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morning

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 8:18, Reply)
Indeed

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 8:33, Reply)

So shines a good indeed in a naughty world.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 9:19, Reply)
Quite so

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:07, Reply)
Why is planearm such a horrible racist, Richard?
I've reported him, of course, but is there anyone I can speak to about having him arrested?
(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 9:32, Reply)
Don't worry, I've alerted brb
He'll take it from here
(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:08, Reply)

imgur.com/a/NhLrP0a
(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:52, Reply)
Oh come on now

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:04, Reply)
Don't worry about it.
It's just some sadsack desperate for attention thinking he's punching down.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:42, Reply)

πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘
(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:44, Reply)
Cheers for the reference bud

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 14:35, Reply)
morning queef snow yeah

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 9:43, Reply)
Only just started here

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:08, Reply)
Bloke live on tv from Brixton has heavy snow, none here yet, only about 10 miles away

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 10:35, Reply)
Fuck all here until a few minutes ago
I don't reckon it'll settle, too wet
(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:10, Reply)
my pants, I mean

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:10, Reply)
easy like Sunday

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:11, Reply)
What up, G-money?

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:25, Reply)
feeling chill today
got that "GotG Awesome Mix" on the stereo

hbu?
(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:55, Reply)
Morning
I'm feeling rather lively today
(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:41, Reply)
DRAIN THE SWAMP!

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:41, Reply)
I drained your Nan's swamp last Christmas m8

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:05, Reply)
RUDE

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:09, Reply)
She was, actually
Help the aged, indeed. Ungrateful cow
(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:10, Reply)
wot a fucken bitch

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:11, Reply)
Delish chinky washed down with a few tinnies. Watching Forest Gump now.
Evening.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 18:06, Reply)
bit racist

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 18:58, Reply)
Got a bit of Szechuan special left and fried rice

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 19:17, Reply)
i only have sadness left

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:17, Reply)
Have chips with that

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 3:36, Reply)
forrest

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 19:03, Reply)
strewth mite!

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 19:09, Reply)
Fuck food, I'm not hungry

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:56, Reply)

Thank goodness planearm didn't get the memo that everything is about you, or he'd have starved to death.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:59, Reply)
careful now, b3ta tosh, another close relative might die

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 21:47, Reply)
planearm is an illiterate racist cannibal now. :(

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 22:11, Reply)
A minority group that never gets any exposure.

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 3:37, Reply)
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ILLITERATE RACIST CANNIBALS?

(, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 8:33, Reply)
G'day ya mangruls

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 8:51, Reply)
phone call from Latvia at 2am lol

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:00, Reply)
jā ΕΎΔ“l par to, m8

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:12, Reply)
lol

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:14, Reply)
*wobble board*
Can you guess what it is yet?
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:13, Reply)
a five year sentence for noncing?

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:15, Reply)
they took away all his awards because he was a paedo, but Polanski's kept his
never could quite work that one out
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:19, Reply)
JUSTICE FOR HARRIS NOW!!!!

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:22, Reply)
heh

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:56, Reply)
You can join today

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:27, Reply)
a semi-erect penis?

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:17, Reply)
no thanks, wouldn't want to spoil my appetite for lunch

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:56, Reply)
Postman delivered my new router full of internet as the old one had ran out , now I've got loads of broadbands

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 10:58, Reply)
You might want to bleed it immediately after turning it on
You don't want too much broadband, or you won't be able to email straight
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:17, Reply)
also the router will wear down the middle and might slide off the surface

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:33, Reply)
Depends
Virgin do those ones that are all down the left side
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 13:26, Reply)
imported from the netherlands though, customs charges will be high

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 14:06, Reply)
juist

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 14:47, Reply)
i'm getting too old to pull a 3-day bender

(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 16:54, Reply)

d g

"too olg", haha, good joke monstzzz
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 17:37, Reply)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0140734/characters/nm0081811?ref_=tt_cl_t9
(, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 18:30, Reply)
This place is deader than a Goth party in lockdown.

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:38, Reply)
Topical, as well as edgy.

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:51, Reply)
That's not dead, that's just suicidal

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 21:20, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 22:14, Reply)
Friday night, everyone's down the pub

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 23:15, Reply)
but enough about your bedroom

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 23:17, Reply)
Haha, like in the ghost busters

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 23:22, Reply)
weekend plans lol

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:59, Reply)
rude

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:01, Reply)
That's what poland said , didnt stop him

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:12, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 19:49, Reply)
Cheers

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:02, Reply)
Cheers!

