never knobbed anyone

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 16:25, Reply)
You've been called a knobber though, regardless of accuracy.
We all have.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 16:39, Reply)
Pegged then

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 17:19, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 7:02, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 7:07, Reply)
Morning!

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 7:33, Reply)
‘morning

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 7:34, Reply)

morn fist
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 7:36, Reply)
Bit early for that
Haven't had my regular post-breakfast poop yet.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 8:34, Reply)
Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret.

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 9:16, Reply)

It is even said that he liked beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it – Jeffrey enjoys his social life.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 9:45, Reply)
Phil licks his bum garden

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 20:25, Reply)
Have they given you some new, much better, painkillers by any chance?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 20:56, Reply)
Informer by Snow also features one of my all time favourites MC Shan
Not his finest hour unlike this
youtu.be/6D7dEepH89s?si=qVCfpndxEAXUl8yL

And this
youtu.be/dS4RpBR0Zn0?si=CzKDcehwq98FPaRn
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 21:07, Reply)
In case anyone was wondering

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 21:07, Reply)
/talk cryptic crossword
Is the answer primrose?
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 21:22, Reply)
I’ll return with some fresh racism (3)

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 22:29, Reply)
is it [redacted]

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 0:40, Reply)
*klaxon of correctness*

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 0:42, Reply)
Floating Sweeney has a jammy pocket (3, 4)

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 22:30, Reply)
This one was Bob Todd

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 9:53, Reply)
Shaving a simian is lolwaki (10)

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 22:32, Reply)
This one was baldmonkey

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 9:53, Reply)
A hotel in Bristol, one exotic place (6)
from the latest Private Eye cryptic.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 22:53, Reply)
TAHITI
Cyclops very typically using 'Bristol' for 'tit', there.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 11:04, Reply)
That's tomorrows Eastenders script sorted

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 21:33, Reply)
That bloke who jumped out of a rocket to free-fall to earth from space, impressive, but when he landed his name was still fucking bum gardner

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 21:44, Reply)
he's still fucking right now

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 22:41, Reply)
no, he's fucked

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 0:10, Reply)
Yes. I was joining the puns

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 22:49, Reply)
He ded

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 22:49, Reply)
oh fuck it's a rip thread, i had no idea

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 23:14, Reply)
Not sure I could've made it more obvious

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 23:24, Reply)
i thought you was just fucking about

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 0:06, Reply)
"In Austria he was also known for courting controversy with views that included expressing support for dictatorship as a system of government."
I mean I don't like to stereotype people, but he certainly sounds Austrian.
(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 8:52, Reply)
Felix HEILHITLER

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 9:26, Reply)
Felix Baumheadshot

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 23:15, Reply)
FelEX

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 6:11, Reply)
Flexible chap

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 9:28, Reply)
Had my yearly eye exam today, two years late apparently, I'm very dilated right now, are you very dilated right now?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:40, Reply)
+ brown

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:41, Reply)
Redacted etc
BRZZZZZZZ
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 19:39, Reply)
My wife gets her eye examined yearly too, on account of underlying condition.
Since I work at the hospital, I've had her sit in at my work until her eye undilates enough to drive home. At least it proves to her that I have a job.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:45, Reply)
I mean, they did look at both of mine, eyes exam didn't sound right though, but you've made it sound dirty, you really have
worse than .Yeti.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:48, Reply)
he'

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:16, Reply)
^ worse than .Yeti

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:42, Reply)
. Yeti is not the new , Trouser

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:52, Reply)
dave sub-trouser

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 19:03, Reply)
rob keeps sending them the word count for 'trouser', and Hebtroco keep advertising

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 19:55, Reply)
i bought some wool socks from them
def recommend. will buy more. probably get a belt at some point.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 21:08, Reply)
i feel like you've posted this exact comment before, belt up lol
lol rebel
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 21:47, Reply)
i probably hebtroco

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 21:55, Reply)
lol rob

(, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 0:46, Reply)
Dilapidated, more like.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:50, Reply)
japs+

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:58, Reply)
No, but i am very distended

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:23, Reply)
Apparently not, only 5cm. Told to go home

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:36, Reply)
those are rookie numbers
i'm at 7
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:51, Reply)
Your posts are close together, I'd quickly kill yourself

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 19:08, Reply)
i'm on it m8

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 19:20, Reply)
1 down

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 19:37, Reply)
so that's 4cm?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 20:01, Reply)
Hi titstain's, Queef Smegwin here
Bought anything cool l8ly?

Alt: gunt
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:50, Reply)
When we were kids my brother once guffed in a jam jar and quickly put the lid on it.
We didn't open it for a good month but when we did it honked like it was freshly laid.

