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SHIT IT

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:02, Reply)
YES

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:07, Reply)
CHEERS

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:30, Reply)
LOL

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:35, Reply)
SHIT + IT = SHIT
Maybe yours will catch on
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:18, Reply)
GUNT+SQUART=GUART

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:31, Reply)
GUARTING AS I TYPE THIS

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:31, Reply)
SHIT IT REAL GOOD.
90s music y/n?
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:24, Reply)

9 8
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:25, Reply)
like most decades: some good, some mediocre and some shite

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:32, Reply)
tl;dr GUART

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:34, Reply)
LAST CHRISTMAS
I GAVE YOU MY GUART
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:40, Reply)
GUART SIMPSON

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:42, Reply)
GUART, 'ALONE'

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:45, Reply)
SHEER GUART ATTACK

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:54, Reply)
ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE GUART THOU, ROMEO?

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 16:05, Reply)
Guarting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 18:04, Reply)
WANK OFF

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:31, Reply)
WANK+OFF=WOFF

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:32, Reply)
^ WOFFTER

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:33, Reply)
^FRANK WOFF

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:34, Reply)
JONATHAN WOFF

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:35, Reply)
MAZEL WOFF

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:44, Reply)
FIDDLER ON THE WOFF

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 16:04, Reply)
Richard-baiting "Queenie"

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 18:18, Reply)
Beverly + Crusher = Crurly

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:51, Reply)
hey come on now kids read this board there's no need for that sort of language

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:43, Reply)
wanna cyber?

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:46, Reply)
I'm only 12 you know

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:48, Reply)
I'll be Muhammad and you can be Aisha

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:57, Reply)
so hot <3

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 16:01, Reply)
+ brimful of

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 16:02, Reply)
I used to see that lad in Stoke Newington all the fucking time
I also saw Salman Rushdie there too

What a world
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:17, Reply)
I haven't seen this much yelling since '300'.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:52, Reply)
THIS IS B3TA

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 19:47, Reply)
Or male nudity

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 19:57, Reply)
¯\(º_o)/¯

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:48, Reply)
CHEESE IT

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 16:45, Reply)
WOFF IT

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:12, Reply)
Cheesy Woffsits

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:37, Reply)
I can't
Must be the peanuts
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 18:07, Reply)
+why I'm king of my castle

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 18:34, Reply)
When did you last have a Wagon Wheel?
I had one yesterday at my friend's house, but it had an odd, hard to describe taste as if they've changed the chocolate to be more like american stuff.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:37, Reply)
I don't eat food made for the lower echelons of society, soz

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:41, Reply)
Fabergé Creme Egg, or GTFO.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:43, Reply)
Your loss.
Youll never know the delights of a pizza crunch, or a munchie box.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:09, Reply)
It's a spice box not munchie box
What gentrified hell hole do you live in.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:21, Reply)
Glasgow,
where it is a munchie box.

See here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd44JZsPrkc
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:28, Reply)

Lol.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:09, Reply)

This is the first time I've come across a munchie box.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:17, Reply)

This is my favourite munchy box page.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:25, Reply)
"What is a Box Muncher?"

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:00, Reply)
Aside from the weird yellow stuff in the bottom left corner, the looks like a decent picnic.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:50, Reply)
They used to be bigger.
#'member?
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:42, Reply)
7 and 5/16 furlongs across
and they will be again, once we're freed from the metric overlords
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:55, Reply)
Can't wait for decimalisation to be rolled back!

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:56, Reply)
Tell you what, 240 pennies in a pound is proper going to fuck up all my spreadsheets

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:00, Reply)
I want to be paid in guineas.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:09, Reply)
+pig

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:10, Reply)
I'm really allergic to rodents.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:11, Reply)
Just like to tell the board that it would appear that the mcbeef household now seems to be 100% ratless
What a fucking relief
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:50, Reply)
Oh, has she kicked you out?