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:06, Reply)
dunno, prolly just post in 2H's excellent thread

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:25, Reply)
rest

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:27, Reply)
keep dieting in spite of the boredom
see if my slippers arrive tomorrow

drink and fart around on the internet

the end
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:30, Reply)
69 fucking quid , both the product and the price suggest the maker is mental

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:40, Reply)
well I wish I hadn't bought them for you now
I just thought they might cheer you up, fucking hell, won't do that again
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:47, Reply)
Bought ..you fucking make them

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:49, Reply)
On the advice of my lawyer I can neither confirm nor deny this at the present time
What I will say is that ACTUALLY they are only Β£59.99 which given how long they take to make is a bloody reasonable price
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:55, Reply)
only £6.50 postage as well
Hurry though, stocks are strictly limited
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:57, Reply)
And stops you smearing the walls with fecal matter, mostly

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:58, Reply)
weeeelll
*wobbly hand gesture*
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:00, Reply)
“Hand Made/Crochered"
Ferrero Crocher, is it?

What abominations. Luckily they're far too small for me
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:45, Reply)
I think they look lovely and warm :(

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:49, Reply)
oh, no doubt, but I bet you fifty quid you'll have tripped over your own feet within a week
These look lovely and warm as well, and will soon be mine
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:51, Reply)
those look like grandma slippers, no offence
this is the style that I be rockin

www.efootwear.eu/slippers-napapijri-morran-15897165-multi-green-n702.html
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:54, Reply)
huh, they look like climbing shoes
also I have circulation problems in my feet so I will look like a grandma all day long, no fucks given, as long as my feet are warm
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:56, Reply)
what they look like, sunshine, is a combination of both fresh AND fly
no mean feat in a gentleman's slipper
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:04, Reply)
I just wear indoor trainers , people have made fun of this in the past :(

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:05, Reply)
Not sure how there's any room for mockery there tbh

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:24, Reply)
Shoes indoors freaks people out, and when I explain they never go out ever they mock me

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 19:23, Reply)
#ad

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:52, Reply)
Playing DnD
Also steam cleaning the bathroom. My sink is looking a bit grim.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 19:21, Reply)
Manny, Manny, Manny, always fanny, in a Richard McBeef!
There
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:58, Reply)
See

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:58, Reply)
Yep

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:59, Reply)
My old nan used to use 'there" brilliantly, still makes me smile

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:01, Reply)
My nan says "well there you go, see?" regardless of what you tell her

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:02, Reply)
Bless , somebody could trip over and my nan would say there

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:08, Reply)
this is actually true

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:24, Reply)
Good afternoon, dickhead's
I did an cycling exercise class that was on YouTube earlier. It was a good way to make me stick to the timing etc but even though I had headphones on and was alone in my loft I still felt like a total fanny doing it, being 'motivated' by some vapid bint telling me that I've 'got this' and that I should 'keep pushing' and so on.

When was the last time *you* felt like a total fanny?

Alternatively, have you 'got this'? Are you 'pushing'?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:06, Reply)
the only thing I've 'got' right now is flatulence, and there's no way I'm gambling by 'pushing', not at my age
that's how bad things happen
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:10, Reply)
last night I tried Bulgarian split squats for the first time
only to find that I had to hold onto the nearest piece of furniture while doing them to avoid falling over. Felt a bit of a fanny there

also I was working out with a couple of mates years ago and we were psyching up the guy on the bench machine, various yells of "PUSH!" etc., and I said "I can see the head!" and he laughed and dropped the weight

#bantz
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:15, Reply)
beasting it up in the pit, there

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:21, Reply)
my knees felt beastly afterwards, if that counts

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:23, Reply)
*checks T's and C's*

yes, it does
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:33, Reply)
*creaks*

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:35, Reply)
alright Yeti., nice to have you back

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:23, Reply)
are you not frenzied with lust yet at the thought of a tooled-up 200 ft Diane Abbott?

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:25, Reply)
no

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:27, Reply)
a 60 foot Carol Vorderman tho

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:28, Reply)
a 30 foot arse circumference

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:31, Reply)
in real life, I mean

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:31, Reply)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:51, Reply)
I did some squats at the weekend for the first time since before Christmas
and my calfs still fucking ache.

