afternoon
I know why I'm a fucking wanker, but why are YOU a fucking wanker?

You fucking wanker.
(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:30, Reply)

not telling you

( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 17:14, Reply)

i wank a lot

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:11, Reply)

we know

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:13, Reply)

with a cheese grater

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:14, Reply)

we know

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:21, Reply)

a cheese grater is my pet name for your mum

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:22, Reply)

afternoon
I just ordered a book

www.theguardian.com/music/2020/oct/19/why-hawkwind-were-the-great-radicals-of-1970s-rock

are you a reader? or a feeder? or a dirty old paeder?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:56, Reply)

playing your music in the sun

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:57, Reply)

I'm reading High-Rise at the moment.

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:01, Reply)

re-reading again, having read it WHEN YOU WERE ONLY TWO?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:04, Reply)

no, first read of it.
I did read The Atrocity Exhibition when I was 4 though.
(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:09, Reply)

'kin 'ell
I'm still working my way up to books without pictures
( garidead Today's wrong item, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:23, Reply)

lol

(dribble posting crap, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:45, Reply)

I'm a raver, and a shaver, and a midnight bather

( garidead Today's wrong item, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:22, Reply)

no u neva

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:42, Reply)

I'm reading 'Night Film' at the moment and I've just had lunch
so I'm both a reader and a feeder. I'll leave the dirty old paeding to 70s TV presenters and disc jockeys.
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:52, Reply)

i know one of the band members of hawkwind
so shove that up your book binding
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:53, Reply)

Current lineup?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 14:30, Reply)

nah course not
back in the day
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:12, Reply)

Yeah, well I went to university with a girl who went to school with the singer out of Irish metal band Kerbdog.
Beat that!
(b3ta tosh, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:30, Reply)

shit pop singer Sandi Thom was a couple of years below me at school, BEAT THAT

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:38, Reply)

Yeah, well my mum went to the same school as Annie Lennox, about 10 years before though.
This should be the QOTW, might suggest it.
(b3ta tosh, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:43, Reply)

our house master's wife was at school with Annie Lennox, BEAT THAT

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:47, Reply)

UH OH I can feel a 'Michael Gove' moment coming on

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:58, Reply)

I'm building up to it mate, no need to bring out the Gove just yet

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:23, Reply)

well I just went full Jamiroquai down there so the gloves are fuckin' off, yeah?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:33, Reply)

Jack Dee went to my school
as did Colin Firth, whose parents my mothers knows - apparently they are really fucking dull BEAT THAT
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:58, Reply)

oh hang on I can BEAT THAT myself
one of my mum's best mates went out with 'folk punk' 'sensation' Frank Turner's dad for many years - until he decided to start living as a woman, oldest trans in the village lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:03, Reply)

I used to babysit for Heinz 'Great Egg Race' Wolff's grandchildren
They didn't have a TV BEAT THAT
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:05, Reply)

I'm basically an A list celebrity

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:10, Reply)

My great aunt went out with Michael Heseltine in the 50's
Oh, and I used to work with a woman who met Hitler when she was a little girl. There's a famous photo of her handing him a bunch of flowers. Risky shit for a little jewish kid.
( garidead Today's wrong item, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:14, Reply)

ooh not bad!
my mate's mum went out with Rick Wright of Pink Floyd at college in the 60s, and my mum's mate (same one above with the trans boyfriend) told me Keith Moon went to her 16th birthday party BEAT THAT
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:18, Reply)

This is probably common knowledge by now, but I once had a shit in the bass player from Darts' grandmothers bog
BEAT THAT
( broadsword W⚓, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:19, Reply)

my brother project-managed the installation of Jay 'Jamiroquai' Kay's kitchen
apparently he is a 'fucking knob' which is hardly news - but my bro's principal objection was that he never shared his joints with him BEAT THAT
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:26, Reply)

i like early hawkwind and feel they get a bad press

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:01, Reply)

I love Lemmy-era Hawkwind, I quite like Calvert's punky late 70s stuff, I hate the Moorcock Chronicles stuff
they were back on form in the late 80s but then went seriously off the boil until about 5 years ago when new blood reinvigorated them....now they've gone off the boil again but I will always love them and when Brock finally croaks (which may well not be too long now) I will be really fucking sad.