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:21, Reply)
I live in Scotland,
so if Nichola gets her way we'll be trading in shortbread and thistles.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:12, Reply)
Sturgeon must condemn

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:20, Reply)
Anything to upset the sassenachs.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:30, Reply)
I can imagine that does form part of their policy.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:33, Reply)
I don't think I have ever eaten one
aren't they marshmallow and biscuit? sounds revolting
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:43, Reply)
The blue ones are, but the red ones have jam added.
The blue ones are always a disappointment.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:50, Reply)
Other way round you flid

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:56, Reply)
Hmm. It has been a while.
But, y'know, the jam is red.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:58, Reply)
Original wagon wheels are red, there is no discussion about the colour of jam

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:08, Reply)
I'm not arguing, just noting the disconnect between the colour of the filling and the colour of the wrapper.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:10, Reply)

Salt and vinegar is blue, cheese and onion is green.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:20, Reply)
Only since walkers fucked around with it

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:33, Reply)
The red ones are lady ones

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:10, Reply)
probably about 1980

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:43, Reply)
probably during the Iranian embassy siege

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:48, Reply)
Hope you shared with the hostages.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:57, Reply)
Mmm, fragmented glass topping

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:06, Reply)
I make my own using only the finest artisan ingredients

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:47, Reply)
There a sourdough starter in my kitchen, we had smashed avocados for breakfast, yesterday,
and I found myself preparing a non-dairy, decaf, iced latte, the other day.
Peak hipster must be on the horizon.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:56, Reply)
OMG!
Do you have an insta for that?!!
That would be amaze-os!!

I hope a red wine reduction to add depth to the jam is included!!



Excitement!!
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:06, Reply)
Didn't the letters in your name used to be arranged differently
Or is this another fucksocks "comedy" account
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:13, Reply)
No. I buggered it up the first time and just stuck with it.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:23, Reply)
bradley cooper is well dreamy

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:22, Reply)
*tommy

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:33, Reply)
*Robinson

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:18, Reply)
foooooooood

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 12:39, Reply)
American chocolate isn't even worthy of the name, for the most part.
Hershey's tastes like sick.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:01, Reply)
Your own sick, or other peoples?
Just interested.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:13, Reply)
I don't believe I've ever tasted anyone else's.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:17, Reply)
'Dont believe'? or 'Know for sure'?
There is a difference.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:19, Reply)
I can't conclusively rule out
having got off with someone at a party after she'd sicked up that one WKD Blue too many, but I have no conscious memory of doing so.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:30, Reply)
The prosecuction rests, m'lud.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:34, Reply)
I don't mind the occasional novelty of a Hershey's.
I think mangoes taste like puke, so I've possibly been blessed with tropical stomach acid.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:29, Reply)
Never liked them
When I was a kid I thought it meant there was something wrong with me, now I realise it was other people who were wrong.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:50, Reply)
this doesn't mean that there isn't something wrong with you though

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:59, Reply)
Last week
I find their biscuit to chocolate ratio disappointing
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:16, Reply)















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(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:23, Reply)
Don't Tell Mom
The Mod's Dead
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:54, Reply)
I eat them every day
the jammie ones, not plain

I love the filthy cheap discs
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 21:51, Reply)
Morning

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 6:26, Reply)
Yet more lies from Project Morning, the people have already spoken m8.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 7:28, Reply)
Why don't you tell everyone where your funding comes from?
*gets McThickshake ready for chucking*
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:02, Reply)
Let's be very clear here, I've already answered your question, and I will do so a third time, if you would be so good as to let me finish, I hope that has cleared things up.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:06, Reply)

*spooges giant spaf of vanilla down 2's gammon face*
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:08, Reply)
Let's be clear, the people had a chance to speak freely in 2016, and they did so with a clear majority in favour of taking back control, there is clearly no need for the people to continue speaking freely.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:21, Reply)

I took control of the majority of your nan last night and now she can't even walk freely let alone speak.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:28, Reply)
So much for the tolerant left.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:53, Reply)
Can't argue with you there.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:08, Reply)
I've come back into work after being off sick
and the two bananas in the fruit bowl on my desk are now at optimum ripeness.

#winningatlife
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:09, Reply)
Lucky fecker.
I seem to have acquired an ant colony in my absence.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:14, Reply)
You've become management then?
Do what all managers long do to: go boil a kettle and kill every single one of your employees.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:26, Reply)
Tempting, tempting.
For the time being I have been shooing/flicking them away from my desk, as is the prerogative of any manager.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:30, Reply)
Could you delegate the responsibility to a colleague
with a trail of sugar to someone else's desk?
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:39, Reply)
It might look like sugar,
but it's actually MASSIVE DRUGS!
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:53, Reply)
morning

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:26, Reply)
Fucking hell this cold is vile
very little sneezing and snot but my chest feels like I've spent the last week in The Somme.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:27, Reply)
sounds more like lung cancer than a cold

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:32, Reply)
lol!