/blog
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:04, Reply)
+r

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:39, Reply)
I saw a sketch of one of those where the fella is all you got this , then it cuts to s fella and he goes ' john your bollocks are hanging out you shorts again' as the blokes seen tucking them back in, made me lol

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:24, Reply)
there's something weird about hearing a Brit say 'buddy'

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:28, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:32, Reply)

hmmm
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:43, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:46, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:09, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:28, Reply)
something about feeling your nan's total fanny something I've got *this* something something kept pushing something nan again

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:43, Reply)
no pran no gran

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:46, Reply)
top work here m8

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:46, Reply)
not sure I can handle this much anecdote in one go

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:48, Reply)
At work, we use an instant messenger system called Q-link
And I noticed the other day that my contacts were a real mess. People who've long since left, etc. So I tidied the list up.
Unbeknownst to me, all the people I 'moved' got put into a group called "(my real name) and Friends". Not only that, they all got a message inviting them to join the group.
I wanted to fucken die, m8. These are people from all around the world. Even had a guy in Hong Kong ask me what was happening. So yes. I felt like a proper fanny
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:02, Reply)

https://b3ta.com/talk/8290130
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:07, Reply)
oh man :(
you fanny
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:45, Reply)
It was bad

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:08, Reply)
Haha, I've just come up with a good one
"Now That's What I Call Covid 19!"

Brilliant, right? I should put this on the main board
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:31, Reply)
FP THIS NOW!!!!

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:40, Reply)
Haha, brilliant!
You could have a track list of songs that are related to like being ill and stuff, that would be really clever!!!!!!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:47, Reply)
Fever by Peggy Lee
How I Could Just Kill a Man by Cypress Hill, feat our forum chum Sen Dog

You know, that kind of stuff!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:49, Reply)
This is solid fucken gold m8
SOLID gold
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:07, Reply)
if this doesn't get us into the newsletter NOTHING will!
we need to carpe this fucken diem right fucken now!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:08, Reply)
Take My Breath Away

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:49, Reply)
Wuhan Clan Ain't Nuthing Ta Fuck Wit

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:52, Reply)
Cough Cough by Everything Everything

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:59, Reply)
NHS by Doc Scott

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:08, Reply)
R Numbers Electric - Gary Numan

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:17, Reply)
Everybody was Lung Flu Fighting

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:39, Reply)
Wuhan! they got you all to choke

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 15:33, Reply)
Jab on it

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 15:35, Reply)
Waiting for a strain

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 15:36, Reply)
Down with the sickness by Disturbed

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 15:40, Reply)
The genesis version was better

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:56, Reply)
silly person

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:27, Reply)
^snes fan

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:45, Reply)

still felt like am
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:49, Reply)
#clever

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:53, Reply)
Well I've decided to retrain as a gynaecologist,
and this morning I had to examine a suspected vaginal carcinoma. Fortunately it turned out to be non-malignant.

So that's the last time I felt a bit of a fanny.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:35, Reply)
no u never m8 dunt lie

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:30, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:50, Reply)
Gooood morning Vi-/chat-nam!!! Haha, you know, like in that Kenneth Williams film!

Hullo Friday flebber's, you OK?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 7:37, Reply)
yeah ok ta

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:01, Reply)
another weekend of sitting around doing fuck all ahead, dibnah af

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:09, Reply)
sounds wel peng

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:10, Reply)
totes, with a side order of reem and mint

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:15, Reply)
sick

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:25, Reply)
dead tired this morning
debating going back to bed for half an hour
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:17, Reply)
I had a very good music lesson last night
so I've got lots of practise to do over the weekend.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:26, Reply)
practice

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:27, Reply)
I will

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:42, Reply)
I've barely picked up a guitar this past year
Or a book

Load of rubbish
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:32, Reply)
It's been a lifeline for me
I've really enjoyed the interaction with other musicians.. It's been nice to put some money back into the industry, too, poor loves. The guy I had my 1-on-1 webcam action with normally does a lot of wedding reception band work so he's glad of a few coin. I tell you, what he's taught me to do with my fingers is nobody's business.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:47, Reply)

images.app.goo.gl/WfXrhTYfpGKrDwLE9
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:07, Reply)
Stop messin' about!

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:08, Reply)
Not bad , not great

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:33, Reply)
at least there's a little sunshine

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:42, Reply)
London might get snow Sunday

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:51, Reply)
I'll believe it when I see it

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:06, Reply)
One Saturday we were all up the pub 1 ish and it started snowing a blizzard , we were all like big kids , snowball fights , pushing people over, goodtimes

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
I love London in the snow
especially first thing in the morning before all the cars and people have turned it into black slush. I've been stranded in North Finchley twice before though, when they shut the tube down from Archway and beyond
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:17, Reply)
Got stuck at Greenwich a few years ago , no trains . Uber's were like 100 quid, I sat in the pub and waited till uber's were 25 quid