#hawkwindchat
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:24, Reply)

i'm not super familiar with them past the late 70s, it never appealed to me and so i didn't bother with the new stuff at all

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:28, Reply)

they haven't made any remarkable records since the early 80s, but as a live band they've still been great on and off

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:01, Reply)

The rise of the idiots
I rate that easily the best thing I ever read
(dribble posting crap, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:46, Reply)

nice glass of Dutch wine?

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:47, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 7:25, Reply)

Morning

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 7:45, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:03, Reply)

aye

( garidead Today's wrong item, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 7:57, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:03, Reply)

if you insist

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 7:58, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:03, Reply)

that time again

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:06, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:24, Reply)

Yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:08, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:25, Reply)

indeed

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:41, Reply)

Lol blanked

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:25, Reply)

^ upset

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:50, Reply)

Bleers

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:50, Reply)

and mister speaker, I say this to the right honourable gentleman, morning

(dribble posting crap, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 9:30, Reply)

only 66 days till christmas

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:38, Reply)

It's cancelled

(dribble posting crap, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:48, Reply)

Thanks, Sleepy Joe!

(b3ta tosh, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:51, Reply)

Communism has finally won

(dribble posting crap, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:55, Reply)

oh shit what am I going to do with all this figgy pudding?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:51, Reply)

Prematurely festive soup kitchen

(dribble posting crap, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:56, Reply)

#infezzzzz

(b3ta tosh, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:59, Reply)

is it worth picking up a Wii U?

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:25, Reply)

only if you promise to use it to smash your stupid face in

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:49, Reply)

that's exactly why I want one

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:52, Reply)

is it worth dozer ponders buying console,
(dribble posting crap, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:55, Reply)

Turtle power!

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:00, Reply)

GOSH WELL DONE M8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:16, Reply)

I'm quick off the bat!!!

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:54, Reply)

i dunno some shite or something about pubs

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:28, Reply)

Gyms are the new pubs.

( planearm, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:42, Reply)

are they?
fair enough i'll have a double bench press
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:48, Reply)

Fuck pubs

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:48, Reply)

Anyone done a Muckbang?

(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 14:55, Reply)

FOoOOoOoOOoOOooOOOoooOOoD

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Oct 2020, 14:59, Reply)

God damn I love food

(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:10, Reply)

no
the idea of strangers watching me eat vast quantities of food is disturbing
( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:06, Reply)

You know you just want to be this guy, in a future you
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nikocado+avocado
(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:11, Reply)

eeeewww
i love hot food, but look at the ugly fucker! i don't even think HE wants to be him in the future
( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:13, Reply)

You should check out the ' youtube commentary ' pages on this guy, they've all talked about him, he even has an OnylFans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAgvczdhsqI
(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:35, Reply)

that's a hard pass

( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:42, Reply)

He's SUTSH an ATENCHON SEEKER

(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:32, Reply)

Based on this article, his subscribers are paying to watch him have an actual IRL nervous breakdown.
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:57, Reply)

It's true.

(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:33, Reply)

frinkiac.com/img/S04E08/1068099.jpg
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:50, Reply)

I shudder to imagine what horrors you would shovel down yr alimentary canal

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:07, Reply)

Sushi !!!!

(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:11, Reply)

i have a lobster defrosting for dinner

( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:18, Reply)

One door always says the truth, one door always lies.
What's the answer? Is @SmashMonkey having #Lobster for dinner?
(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:36, Reply)

yep
only a cheap one from lidl, but i've been craving it for weeks and they've finally got the christmas "luxury items" in stock
( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:42, Reply)

Oh nice ! I hope you enjoy. Photos please, post them to your FB and tag me in.
That's if we're on FB M8z, I can't remember if we're FB M8s or not from your username.
(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:30, Reply)

yes we are

( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:37, Reply)

No, it's a giant FIB
she's said before she can only eat roadkill and no lobster has ever gone under the wheels of her pickup truck.
( garidead Today's wrong item, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:13, Reply)

i don't have a truck
i can't drive
( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:30, Reply)

but apart from that it's pretty plausible, huh?