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:39, Reply)
pA$5w0rD1

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:31, Reply)
oh shit
ignore that pls
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:31, Reply)
I will

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 10:07, Reply)
It's okay, I'm here now

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:44, Reply)
Thank god

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:46, Reply)
'lo.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 8:53, Reply)
+ I raise up
a bitter and hasty nation, who march through the breadth of the earth.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 9:07, Reply)
Erry day.

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 9:21, Reply)
Morning

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 9:31, Reply)
I feel so bad I'm going home
Head woolly and painful throat sore urgh
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 10:20, Reply)
alright

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 9:40, Reply)
Not really

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 10:20, Reply)
Jesse

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 10:07, Reply)
Bad like+ +James

(, Mon 20 May 2019, 10:19, Reply)
alright

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 9:22, Reply)
Get your ass to Mars.

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 9:40, Reply)
dont question me
i.imgur.com/Lz1VXvv.jpg
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 10:09, Reply)
I can't argue with this.

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 12:46, Reply)
yeh. weird pubstuff last few days though.
closed, kitchen closed, downstairs closed, flooding.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 10:25, Reply)

youtu.be/BkR6KrEyNwo
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 10:29, Reply)
Yeah, not bad
How are you?
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 11:48, Reply)
meh

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 11:59, Reply)
I'm in work
But at least I'm not the one being chained to a bed
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 12:09, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8222413
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 13:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8222384
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 12:33, Reply)
Tommy Robinson is laughably short.

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 13:51, Reply)
child not fully developed short

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 13:59, Reply)
although the cunt did live in a £1 million pound house until recently

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 13:59, Reply)
Poor Barbie

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:08, Reply)
Yeah, not under any of his own 'real' names though.
Mortgage fraud is a crime that CAN pay. Until you get caught.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:45, Reply)
Isn't he about 3'6"?

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:04, Reply)
He wishes he was like six foot nine

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:10, Reply)

twitter.com/agirlcalledlina/status/1129151919065325568?s=19
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:24, Reply)
This is great as well - some alt-right reporter comes to Manchester and asks people what they think of Tommy Robinson and basically just gets a video of people calling him a cunt.
twitter.com/jessieSwiet/status/1129684367838765056

The irony of a 'free speech' advocate censoring the word cunt is not lost on me.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 21:14, Reply)
Greetings from Africa!
Yes, I'm on holiday right now. Having a beer round the pool, 27°C. It's horrible here. Avoid at all costs, you'll only get fat.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:04, Reply)
Go on a safari
Masai Mara game reserve is meant to be spectacular. I want to go there myself
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:09, Reply)
Doing bugger all today. It's more near the beach tbh.
Going quadbiking tomorrow over the desert. That's supposed to be fun.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:12, Reply)
You can go in a shark cage
There are great whites round there
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:17, Reply)
No thanks. Ive seen that movie 47 Metres Down.

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 15:08, Reply)
I've always wanted to do it

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 16:03, Reply)
2 hours behind you. Just about to go for another all inclusive hot dog and chips to go with my really gassy beer.

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:10, Reply)
What's on the telly over there?

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:18, Reply)
Murder, she wrote

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:40, Reply)
Sky news
And one movie channel.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 15:07, Reply)
Even here
You can't get away from brexit.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 15:20, Reply)
BBC Scotland are repeating The High Life. So it's on iPlayer.

(, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:42, Reply)
Srs, so glad I found him, and I'm pope alday long
andrewsobel.com/eight-ways-to-improve-your-empathy/
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:00, Reply)

Don’t think you have any biases? Think again—we all do.

Cultivate your sense
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:02, Reply)
Explore the heart not just the head

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:04, Reply)
Strikey shaft

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:08, Reply)
Strikey strokey

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:08, Reply)
Eh lads

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:09, Reply)
disgusting
you should be banned
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:10, Reply)

+Pato ned ton
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:16, Reply)
New mons out

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:07, Reply)
Does that link to his bit on empathy? It was supposed to

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:10, Reply)
y
I've already learnt a lot
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:12, Reply)
I never know how theses link things work sometimes, some go another way

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:31, Reply)
Aww shit I just spilt kroney all over my weed , in the fucking bag the lot, ffs

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:51, Reply)
Don't drink such shitty lager

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:26, Reply)
Now come on I like a laugh, but 1664 is a king of lagers

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 22:00, Reply)
Stick it in a bag of rice.