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:19, Reply)
I paid £50 for a black cab from Finchley to Archway, dropping off a girl who worked for me on the way
My boss 'lost' the receipt so I got nowt...
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:23, Reply)
If only the Viet Cong would "stop messin about" eh?
Hahaha
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:14, Reply)
yeah, those yellow-bellied gooks!!!
Haha!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:25, Reply)
I bet Kenneth hid in a vast network of tunnels in his lifetime

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:27, Reply)
'iiinnn, ouuuut, iiinnn, ouutt'

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:29, Reply)
THIS was Robin's Wish, to be immortalised in /chat form
Saved gari from having to watch that film.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:52, Reply)
Speaking of that list,
my other half got me the 3D blu-ray of Mortal Engines from the bargain bucket in HMV as a stocking filler from Santa. We watched it yesterday, and both thought it was a perfectly enjoyable way to waste a couple of hours.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:59, Reply)
my kid loves the book series

tl;dr you have the same tastes as a 12 year old girl
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:01, Reply)
If your tl;dr is longer than the original comment
You might be doing it wrong
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:00, Reply)
TEST YOUR MIGHT!

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:02, Reply)
Henry and James were a palette swap

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:00, Reply)
You must have quite the vaccination army up there with half the population used to jacking up , have they all volunteered?

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:24, Reply)
Nah, they all said that they're not poisoning their body wi that shite, all they fuckin chemicals, no fuckin way.

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:51, Reply)
I just fed a horse an apple

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:00, Reply)
/euphemism

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:01, Reply)
Trying to find out if there are any illegal raves nearby
Assuming I avoid the police when they come to break it up, I hear that I can have 500 quid for getting ill
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:07, Reply)
or a 200' statue of Diane Abbott wielding a huge strapon
/ac
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:23, Reply)
Holding it aloft as if it were the sword of grayskull

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:39, Reply)
Think I'd rather have the money tbh, there's not really space in the garden for something that size

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:45, Reply)
well YOU'RE no fun

(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:48, Reply)
it's beer time you turd flinging maniacs

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:04, Reply)
I'm not even home yet,

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:14, Reply)
fuck that you're usually home by midday
what's the hold up?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:19, Reply)
it's not dick fucking turpentine again is it?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:28, Reply)
Just chatting shit with another bloke I work with, he cant leave till 4 because he's tracked

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:10, Reply)
has he woken up in a dystopian nightmare?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:17, Reply)
Yeah he's a van mobile engineer. Its awful big brother shit

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:28, Reply)
can't he just cut the tracker out of his eyeball or something?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:35, Reply)
No because it's in the van. Most vehicle leasing places insist on trackers now for insurance

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:45, Reply)
oh right. see i'd put it in his eye. i dunno. just thinking outside the box i suppose.

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 19:03, Reply)
No your thinking of total recall

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 21:38, Reply)
Up the bum, no harm done apart from rectal damage and it'll stop his poo coming out

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 21:47, Reply)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 23:00, Reply)
yes it is

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:30, Reply)
hooray let's party like it's covid 1999

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:32, Reply)
fuck that, might just have a cuppa

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:30, Reply)
well where did you lose your party hat you boring bastard

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:32, Reply)
I read that in a vyvyan voice

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:06, Reply)
Not out loud, that'd be weird

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:06, Reply)
and you'd never behave in a way that might make people think you were weird

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:14, Reply)
Not offline

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:18, Reply)
just keep your router switched on

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:20, Reply)
time for a cocktail
now that the mandatory bit of physical exercise for the day is done
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:15, Reply)
after work wanks are the best

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:18, Reply)
nah man, during work wanks are the best

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:20, Reply)
Wanking from home

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:21, Reply)
pfffft!

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:22, Reply)
Fairly sure I saw an article on the beeb the other day telling people to masturbate because it's safer than going out on a date and catching the virus
can't find it now
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:24, Reply)
i haven't been able to find a date for years
maybe it's this moustache
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:25, Reply)
i don't work in a heavily pimped industry

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:21, Reply)
Got back on it
No sleep tonight, still got a good few stripes left
(, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 1:38, Reply)
In-laws in Brazil have been denying the existence of COVID
saying it's all a big left-wing conspiracy. Patriarch of the family and big Bolsonaro fan threw a party on NYE. He's now on oxygen in a hospital and all his friends are on FB sharing "prayer" emojis.