( garidead Today's wrong item, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:33, Reply)

i don't really think we have many tasty animals in this country that could be easily squished by a car

( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:38, Reply)

pheasants are unlikely to survive a car hitting them
deer also

but yeah that's not many
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 18:08, Reply)

You sound like you've never taken a Range Rover to Windsor Safari Park.

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 18:42, Reply)

I haven't

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:47, Reply)

I thought google had everything on it.
Guess I guessed wrong.
(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:31, Reply)

Might have to if the market collapses.
It's a funny old world where your main source of income can be showing your tits and/or eating dinner on the internet.
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:38, Reply)

Do you have an OnlyFans or Patreon that I could subscribe too?

(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:40, Reply)

I watch so much YouTube that I often think I've missed the boat on the whole thing.
You see all these people who film themselves tinkering around with their favourite hobby and putting it on the internet, and then you find out they make half a million quid a month doing it.

Some of them are lovely people and I wish them every success (and some of them are twats and wastes of space). It just all seems a little...easy.
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:47, Reply)

Do you have any Dollar Shave Club or Raycon or RAID SHADOW LEGENDS on your Subs?
Because they're big payers.
(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:34, Reply)

Lol
It's both funny and sad to watch serious, talented content creators hoe themselves out to RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. Especially when it has absolutely nothing to do with their channel.
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:49, Reply)

 
(b3ta, you mean, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 17:31, Reply)

we've all done it

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:47, Reply)

For a very large fee I will eat titties on the internet. You can request a private Betamax recording on my onlyfans page. I am hideous and very frightening.

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:06, Reply)

Well I'm sold.

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 17:09, Reply)

Sorry, 'soiled'

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 17:09, Reply)

afternoon

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 12:38, Reply)

i've got a bit of a headache

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Oct 2020, 12:43, Reply)

hope it's not a glioblastoma!

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 13:39, Reply)

Would you like some morphine, methadone, co-odimol and a tin of Monster (or similar drink) ?
Because that's normally what I take when I have a headache, or when I wake up; whatever works.
(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:38, Reply)

Why do you have methadone? That’s an odd choice of painkiller.

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 16:23, Reply)

make up your mind

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 12:44, Reply)

meh
fucking Virgin broadband being shit again has cost me a time-critical 90mins
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 13:00, Reply)

can't you get one of those 4g thingies for emergency use?
or do you need proper download speeds?
( garidead Today's wrong item, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 13:08, Reply)

might have to if this keeps happening

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 13:15, Reply)

Get a PAYG one, not expensive if you're not downloading much

( garidead Today's wrong item, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 13:52, Reply)

A car smashed into my local GreenBox thinggy, and it took them almost 3 weeks to replace it.
And I ended up running up £120 on my datacharges using my phone as a hotspot.... this month.
(Gonz Yes its me, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:39, Reply)

afternoon

( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 14:40, Reply)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 7:42, Reply)

Morning
I’m back in London nahhhhh innit cor blimey guvner
( garidead Today's wrong item, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 7:45, Reply)

stroike a loight Maori Pappins!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:20, Reply)

The neighbours are taking the kids to school
the little boy is throwing a proper tantrum outside the car. I am SOOOOOO glad I don't have kids, from here it's all quite funny!
( garidead Today's wrong item, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:39, Reply)

I am one lucky fellow
I can honestly say my kid has never thrown a tantrum with me, she's never been rude or unpleasant, not once. The worst she's been is a bit vague/not paying attention. Of course given that she's about to become a teenager this will most likely all change but I've had an amazing run.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:55, Reply)

My niece is doing the whole sullen teenager thing now
but she is still susceptible to idiocy and I can raise a laugh from her. Her brother wiped the floor with me in both connect 4 and chess. Little shit.
( garidead Today's wrong item, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:17, Reply)

morning
Good weekend, was it? How's the missus?
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 7:49, Reply)

morning
Superb weekend ta, brisket smoke on Saturday and chicken and bacon pie yesterday, jr made a chocolate torte. I gave her a new Switch game which she's mad on (Astral Chain). Wife's OK thanks.