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:45, Reply)

New Get your
+for the lads
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:40, Reply)
lol, pubis

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:02, Reply)
You've gone wrong

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:26, Reply)
Not very empathic

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:47, Reply)
I've been awake since yesterday morning
Empathy can go and shit in its best hat
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:28, Reply)
I spent 5 years at medical school, 5 years training as a GP and the last 8 years being a GP.
I think I'm more qualified than that prick for pretending to care about all the stupid shit that people come out with.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:31, Reply)
What a waste of time

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 22:03, Reply)
and now Ben Raemers :'(

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:52, Reply)
my Alan Partridge deck will be worth a bit more now.

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:54, Reply)
8. Ask better questions.
Bring three or four thoughtful, even provocative questions to every conversation you have with clients or colleagues.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 3:12, Reply)
COME ON YOU CUNT, LET'S HAVE SOME APHEX ACID!

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 17:18, Reply)
Must I?

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 17:24, Reply)
It's been ages since I've listened to drukqs

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 17:27, Reply)
it's a pretty patchy album

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 18:13, Reply)
That's more praise than I'd give

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 18:15, Reply)
it was clearly cobbled together for contractual reasons

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 18:26, Reply)
I used to like it.
Not as much as RDJ though.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 18:23, Reply)
^robbie williams fan

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:05, Reply)

Robbie

Sian
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:18, Reply)
Let me entertain you is a guilty pleasure of mine

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:18, Reply)
I'm the opposite, it's rare a song provokes visceral hatred but this one does that.

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:21, Reply)
^ is loving angels instead

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:21, Reply)
I'm a musical butterfly
I tend to choose random songs that I enjoy from different groups, apart from Queen. My earliest musical memory is bohemian rhapsody
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:25, Reply)
Queen are fucking terrible.

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:29, Reply)
Bow your head in shame, cunt

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:25, Reply)
no no, they were fucking bent drivel

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:46, Reply)
+ of that

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 18:13, Reply)
Kyuss on the stereo

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 18:45, Reply)
I fuckin love welcome to sky valley

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:05, Reply)
that's what's on.
I prefer Blues for the Red Sun though.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:14, Reply)
Fuck that noise
I've been awake since yesterday morning and spent last night with hookers and shoe yet again. I need sleep badly, I'm back in work tomorrow morning
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 18:53, Reply)
Just found out I know a professional football player

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:08, Reply)
Sportsmen probably need regular massages

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:14, Reply)
Jose Baxter
Haven't seen him since he was a toddler
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 19:17, Reply)
HELP YOURSELF M8, NOT FOR ME THO THX

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:11, Reply)
afternoon
I did a Crystal-Maze type event room thing with my work colleagues last week. What ropey old TV game show would you like to take part in?
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 13:32, Reply)
Blind Date, with actual blind people

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 13:37, Reply)
Watch Day of the Triffids.

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 15:32, Reply)
Plants must hate it, most don't even have wrists

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 15:42, Reply)
Me and a mate in school were meant to go on blockbusters
But the Catholic school down the road got picked instead. They only got one answer right.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 13:43, Reply)
Cahtchphreeease
with Roy "The Original and Best" Walker.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 13:50, Reply)
I was going to come up with some stupid pervy program
But this is the correct answer.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 14:02, Reply)

the correct answer riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 14:49, Reply)
I'd take a day off to avoid pish like this or an escape room.

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 14:17, Reply)
^^^^^^

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 15:20, Reply)
Team building with a bunch of cunts

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 16:48, Reply)
The Generation Game, featuring the rotting corpse of Brucie and a pile of cadavers

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 14:45, Reply)
Knightmare.
So I could hang out with Treguard and his 'friend' Pickle.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 15:34, Reply)
Bullseye
I'd fucking love to win a speedboat, me!
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 22:36, Reply)
Could be fun, seeing if you can 'win' by giving all your colleagues shit instructions so they all get locked in.
Then getting loads of points in the dome at the end to prove how rubbish they are and how you can do much better without them.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 13:55, Reply)
Munging.

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 8:33, Reply)
Mungning MoMu
About to start a 21 hour flight to the UK, has civil war broken out yet?
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 8:38, Reply)
Yes, but we're only using milkshakes as weapons,
so actual casualties will be limited to the lactose intolerant.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 8:46, Reply)
Had an MEP flyer through for this lot yesterday, they seem nice
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Democrats
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 8:53, Reply)
it's a vote from me!