When was the last time you managed to suppress a "fucking told you so you stupid wankers" urge?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:55, Reply)
Every time I go on b3ta dot com forward slash talk

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:10, Reply)
Dont you use the https colon forward slash forward slash? It's for your safety

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:14, Reply)
I don't even use double u double u double u
I don't give a single heck mate
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:18, Reply)
You'll get a virus

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:37, Reply)

covid 19?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:58, Reply)
yesterday
when my brother was amazed that Joe Biden didn't declare himself to be Q
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:16, Reply)
not that Q
although John DeLancie is brilliant
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:30, Reply)
I watched all of ST:NG over the first lockdown, couldn't fas DS9

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:37, Reply)
probably because DS9 isn't very good

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:41, Reply)
It got way too confusing for a light entertainment sci fi tv show

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:09, Reply)
and Avery Brooks was more wooden than the timber aisle in B&Q

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:21, Reply)
The original dax was fit tho

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:22, Reply)
yes she was

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:24, Reply)
i'd shove one right up her fuck pipe
if you know what i mean
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:05, Reply)
DS9 was a bit rubbish

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:38, Reply)
wut, Q from James Bond????

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:48, Reply)
pay attention, judi

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:53, Reply)
what an idiot, I'm Q

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:32, Reply)
What, they thought their son was in on it?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:35, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:09, Reply)
that's why I keep falling over

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:11, Reply)
+t

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:12, Reply)
Nope, I've got the lockdown blues

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:53, Reply)
same here, even squabbling with the mrs which never happens normally

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:56, Reply)
You think that's bad , I'm arguing with myself

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:02, Reply)
at least you'll definitely win

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:23, Reply)
I'm not talking to myself at the minute, some harsh things were said

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:28, Reply)
maybe you should move out for a few days until you're ready to talk again

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:43, Reply)
Have you thought of just having a make-up-with-each-other wank?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 13:15, Reply)
Some good news , Glastonbury has been cancelled. I hate the way the bbc do expensive blanket coverage

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:15, Reply)
my mate Nick's married to the woman in charge of the whole thing

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:21, Reply)
that's interesting Queef

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:24, Reply)
new concept: Zoom festival
run the garden hose onto your lawn for an hour or two

drink half a dozen warm cans

try and set up your tent

watch a concert on your tablet and take drugs and drink more warm cans until you're rolling around on your back in the mud and yelling at your neighbours
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:38, Reply)
that's not a new concept, I do this every weekend

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:41, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:46, Reply)
I said I don't know if Covid, but I know it's not the flu

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:32, Reply)
two Spindas caught in the last two days.

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:07, Reply)
+rella

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:12, Reply)
yes

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:13, Reply)
stench

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:16, Reply)
sword

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:22, Reply)
sup

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:24, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:26, Reply)
rough as fuck
decided to go broke with a bang and spend the last of my money on booze and shoe. not a good idea.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:29, Reply)

bit.ly/3qGld2U
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:40, Reply)
not a chance
got the kids today, so i'll just have to settle for a curry
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:55, Reply)
that's fine dining where i'm from

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:55, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:00, Reply)
no you

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:05, Reply)
I nevah

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:21, Reply)
seen it wiv mein own mince pies bruv

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:26, Reply)
nice sunny one here

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:45, Reply)
Same here
I shall go out for a jolly jog later.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:49, Reply)
bending over in front of the bathroom mirror again are you?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:50, Reply)
that beard won't trim itself I spose

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:52, Reply)
alwez

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:06, Reply)
Bloody glorious in sunny Fareham m8
Might get out in the garden at this rate
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:48, Reply)
defo going for a stroll in a bit

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:51, Reply)
quiz time!
birbs of prey
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:55, Reply)
5/8, angry birds

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:02, Reply)
very good. I just kept guessing peregrine falcon until I got one right
Then i kept going in case I was right again
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:09, Reply)
tbf the clues were a massive help

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
too early for clue reading I was just going by the silhouettes

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:36, Reply)
0

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:07, Reply)
haha bird brain

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:09, Reply)
I might have done it a couple of times
Your score: 8 / 8
Impressive! I bet you were waiting with baited breath to find out your score weren't you...
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:44, Reply)
*bated

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:47, Reply)
+ mastur
lol
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:59, Reply)
3/8
slightly better than random guessing
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:32, Reply)
that's what I got an all I really thought I'd do better I'm well into birds
Can understand in your case tho
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:37, Reply)
so random guessing should get 2?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:44, Reply)
Not quite, but 2 is the most likely result if your guesses are purely random

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:02, Reply)
I see

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:07, Reply)
alright, that Storm Christoph has proven to be a bit of a damp squid eh

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:01, Reply)
Good name for a porn actor though

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:21, Reply)
what, 'damp squid'?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:55, Reply)
I think I've shagged him already...