How about you, good one?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:23, Reply)

Nice one, that is some serious weekending.
I saw a recipe online this morning for salted caramel apple pie with a bacon fat crust, which looked enough to get even me into the kitchen.

Other than that I spent the weekend watching Western civilisation fall apart, with one friend resigning because she couldn't hack her managers any more and another friend being fired because he couldn't do the work of two people. Ten years from now we're going to look back on this whole pandemic and laugh...maybe.
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:42, Reply)

it really is The Year Everything Went to Shit, eh

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:56, Reply)

I think I'd rather have zombies roaming the streets at this point.

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:00, Reply)

It's 2020. They would be shit zombies
one thing nobody ever mentions in zombie films is the smell. If we really had zombies I think we'd all just shoot ourselves from the awful stench.
( garidead Today's wrong item, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:19, Reply)

Shit zombies are the best zombies though.
I want something that's barely able to shuffle forwards and is really easy to avoid. '28 Days Later' Usain Bolt zombies can fuck off.
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:32, Reply)

Dawn of the dead remake had running zombies too
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:24, Reply)

Yeah well I don't want them either

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:29, Reply)

Ironic, given that Hack Snyder does everything else in fucking slow-mo.

(b3ta tosh, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:29, Reply)

Freezers are the answer. I wonder why the mall in DOTD still had power
if the country was overrun you'd think all the power stations would be too

I think the Super Duper Mart is a more accurate post apocalyptic shopping experience
(dribble posting crap, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:26, Reply)

one of the characters mentions this
and says the power must be nuclear
( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 14:42, Reply)

Oh yeah, nuclear power stations don't need staff

(dribble posting crap, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:18, Reply)

hey, i'm just giving you the film's explanation

( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 15:32, Reply)

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:01, Reply)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:23, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:30, Reply)

morning
just posted a bad joke on qotw, I'll probably be banned in six months.
(b3ta tosh, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:58, Reply)

morning

( broadsword W⚓, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:59, Reply)

yes?

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:30, Reply)

hullo broad-o

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:45, Reply)

bit chilly today

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:31, Reply)

t g
ch w

lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 9:46, Reply)

Morning

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:24, Reply)

hullo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 11:34, Reply)

Good evening.

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:31, Reply)

Unacceptable

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:34, Reply)

evening, morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 20:27, Reply)

I wish I knew who everyone was.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 18 Oct 2020, 20:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8281079
(dribble posting crap, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 21:26, Reply)

Give me your passport number flesh puppet.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 18 Oct 2020, 23:21, Reply)

Keep going, dozer is nearly there

(dribble posting crap, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 0:03, Reply)

#larvalstage #infest

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 3:12, Reply)

Baldmonkey, apparently

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 2:02, Reply)

Evening
Watching Top Gear. I want a Lamgorghini urus.
( planearm, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 20:40, Reply)

my boss drives a Maserati Ghibli, it's 'alright'

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 21:18, Reply)

Out on the road today I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 2:03, Reply)

boss neighbour Totoro
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 6:46, Reply)

Evening

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 20:49, Reply)

morning

(dribble posting crap, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 0:04, Reply)

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 8:08, Reply)

g'day

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 8:13, Reply)

morning, morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 8:27, Reply)

morning, cheers

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 9:16, Reply)

Cheers morning morning Cheers

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:22, Reply)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 8:56, Reply)

^

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 9:16, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8281578
( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:23, Reply)

Alright now fellers, what’s cooler than being cool?

