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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 8:18, Reply)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 8:33, Reply)

So shines a good indeed in a naughty world.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 24 Jan 2021, 9:19, Reply)
Quite so

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:07, Reply)
Why is planearm such a horrible racist, Richard?
I've reported him, of course, but is there anyone I can speak to about having him arrested?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 9:32, Reply)
Don't worry, I've alerted brb
He'll take it from here
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:08, Reply)

imgur.com/a/NhLrP0a
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:52, Reply)
Oh come on now

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:04, Reply)
Don't worry about it.
It's just some sadsack desperate for attention thinking he's punching down.
(I helped save b3ta! brb qΙΉq, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:42, Reply)

πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:44, Reply)
Cheers for the reference bud

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 14:35, Reply)
morning queef snow yeah

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Wβš“, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 9:43, Reply)
Only just started here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:08, Reply)
Bloke live on tv from Brixton has heavy snow, none here yet, only about 10 miles away

(Bivvyboi, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 10:35, Reply)
Fuck all here until a few minutes ago
I don't reckon it'll settle, too wet
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:10, Reply)
my pants, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:10, Reply)
easy like Sunday

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:11, Reply)
What up, G-money?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:25, Reply)
feeling chill today
got that "GotG Awesome Mix" on the stereo

hbu?
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:55, Reply)
Morning
I'm feeling rather lively today
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:41, Reply)
DRAIN THE SWAMP!

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:41, Reply)
I drained your Nan's swamp last Christmas m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:05, Reply)
RUDE

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:09, Reply)
She was, actually
Help the aged, indeed. Ungrateful cow
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:10, Reply)
wot a fucken bitch

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:11, Reply)
Delish chinky washed down with a few tinnies. Watching Forest Gump now.
Evening.
(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 18:06, Reply)
bit racist

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 18:58, Reply)
Got a bit of Szechuan special left and fried rice

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 19:17, Reply)
i only have sadness left

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:17, Reply)
Have chips with that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha muuuuuuuuuuu, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 3:36, Reply)
forrest

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 19:03, Reply)
strewth mite!

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 19:09, Reply)
Fuck food, I'm not hungry

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:56, Reply)

Thank goodness planearm didn't get the memo that everything is about you, or he'd have starved to death.
(b3ta tosh, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:59, Reply)
careful now, b3ta tosh, another close relative might die

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 21:47, Reply)
planearm is an illiterate racist cannibal now. :(

(I helped save b3ta! brb qΙΉq, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 22:11, Reply)
A minority group that never gets any exposure.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha muuuuuuuuuuu, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 3:37, Reply)
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ILLITERATE RACIST CANNIBALS?

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 8:33, Reply)
G'day ya mangruls

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 8:51, Reply)
phone call from Latvia at 2am lol

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:00, Reply)
jā ΕΎΔ“l par to, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea It's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:12, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:14, Reply)
*wobble board*
Can you guess what it is yet?
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:13, Reply)
a five year sentence for noncing?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:15, Reply)
they took away all his awards because he was a paedo, but Polanski's kept his
never could quite work that one out
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:19, Reply)
JUSTICE FOR HARRIS NOW!!!!

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:22, Reply)
heh

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:56, Reply)
You can join today

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:27, Reply)
a semi-erect penis?

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:17, Reply)
no thanks, wouldn't want to spoil my appetite for lunch

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:56, Reply)
Postman delivered my new router full of internet as the old one had ran out , now I've got loads of broadbands

(Bivvyboi, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 10:58, Reply)
You might want to bleed it immediately after turning it on
You don't want too much broadband, or you won't be able to email straight
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:17, Reply)
also the router will wear down the middle and might slide off the surface

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:33, Reply)
Depends
Virgin do those ones that are all down the left side
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 13:26, Reply)
imported from the netherlands though, customs charges will be high

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juist

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 14:47, Reply)
i'm getting too old to pull a 3-day bender

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 16:54, Reply)

d g

"too olg", haha, good joke monstzzz
(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 17:37, Reply)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0140734/characters/nm0081811?ref_=tt_cl_t9
(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 18:30, Reply)
This place is deader than a Goth party in lockdown.

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:38, Reply)
Topical, as well as edgy.