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:22, Reply)
sounds a bit Nazi to me

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:03, Reply)
Anne Wank

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:10, Reply)
Adolf Titler

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:10, Reply)
Joseph Goo-balls

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:16, Reply)
Herbert Cockring

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:27, Reply)
Heinz Minge

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:29, Reply)
Bendover Mussolini

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:05, Reply)
Debbie Does Deutschland Uber Alles

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:05, Reply)
Aren't squids always damp anyway

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:48, Reply)
it's damp squib innit bruv

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:05, Reply)
THAT WAS THE JOKE, YES

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:09, Reply)
idgi

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:10, Reply)
Hahaha your well good at jokes

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:10, Reply)
an Englishman Irishman and Scotchlandman walk into a car

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:13, Reply)
morning
Nine Inch Nails this morning

let's see how many people that pisses off for no reason
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:05, Reply)
Downward Spiral?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:06, Reply)
yep

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:10, Reply)
one of my favourite albums
For a mid 90s electronic album it's aged remarkably well.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:12, Reply)
it's pretty good alright

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:14, Reply)
I treated myself to the vinyl reissue a few years ago.

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:17, Reply)
Broken y/n

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:19, Reply)
No, it's still in mint condition!!!!

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:19, Reply)
it's a big fat Y from me!

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:20, Reply)
No, he's just feeling a bit gloomy, it'll pass
Oh hahahaha
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
idgi

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:12, Reply)
Haha, sure you do
It's EASY
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:43, Reply)
take your clever humour somewhere else

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:10, Reply)

Nail dildo
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:06, Reply)
^ Steely Dan

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:10, Reply)
that pisses me off

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:09, Reply)
^ upset

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
giving The Fragile another go
Never been arsed about it but a mate insists it's the best NIN album.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:52, Reply)
With Teeth has a couple of reasonable bits

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:17, Reply)
garold
Always believe in your soul
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:08, Reply)
you've got the power
You're the master of the universe do do de do do do
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
I think /chat would be improved by rob giving a wholesome life lesson to camera at the end of each episode

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:17, Reply)
I'd donate again to have that feature

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:07, Reply)
morning dove

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:10, Reply)
It's a bit early for pills
but I won't say no...
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:21, Reply)
I would. my brain got well pickled on all that hoo har

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:39, Reply)
We can tell.

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:56, Reply)
good fun tho

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:08, Reply)
Not for your fellow /talkers.

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:10, Reply)
Ooh, I'd love an old-school Mitsubishi ...

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:22, Reply)
those speckled mitsis were the fukkin biznizz

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:23, Reply)
get on those dark webs innit blud

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:35, Reply)
Where's $$ these days?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
dead

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:13, Reply)
damn you covid

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:21, Reply)
Quick! Someone form a protective circle around brb!

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:22, Reply)
fucking lol
you've got a very good memory
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:23, Reply)
could one person actually manage that?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:26, Reply)
Good point
Could we find more than one person who wants him kept alive, do you reckon?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:48, Reply)
doubtful

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:56, Reply)
That's not very Christian

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:00, Reply)
I'm devout, mate.
DE FUCKEN VOUT.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:10, Reply)

U A
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:17, Reply)
is Voat still going?

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:19, Reply)
haven't a scooby

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:20, Reply)
<s>v</s>t +r
Rubbish new board game
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:21, Reply)
I think he changed his name to LS18 and got banned but keeps coming back with new Hitlerian names and crap memes.
Unless I've got my Nazi named posters mixed up again.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:13, Reply)
i'm interested to know what you really really
really really really really hate
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 18:52, Reply)
racists! /brb
I don't hate anything, really

life's too short
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 18:55, Reply)
oh come on there must be something

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:05, Reply)
has anyone said b3ta yet?

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:09, Reply)
b3ta yet

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:16, Reply)
The EU

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:21, Reply)
πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:41, Reply)
EU, matron

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:42, Reply)
carry on, Turing

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:50, Reply)
mein EU?
nein!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:59, Reply)
:-(

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:40, Reply)
Brexit means Brexit

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:55, Reply)
The Power of Love by Jennifer Rush

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:50, Reply)
bitch

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:59, Reply)
dogs and people who like dogs

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:54, Reply)
those mutt loving bastards

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:58, Reply)
Jews

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:11, Reply)
good man

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:33, Reply)
Cheers

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:40, Reply)
damn right. hard to watch even when smashed.