(Gonz Yes its me, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 9:54, Reply)

My snazzy new neck warmer.
It's so cool it's comfortably warm!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 12:43, Reply)

Morning

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 10:01, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8281587
( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:24, Reply)

Morning.

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 10:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8281588
( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:24, Reply)

youtu.be/vJ9aT-Wa_tE
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRjcdagNKPY
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 1:38, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nGzQAzgn7E
( brb qɹq, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 15:23, Reply)

in my experience gabba rooms in clubs always had like, one person in them
was that you?
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 15:52, Reply)

I missed the first wave of gabber, so unlikely.
Breakcore was more my scene.
( brb qɹq, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:21, Reply)

2 hour long hike in the wood with their 4 dogs and my dog, between the 3 of us.
I’m so fat and sweaty and muddy.

But enough about me, what you up too this afternoon?
(Gonz Yes its me, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah I'm up this afternoon too.
Did you get your login fixed?
( brb qɹq, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:50, Reply)

Nah', but a mod did PM me, but they hasn't replied to my reply yet.
It's only been a day.

I might PM them to see if they can reset my password to something that I can reset later on, or do my email or whatever
(Gonz Yes its me, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:21, Reply)

My bad, they did reply, we're sorting it out now.
I was tired and missed it
(Gonz Yes its me, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:23, Reply)

Please ask about the mongychop’s indefinite naughty step fiasco while you’re there, he’s suffered enough, Gonz

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:26, Reply)

No he hasn't.

( brb qɹq, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 19:28, Reply)

If he hasn’t, then he has. Trust me on this one

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 2:17, Reply)

trying to stop the kids poking at my head
and asking if it hurts
( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:09, Reply)

my dad used to say
'well if you think it'll hurt me why are you doing it?'
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:58, Reply)

obv i just said cos i'm fucking Hitler

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:00, Reply)

they're doing it because i've got a black eye and a swollen head
fucking sleepwalking strikes again
( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:08, Reply)

does that happen alot?

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:19, Reply)

the sleepwalking happens on average 3 times a week.
i don't always injure myself, but i've done myself some serious damage in the past, such as tearing my leg open on the corner of a glass coffee tab le, losing a pint of blood and needing 6 stitches and 4 months recovery time. did another just before christmas, that was 4 stitches and 2 months with ulcerated legs
( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:23, Reply)

is sleepwalking a thing nobody can help with?

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:25, Reply)

nope, no cure
i've been to the sleep lab, had half a ton of equipment strapped to my back and told to "sleep normally". all they could tell me is that i'm definitely a sleepwalker. i get pretty high dosage of sedatives, but they don't help, they just get me to sleep easier
( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:30, Reply)

can't you have a lid fitted over the bed?

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:33, Reply)

bit claustrophobic
i already get accused of being a goth, it'd look like i was sleeping in a coffin. i've got a bed bar, i tied myself to it once. almost dislocated my shoulder.
( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:37, Reply)

whilst tying it or attempting to sleepwalk?
if it's the first one you might just be very bad at knots
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:51, Reply)

Whilst trying to sleepwalk

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 18:17, Reply)

If I had half a ton of equipment strapped to my back, I think I'd struggle to sleepwalk.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:28, Reply)

Bungee cord tied to the bed

(dribble posting crap, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 0:18, Reply)

are you the real old gonzo
or someone channelling him?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:09, Reply)

real gonzo
already checked and had proof
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:35, Reply)

are you a licensed rabbi?

( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:51, Reply)

+t

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:51, Reply)

yes to both

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 16:57, Reply)

what's up, doc?

( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:08, Reply)

can't actually remember anything bugs bunny used to do
apart from eat carrots
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:20, Reply)

and forget to take the left turn at alberquerque

( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:24, Reply)

well, er, of course

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:26, Reply)

Bullying of elmer

(dribble posting crap, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 19:15, Reply)

I forgot adding letters onto post, Hashtag FunTimes

(Gonz Yes its me, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:25, Reply)

still ver popular
-Fn +bm
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 1:18, Reply)

And why should I trust you?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:06, Reply)

why wouldn't you trust me, a fellow b3tan?