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:51, Reply)
That's not dead, that's just suicidal

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 21:20, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 22:14, Reply)
Friday night, everyone's down the pub

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 23:15, Reply)
but enough about your bedroom

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 23:17, Reply)
Haha, like in the ghost busters

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 23:22, Reply)
weekend plans lol

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:59, Reply)
rude

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:01, Reply)
That's what poland said , didnt stop him

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:12, Reply)
cheers

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 19:49, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:02, Reply)
Cheers!

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:06, Reply)
dunno, prolly just post in 2H's excellent thread

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:25, Reply)
rest

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:27, Reply)
keep dieting in spite of the boredom
see if my slippers arrive tomorrow

drink and fart around on the internet

the end
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:30, Reply)
69 fucking quid , both the product and the price suggest the maker is mental

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:40, Reply)
well I wish I hadn't bought them for you now
I just thought they might cheer you up, fucking hell, won't do that again
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:47, Reply)
Bought ..you fucking make them

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:49, Reply)
On the advice of my lawyer I can neither confirm nor deny this at the present time
What I will say is that ACTUALLY they are only Β£59.99 which given how long they take to make is a bloody reasonable price
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:55, Reply)
only £6.50 postage as well
Hurry though, stocks are strictly limited
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:57, Reply)
And stops you smearing the walls with fecal matter, mostly

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:58, Reply)
weeeelll
*wobbly hand gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:00, Reply)
“Hand Made/Crochered"
Ferrero Crocher, is it?

What abominations. Luckily they're far too small for me
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:45, Reply)
I think they look lovely and warm :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:49, Reply)
oh, no doubt, but I bet you fifty quid you'll have tripped over your own feet within a week
These look lovely and warm as well, and will soon be mine
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:51, Reply)
those look like grandma slippers, no offence
this is the style that I be rockin

www.efootwear.eu/slippers-napapijri-morran-15897165-multi-green-n702.html
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:54, Reply)
huh, they look like climbing shoes
also I have circulation problems in my feet so I will look like a grandma all day long, no fucks given, as long as my feet are warm
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:56, Reply)
what they look like, sunshine, is a combination of both fresh AND fly
no mean feat in a gentleman's slipper
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:04, Reply)
I just wear indoor trainers , people have made fun of this in the past :(

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:05, Reply)
Not sure how there's any room for mockery there tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:24, Reply)
Shoes indoors freaks people out, and when I explain they never go out ever they mock me

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 19:23, Reply)
#ad

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:52, Reply)
Playing DnD
Also steam cleaning the bathroom. My sink is looking a bit grim.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 19:21, Reply)
Manny, Manny, Manny, always fanny, in a Richard McBeef!
There
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:58, Reply)
See

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:58, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:59, Reply)
My old nan used to use 'there" brilliantly, still makes me smile

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:01, Reply)
My nan says "well there you go, see?" regardless of what you tell her

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:02, Reply)
Bless , somebody could trip over and my nan would say there

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:08, Reply)
this is actually true

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:24, Reply)
Good afternoon, dickhead's
I did an cycling exercise class that was on YouTube earlier. It was a good way to make me stick to the timing etc but even though I had headphones on and was alone in my loft I still felt like a total fanny doing it, being 'motivated' by some vapid bint telling me that I've 'got this' and that I should 'keep pushing' and so on.

When was the last time *you* felt like a total fanny?

Alternatively, have you 'got this'? Are you 'pushing'?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:06, Reply)
the only thing I've 'got' right now is flatulence, and there's no way I'm gambling by 'pushing', not at my age
that's how bad things happen
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:10, Reply)
last night I tried Bulgarian split squats for the first time
only to find that I had to hold onto the nearest piece of furniture while doing them to avoid falling over. Felt a bit of a fanny there

also I was working out with a couple of mates years ago and we were psyching up the guy on the bench machine, various yells of "PUSH!" etc., and I said "I can see the head!" and he laughed and dropped the weight

#bantz
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:15, Reply)
beasting it up in the pit, there

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:21, Reply)
my knees felt beastly afterwards, if that counts

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:23, Reply)
*checks T's and C's*

yes, it does
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:33, Reply)
*creaks*

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:35, Reply)
alright Yeti., nice to have you back

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:23, Reply)
are you not frenzied with lust yet at the thought of a tooled-up 200 ft Diane Abbott?