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 8:55, Reply)
same
had a few personalised ones from right-wing parties
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 8:59, Reply)
What, they wrote to you by name?

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:04, Reply)
just my name and address
usually, it's just a flyer but these had my full name and address. Wankers.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:05, Reply)
Serves you right for buying the mail on sunday with a debit card

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:09, Reply)
buying goods on amazon through a stormfront affiliate link

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:11, Reply)
5 pence from every pound you spend will go to help someone who lost his job to an immigrant

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:15, Reply)
The Apple retailer?

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:23, Reply)
hiya

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 8:49, Reply)
^ yellow peril

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 8:51, Reply)
Never pass a wounded Jap.

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 8:52, Reply)
shit it

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 8:59, Reply)
Yeah, I'm still buzzing

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:01, Reply)
Heavy on the toot, last night?

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:23, Reply)
No, I've not touched that for ages,

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:42, Reply)
Good lad. Winners don't use drugs.
Except in high level athletic competitions, obviously.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:48, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Munging
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 9:58, Reply)
Seems legit.

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 11:34, Reply)
Edgy and 12

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 12:42, Reply)
That's 95% of urbandictionary.

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 13:44, Reply)
Hi, I'm Chad Wackerman
and my globules have coalesced.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 23:30, Reply)
Mung the merciless

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 23:32, Reply)
The Color Of Mungy

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 4:55, Reply)
Me, I know it's red

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 7:43, Reply)
Don't wear such tight pants, then

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 2:36, Reply)
I'm a Chad guy, I don't mind admitting it

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 4:53, Reply)
The Sisters of Mungy

(, Sat 18 May 2019, 8:32, Reply)
COME ON YOU REDS

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 19:35, Reply)
This ref is fucking bent, clear hand ball

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:40, Reply)
is he?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:42, Reply)
the referees a wanker he wears a wankers hat

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:42, Reply)
good luck
although I do think Lee Bowyer is a prick
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:41, Reply)
O feel physically sick , I can't cope anymore

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 22:39, Reply)
you'll feel worse if it goes to penalties against sunders

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 22:45, Reply)
Nah, it's a shit division, we should have won it , fucking league one , not bothered now

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 22:54, Reply)
Who's playing?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 20:52, Reply)
Scott shortly, he's just gone to get some food

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 21:19, Reply)
That Munkyfelcha track is solid.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 21:30, Reply)
cheers, I've got loads of that shit, was a lot of fun to make

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 21:33, Reply)
Got the painters in?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 21:50, Reply)
congrats mongy

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 22:54, Reply)
Played my heart out, 110%

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 23:53, Reply)
I asked you piss ants before for help with a tune I couldn't remember - you all failed
Can you help this time? The line from I.T. "Do they float" was used on a drum and bass/jungle tune in the 90s... anyone able to help?
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:21, Reply)
yes I can help

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:33, Reply)
shy fx
original nuttah
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:37, Reply)
leviticus
the burial
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:40, Reply)
probably not
my knowledge is more film-based
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:45, Reply)
shit on a dog's tits
by your nan
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:45, Reply)
the lion sleeps tonight
tight fit (unlike your nan's baggy minge)
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:46, Reply)
love that song

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:52, Reply)
Me too.
It's ace.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:53, Reply)
Yeah, it was Euromasters - Alles Naar De Klote

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:55, Reply)
I like that.
It's mental.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 17:59, Reply)
yeah I was always partial to a bit of gabba

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:02, Reply)
Fucking hell not for me

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:04, Reply)
^ lost his hardcore

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:06, Reply)
ez big fella

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:11, Reply)
ello mate, you seem to be playing on various diff stations at the mo, is that right?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:14, Reply)
I retired for nearly 3 years but now back
playing soul disco and rare groove,
nothing major, just enjoying things :)
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:16, Reply)
Sweet :) I got myself a dj-808 to muck about with, with the vague plan to get involved again at some point

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:29, Reply)
Cool, I still got my CDJ2000s but they've been boxed up in a cupboard for years.
Just using my Technics for shows now.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:31, Reply)
when & where are you next playing, I'll try to tune in

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:51, Reply)
Tomorrow night 9pm I'll tag you :)