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:15, Reply)

you don't have to but i'm not to blame for your paranoid outlook on life
not everyone is out to trick you
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 17:17, Reply)

'tis me :)

(Gonz Yes its me, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 23:24, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 6:42, Reply)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 7:37, Reply)

morning

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 7:50, Reply)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:55, Reply)

morning

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:39, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:47, Reply)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:56, Reply)

morning

( broadsword W⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:48, Reply)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:55, Reply)

Morning

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 7:58, Reply)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 8:38, Reply)

Bloody nippy this morning

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 8:53, Reply)

are you live from the lobster farm

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:25, Reply)

I wish
Lobster is delicious
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:27, Reply)

went to a chinese wedding once
and the chinks were trying to convince me to eat the lobster's eyes as they were 'the best bit'. when they finally reaslied i wasn't falling for it they all burst out laughing.
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:32, Reply)

They're tiny
Lobster's eyes aren't that big, either
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:37, Reply)

yeah but they make up for it by their large numbers
chinese i mean, not lobster eyes. god can you imagine a lobster with a thousand eyes? fucking terrifeyeing
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:39, Reply)

Sounds like something out of Jason in the Argos shorts.

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:04, Reply)

that made me do a larf

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:40, Reply)

I need to buy a lobster now

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:13, Reply)

buy a live one and release it to the sea for the feel good vibes

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:40, Reply)

I like chewing down on a proper sized prawn head & eating the gunk that comes out
Especially dipping a chip inside the gunk.

True story.
(Gonz Yes its me, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:31, Reply)

LIES!!!

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:37, Reply)

Troof

(Gonz Yes its me, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 12:21, Reply)

you're a monster

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:31, Reply)

Only need to hear the first quote, don’t bother Witt the rest. Probs maleware
m.youtube.com/watch?v=r_0JjYUe5jo
(Gonz Yes its me, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:32, Reply)

They've invented kosher prawns now.

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:40, Reply)

i don't even know what kosher is
even tho my penis is jewish and i have some kosher salt
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:41, Reply)

They do. It’s made out of that crabsticks stuff
But I like the real deal.
(Gonz Yes its me, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:29, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:47, Reply)

morning

( broadsword W⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:48, Reply)

morning

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:18, Reply)

morbibf

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:24, Reply)

heh

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:31, Reply)

sorry.sleepy laptop left handed typing
couldn't be buggered to correct
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:33, Reply)

I thought it was a riff on that 'fomment' thing from yesterday.

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:57, Reply)

oh yeah, it was...
i'm clever like that
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:59, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:47, Reply)

morning

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 9:59, Reply)

morning

( broadsword W⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:49, Reply)

morning broady
export a playlist of your good taste in music for me one day xxx
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 11:39, Reply)

morning

( broadsword W⚓, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 10:48, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 13:06, Reply)

Cheers

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:28, Reply)

morning

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 13:08, Reply)

mooning

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:27, Reply)

morning

(dribble posting crap, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:10, Reply)

morning

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:27, Reply)

delete this please

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 15:27, Reply)

Done

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:19, Reply)

cheers

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:20, Reply)

sometimes when i need a poo i hold it in on purpose
am i gay?
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:17, Reply)

yes

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:25, Reply)

fancy a quickie?

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:27, Reply)

a quickie poo?

( planearm, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:22, Reply)

i always have quickie poos
my brother needs 20 minutes to poo and a newspaper, i'm in and out in 30 seconds and only get to read a paragraph of a book a time
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:24, Reply)

I have to read Facebook AND Instagram while I'm having a dump.

( planearm, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:25, Reply)

have you tried brown bread?
i'm fb free for like, 5 years. feels gud
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:26, Reply)

I might get some tinned prunes.