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:25, Reply)
no

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:27, Reply)
a 60 foot Carol Vorderman tho

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:28, Reply)
a 30 foot arse circumference

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in real life, I mean

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:31, Reply)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:51, Reply)
I did some squats at the weekend for the first time since before Christmas
and my calfs still fucking ache.

/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:04, Reply)
+r

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:39, Reply)
I saw a sketch of one of those where the fella is all you got this , then it cuts to s fella and he goes ' john your bollocks are hanging out you shorts again' as the blokes seen tucking them back in, made me lol

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:24, Reply)
there's something weird about hearing a Brit say 'buddy'

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:28, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:32, Reply)

hmmm
(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:43, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:46, Reply)
Hahaha

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:09, Reply)
lol

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:28, Reply)
something about feeling your nan's total fanny something I've got *this* something something kept pushing something nan again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:43, Reply)
no pran no gran

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:46, Reply)
top work here m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:46, Reply)
not sure I can handle this much anecdote in one go

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:48, Reply)
At work, we use an instant messenger system called Q-link
And I noticed the other day that my contacts were a real mess. People who've long since left, etc. So I tidied the list up.
Unbeknownst to me, all the people I 'moved' got put into a group called "(my real name) and Friends". Not only that, they all got a message inviting them to join the group.
I wanted to fucken die, m8. These are people from all around the world. Even had a guy in Hong Kong ask me what was happening. So yes. I felt like a proper fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:02, Reply)

https://b3ta.com/talk/8290130
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:07, Reply)
oh man :(
you fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:45, Reply)
It was bad

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:08, Reply)
Haha, I've just come up with a good one
"Now That's What I Call Covid 19!"

Brilliant, right? I should put this on the main board
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:31, Reply)
FP THIS NOW!!!!

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:40, Reply)
Haha, brilliant!
You could have a track list of songs that are related to like being ill and stuff, that would be really clever!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:47, Reply)
Fever by Peggy Lee
How I Could Just Kill a Man by Cypress Hill, feat our forum chum Sen Dog

You know, that kind of stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:49, Reply)
This is solid fucken gold m8
SOLID gold
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:07, Reply)
if this doesn't get us into the newsletter NOTHING will!
we need to carpe this fucken diem right fucken now!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:08, Reply)
Take My Breath Away

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:49, Reply)
Wuhan Clan Ain't Nuthing Ta Fuck Wit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:52, Reply)
Cough Cough by Everything Everything

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:59, Reply)
NHS by Doc Scott

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:08, Reply)
R Numbers Electric - Gary Numan

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:17, Reply)
Everybody was Lung Flu Fighting

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 14:39, Reply)
Wuhan! they got you all to choke

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Jab on it

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 15:35, Reply)
Waiting for a strain

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Down with the sickness by Disturbed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 15:40, Reply)
The genesis version was better

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silly person

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:27, Reply)
^snes fan

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still felt like am
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:49, Reply)
#clever

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:53, Reply)
Well I've decided to retrain as a gynaecologist,
and this morning I had to examine a suspected vaginal carcinoma. Fortunately it turned out to be non-malignant.

So that's the last time I felt a bit of a fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea It's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:35, Reply)
no u never m8 dunt lie

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:30, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea It's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:50, Reply)
Gooood morning Vi-/chat-nam!!! Haha, you know, like in that Kenneth Williams film!

Hullo Friday flebber's, you OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 7:37, Reply)
yeah ok ta

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:01, Reply)
another weekend of sitting around doing fuck all ahead, dibnah af

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:09, Reply)
sounds wel peng

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:10, Reply)
totes, with a side order of reem and mint

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:15, Reply)
sick

(I helped save b3ta! garold, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:25, Reply)
dead tired this morning
debating going back to bed for half an hour
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:17, Reply)
I had a very good music lesson last night
so I've got lots of practise to do over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:26, Reply)
practice

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:27, Reply)
I will

(I helped save b3ta! garold, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:42, Reply)
I've barely picked up a guitar this past year
Or a book

Load of rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:32, Reply)
It's been a lifeline for me
I've really enjoyed the interaction with other musicians.. It's been nice to put some money back into the industry, too, poor loves. The guy I had my 1-on-1 webcam action with normally does a lot of wedding reception band work so he's glad of a few coin. I tell you, what he's taught me to do with my fingers is nobody's business.
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:47, Reply)

images.app.goo.gl/WfXrhTYfpGKrDwLE9
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:07, Reply)
Stop messin' about!