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 19:32, Reply)
ah I don't do facebook much nowadays, what's the station?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 19:38, Reply)
Heyyyyy

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:55, Reply)
That's sent me down a YouTube Melbourne shuffle rabbit hole now.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:19, Reply)

Neuromancer ‎– Pennywise
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:09, Reply)
Get you with your proper answer
think I've got that record & still didn't have a clue what paint! was asking for.

also, alright richyplops
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:12, Reply)

yes i remaked this part using Audacity my favorite music edit kkkk I HOPE NO ONE SAY I AM A RETARDED .EXEmple nice grammar retarded kid i reported 67 times the guy replied this to me!!
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:24, Reply)
Are you pissed?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:27, Reply)
Why not, it's friday

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:49, Reply)
Oh god please don't let this be the Friday night thread

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:19, Reply)
Lol
This is noice.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:23, Reply)
Right imma upload some of my old gabber stuff, it's officially gabber friday

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:33, Reply)
YES
Got to go out for a couple of hours now but then it will be time to get back and put on something loud.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:37, Reply)
The best gabba:
Munkyfelcha - Good E Felcha
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 19:31, Reply)
You'd best gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 19:09, Reply)
5/7: Sleeper agent
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-48299437
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 13:52, Reply)
4/7: Bumhole shitplops

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 13:56, Reply)
Snitch.
Thanks, Auntie Beeb!
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 14:03, Reply)
Woah, check em

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 16:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8111111
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 18:57, Reply)
1 hr 37 mins til boozetime, I'm gonna party like it's Friday afternoon

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 14:53, Reply)
I'm supposed to be going to the oldest rock/metal bar in town tonight.
LET'S RAWK!
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 14:59, Reply)
1/1: Shitcock

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 15:13, Reply)
0/0: Mercy Killing

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 15:21, Reply)
3/7 Snitch
Did the third question make sense to anyone?
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 15:26, Reply)
yeah, he was dead all along

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 15:29, Reply)

youtu.be/frBWvyE_N9I
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 16:52, Reply)
4/12 penis cheese lover

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 15:32, Reply)
She'll take your heart but you won't feel it

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 15:35, Reply)
+I asked the guy "why you so fly?" he said

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 16:21, Reply)
4/40 pub time

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 16:40, Reply)
Yeah nice one yeah?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 11:08, Reply)
actually not really, my court date which I've been counting down to for months is being moved, not sure to when yet
:(
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 11:09, Reply)
This afternoon

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 11:15, Reply)
Lol like death row in Japan
where you can wait for years on end without ever learning the date for your execution, then they wake you up one morning and say "Right, we're going to kill you now."
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 11:24, Reply)
Live each day like it's your last.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 11:26, Reply)
lying in bed pumped full of morphine?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:46, Reply)
Sounds great, sign me up.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:56, Reply)
That would be superb

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 11:31, Reply)
+ h
yo ho ho & a bottle of cumin
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:03, Reply)
RIP Grumpy Cat

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 11:52, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:07, Reply)
Yeah, well plastic.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 11:53, Reply)
R-Patz is the new Batman.
That ought to upset a fair few nerds.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:01, Reply)
You're upset then?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:18, Reply)
Livid, m8.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:20, Reply)
Seriously?
Is this some kind of conspiracy to make Ben Affleck feel better about himself?
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:22, Reply)
What, the T-1000?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 15:15, Reply)
Yeah? Yeah

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:22, Reply)
quick round of cock muff bumhole?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:27, Reply)
skull and crossfit bones

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:33, Reply)
That is so last thread.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:57, Reply)
yer but I wasn't here then

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 13:13, Reply)
Typical solipsist.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 13:28, Reply)
Friday yeah?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 12:47, Reply)
Cheers yeah?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 13:45, Reply)
Yeah
Cheers
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 15:22, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 7:13, Reply)
That's not my Grrrmachine!

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 7:44, Reply)
Yo
and word.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 7:45, Reply)
I have the lurgi
I am in bed and I'm n9t getting up
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 7:45, Reply)
too much gym prolly

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 8:32, Reply)
don9t blame you

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:46, Reply)
Cor blimey.
I feel as rough as a badger's arse this morning. Stupid cold in reaction to going back to the gym.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 8:07, Reply)
yes that's how viruses work

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 8:31, Reply)
+morou
rough as a
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:51, Reply)
To the Archive with you!