( planearm, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:38, Reply)

i bought a packet of sugared dates about 2 years ago
still got them, but they're way out of date
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:41, Reply)

Dispatch the national guard to put those mancs and scousers in their place

(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:34, Reply)

the only place for scousers to be is in jail

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:51, Reply)

We wouldn't have all this unruliness if hitler had won
in fact he'd probably have ethnic cleansed asia out of existence in the 50s, so bat flu wouldn't even be a thing
(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:53, Reply)

And the north of england

(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:53, Reply)

i've let you all down and i'm very sorry

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:03, Reply)

I've seen a few people on fb asking for the army to be on the streets ,

(Bivvyboi, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:03, Reply)

whose army do they want?

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:02, Reply)

Army Winehouse

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:04, Reply)

back to manc
you filthy animals
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:06, Reply)

I'm sure lil kim could spare a million or so soldiers
assuming they're trained to do more than march around in fancy formations and slavishly worship the god emperor
(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:11, Reply)

i for one welcome our new north korean overlords

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:13, Reply)

Their TV news looks more entertaining than ours

(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:15, Reply)

link me up you shlag

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:16, Reply)

youtu.be/w7J2Nnl7Ano
(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:27, Reply)

cheers babe
i'll get back to you when i've been programmed
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:30, Reply)

take it or leave it if i'm honest with you
i wonder if the news bloopers are just the anchor's family members being shot
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:32, Reply)

A bit of light relief at the end after all that glorifying

(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:37, Reply)

do you think kim gets bored with being glorified?
do you think he's got like, a personal fuck you twat man? obviously locked away, but just someone he can go to every now and again and get told to fuck off and suck a dick
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:40, Reply)

Sure, you need the rain to appreciate the sunshine

(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:19, Reply)

be a brave man to piss on his parade tho

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 19:19, Reply)

i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/874/206/d8f.png
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:26, Reply)

:D

(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 17:49, Reply)

is that a period bananarama?

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:15, Reply)

The OG ghetto blasters

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:25, Reply)

So... that was fun

( garidead Today's wrong item, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:47, Reply)

lies make baby jesus cry

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 12:08, Reply)

What, in the past?

(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 12:40, Reply)

afternoon

(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 12:14, Reply)

I'm mulling a cup of tea
should I? There is cake here...
( garidead Today's wrong item, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 12:47, Reply)

What colour is it

(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 12:50, Reply)

Brown with dried-fruity lumps
squidgy bits of apple too
( garidead Today's wrong item, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 12:55, Reply)

I'm no expert but that sounds like rubbish tea

( broadsword W⚓, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 13:08, Reply)

You are right
that sounds awful. I've made coffee.
( garidead Today's wrong item, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 13:38, Reply)

butter coffee or regular?

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:04, Reply)

Sounds like one of my shits

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 13:10, Reply)

Which one?

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 15:52, Reply)

The one on the left

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 16:03, Reply)

You’re right not to name them, it only makes them harder to flush them

( mofaha the water chestnut dagger, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:15, Reply)

mulled tea?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 12:58, Reply)

Mull of Kinteaer

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 13:09, Reply)

mull tea old dough

(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 13:25, Reply)

The fun police called.
They said "No it wasn't."
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 13:01, Reply)

The rozzers have an odd idea of what's fun
and what isn't.
( garidead Today's wrong item, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 13:44, Reply)

Fair comment.

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 13:47, Reply)

fomment

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:24, Reply)

fike, fubscfibe

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 15:06, Reply)

morning

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 13:05, Reply)

fuck off hitler

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:23, Reply)

yes?