(I helped save b3ta! garold, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:08, Reply)
Not bad , not great

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:33, Reply)
at least there's a little sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:42, Reply)
London might get snow Sunday

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:51, Reply)
I'll believe it when I see it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:06, Reply)
One Saturday we were all up the pub 1 ish and it started snowing a blizzard , we were all like big kids , snowball fights , pushing people over, goodtimes

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
I love London in the snow
especially first thing in the morning before all the cars and people have turned it into black slush. I've been stranded in North Finchley twice before though, when they shut the tube down from Archway and beyond
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:17, Reply)
Got stuck at Greenwich a few years ago , no trains . Uber's were like 100 quid, I sat in the pub and waited till uber's were 25 quid

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:19, Reply)
I paid £50 for a black cab from Finchley to Archway, dropping off a girl who worked for me on the way
My boss 'lost' the receipt so I got nowt...
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:23, Reply)
If only the Viet Cong would "stop messin about" eh?
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:14, Reply)
yeah, those yellow-bellied gooks!!!
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:25, Reply)
I bet Kenneth hid in a vast network of tunnels in his lifetime

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:27, Reply)
'iiinnn, ouuuut, iiinnn, ouutt'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:29, Reply)
THIS was Robin's Wish, to be immortalised in /chat form
Saved gari from having to watch that film.
(b3ta tosh, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:52, Reply)
Speaking of that list,
my other half got me the 3D blu-ray of Mortal Engines from the bargain bucket in HMV as a stocking filler from Santa. We watched it yesterday, and both thought it was a perfectly enjoyable way to waste a couple of hours.
(b3ta tosh, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:59, Reply)
my kid loves the book series

tl;dr you have the same tastes as a 12 year old girl
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:01, Reply)
If your tl;dr is longer than the original comment
You might be doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:00, Reply)
TEST YOUR MIGHT!

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:02, Reply)
Henry and James were a palette swap

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:00, Reply)
You must have quite the vaccination army up there with half the population used to jacking up , have they all volunteered?

(Bivvyboi, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:24, Reply)
Nah, they all said that they're not poisoning their body wi that shite, all they fuckin chemicals, no fuckin way.

(b3ta tosh, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:51, Reply)
I just fed a horse an apple

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:00, Reply)
/euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:01, Reply)
Trying to find out if there are any illegal raves nearby
Assuming I avoid the police when they come to break it up, I hear that I can have 500 quid for getting ill
(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:07, Reply)
or a 200' statue of Diane Abbott wielding a huge strapon
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:23, Reply)
Holding it aloft as if it were the sword of grayskull

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:39, Reply)
Think I'd rather have the money tbh, there's not really space in the garden for something that size

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:45, Reply)
well YOU'RE no fun

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:48, Reply)
it's beer time you turd flinging maniacs

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:04, Reply)
I'm not even home yet,

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:14, Reply)
fuck that you're usually home by midday
what's the hold up?
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:19, Reply)
it's not dick fucking turpentine again is it?

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:28, Reply)
Just chatting shit with another bloke I work with, he cant leave till 4 because he's tracked

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:10, Reply)
has he woken up in a dystopian nightmare?

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:17, Reply)
Yeah he's a van mobile engineer. Its awful big brother shit

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:28, Reply)
can't he just cut the tracker out of his eyeball or something?

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:35, Reply)
No because it's in the van. Most vehicle leasing places insist on trackers now for insurance

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:45, Reply)
oh right. see i'd put it in his eye. i dunno. just thinking outside the box i suppose.

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 19:03, Reply)
No your thinking of total recall

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 21:38, Reply)
Up the bum, no harm done apart from rectal damage and it'll stop his poo coming out

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 21:47, Reply)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 23:00, Reply)
yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:30, Reply)
hooray let's party like it's covid 1999

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:32, Reply)
fuck that, might just have a cuppa

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:30, Reply)
well where did you lose your party hat you boring bastard

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:32, Reply)
I read that in a vyvyan voice

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:06, Reply)
Not out loud, that'd be weird

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:06, Reply)
and you'd never behave in a way that might make people think you were weird

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:14, Reply)
Not offline

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:18, Reply)
just keep your router switched on

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:20, Reply)
time for a cocktail
now that the mandatory bit of physical exercise for the day is done
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:15, Reply)
after work wanks are the best

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:18, Reply)
nah man, during work wanks are the best

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:20, Reply)
Wanking from home

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:21, Reply)
pfffft!