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:49, Reply)
I was more of a Wings fan tbh

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:56, Reply)
War, why can't we all just get along

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 23:04, Reply)
power pyramids. a few bonkers pricks at the top :(

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 5:51, Reply)
Insomnia and 4x4 owners

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 2:36, Reply)
boring bastards they are

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 5:53, Reply)
yeah, Faithless really are shit aren't they

(, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:06, Reply)
Hi everyone. It's me. Tee Aitch. You know, off the internet!
It's my birthday soon, and I'm hoping for all sorts of fun gifts and surprises. What did you get for your last birthday? Because whatever it was, I bet it was a real treat!
Alternatively, what should you do if you pull back your foreskin and it smells of almonds?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 12:49, Reply)
And if you don't have a penus, same question, but the smell is yeast

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 12:49, Reply)
I want a refund

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:13, Reply)
You'll have to fill in a form if you want a refund

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:36, Reply)
Corsair gaming keyboard, it's the shit
Alternatively: dunno, I'm not a medical professional
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 12:56, Reply)
I like to play with the mechanical ones in Currys
Well....I used to
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:29, Reply)
the penuses, you mean

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:15, Reply)
y

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:24, Reply)
I can't remember, must not have been notable.
Alt: put a clothes peg on your nose.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:04, Reply)
Bit ungr8ful m8

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:29, Reply)
alright 'the chicken song'

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:21, Reply)
Running shoes
Alt: last time I smelt almonds I had a stroke
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:14, Reply)
Everyone's getting shoes
And there's nowhere to go
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:30, Reply)

1. stop fucking Mrs Marzipan.

For my birthday I got some shoe
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:22, Reply)
Ah some shoe....but not shoes
Clever
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:30, Reply)
it was my birthday a couple of weeks ago
Got some trainers and a watch.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:23, Reply)
So you can run on time hahahaha

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:28, Reply)
idgi

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:30, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:34, Reply)
nope, lost on me

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:39, Reply)
YOU are a card

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:40, Reply)

ca tu
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:47, Reply)

c ret
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:51, Reply)

ard unt
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:21, Reply)
Jill biden y/n

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:50, Reply)
Sure why not

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:54, Reply)
only if she lezzes it up with Janet Yellen

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:55, Reply)
Well, I'd not do Doug Emhoff
so there.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:28, Reply)
Last birthday I got some money and maybe I'm mixing up birthday and christmas but I think I also got a theremin and some bagpipes.
The bagpipes have stayed in their box.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:44, Reply)
I'm not fucking surprised

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:52, Reply)
A sword
And some disturbed stuff and money. Also, your cock seems to be full of cyanide
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:08, Reply)
A sword? Why?

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:09, Reply)
She said she was thinking of being a mature student

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:36, Reply)
Because my nephew refused to buy me a crossbow

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:38, Reply)
I've got my great (I think) grandfather's dress sword which he wore to the coronation of George (again, I think) V
cool huh

my dad apologised when he handed it on to me, because it's not straight from when he used to hit his younger brothers with it when he was a boy
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:46, Reply)
My uncle "confiscated" a sword from an Argentinian soldier the Falkland Islands scuffle
he's said I can have it. It's a fucking nasty piece of kit, modern killing weapon with a scabbard. I'm gonna collect it before heading back to London so I can play that "this is a knife..." "no, this is a knife" Crocodile Dundee game with the local youts.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:49, Reply)
My kids normally just get me some beers , less than a month to my and my daughters birthday. Still dont know what to buy her, gutted her 18th will be lockdown

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:17, Reply)
that fucking sucks eh
poor kid
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:22, Reply)
Yeah , turning 18 and cant see your mates or go up the pub , on my birthday last year a fella collapsed and we got an ambulance, 6 months later the covid got him

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:28, Reply)
It's my wife's 40th in a couple of weeks
Not that we really ever do anything for our birthdays, but still. It would be nice to have the option
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:23, Reply)
Yesterday all I wanted to do was sit in a cafe and have a breakfast, damn you covid

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:31, Reply)
Yeah, I'd like to just say "who fancies going out for lunch?"
Fingers crossed for the vaccine, eh?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:35, Reply)
I had the first jab on 9th January
still ain't been to the pub though
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:40, Reply)
Oh cool
You'll be free before you know it!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:04, Reply)
What a waste of the vaccine

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:33, Reply)
Just posting so that future generations will know that I was here

Let me answer your second question with another question: what should you do if you pull back your foreskin and it smells of Almond's?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:26, Reply)
YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOUR BLOCKED

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:27, Reply)
^

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:30, Reply)
hi twoser
I got some records for my last birthday, which really was a treat.
I could list them for you, but I doubt you'd care.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:31, Reply)
Of course I care!
What records did you get?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:36, Reply)
oh you're just saying that

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:38, Reply)
I just got this ordered
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UayMM8ZivNo
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:42, Reply)
As I'm sure comes as no surprise, I don't know who these people are
But if you like them, I like them x
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:59, Reply)
I only listen to Skee-Lo these days

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:04, Reply)
never heard of her

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:09, Reply)
you must surely have heard of Various?

