afternoon

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 13:34, Reply)

FUCK ALL OF YOU

(Great Forum Banter, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 12:24, Reply)

Morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:40, Reply)

Friday

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:53, Reply)

Morning

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:54, Reply)

Morning Friday morning bollocks

( broadsword W⚓, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:59, Reply)

morning m8
It's my birthday.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:59, Reply)

Mine too
So shit off!

Happy shared birthday m8.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:00, Reply)

*birthday bollocks*

( broadsword W⚓, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:18, Reply)

oh nice one, HPBD 2 U 2 m8
being taken here for dinner

cinnamonclub.com/menus/

very excited
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:30, Reply)

Cinnamon, eh? You wanna be careful with that stuff, mVIII.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqmhuYtldd0&ab_channel=GamingHUB
( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:36, Reply)

that was me m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:44, Reply)

Happy birthday, you ancient motherfucker.
I hope you've laid in enough shoe to recreate the climactic scene from Scar Face.
( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 10:24, Reply)

cheers man
actually I'm going to be pretty well behaved this weekend. Mrs is off to NYC on business in a week or so, at which point I'm going to get fucking langered and piss about on the decks for a week. I want to record some mixes - I've got Audacity on my laptop now but I can't get the cunt to work properly
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 11:25, Reply)

Have you tried CIIJASIIE?

( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 11:41, Reply)

audacity is really shit

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 11:50, Reply)

GoldWave is reasonable for doing simple stuff like recording audio, basic editing and converting .wav to .mp3, that sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 12:08, Reply)

what would you recommend for recording from a mixer?
Neither of my mixers has an integral soundcard (vaguely planning on sticking them on eBay to go toward a DJM450), and my external soundcard is some Numark thing that I bought years ago.
(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 12:15, Reply)

Bit beyond my remit, m(2^3). I don't do vinyl at all.
However, for recording my bass - which is going to be an ordinary analogue audio signal like a mixer, I guess - I just plug into the audio input jack on my laptop, select the relevant input on GoldWave, adjust the level and there I go.

There's an unavoidable bit of hiss with such a basic setup, but for bass guitar that doesn't matter as it's all in the high end, so I can edit it out using an equalizer without affecting the signal much. With vinyl you might just have to put up with it, but I'm sure there is proper hiss-removal SW you could download for free or not very much.
( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 12:23, Reply)

YOU'RE WELCOME

( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 13:17, Reply)

You are audacity AICMFP

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 13:21, Reply)

Saturday jazz brunch sounds strangely ominous

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 9:10, Reply)

yeah fuck that
tasting menu looks incredible though
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 9:15, Reply)

I'm on soup for the next few days
My tonsils look like they've been jizzed on
(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 9:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8346268
( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 10:23, Reply)

happy real life candles day

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:41, Reply)

2 u 2 if it's tru

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:42, Reply)

Happy birthday to you both

( mofaha floruit, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 11:58, Reply)

*birthday queefs*

( broadsword W⚓, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:18, Reply)

*squarts*

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:33, Reply)

18 again?

(PresidentPutin Lol rofl lmao, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:28, Reply)

give or take 31 years, yes

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:31, Reply)

Give or take lol

(PresidentPutin Lol rofl lmao, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:50, Reply)

^ TIUTA

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:52, Reply)

Happy Birthday to Queef
It's beyond belief
He's not been ban hammered
Like they did McBeef
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 9:25, Reply)

Imma give that an 8

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 9:27, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 9:28, Reply)

thats buetiful m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 9:28, Reply)

Morning

(Spanishfly2 fucksocks, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:19, Reply)

morning

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:47, Reply)

my sister's given me a bottle of this
craftydistillery.com/products/hills-harbour-gin-70cl

looks nice eh, although of course it will doubtless taste the same as Beefeater
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 9:17, Reply)

it sounds lovely, did you ever have that Gin Mare stuff? Prolly alright in a martini, but just flat out weird with tonic.
Beefeater's not to be sniffed at mate, same price point as Gordon's but much nicer.

Even if all gins do indeed taste the same.

#brb
(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 9:20, Reply)

I had a tour of the Beefeater factory in Southwark
they really take their craft seriously, and the G&T I enjoyed at their in-house bar was the best I've ever had. I rate their gin highly, diminishing returns after you pay more IMO.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 10:55, Reply)

come on garold, we all know that the best gin is Gordon's, and that all gin tastes the same

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 10:56, Reply)

My name is Gordon, stop calling me Gordon

(Turtle Power, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 12:33, Reply)

So the Queen died of old age.
Fuck me, I never would have guessed.
( planearm, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 0:38, Reply)

Try the veal

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 6:49, Reply)

Yeah 'frailty of old age' tends to be my go-to for death certificates.
Saves the hassle of reading through the medical records.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:09, Reply)

And coming up with an alibi?