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:22, Reply)
Fairly sure I saw an article on the beeb the other day telling people to masturbate because it's safer than going out on a date and catching the virus
can't find it now
(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:24, Reply)
i haven't been able to find a date for years
maybe it's this moustache
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:25, Reply)
i don't work in a heavily pimped industry

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:21, Reply)
Got back on it
No sleep tonight, still got a good few stripes left
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 1:38, Reply)
In-laws in Brazil have been denying the existence of COVID
saying it's all a big left-wing conspiracy. Patriarch of the family and big Bolsonaro fan threw a party on NYE. He's now on oxygen in a hospital and all his friends are on FB sharing "prayer" emojis.

When was the last time you managed to suppress a "fucking told you so you stupid wankers" urge?
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:55, Reply)
Every time I go on b3ta dot com forward slash talk

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:10, Reply)
Dont you use the https colon forward slash forward slash? It's for your safety

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:14, Reply)
I don't even use double u double u double u
I don't give a single heck mate
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:18, Reply)
You'll get a virus

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:37, Reply)

covid 19?
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:58, Reply)
yesterday
when my brother was amazed that Joe Biden didn't declare himself to be Q
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:16, Reply)
not that Q
although John DeLancie is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:30, Reply)
I watched all of ST:NG over the first lockdown, couldn't fas DS9

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:37, Reply)
probably because DS9 isn't very good

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:41, Reply)
It got way too confusing for a light entertainment sci fi tv show

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:09, Reply)
and Avery Brooks was more wooden than the timber aisle in B&Q

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:21, Reply)
The original dax was fit tho

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:22, Reply)
yes she was

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:24, Reply)
i'd shove one right up her fuck pipe
if you know what i mean
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:05, Reply)
DS9 was a bit rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:38, Reply)
wut, Q from James Bond????

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 15:48, Reply)
pay attention, judi

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:53, Reply)
what an idiot, I'm Q

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:32, Reply)
What, they thought their son was in on it?

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 17:35, Reply)
alright

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:09, Reply)
that's why I keep falling over

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:11, Reply)
+t

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:12, Reply)
Nope, I've got the lockdown blues

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:53, Reply)
same here, even squabbling with the mrs which never happens normally

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:56, Reply)
You think that's bad , I'm arguing with myself

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:02, Reply)
at least you'll definitely win

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:23, Reply)
I'm not talking to myself at the minute, some harsh things were said

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:28, Reply)
maybe you should move out for a few days until you're ready to talk again

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:43, Reply)
Have you thought of just having a make-up-with-each-other wank?

(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 13:15, Reply)
Some good news , Glastonbury has been cancelled. I hate the way the bbc do expensive blanket coverage

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:15, Reply)
my mate Nick's married to the woman in charge of the whole thing

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:21, Reply)
that's interesting Queef

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:24, Reply)
new concept: Zoom festival
run the garden hose onto your lawn for an hour or two

drink half a dozen warm cans

try and set up your tent

watch a concert on your tablet and take drugs and drink more warm cans until you're rolling around on your back in the mud and yelling at your neighbours
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:38, Reply)
that's not a new concept, I do this every weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:41, Reply)
lol

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:46, Reply)
I said I don't know if Covid, but I know it's not the flu

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:32, Reply)
two Spindas caught in the last two days.

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:07, Reply)
+rella

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:12, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:13, Reply)
stench

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Wβš“, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:16, Reply)
sword

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:22, Reply)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Wβš“, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:24, Reply)
alright

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:26, Reply)
rough as fuck
decided to go broke with a bang and spend the last of my money on booze and shoe. not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:29, Reply)

bit.ly/3qGld2U
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:40, Reply)
not a chance
got the kids today, so i'll just have to settle for a curry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:55, Reply)
that's fine dining where i'm from

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:55, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:00, Reply)
no you

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:05, Reply)
I nevah

(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:21, Reply)
seen it wiv mein own mince pies bruv

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:26, Reply)
nice sunny one here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:45, Reply)
Same here
I shall go out for a jolly jog later.
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:49, Reply)
bending over in front of the bathroom mirror again are you?