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:08, Reply)
Oh yes
But I prefer their early stuff
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:37, Reply)
just having a gander, the first one sounds gr8

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:31, Reply)
it really is
You might like the Sudanese one and all, more surf guitar than jazz in places
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:49, Reply)
you're right, it's great stuff

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 17:03, Reply)
Criminal and sex offender

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:39, Reply)
Probably the most honest So Solid spinoff

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 16:11, Reply)
'world's biggest wanker', and' most mung beans in your mouth in one go'

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:43, Reply)
well that's where you look silly 'cause the mung bean record was the year before

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:56, Reply)
oh MAN I feel like a right dozer

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:22, Reply)
On my last birthday (55) I received a CD-R of all the number one hits from 1965 from DJ Muggs. B-Real got me a shower cap and some travel sized shampoo.

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:42, Reply)
B-Real sounds like a keeper

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:53, Reply)
He’s a real doll. Not like a ‘Real Doll’ real doll.

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:32, Reply)
I'm not sure what any of this means, but it sounds jolly exciting

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:00, Reply)
You know what? You’re absolutely right.

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:32, Reply)
radio 2 are playing nelly the elephant
Off she went with a trumpetty trump trump trump trump

Lol
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:15, Reply)
haha, ding dong the witch is dead!!!1
Haha, let's make RATM teh Xmas no.1!!

Haha!!!! Let's go viral and have a flash mob!!! Yeah, come on everyone, join in!!!

CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS FUCKING CUNTS
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:27, Reply)
CUNTS, I mean

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:28, Reply)
Hey there. Woah. Cool your jets, man
Why so angry, man? Chillax, brother
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:29, Reply)
CUNTS m8

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:35, Reply)
Would you like me to sing to you?
Perhaps burn some essential oils, while we talk about our feelings?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:37, Reply)
Surely bumming him using essential oils as lubricant would have the opposite effect.
I imagine that would be quite nippy.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:41, Reply)
I'm thinking 'drum circle'?

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:42, Reply)
Oh, what a lovely idea!
Later on, I'm facilitating a dreamcatcher making seminar, if you're interested?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:56, Reply)
totes.
totes and blates.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:03, Reply)
those well known anti-capitalists RATM with their record deal with well known independent imprint, Sony.
Not exactly Fugazi principles, is it?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:33, Reply)
Well, they got plenty of stick back in the early 90s for that
and their defence was always that it was the best way to get their message out there. If they'd been on a tiny independent label, nobody would have heard them or their message.

Now here you are 30 years later still talking about them and their political principles, so it looks like it worked.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:37, Reply)
might kill myself

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:42, Reply)
in b4 queef

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:47, Reply)
seconded

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:41, Reply)
tbf though the 'tiny indie label' defence doesn't really hold any water

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:02, Reply)
I believe Tom Morello is active on Twitter, you can tell him directly.

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:08, Reply)
The weekend on sunday is totally where you should be dude

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:09, Reply)
nice glass of Dutch wine?

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:16, Reply)
<s> sellout

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:34, Reply)
Check out the bouquet on this
*pfffarrfppppfffffffff*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:36, Reply)
I cracked the code! Letter 1 from the first word, letter 2 from the second word, etc. *spoiler* it spells CUNTS

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 16:41, Reply)
that's pretty edgy for radio 2

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:31, Reply)
it made me dun a larf

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:40, Reply)
I've just been sent a voucher for a free viewing of a movie on Rakuten TV
The list of titles available to watch reminds me of the Β£1.99 bargain-bin of VHS tapes you'd get in Woolworths, near the checkout, movies I'd never heard of, films to avoid - like the rest of the viewing public.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:42, Reply)

imgur.com/n9Ohiov
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:46, Reply)
Rakuten executives:
"Let's spend a grand on the rights for LOTR and use the remaining Β£500 to buy five hundred other films for a pound each."
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:51, Reply)
wow!

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:51, Reply)
Wow. You lucky boy

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:57, Reply)
imagine having access to all those...at the touch of a button...

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:14, Reply)
It truly is the best time to be alive

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:32, Reply)
"Echo Boomers"
Did they just use a random word generator to come up with these titles?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:45, Reply)
Also, apparently Robin's Wish was to be resurrected as a melting waxy android.

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:46, Reply)
Guy playing pool in front of some enormous heads

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:12, Reply)
Turtle power!

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:28, Reply)
And when I say guy, I mean "giant albino bodybuilding giger cosplayer"

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:57, Reply)

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