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:27, Reply)

It wasn't me guv honest

(PresidentPutin Lol rofl lmao, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:40, Reply)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:41, Reply)

Bit fucking crappy poo willy rude

(PresidentPutin Lol rofl lmao, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:45, Reply)

A gp after my own heart
A cynical git
(PresidentPutin Lol rofl lmao, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:38, Reply)

It was allegedly cancer
But that would contribute to the age factor
(PresidentPutin Lol rofl lmao, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:40, Reply)

And there was me thinking she was cavorting with several 20-something gigolos after necking a handful of strong E's.

( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 10:32, Reply)

Pushing that camel knobber down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 19:16, Reply)

what will you do with this raw power?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 19:42, Reply)

Bollocks

( mofaha floruit, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:29, Reply)

Bollocks indeed

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:46, Reply)

What's the lady boarder option

(Turtle Power, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 0:14, Reply)

Bollabia

( mofaha floruit, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 0:29, Reply)

What’s fresh daddy-o
Anything good on the telly?
(Background Ian, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:38, Reply)

Just realised that I've got a new e-mail account
so I could use it to create an hilarious sockpuppet parody of a dull /chat user that's even more pointless than they are.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:43, Reply)

sockpuppets are for proper wankers, so yeah, go ahead, great idea

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:52, Reply)

soz, I meant to have caps lock on when I typed that

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:09, Reply)

YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:09, Reply)

The world's end

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:03, Reply)

The news, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:05, Reply)

Fuck, no
That's too depressing for words
(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:14, Reply)

that film somehow manages to be even more cringingly shit than Hot Fuzz

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:09, Reply)

I like it

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:14, Reply)

simon pegg really is fucking shit

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:23, Reply)

who's good?

( mofaha floruit, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:43, Reply)

Scott,

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 18:48, Reply)

Ebeneezer

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 8:34, Reply)

I can't help but feel that Pegg is playing a thinly-veiled himself, much like in Spaced

(Turtle Power, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:33, Reply)

<s>veil</s> hair

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:34, Reply)

Watched the first two series of The Boys this month
Pegg's casting completely baffles me, beyond "his comic son was drawn to resemble him"
(Turtle Power, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:05, Reply)

I just wish he'd throw himself off a building, is that so bad of me?

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:35, Reply)

Rather than wish him dead, maybe just don't watch things with him in

(Turtle Power, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:01, Reply)

oh come on, where's the fun in that?
And who mentioned wishing him dead? He might just end up paraplegic.
(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:03, Reply)

That's got to be the worst pub crawl I've ever seen

(Turtle Power, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:43, Reply)

Ever since I watched Red dwarf
I've wanted to do a monopoly board pub crawl
(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:17, Reply)

These days, if you try walking from pentonville rd to pall mall, you get arrested and thrown in jail

(Turtle Power, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:27, Reply)

200 pounds! That's, like, 15 dollars!

( mofaha floruit, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:33, Reply)

Here, you dropped this decimal point .

(Turtle Power, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:40, Reply)

Fuckwit

(Spanishfly2 fucksocks, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:54, Reply)

theres gherkins from a jar

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8346095
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:35, Reply)

Wank Shitters on ITV

( $$ Your hair looks small, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:41, Reply)

No I'm in a huff as I forgot my candleday

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 18:17, Reply)

Hate out of Fifteen
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2022/sep/29/the-guardian-thursday-quiz-general-knowledge-topical-news-trivia-75
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 11:38, Reply)

9/15

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 11:57, Reply)

8/15
And whoever wrote the questions in an attempt to appeal to Gen Z just made me hate humanity even more than I already do
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 12:15, Reply)

7/15
"for the LOLs"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 12:20, Reply)

6/15
Annoyed I got the R.E.M. one wrong, I used to love them.
( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 12:30, Reply)

never knew you were gay, fair enough

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 12:48, Reply)

*bums*

( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:43, Reply)

Everybody Hurts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:46, Reply)

It’s The (Bell)End Of The World As We Know It

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:56, Reply)

Shiny Happy Peephole

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:57, Reply)

Loosering My Religion

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:58, Reply)

Moonin' the Man

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:01, Reply)

What's Indecency, Kenneth?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:12, Reply)

Nightshagging

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:18, Reply)