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:50, Reply)
that beard won't trim itself I spose

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:52, Reply)
alwez

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:06, Reply)
Bloody glorious in sunny Fareham m8
Might get out in the garden at this rate
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:48, Reply)
defo going for a stroll in a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:51, Reply)
quiz time!
birbs of prey
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 8:55, Reply)
5/8, angry birds

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:02, Reply)
very good. I just kept guessing peregrine falcon until I got one right
Then i kept going in case I was right again
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:09, Reply)
tbf the clues were a massive help

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
too early for clue reading I was just going by the silhouettes

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:36, Reply)
0

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:07, Reply)
haha bird brain

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:09, Reply)
I might have done it a couple of times
Your score: 8 / 8
Impressive! I bet you were waiting with baited breath to find out your score weren't you...
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:44, Reply)
*bated

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:47, Reply)
+ mastur
lol
(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:59, Reply)
3/8
slightly better than random guessing
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:32, Reply)
that's what I got an all I really thought I'd do better I'm well into birds
Can understand in your case tho
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:37, Reply)
so random guessing should get 2?

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:44, Reply)
Not quite, but 2 is the most likely result if your guesses are purely random

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:02, Reply)
I see

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:07, Reply)
alright, that Storm Christoph has proven to be a bit of a damp squid eh

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:01, Reply)
Good name for a porn actor though

(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:21, Reply)
what, 'damp squid'?

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:55, Reply)
I think I've shagged him already...

(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:22, Reply)
sounds a bit Nazi to me

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:03, Reply)
Anne Wank

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:10, Reply)
Adolf Titler

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:10, Reply)
Joseph Goo-balls

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:16, Reply)
Herbert Cockring

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:27, Reply)
Heinz Minge

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:29, Reply)
Bendover Mussolini

(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:05, Reply)
Debbie Does Deutschland Uber Alles

(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:05, Reply)
Aren't squids always damp anyway

(Bivvyboi, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:48, Reply)
it's damp squib innit bruv

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:05, Reply)
THAT WAS THE JOKE, YES

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:09, Reply)
idgi

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:10, Reply)
Hahaha your well good at jokes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:10, Reply)
an Englishman Irishman and Scotchlandman walk into a car

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:13, Reply)
morning
Nine Inch Nails this morning

let's see how many people that pisses off for no reason
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:05, Reply)
Downward Spiral?

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:06, Reply)
yep

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:10, Reply)
one of my favourite albums
For a mid 90s electronic album it's aged remarkably well.
(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:12, Reply)
it's pretty good alright

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:14, Reply)
I treated myself to the vinyl reissue a few years ago.

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:17, Reply)
Broken y/n

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:19, Reply)
No, it's still in mint condition!!!!

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:19, Reply)
it's a big fat Y from me!

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:20, Reply)
No, he's just feeling a bit gloomy, it'll pass
Oh hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
idgi

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:12, Reply)
Haha, sure you do
It's EASY
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:43, Reply)
take your clever humour somewhere else

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:10, Reply)

Nail dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:06, Reply)
^ Steely Dan

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:10, Reply)
that pisses me off

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:09, Reply)
^ upset

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
giving The Fragile another go
Never been arsed about it but a mate insists it's the best NIN album.
(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:52, Reply)
With Teeth has a couple of reasonable bits

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:17, Reply)
garold
Always believe in your soul
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:08, Reply)
you've got the power
You're the master of the universe do do de do do do
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
I think /chat would be improved by rob giving a wholesome life lesson to camera at the end of each episode

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:17, Reply)
I'd donate again to have that feature

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:07, Reply)
morning dove

(:) WHY DO WE DESEX THE WOMBATS?, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:10, Reply)
It's a bit early for pills
but I won't say no...
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:21, Reply)
I would. my brain got well pickled on all that hoo har

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:39, Reply)
We can tell.

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:56, Reply)
good fun tho

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:08, Reply)
Not for your fellow /talkers.

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:10, Reply)
Ooh, I'd love an old-school Mitsubishi ...

