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(I helped save b3ta! brb so much less interesting, or funny, or intelligent, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 23:29, Reply)
00:09

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 0:09, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 21:53, Reply)
sticklebricks

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 22:25, Reply)
mr horrible

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 22:51, Reply)
Miserycunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 0:09, Reply)
That guy who used to be here a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 0:30, Reply)
AAaaaAAaarrDDDddvvAAAaarrrkkk!!!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 0:56, Reply)
Broadswőòôøõő0aāåāÆrd

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 1:20, Reply)
alright darlin

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 1:23, Reply)
PUSSIO

(Great Forum Banter, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 20:14, Reply)
make forum banter great again

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 20:43, Reply)

again
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 20:53, Reply)
Grate Forum Banter

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 21:07, Reply)
great form, wanker

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 21:11, Reply)
I mean, you're not wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 21:52, Reply)
I heard the Olympic opening ceremony is going to be completely crazy
Totally in Seine
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 19:21, Reply)
Kill yourself

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 19:21, Reply)
You kill him

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 19:40, Reply)
Brielliant plan

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 19:44, Reply)
so you wanted talk to think you were a cunt
as well as qotw?
post it in the calendar as well
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 20:06, Reply)
Original jokes only please

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 20:07, Reply)
Fucking hell mate, get some help

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 21:18, Reply)
Sorry
not sorry
(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 23:40, Reply)
alright

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 17:56, Reply)
bit of a headache

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:08, Reply)
Bollocks are funny

(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:22, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:31, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:48, Reply)
Jam!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 19:20, Reply)
Just one. One right out of seven. Shit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69217926
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:06, Reply)
3/7 hard with a gnomon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:15, Reply)
IT'S BEER OF THE MOTHERFUNKIN' CLOCK MY BREDREN

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:39, Reply)
4/7 Loco in Acapulco
I GUESSED THEM ALL
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:41, Reply)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:15, Reply)
1/7 and that was a guess

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:22, Reply)
Was it a gnome with a hardon though

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:23, Reply)
Yes, figured that was obvious

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:24, Reply)
I'm glad England's boys team didn't win at the Euros football
Otherwise I would have a tattoo of a gnome with a hardon on my buttock.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:26, Reply)
Buttock tattoos are not as painful as some others

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:32, Reply)
DEPENDS WHERE YOU GET THEM DONE

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:43, Reply)
I’ve got the letter S on each buttock in case I find myself stranded somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:50, Reply)
what, in nazi controlled territory?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:52, Reply)
Whoever he meets first

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:11, Reply)
do you mean meat?
as in the meeting of man meat?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:22, Reply)
ahh. SS - S*S
I GET IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:23, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:47, Reply)
On the buttocks
Duh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:53, Reply)
you can have tattoos of buttocks tattooed anywhere on your bod.
SO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:02, Reply)
And then have a tattoo on them

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:12, Reply)
YES!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:19, Reply)
Bolloception

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:53, Reply)
I just got one also
Best number ever
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:28, Reply)
GNOME WITH A HADRON, SURELY

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:42, Reply)
I'll collide with your large gnome IYKWIM

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:12, Reply)
no sorry
i'm not a scientist
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:20, Reply)
5/7

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:31, Reply)
Oooh

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:34, Reply)
fuck you, beepeedee. fuck you.
A/C
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:42, Reply)
New widescreen telly in the canteen
The news tends to be on when I'm cleaning in there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:55, Reply)
i haven't watched the news for nearly two years
all news. including newspapers, news websites. i didn't even know who the prime minister was until someone told me,

it's made me a much happier person.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:10, Reply)
I'm selective but there's an awful lot of shit I don't hear or see and I'm happy with that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:13, Reply)
have you ever seen a man climb up his own nose?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:20, Reply)
i've tried chewing my own head off hth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 17:24, Reply)
suck my cock

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 17:29, Reply)
I'm having my mouth sewn shut as i type this

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 19:16, Reply)
I'm prime minister now.
Bow down, peasants.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:24, Reply)
my liege!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:27, Reply)
Prostate yourselves before me!
Or do I mean prostrate? No, definitely prostate.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:31, Reply)
oh yeah i'm really feeling it
jesus christ
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:45, Reply)
I'm the fucking president
You are mine, mine mine
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:37, Reply)
Wanna invade Iraq together?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 17:45, Reply)
Bin there, dunnit
North Korea or Iran
Or Antarctica
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:21, Reply)
Let’s fuck them penguins up.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:31, Reply)
tbh

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:49, Reply)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:10, Reply)
+ beepeedee, fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:15, Reply)
thank you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:24, Reply)
3, result