Find the Giver

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:26, Reply)

this one goes out to the one I bummed

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:10, Reply)

this one goes out to the one I cleft behind

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:13, Reply)

A simple bot to occupy my time

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:17, Reply)

this bum goes onto the one-eyed shove

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:36, Reply)

But you had to kill them

(Turtle Power, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 12:49, Reply)

40%

( brb signalled this virtue on, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:40, Reply)

morning bollocks

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:27, Reply)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:31, Reply)

<s>cunt</s>
ian
(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:40, Reply)

Cuntley?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:07, Reply)

Maxian Carr

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:46, Reply)

That sounds like a Go-Bot, not even in my top 1000

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:53, Reply)

+ tom

(PresidentPutin Lol rofl lmao, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 9:26, Reply)

Tom-bot?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 9:52, Reply)

power tom-bot

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 11:29, Reply)

Mawning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:33, Reply)

Hi, fellow poster

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:41, Reply)

Hello, member of this esteemed comedy forum

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:53, Reply)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:54, Reply)

Bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:55, Reply)

Coolio is now in gangsters paradise.
Shame.
(Spanishfly2 fucksocks, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:02, Reply)

Ghoulio

( broadsword W⚓, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:17, Reply)

Nice

(Spanishfly2 fucksocks, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:32, Reply)

vg

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:53, Reply)

winr

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 10:05, Reply)

👏👏

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 10:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2636202
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8346177
(Turtle Power, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 9:22, Reply)

morning

( broadsword W⚓, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:18, Reply)

Morning

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:40, Reply)

Morning Hurricane Ian

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 10:41, Reply)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:31, Reply)

Sympathy bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:25, Reply)

+for the

( mofaha floruit, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:43, Reply)

Never mind the+ +here's the

( mofaha floruit, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:44, Reply)

Utter bollocks
Got a call from the job centre today, seems someone has phoned them anonymously to claim I'm working cash in hand in a club. I know exactly who it is and there will be revenge.
(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:56, Reply)

More bollocks

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:08, Reply)

I really fucking wish it was

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:20, Reply)

Is that how it works? Do they have tip lines you can call or something?

( mofaha floruit, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:16, Reply)

Apparently so

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:20, Reply)

Someone has ordered a Chinese takeaway to my address and given them my phone number twice, two nights in a row.
I don’t mind as tonight the guy just gave me the food for free. Free takeaway. Nice.
(Spanishfly2 fucksocks, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:27, Reply)

That's nice

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:34, Reply)

So you just call from a burner phone and then deny ordering it when it arrives? Do you have to act sorry but also a bit hungry and needy when you answer the door?

( mofaha floruit, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:52, Reply)

He's certainly got the second part of the act nailed down

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:57, Reply)

so this 'deeply unlikeable cunt' persona you've adopted on here
is just who you are in real life?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 5:58, Reply)

club brothel
(Turtle Power, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:15, Reply)

LOL NO-FRIENDS MONOBROW

(Great Forum Banter, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:26, Reply)

Afternoon all!

(Spanishfly2 fucksocks, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:55, Reply)

Afternoon

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 13:28, Reply)

You are technically correct.
The best kind of correct.
( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:45, Reply)

I need a new digital camera, but I don't want to spend hundreds or thousands of pounds
so can anyone suggest a decent camera for under £100?

Please no phone suggestions. I do not want or need a new phone and nobody needs my geolocation data, etc.
( brb signalled this virtue on, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:51, Reply)

What about one of those victorian cameras where you hide under a leather hood and hold a flash lamp up on a stick?
There's a portable model here for only £1,722.65

www.1stdibs.com/furniture/more-furniture-collectibles/antique-victorian-field-camera/id-f_585374/
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:57, Reply)

Already got several.
Not one of them has an sd card slot or usb port.
( brb signalled this virtue on, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 15:25, Reply)

Everything is clouds these days grandpa

(Turtle Power, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:29, Reply)

^ title of the next Flaming Lips LP

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 18:09, Reply)

Discontinued nikon
SLR
(Turtle Power, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:21, Reply)

#infest

( mofaha floruit, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:37, Reply)

ISWYDT

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:40, Reply)

Am with this guy ^

(Spanishfly2 fucksocks, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:09, Reply)

Admittedly I haven't looked at buying a camera in about the last 15 years
but back then Canon and Nikon were chucking out a fancy new mid-level DSLR every year or so, and each time that happened the old models got sold off cheap
(Turtle Power, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 18:24, Reply)

www.jessops.com/p/sony/cyber-shot-dsc-w800-digital-camera-in-silver-96388
( planearm, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:10, Reply)

morning

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 7:37, Reply)