(I helped save b3ta! garold, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:22, Reply)
those speckled mitsis were the fukkin biznizz

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:23, Reply)
get on those dark webs innit blud

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:35, Reply)
Where's $$ these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:11, Reply)
dead

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:13, Reply)
damn you covid

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:21, Reply)
Quick! Someone form a protective circle around brb!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:22, Reply)
fucking lol
you've got a very good memory
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:23, Reply)
could one person actually manage that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:26, Reply)
Good point
Could we find more than one person who wants him kept alive, do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:48, Reply)
doubtful

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:56, Reply)
That's not very Christian

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:00, Reply)
I'm devout, mate.
DE FUCKEN VOUT.
(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:10, Reply)

U A
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:17, Reply)
is Voat still going?

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:19, Reply)
haven't a scooby

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 10:20, Reply)
<s>v</s>t +r
Rubbish new board game
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I think he changed his name to LS18 and got banned but keeps coming back with new Hitlerian names and crap memes.
Unless I've got my Nazi named posters mixed up again.
(I helped save b3ta! brb qΙΉq, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:13, Reply)
i'm interested to know what you really really
really really really really hate
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 18:52, Reply)
racists! /brb
I don't hate anything, really

life's too short
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 18:55, Reply)
oh come on there must be something

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:05, Reply)
has anyone said b3ta yet?

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:09, Reply)
b3ta yet

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:16, Reply)
The EU

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:21, Reply)
πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:41, Reply)
EU, matron

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:42, Reply)
carry on, Turing

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:50, Reply)
mein EU?
nein!
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:59, Reply)
:-(

(The EU πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:40, Reply)
Brexit means Brexit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:55, Reply)
The Power of Love by Jennifer Rush

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:50, Reply)
bitch

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:59, Reply)
dogs and people who like dogs

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝΙ₯Κ‡ sΚ‡I ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ǝʇɐΙ₯ l, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:54, Reply)
those mutt loving bastards

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 19:58, Reply)
Jews

(Bivvyboi, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:11, Reply)
good man

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:33, Reply)
Cheers

(The EU πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:40, Reply)
damn right. hard to watch even when smashed.

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:49, Reply)
I was more of a Wings fan tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 20:56, Reply)
War, why can't we all just get along

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power pyramids. a few bonkers pricks at the top :(

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 5:51, Reply)
Insomnia and 4x4 owners

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Wβš“, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 2:36, Reply)
boring bastards they are

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 5:53, Reply)
yeah, Faithless really are shit aren't they

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 9:06, Reply)
Hi everyone. It's me. Tee Aitch. You know, off the internet!
It's my birthday soon, and I'm hoping for all sorts of fun gifts and surprises. What did you get for your last birthday? Because whatever it was, I bet it was a real treat!
Alternatively, what should you do if you pull back your foreskin and it smells of almonds?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 12:49, Reply)
And if you don't have a penus, same question, but the smell is yeast

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 12:49, Reply)
I want a refund

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha muuuuuuuuuuu, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:13, Reply)
You'll have to fill in a form if you want a refund

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:36, Reply)
Corsair gaming keyboard, it's the shit
Alternatively: dunno, I'm not a medical professional
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 12:56, Reply)
I like to play with the mechanical ones in Currys
Well....I used to
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:29, Reply)
the penuses, you mean

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:15, Reply)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:24, Reply)
I can't remember, must not have been notable.
Alt: put a clothes peg on your nose.
(b3ta tosh, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:04, Reply)
Bit ungr8ful m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:29, Reply)
alright 'the chicken song'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:21, Reply)
Running shoes
Alt: last time I smelt almonds I had a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:14, Reply)
Everyone's getting shoes
And there's nowhere to go
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:30, Reply)

1. stop fucking Mrs Marzipan.

For my birthday I got some shoe
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:22, Reply)
Ah some shoe....but not shoes
Clever
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:30, Reply)
it was my birthday a couple of weeks ago
Got some trainers and a watch.
(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:23, Reply)
So you can run on time hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:28, Reply)
idgi

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:30, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:34, Reply)
nope, lost on me

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:39, Reply)
YOU are a card

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:40, Reply)

ca tu
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:47, Reply)

c ret
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:51, Reply)

ard unt
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:21, Reply)
Jill biden y/n

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Sure why not

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:54, Reply)
only if she lezzes it up with Janet Yellen

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:55, Reply)
Well, I'd not do Doug Emhoff
so there.
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:28, Reply)
Last birthday I got some money and maybe I'm mixing up birthday and christmas but I think I also got a theremin and some bagpipes.
The bagpipes have stayed in their box.
(I helped save b3ta! brb qΙΉq, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:44, Reply)
I'm not fucking surprised