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:07, Reply)
might stick a hebtroco up my bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:09, Reply)
can't hurt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:26, Reply)
We've all done it
Put some billy in with it for added lols
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:39, Reply)
2/7
but I have an excuse. Brain no worky. Ear infection x2.
(I helped save b3ta! brb so much less interesting, or funny, or intelligent, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 18:45, Reply)
ALRIGHT KNEE GROWS

(Great Forum Banter, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 10:28, Reply)
LOL RAY CYST

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 10:33, Reply)
Didn't he sing Achy Breaky Heart?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 10:34, Reply)
A-KKK Heart

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 10:39, Reply)
No, his big hit was
"I Hate Foreign People, Especially Those Really Weird-Looking Ones, You Know The Ones I Mean"
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 11:41, Reply)
Oh yeah, Kula Shaker covered that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 11:43, Reply)
So did Shane Lynch

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 11:57, Reply)
So did Bet Lynch

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:16, Reply)
so did lynch mob

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 16:30, Reply)
mornington crescent

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 5:53, Reply)
Mornington has broken

(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 7:46, Reply)
I was turned away from the blood donation centre yesterday
because I've been to Marseille in the last couple of weeks. Apparently, it's a risk for dengue fever and a whole load of other mosquito-spread nasties and I DID GET BITTEN A LOT BY THE MOZZIES.

So here I am with a pint more blood than I expected today.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 8:40, Reply)
They won't take my blood
Because I have to have supplements
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:31, Reply)
Obligatory Tony Hancock
www.youtube.com/watch?v=utdW5A_9OBo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:31, Reply)
Fancy a pint later?

(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:51, Reply)
That'd be nearly an armful

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:54, Reply)
They used to refuse my blood due to the frequency of anal sex
I'm sure mosquitos will be allowed in time.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 10:35, Reply)
what if mosquitos don't want anal sex?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 11:43, Reply)
Tough shit.

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 11:49, Reply)
a gnat's chuff is literally as tight as a gnat's chuff

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 12:55, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:23, Reply)
dunno, not fucked a man one

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:10, Reply)
Buttocks to them

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:21, Reply)
I had no idea anal sex had a characteristic frequency.
But if you're finding that it 'killer-hurts', I suggest using more lube or asking your partner to slow down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 13:55, Reply)
Or using mosquitos

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:23, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 8:43, Reply)
Morning
Poo before shower, or after?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:31, Reply)
During, solid multitasking
Lol, solid
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:52, Reply)
Who cares, as long as you wipe your arse on the shower curtain

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:55, Reply)
OlymPRICKS more like
Do you have any interest in the school sport's day for grown ups?
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 20:02, Reply)
cloudflare ate my response, some of my best work actually

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 20:33, Reply)
Poor dear xxxx

(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 20:42, Reply)
You're the best president ever

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 2:52, Reply)
Looking forward to the wrestling and maybe the judo.

(I helped save b3ta! brb so much less interesting, or funny, or intelligent, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 20:47, Reply)
Breakdancing for the first time this year
Jesus
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 20:50, Reply)
Oh I know isn't it awful
when real competitive activity emerges from popular culture rather than from military training routines. What the Olympics need is less fun and more regimented movements of horses.
(I helped save b3ta! brb so much less interesting, or funny, or intelligent, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 20:59, Reply)
I am glad we agree for once
Apart from the dressage nonsense
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 21:02, Reply)
Times like these call for competitive alligator shitfucking

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 23:08, Reply)
Is that fucking an alligator in its shit
or fucking an alligator with a piece of shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:04, Reply)
Foo Fighterzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:40, Reply)

do ggling
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 21:58, Reply)
Yes, you pathetic pointless projecting dullard

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 21:03, Reply)
+ tbh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 21:04, Reply)
Only in the 100m beakering

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 21:48, Reply)
taking all bets

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 22:18, Reply)
I had to force it out last night.
It was a 3.5. Today's one nearly forced its way out against my will, more like a 5.5 or 6.0.
(I helped save b3ta! brb so much less interesting, or funny, or intelligent, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 16:06, Reply)
That seems generous.
I wouldn’t really rate this thread more than a 2.5.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 16:16, Reply)
It's just a follow through thread.

(I helped save b3ta! brb so much less interesting, or funny, or intelligent, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 16:25, Reply)

Like ah
Push it, push it
Watch me work it
I'm perfect
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 19:46, Reply)
#fartatwill thread

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:22, Reply)
giggling_picard.gif

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:27, Reply)
Take my name out of your mouth
and make room for my other ball
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8419161
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:39, Reply)
I'm off the booze
I'm having a nice cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:58, Reply)
that's interesting mrs cunt
Please tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 16:42, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 18:35, Reply)
semen khaidenko

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 18:46, Reply)
hi japper's, Queef Richard's speaking, how may I help you?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:29, Reply)
I have to keep going into the warehouse to do guffs, they're fucking malevolent today
you know when they smell like someone else's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:31, Reply)
How do I unsubscribe from your arse blog?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:53, Reply)
Delete your account, then jump in front of a train.

