*lols*lol
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 15:29,
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Please try to grow up. You lot act like stupid kids.(
Mr. Tea nerd twat, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 15:46,
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Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
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actual morning threadwife and kid snoozing, bit bored
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 9:57,
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going have a crack at this l8rwww.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/lemon_and_ricotta_28534
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 10:02,
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watching a doc on the Litvinenko pollonium poisoningit's mental
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 10:10,
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Wake them up with some killer curry guffs, would be my advice.(
Mr. Tea nerd twat, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 10:20,
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cheesy guffs would be a Dutch oven?(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 13:37,
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Considering the people who use this part of the site, I'd say it's not yet quiet enough.
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 14:28,
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So another MP has been murdered. I've only heard of David Amess because he was on the Cake episode of Brass Eye.
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Mr. Tea nerd twat, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 17:51,
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I hadn't heard of him before todaybut I don't vote conservative, so that's hardly surprising
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 17:54,
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So much for my quiet night My mate turned up with 3 bags and a litre of dark rum. She's just left and I'm absolutely twisted
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Check the teenage boy figures being killed or suicide, it appears it would blow your mind (
mongychops, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 21:04,
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ONLY ONE GENDER MAY HAVE A HARD TIME AT A TIME, PLEASE(
Mr. Tea nerd twat, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 21:59,
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I always forget male suicide is just a issue of the patriarchal system I'm a unwitting host of , I'm soz.(
mongychops, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 22:48,
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Yeah but think about itWho is responsible for killing young male suicides? Men. Men are to blame.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 23:49,
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it's a symptom of the same toxic masculinity that obkectifies womenliving in the 'man box' destroys male lives just as much as womens
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Young males suffer due to toxic masculinity They've been conditioned to believe that they can't talk about their problems
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This is certainly a part of it, although I'm not sure it explains everything, such as why so many young men have such severe problems in the first place.(
Mr. Tea nerd twat, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 11:43,
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Everyone should keep their problems to themselves.The NHS can't cope with the current tidal wave of beakering pricks.
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Pritti Patel not losing an opportunity to propose new social control measures I seeshe is such a fucking fascist
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faster than i expectedbut i did expect it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 18:30,
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When the news started to break, I hoped he was only mildly injuredso I could say "might have been worse, he could have been fukd and bombd"
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people say that alcohol's a drug.But it's not a drug. It's a drink.
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well that was a load of shit ehup to owt on the weekend? fuck all here
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 15:50,
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I fully intend to get shitfaced and watch crap filmsso no change there, then
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:08,
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have you ever tried getting crapfaced and watch shit films?(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:18,
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just to shake things up, you mean?yeah, i tried that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:24,
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I gather it wasn't a life changing experience(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:29,
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not really, no(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:34,
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might have a marathon mid-00s tribal house session, loads of Siesta Recordings, H-Foundation, Tyrant, NRK recordings etc.I'll 'lay down a set' and send all of you the mixcloud link!!!!
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the M4 is lovely at this time of year(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 18:47,
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Working tomorrow, stuck him on ignore for a bit to much Mr meecee (
mongychops, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:25,
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I've got the nipper for the weekend but I expect she'll be out with her pals tomorrow daytimeI'm chuffed to bits to see a bit of independence from her at last
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:29,
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Running a marathon Then consuming as much beer and curry as humanly possible.
Followed by morning guffs that could strip paint
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:35,
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that sounds greatapart from the marathon, obviously
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:42,
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i'm sure you will(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 16:51,
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feeding my neighbours' cat while they bugger off to Germany for the weekend(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 17:33,
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all weekend? how big is this fucking cat?(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 17:34,
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It'll be pretty massive by Sunday evening, by the sound of it.(
Mr. Tea nerd twat, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 17:35,
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He means the neighbors. He’s feeding his neighbors (who are apparently German cat buggerers) on behalf of Canadian pop-rock group The Weekend. (
mofaha, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 19:28,
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that reminds me, i need dreamies(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 17:38,
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dunno whether to get a pair of these or a pair of the camouflage Busenitz Proswww.flatspot.com/products/adidas-tyshawn-low-shoes-ftwr-white-grey-one-gold-metallic?variant=39376042131636&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwMKcsqbM8wIV1-3tCh1qzA5FEAQYASABEgKoJfD_BwE
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They look quite dull for the price I'd rather have converse all stars
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'for the price'?That's the normal price of a pair of trainers.