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:29, Reply)

dunno i just felt the urge to say it for some reason

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:34, Reply)

Well... I may be going back to London
Wales is talking about brining in a big ol' lockdown on Monday so I think I may sneak back over the border on Sunday. I'm gonna miss things around here... It's very pretty.
( garidead Today's wrong item, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:21, Reply)

but i don't live in wales

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:23, Reply)

Make sure you self isolate when you get back
don't want any of those nasty foreign viruses in england, and rabies
(dribble posting crap, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 15:48, Reply)

wtf queef u ignorant cunt
2.0 after i saved you posting ur irl name all over b3ta yesterday, ur a prize prick m8.
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:02, Reply)

i mite send bou ur name and that cunt'll come and smash your front door down and move itself in

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:04, Reply)

so. you've finally stooped to blackmail eh

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:13, Reply)

it's actually more fun talking to myself anyway
so fuck it
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:13, Reply)

are authors really doing anything else
really?
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:31, Reply)

well sort of
although most of the things you've written thus far haven't been set up as a back and forth conversation, but maybe that's an idea
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:32, Reply)

yeah.
maybe it's a shit idea.
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:32, Reply)

there you go again
always putting me down
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:32, Reply)

fuck this i'm going out

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:33, Reply)

I doubt that.

(b3ta tosh, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:46, Reply)

gotta fit a starter motor today
i might do it in the bathroom tho. probably easier.
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:49, Reply)

morning hitler, I might have some toast

( broadsword W⚓, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:15, Reply)

good idea
with jam or spam or marmalade or marmite or a varmit?
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:17, Reply)

morning hitler, I’d rather see a ghost

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:15, Reply)

well here i am, i'm dead, your host!

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:19, Reply)

morning hitler, you're great, i'd like to boast

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:16, Reply)

careful or you'll get a roast

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:19, Reply)

morning hitler, do you live on the coast?

( broadsword W⚓, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:17, Reply)

i've actually lived on coasts the most!

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:18, Reply)

morning hitler, do you really need to post?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:18, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8281364
( broadsword W⚓, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:19, Reply)

^

(morning an unemployed attention seeker, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:21, Reply)

sorry i'm not as entertaining as you
"just dun a poo"
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:25, Reply)

lol that's pretty funny.
poo lol
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:28, Reply)

fuck off hitler

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:28, Reply)

self fulfilling prophecy
b3ta.com/talk/8281379
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:22, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1407241
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:24, Reply)

not gunna argue with you
Cheers
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:26, Reply)

meant you roasting me was fulfilling the prophecy, you see
Cheers
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:27, Reply)

It’s all good
Better do some work. Two projects etc
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:28, Reply)

aww. have a nice day
Cheers
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:29, Reply)

Drinking in the morning now, are we, Hitler?

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:38, Reply)

i'm not always drunk
sometimes i'm on drugs.
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 9:44, Reply)

I told you why m8
It's genuinely nothing personal - coming on here first thing in the morning and seeing the night before's insanity does my fucking head in.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:02, Reply)

maybe you should consider not using an internet messageboard if you find it so grating
if you were here 15 years ago you'd have had a breakdown. online.
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:08, Reply)

I was.

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:13, Reply)

well so was i so we have that in common
let's have sex
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:14, Reply)

ok sure

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:15, Reply)

ok you'll have to show me what to do
i don't think i can remember. which one of us blows cigarette smoke in the other's face?
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:18, Reply)

at least if you're going to 2.0
don't be a twat and start threads
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:13, Reply)

it just makes people revenge punch top level posts
and the board goes a bit shit. well, it used to when there was more than five people here. remember all that nonsense? all the fucking nutjobs it was hard work
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:16, Reply)

are you talking to me or him?

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:21, Reply)

Alright rich.
I did something nerdy and made an induction heater for my vaporiser.
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( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:05, Reply)

hahaha nice one

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 11:45, Reply)

it's all very upsetting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:32, Reply)

it's affected me truly madly and deeply
i mite kick a badger if i can find one. actually better make that a rabbit or something
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 10:36, Reply)

You're missing nothing fun or interesting.
He'll even keep talking to you while using 2.0, because on top of being an idiot he's also fucking creepy.
( brb qɹq, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:04, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8281412
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 14:54, Reply)

I can barely cope without ablooblooing repeatedly.

( brb qɹq, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:26, Reply)

well now that's not very nice. is it?

(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:01, Reply)

No and it's a racist cunt too.

( brb qɹq, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 18:25, Reply)