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:56, Reply)
What's a pirate's favourite herb?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:00, Reply)
PARRRRRRRsley?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:02, Reply)
Tarrrrrrrragon

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:02, Reply)
coriander?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:06, Reply)
You couldn't even be bothered to write "coriand-arrr".
For shame.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:27, Reply)
Banana. It IS a herb ACTUALLY.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:31, Reply)
Banan-arrr?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:43, Reply)
lol, minions!

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:43, Reply)
Jolly Roger's Cookbook tell you to smoke the skins?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:43, Reply)
Herb Alpert
And his Tijuana Brass.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:53, Reply)
Herbie Hancock

lol cock
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:56, Reply)
I caught mine conventionally
And am focusing on being I'll in bed
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:52, Reply)
Seriously debating going home this arvo.
I feel like shit.
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 11:18, Reply)
Tonight I'll spend my bread, tonight
I'll lose my head, tonight
I've got to get to night
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 8:31, Reply)
huge if true

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 8:36, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 8:42, Reply)
a rainy one at that

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 8:46, Reply)
Arrr, gym lad

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:09, Reply)
Pilates of the Caribbean

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:34, Reply)
[something about booty]

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:36, Reply)
Johnny Reps

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:38, Reply)
Dead Man's Chest Expander

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:45, Reply)
the black spotting

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:48, Reply)
Compression Legging Silver

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:50, Reply)
Rockefeller Plank
like that song from fatboy slim, only more piratey
(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:57, Reply)
Just lots of rowing machines.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:11, Reply)
yoga ho ho and a bottle of rum

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:44, Reply)
FUCK YEAH FRIDAy

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:47, Reply)
two whole days of weeing and pooing freedom ahead

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:49, Reply)
Yayayayayay!!!111

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:51, Reply)
Up the addicks

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 9:56, Reply)
Sounds like a sex position.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:02, Reply)
Should we try to make you go to rehab?

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:09, Reply)
he'll just say: no, no, no

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:16, Reply)
Prolly be dead, soon.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:27, Reply)
Customer address of the day: Wankdorfallee.

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:44, Reply)
Friction Bern

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:51, Reply)
He'

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 10:56, Reply)
Customer of the day: Jeffrey Pert
Hullo, knob's and fanny's
(, Thu 16 May 2019, 17:29, Reply)
no customers today
i'm off till tomorrow night
(, Thu 16 May 2019, 17:36, Reply)
nice
I'm off home to barbecue a couple of trout, with an asian twist
(, Thu 16 May 2019, 17:47, Reply)

barbecue drop couple of brown
(, Thu 16 May 2019, 17:59, Reply)
Standard

(, Thu 16 May 2019, 18:02, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 16 May 2019, 18:11, Reply)
imma have steak tonight
then i've got a bottle of pinot grigio for later, when my chap turns up. hopefully, he'll be bringing shoe with him, as this is our weekend, what with both of us working friday night and him working saturday night
(, Thu 16 May 2019, 18:15, Reply)
Get involved

(, Thu 16 May 2019, 18:39, Reply)
Had to call and tell him not to come
As this bug has got my guts in an uproar
(, Thu 16 May 2019, 23:14, Reply)
Look at the pert little buttocks on that Jeffrey

(, Thu 16 May 2019, 17:39, Reply)
dollars fancies giraffes!

(, Thu 16 May 2019, 17:41, Reply)
I can't help it, they are conscientious lovers

(, Thu 16 May 2019, 17:43, Reply)
Impressive tongue action

(, Thu 16 May 2019, 18:42, Reply)
Wrap some leaves around your willy and stand near the enclosure

(, Thu 16 May 2019, 18:43, Reply)
on a ladder

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 1:26, Reply)
*looks*

*approves*
(, Thu 16 May 2019, 17:47, Reply)
I've seen bigger tits on a ferret.

(, Thu 16 May 2019, 17:53, Reply)
Been on /board, have we

(, Thu 16 May 2019, 18:02, Reply)
alright, Yoda's head with Gregg Wallace's face badly superimposed on it
hahahahahahahahahahaha, imagine how funny a photoshopped picture of that would be, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 16 May 2019, 21:51, Reply)
Buttery biscuit FORCE! Lol!!!!!!

(, Thu 16 May 2019, 22:21, Reply)
Only a masterchef of evil, gregg!

(, Fri 17 May 2019, 0:40, Reply)

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