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:56, Reply)
up and down? side to side? unhelpful.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:41, Reply)
push pineapple shake the tree

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 16:44, Reply)
thank you for confirming your subscription
you will be billed on the first Wednesday of each month
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:58, Reply)
I feel I may have "won", re: farting. I lost my sense of smell about 8 years ago now.
Fart-at-will.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:57, Reply)
Poor old Will :'(

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:58, Reply)
has that affected how you taste things as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:59, Reply)
A little - more so at first.
I lost all taste too at one point - had an op to restore things, which lasted all of 6 months. Lost smell again, but didn't fully lose taste again since then. It's not "right", some things taste terrible to me now, and I favour strong tastes overall.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:34, Reply)
Lacking taste explains why you're still here.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:39, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:41, Reply)
wasn't that funny

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 16:46, Reply)
It's a very old b3ta meme. I wouldn't expect a n00b to get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 18:28, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 22:27, Reply)
afternoon

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:55, Reply)
OH JUST FUCK OFF WILL YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:59, Reply)
#will

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:28, Reply)

UCK OFF ART AT
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:01, Reply)
^ Neil Buch

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:04, Reply)
+ Kofi

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:20, Reply)
+ S allin, San Fahey, and K Woodward

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:21, Reply)
Hello Mr Patel from 3 Mobile
Can you help me with my connection issues please? They are wank
.
.
.
tbh
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:08, Reply)
Well that depends, what is your skill set?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:31, Reply)
nude beatboxing from what I gather

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:54, Reply)
you said ya momma was pretty and young, but she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue
(we saw her beatboxing for Lou Rawls, in some bright red boxer drawers)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 18:26, Reply)
Can you fix it for me to have a bigger willy?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:55, Reply)
sure, you can have mine, I'm not using it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:38, Reply)
Could you recommend a decent, yet budget friendly microwave?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:21, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:39, Reply)
anything by samsung

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 16:46, Reply)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 11:36, Reply)
yeah, you?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 11:57, Reply)
Sweet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 12:12, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 12:19, Reply)
Hitler.

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 12:25, Reply)
Yeah lunch in the park ta

(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 12:34, Reply)
pendulous plumbs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 12:36, Reply)
smegg,

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 12:46, Reply)
scotthead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 12:59, Reply)
Yeah
Apart from needing a new microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:23, Reply)
bOlLoCkS

(I helped save b3ta! brb so much less interesting, or funny, or intelligent, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:28, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:42, Reply)
morning 404 error

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 7:21, Reply)
morning tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 7:24, Reply)
transgender bisexual homosexuals

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 8:06, Reply)
That's you and your furry gaymo boygirlfriend, that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 12:11, Reply)
tbh

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 8:16, Reply)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 8:24, Reply)
cheers

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 9:04, Reply)
Morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 8:23, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 8:24, Reply)
Morning, I'm more of a 405 guy
But not the Peugeot! Haha
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 9:09, Reply)
My old man actually had a Peugeot 404
How about THAT fact fans!!!!!!!
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 9:13, Reply)
We had a 504
it was big, comfy and broke down on the motorway in a most spectacular way.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 9:38, Reply)
I did like the estates
Car /chat!
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 9:53, Reply)
My 306 was rock solid, ran beautifully for years

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 11:22, Reply)
That's how every morning feels.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 9:11, Reply)
morning

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 9:41, Reply)
Morning beepeedee
Not sure if I was meant to say fuck you like everyone else is, but I don't feel like I know you well enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 9:47, Reply)
Just say it mateypops

(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 9:54, Reply)
Fuck you, President Kamala Harris. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 9:59, Reply)
alright Sleepy Joe, don't be bitter

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 10:55, Reply)
Crowdstrike eh?
What a bunch of smelly bums.
I'm much better than them.
Dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 2:35, Reply)
of course you are

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 5:22, Reply)
Alrite MC

(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 7:01, Reply)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 7:08, Reply)
6 fucking am surgery

(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 7:17, Reply)
did you have your winky removed as it was malignant?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 7:28, Reply)
Thank
You
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 9:07, Reply)
Morning

(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 7:00, Reply)
is this the official morning sub-thread?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt everyone be cool this is a nobbery, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 7:09, Reply)
It can be yeah
Why not?
(President Kamala Harris Smug bike twat, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 7:18, Reply)

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