What do a pair of chucks cost these days? Last time I had any converse was in the 90s, a pair of black suede One Stars.
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I have a much better idea for you, you should get this:fucked
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 12:34,
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Shoes are a great way to protect your feet when walking.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 13:24,
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Try thesewww.mytheresa.com/en-gb/dolce-gabbana-city-quilted-nylon-ankle-boots-2009540.html?catref=category
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planearm, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 13:45,
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nah m8 thesewheretoget.com/look/2746742
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 14:04,
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hi sticklebricks, here's an idea, take your b3ta.com/talk reply there and STICK IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE(, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 14:34, Reply)
Hi, I'd like to offer that same advice to occasional poster 'Mr. Tea'!(, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 14:43, Reply)
I see Steve Albini has finally apologised for being a lifelong dickwad(, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 8:47, Reply)
I have literally no interest in anything he has said or done in his entire lifeI'm sure this bothers him a great deal
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 8:55,
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tedious American musician and producer(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 9:03,
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I've been listening to Dua LipaI've not listened to young peopele's music in years. It's quite interesting, not bad some of it.
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garold the original, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 9:06,
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You're talking like she's my neighbourand keeps coming around and taking her clothes off in my front room then storming off in a huff because I'm not bothered. I've listened to one of her songs that's got a particularly good bass guitar part and I'm trying to learn it.
That's it.
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garold the original, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 10:17,
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Funnily enough she actually is my neighbour and does this all the time(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 11:34,
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Queef was a pop star in his yoof, fact fans.He went by the stage name of Dua Pu.
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Mr. Tea nerd twat, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 17:39,
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I'm on an 80s dancehall tip at the moment(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 9:24,
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there were some great records at that time, plus it coincided with my peak clubbing and caning years(, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 9:36, Reply)
Even the name of the genre makes me do a little cringe. (
Mr. Tea nerd twat, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 9:47,
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This has good memorieswww.youtube.com/watch?v=gXCN1DhHTZA
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garold the original, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 10:13,
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just to explain this post here for the less intelligent poster, I am poking fun at homophobic attitudes such as that displayed by QR in his joke about 'coming out'.OK???????????????????????
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I saw a live PA of that at the Brunel Rooms in Swindon a month or so before it came outIt had a revolving bar which was really fucking confusing when you're pilled off your tits.
Samples this, if you care: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fcDbCrBKU
It still samples that even if you don't. Both great records.
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 10:38,
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I always seem to think she sang dance monkey Even though she didn't
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It's very noughties nu-metal.The 00s must be due for a revival now, so you're ahead of the curve.
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dozer will finally be 'cool' with his in-depth knowledge of 'Korn' and 'Linkin Park'(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 9:04,
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I'll never forget the judge's words as he handed down a 35 year sentence:"ur b& lol"
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don't forget about Alien Ant Farm mate, they were shitting brilliant!!!(, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 9:20, Reply)
I'm so glad that everyone remembers all their other songs apart from their cover of 'Smooth Criminal'.It would be a terrible shame if 100% of their ongoing royalties went to the estate of Michael Jackson.
(, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 9:32, Reply)
er, SOMEONE's forgetting about that classic song of theirs, 'Movies'.(, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 9:51, Reply)
I heard he touches animal bottoms And is a bit of a bellend. The internet is ablaze with it
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it is possible to be top-five 'BOH', as well as being a toucher of animal bottoms and a bit of a bellend.(, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 9:37, Reply)
Some friends of our have a Downes syndrome kid(they're religious so they didn't abort when they were told). Anyway, he's been going to a regular school but now he's started going to a special needs school and comes home making fun of all the other kids' disabilities. It's horrible but fucking hilarious - people are vile aren't they?
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garold the original, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 10:22,
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MorningFriday is recycling day so was woken by the clattering smashing of glass at 6am.
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garold the original, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 8:02,
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I'm sleeping terribly at the moment, not helped by foxes making a horrible racket at about 5:30the cunts
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 8:10,
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That was a fucking long opera No idea what the hell was going on for 3 and a half hours
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garold the original, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 23:35,
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Well the whole fucking thing was in Sanskritand they turned the subtitles off to make sure it was extra cultural so we'd not be distracted by knowing what the fucking hell was going on and just concentrate on the performance.
Being fair it was one of the most brilliantly staged pieces I've ever seen, but it did go on. And on. And on. And on.