Couldn't believe it
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:54, Reply)
we made our own entertainment in those days

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:56, Reply)
character building stuff


st g
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:57, Reply)
Hope that story was part of his eulogy.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 13:04, Reply)
We passed the jar around during the service
Everyone got a good old whiff
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 13:08, Reply)
Had any of it condensed into liquid?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:14, Reply)
Not that we could see
I think a film of fart-grease must have lined the jar
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:23, Reply)
It's imperative further research is carried out.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:46, Reply)
agreed

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:41, Reply)
Best thread ever

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 13:58, Reply)
I preferred the gestational sac

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:37, Reply)
I gave chatgpt a list of about a dozen records and asked it for the best sequence of them in a mix.
It did an alright job of it.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:18, Reply)
Try putting the list into a random number generator and see if that does any better/same/worse.
I bet the difference is negligible.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:29, Reply)
It justified the sequencing with energy levels, BPM etc

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:34, Reply)
I once did a randomburn CD for this place, when they were a thing.
Track 1 was The Onion Song by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, and track 2 was Vendetta by Slipknot. The segue worked surprisingly well.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:30, Reply)
Bit gaye m8

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:41, Reply)
No it's knot

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:10, Reply)
yeah, well, that's just, like, your onion, man

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:37, Reply)
alright david guetta

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:04, Reply)
A jam jar full of guffs

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:28, Reply)
My pint is cool.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:38, Reply)
Holding off until 6 here
is the plan, at any rate
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:19, Reply)
Just had a canned g&t

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:35, Reply)
doesn't count

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:08, Reply)
that's what I thought

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:18, Reply)
Buy one get one half price in the coop. I walked home with one

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:32, Reply)
Jamiroqzzz

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:37, Reply)
A GUFFJAR BABY!

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:04, Reply)
A PC case
so no, nothing cool.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:23, Reply)
Once you get the fans up and running I reckon it should stay fairly cool.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:31, Reply)

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⠀⠀⠈⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠘⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠶⠶⠶⠦⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⣠⡶⠟⠛⠛⠛⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠟⠀⠀⠀⣽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀⣶⡄⠀⠀⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⢈⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⢋⣉⡙⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⣤⡤⠶⠛⠉⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⣸⠗⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣈⣉⡛⢶⡶⠾⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣦⣤⣴⠶⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⡞⠻⣯⣹⡄⡇⠀⠈⢷⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⠛⠉⠳⣄⣨⡟⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠛⠛⠛⢷⣦⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⡁⠈⠻⣦⣤⠟⢋⣤⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣯⣝⣷⣤⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣇⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⡶⠶⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⣿⡟⠛⠉⢀⣴⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠷⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠒⢻⣿⡷⠶⠶⠶⢶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣬⣿⣦⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⡾⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡶⠟⠛⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⡆⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠞⠉⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣠⣴⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣤⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣷⠀⠀⣰⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢷⣼⡟⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆DAVE TROUSER
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⠻⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣦⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠟⠁⠀⣀⣤⡾⠋⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡟⠀⠠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡶⠟⠁⠀⠈⢩⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠁⠀⣠⠟⠁⠁⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠁⢀⣾⣃⣀⣀⣰⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡀⢄⠀⢀⠀⠀⣴⡿⠷⣤⣼⣏⣉⠉⠉⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⡿⠉⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⢾⣶⣬⣧⣄⣹⣷⣤⣀⠈⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠁⢀⣤⣿⡁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣦⣄⡀⠉⠀⠈⠉⠛⠓⠶⠦⠤⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⢀⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡾⠿⣧⡀⠉⠓⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⠖⠛⢻⣧⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣧⣀⠀⠉⠓⠄⠀⠀⢀⠈⠉⢛⣳⣶⠖⠒⠚⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠤⠒⣻⣿⠄⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠾⠋⠀⠀⠉⠛⠶⢦⣤⣀⣀⣀⠉⠉⠉⢻⡿⡷⢶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡴⠶⠟⠻⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣇⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⣿⣁⣙⠦⠴⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣿⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣯⣈⠙⠻⢶⣤⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣴⣿⣍⣉⣉⡛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⣉⣁⣽⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⣶⣤⣄⣀⣈⣉⡉⠉⠉⣉⣉⣀⣠⣤⡿⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:34, Reply)
RUDE!

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:40, Reply)
Quick! Grab a jam jar!

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:43, Reply)
, cowabumga

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:48, Reply)
Eat my sharts

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:36, Reply)
I'm thinking of buying pepper spray

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:11, Reply)
Best off buying deep heat spray
Plausible deniability innit
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:36, Reply)
One shot in a jif lemon bottle, old school

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:16, Reply)
I've decided to make my own
Using chilli oil, garlic oil, Chinese vinegar, soy sauce and a bit of sesame oil. I can always claim it's for seasoning food.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:45, Reply)
organic, freshly ground

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:39, Reply)
Buying things is for capitalist pigdogs.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:39, Reply)
I don’t even own a things

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:48, Reply)
Morning

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 11:42, Reply)
b3ta

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 11:42, Reply)
World Emoji Day, get involved

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⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜
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⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 11:46, Reply)
, Prowser

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 11:51, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 11:57, Reply)
The only thing Gorge Lucas wanted protection in spaceballs was han solos image. So Mel agreed , dressed him as Indiana jones

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 11:54, Reply)
spaceballs was fucking shit

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:48, Reply)
^ first in the queue for the upcoming sequel

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 13:22, Reply)
Han Solo shit first

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 13:48, Reply)
I recognised his foul stench when I was brought on board

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 13:57, Reply)

r
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:12, Reply)
L7'zzz

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:22, Reply)
Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 11:46, Reply)

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