Morning

(Spanishfly2 fucksocks, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 8:07, Reply)

Hey fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 8:23, Reply)

Yo mama too

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 8:28, Reply)

Morning. Thanks everyone for sending your thoughts and prayers, looks like I'm going to pull through.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 9:11, Reply)

[care emoji]

(Turtle Power, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 10:39, Reply)

🥰
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 11:58, Reply)

no sympathy reply

( mofaha floruit, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:04, Reply)

sympathy humanism
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:28, Reply)

I didn't this

( mofaha floruit, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:39, Reply)

Morning

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 9:21, Reply)

arseboon dilbaro

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 11:41, Reply)

Apparently ian is heading for florida

(Turtle Power, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 11:47, Reply)

to join the other floridians

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 11:58, Reply)

...with their massively wanky way of talking

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 11:59, Reply)

Fucking wanky shit twat cunts
gaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 11:47, Reply)

Why is something the matter there garold?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 11:55, Reply)

Just people

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 13:01, Reply)

<s>cunts</s>
Turtle power!
(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:04, Reply)

textbook vagueb3taing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:38, Reply)

Yeah well
don't wanna get sued, you know?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 13:01, Reply)

u ok hun?
DM me babez XoXoX
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 13:41, Reply)

Asking for trouble

(Turtle Power, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:21, Reply)

!!!!! rold
(Turtle Power, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:47, Reply)

The Tories amirite?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:55, Reply)

Them an' all

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 13:02, Reply)

Guy who knows money and said competitor's finance plans would fail in "proved right" shocker

(Turtle Power, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:27, Reply)

RISHI 4 PM!!!!

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:57, Reply)

Anything good on the telly?

(Background Ian, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 18:11, Reply)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:44, Reply)

I'm binge-watching game of thrones

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 20:48, Reply)

How did the Night’s Watch refer to the host of Supermarket Sweep when he refused to fight, preferring instead to spend all his time looking after the Wall’s cows and collecting milk?

(Turtle Power, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 23:53, Reply)

That Dahmer programme is pretty good.

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 20:54, Reply)

Bill Oddie's Greatest Shags

( $$ Your hair looks small, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 21:18, Reply)

That picture of you and your loved ones in a "Live, Laugh, Love" plastic frame
Oh sorry, this was a joke from the 20th century when people had ornaments on top of their tellies.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 21:22, Reply)

They should make very shallow versions that fit on top of flatscreens

( mofaha floruit, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 21:31, Reply)

[insert punchline here]

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 22:58, Reply)

B3ta, you mean?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 23:00, Reply)

You’ll never get in the newsletter like that.

( mofaha floruit, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:19, Reply)

ym

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 21:22, Reply)

Dust

(Turtle Power, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 23:26, Reply)

You can buy his biography here. Dunno if it's any good though.
www.amazon.co.uk/Telly-Savalas-Marsha-Daly/dp/0722128304
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:16, Reply)

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( brb signalled this virtue on, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 17:34, Reply)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:45, Reply)

gpwm

( brb signalled this virtue on, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 21:16, Reply)

afternoon Ian

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:27, Reply)

Megatrian

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:42, Reply)

Free entry for b3tians

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:52, Reply)

Afternian

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 14:19, Reply)

I am going to queue up in London to see the queen

(Spanishfly2 fucksocks, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 14:39, Reply)

The Quian

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 14:54, Reply)

Sharian Law

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 15:03, Reply)

That's a reasonable plan with every chance of success if you can get a time machine.

( mofaha floruit, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 15:15, Reply)

a time machian, surely?

(Tony Hayers The chutney of your choice, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 15:43, Reply)

He could travel back to the pleistocian

(Smash Monkey 2 Non Timetis Messor, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 15:48, Reply)

*something about dianosaurs*

( mofaha floruit, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:03, Reply)

Tiannosaurus rex

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:05, Reply)

4eva in r harts

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:05, Reply)

The dinosaurs died out, and then the humans took over the world.
COINCIDENCE??????? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:06, Reply)

There's evidence that modern humans interbred with neanderthals. I just want to say that I certainly didn't, it's disgusting.

( mofaha floruit, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:10, Reply)

imma T-bag a T-Rex

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:11, Reply)

You can't do that, Space
mozai.com/writing/not_mine/spacemoose/time_machine2.html
( mofaha floruit, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:18, Reply)

I ‘like’ this

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:23, Reply)

*sigh* nianderthals

( mofaha floruit, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:11, Reply)

+a

( broadsword W⚓, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 17:17, Reply)

This took me way too long

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 17:29, Reply)