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garold the original, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 8:01,
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I’ve never been to an opera because I don’t like the singing. Except that Nissan Dorma, I like that one because it’s about football. And about cars, probably. (
mofaha, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 3:16,
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It's about the sunroof in someone's family hatchback(
garold the original, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 7:59,
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The rabbit disguised himself as a busty blonde woman So the little fat hunter wouldn't shoot him. What's not to understand?
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Lionel Ritchie's song would have been better if he'd sunghullo
NOT REALLY, SHIT OFF
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22 positions in a one night stand(
mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 21:17,
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I agree, it has been a while(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 22:49,
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Hello My red dwarf breakfast has resulted in the most unholy eggy guffs
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leftover chicken tikka and pilau rice here, did a bbq in the dark last nightit was fackin lavly
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 14:02,
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pizza tonight cba cookingI've got a duck in the freezer and big plans for it for Sunday lunch: slow-roasted and glazed, and with a port and redcurrant sauce. And gout.
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 14:15,
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An ex of mine once made duck a l'orange He was trying to impress me. It managed to be both undercooked and horribly fatty
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hopefully he didn't present with you the bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 14:43, Reply)
She thinks duck fat is bad.As the French would say, c'est mal lard.
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I still get bunnies from a ex localI.have dug two out of the freezer and am planning a stew, with rice. Fuck I am interesting today
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same, it's fantastic meat thoughI had roasted saddle of lamb at some place in the West End a few years ago, it was delicious
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 15:02,
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rabbit is really niceasked my butcher for it last year, he said there's no call for it, so they don't get it in. If I'm asking him for rabbit, surely that's call for it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 16:35,
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also, my mum said can she have some whisky marmalade(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 16:36,
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if I've got spare once it's made, she absolutely can(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 17:02,
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she does love her marmalade(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 17:03,
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some positive news just inmrs has been contacted about a 6 month contract, working from home, after tax it would bring in nearly 4k a month - that would really sort us out, I can't bring myself to hope, really
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 17:36,
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that really is excellent newsbest of luck to mrs queef
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 17:57,
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even if it doesn't happen it shows she's still a viable prospect in her industry after 3 years off work(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 18:04,
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not to mention giving her a confidence boost(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 18:09,
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it's what people on universal credit are expected to live on for a year(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 18:40,
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I know , and millions are spent on sending a fat wanker into space. This world has depressed me since I was about 8(
mongychops, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 18:58,
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I;m just waiting for the revolution, tbh(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 19:03,
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actually, it's less than thatjust worked it out, 52 weeks of jobseeker's allowance/universal credit comes to ยฃ3886.20
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 18:58,
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innit20% less that what she was on before tho, used to get 20k bonus as well, man those were different times
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 18:47,
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Well best of luck ro her. She's had a few fucking bum hands , about time she got a straight flush (
mongychops, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 19:02,
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Yeah some non-shit luck would be nice(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 19:27,
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There is an absolutely stunning new jump hour on ablogtowatch for only 10 months of banking her money , worth thinking about. Its gorg (
mongychops, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 19:37,
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lol bum handsSeriously though, glad to hear things are looking up
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 20:55,
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That's funny, I haven't had kid stew since I was a rabbit.(
Mr. Tea nerd twat, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 15:39,
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why are you wearing that stupid man suit?(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 17:25,
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which James Bond are you tho?www.bbc.com/culture/article/20211011-which-bond-character-are-you
"You are Bond, James Bond. You always run while others walk. You act while other men (or women) just talk. They call you the winner who takes all. Mind you, you're also a bit of a dinosaur."
but which one am I?!
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 14:08,
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what you too?(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 14:15,
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And me.It's almost as if everyone who takes that quiz gets Bond, regardless of what answers they click.
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what a silly quiz(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 14:21,
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I got Blofeld(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 18:08,
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Hullo queefo, 7/15theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/oct/14/the-guardian-thursday-quiz-general-knowledge-topical-news-trivia-14-october
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broadsword Wโ, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 14:39,
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5/15the first one I got right was question 10, I was quite disappointed because by that stage I wanted to finish with zero.
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come on Porky, where's your gumption?(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 11:05,
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I wrote this in the style of 'Barbie Girl'(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 11:17,
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Morning In honour of the birthday of fictional character David Lister, breakfast today is a triple fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney
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I plan to make a tomato & chili chutney soon, as part of my xmas giftswhisky marmalade and smoked salmon too
I'd be pleased if someone gave me that, I think
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 10:39,
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I'd be pleased with all but the Marmalade Why my a/c chose to give Marmalade a capital m is beyond me
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Happy birthday David Lister on your birthday today on 14th October which is your birthday on 14th October!(, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 10:41, Reply)
Contrary to half of the internet, I did quite like Red Dwarf when both it and I were youngbut fuck me it was an abomination by the time it got to that utter shitshow of a plot point.
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I have referenced the internetand it is the birthdate of non nonce Cliff Richard. Happy birthday non nonce
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I had that record "I still think that locking girls in trunks is politically unsound" always amused me
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alright dbtanother leisurely day ahead? are you going to buy another boozer or go back to being a shit GP?
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Huh...Still going eh?
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:58,
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Has anyone triedCovering it in jam and spunking in its eye?
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:26,
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*Bumrapes*(
Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:25,
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Well that was uncalled for
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:26,
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I do apologise...... I seem to be a day early
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:26,
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Early, Punctual or lateI still don't want it.
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:28,
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It's this sort of dreadful homophobia that has really ruined this place.(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:48, Reply)
Personally, no, I’m just running on empty, wondering where I’ll crash. What about you Benny?Where I live, a Benny is someone from Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark, or New York who goes down to the Jersey shore and acts like a muppet.
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mofaha, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:39,
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I can certainly do the muppety thing(I assume you mean have someone shove their hand up my arse, right?)
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:41,
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yesterday was your candle dayor pancake day, whichever you prefer
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:48,
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Crikey...18 years. Maybe I'll take my profile for a pint later.
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 15:56,
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We’re doing our best to kill what’s left of /chatCheers
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 15:33,
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It's still a load of bollocks.(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 18:03,
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Fuck off(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 21:38,
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I'm supposed to be cleaning But I'm eating cheese on toast and watching journey to the centre of the earth
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one of my favourite books when I was a ladthat and around the world in 80 days
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:33,
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I love reading Couldn't do it much as a kid, because my brother would take any book I was reading and either hide it or burn it, the cunt
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Yep, total sociopath Any kind of reading is gay, any desire to learn is bent, only cunts go to college, he got his learning from the school of life. He's an expert on some bloke down the pub told me
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cheap ass tom yum noodles here, pimped up with a few additionsstill pretty fucking lame
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:14,
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The person charing the MS Teams meeting I'm inhas set a photo as their background. They are in the photo in their own background so he's standing there behind himself it's fucking weird.
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garold the original, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:11,
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Someone's also put their camera on as they eatbut the person speaking has theirs off so it's all a bit like watching a zoom link to an old people's home.
I'm also doing loud farts so I have to keep checking my mic's off otherwise it'll keep spotlighting me when I guff.
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garold the original, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:30,
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I AM AN HUMAN! LOOK AT MY NORMAL HUMAN LIKENESS! SEE HOW NORMAL IT IS!(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:30, Reply)
Is your lack of pooping making you feel sick... bloated... and annoyed?If so you'll be happy to know that scientists have discovered an unusual nutrient which acts like "nature's drano" to...
- Help you poop up to 171% more than you do right now - That's the difference between pooping about 2x per week versus 7 days a week...
I don't know how they worked out that percentage, but it's completely wrong. And for that reason, I'm out.
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The leaflet we give out with bowel prep for capsule endoscopiessays it "begins to soften your stools (poo)". I guess there's no good word that every member of the general public will understand, because I suppose the ethics committee wouldn't go for "it'll make you shit like an elephant".
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This has just inspired me to write a joke, I'll whack it on qotw and wait to be newslettered again.(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 11:57, Reply)
Wednesday? If only it was WENTsdaylike if it had went or gone or something
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garold the original, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 8:59,
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I slept until nearly 8:30, unheard of(
Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 9:17,
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We're going to the opera tomorrow nightSatyagraha is over 3 hours long, by Phillip Glass, and is sung in Sanskrit without any subtitles. So that'll be fun!
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garold the original, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 9:24,
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christI'd rather sit through 'Cats' than that, and I'd rather hack my cock off with a rusty spoon than sit through 'Cats'
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 9:37,
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Take a shitload of acid before you go in That should liven things up
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Queef Richard's U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 9:22,
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I like his musical version of War of the Worlds that he does on his radio 1 show(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 11:59, Reply)
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