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 13:52, Reply)
A sword
And some disturbed stuff and money. Also, your cock seems to be full of cyanide
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:08, Reply)
A sword? Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:09, Reply)
She said she was thinking of being a mature student

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Because my nephew refused to buy me a crossbow

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:38, Reply)
I've got my great (I think) grandfather's dress sword which he wore to the coronation of George (again, I think) V
cool huh

my dad apologised when he handed it on to me, because it's not straight from when he used to hit his younger brothers with it when he was a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:46, Reply)
My uncle "confiscated" a sword from an Argentinian soldier the Falkland Islands scuffle
he's said I can have it. It's a fucking nasty piece of kit, modern killing weapon with a scabbard. I'm gonna collect it before heading back to London so I can play that "this is a knife..." "no, this is a knife" Crocodile Dundee game with the local youts.
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:49, Reply)
My kids normally just get me some beers , less than a month to my and my daughters birthday. Still dont know what to buy her, gutted her 18th will be lockdown

(Bivvyboi, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:17, Reply)
that fucking sucks eh
poor kid
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:22, Reply)
Yeah , turning 18 and cant see your mates or go up the pub , on my birthday last year a fella collapsed and we got an ambulance, 6 months later the covid got him

(Bivvyboi, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:28, Reply)
It's my wife's 40th in a couple of weeks
Not that we really ever do anything for our birthdays, but still. It would be nice to have the option
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:23, Reply)
Yesterday all I wanted to do was sit in a cafe and have a breakfast, damn you covid

(Bivvyboi, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:31, Reply)
Yeah, I'd like to just say "who fancies going out for lunch?"
Fingers crossed for the vaccine, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:35, Reply)
I had the first jab on 9th January
still ain't been to the pub though
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:40, Reply)
Oh cool
You'll be free before you know it!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:04, Reply)
What a waste of the vaccine

(Bivvyboi, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:33, Reply)
Just posting so that future generations will know that I was here

Let me answer your second question with another question: what should you do if you pull back your foreskin and it smells of Almond's?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:26, Reply)
YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOUR BLOCKED

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:27, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:30, Reply)
hi twoser
I got some records for my last birthday, which really was a treat.
I could list them for you, but I doubt you'd care.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:31, Reply)
Of course I care!
What records did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:36, Reply)
oh you're just saying that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:38, Reply)
I just got this ordered
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UayMM8ZivNo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:42, Reply)
As I'm sure comes as no surprise, I don't know who these people are
But if you like them, I like them x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:59, Reply)
I only listen to Skee-Lo these days

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:04, Reply)
never heard of her

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:09, Reply)
you must surely have heard of Various?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:08, Reply)
Oh yes
But I prefer their early stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:37, Reply)
just having a gander, the first one sounds gr8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:31, Reply)
it really is
You might like the Sudanese one and all, more surf guitar than jazz in places
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:49, Reply)
you're right, it's great stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 17:03, Reply)
Criminal and sex offender

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:39, Reply)
Probably the most honest So Solid spinoff

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'world's biggest wanker', and' most mung beans in your mouth in one go'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:43, Reply)
well that's where you look silly 'cause the mung bean record was the year before

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:56, Reply)
oh MAN I feel like a right dozer

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:22, Reply)
On my last birthday (55) I received a CD-R of all the number one hits from 1965 from DJ Muggs. B-Real got me a shower cap and some travel sized shampoo.

(Sen Dog, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:42, Reply)
B-Real sounds like a keeper

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:53, Reply)
He’s a real doll. Not like a ‘Real Doll’ real doll.

(Sen Dog, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:32, Reply)
I'm not sure what any of this means, but it sounds jolly exciting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:00, Reply)
You know what? You’re absolutely right.

(Sen Dog, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 15:32, Reply)
radio 2 are playing nelly the elephant
Off she went with a trumpetty trump trump trump trump

Lol
(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:15, Reply)
haha, ding dong the witch is dead!!!1
Haha, let's make RATM teh Xmas no.1!!

Haha!!!! Let's go viral and have a flash mob!!! Yeah, come on everyone, join in!!!

CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS FUCKING CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:27, Reply)
CUNTS, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:28, Reply)
Hey there. Woah. Cool your jets, man
Why so angry, man? Chillax, brother
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:29, Reply)
CUNTS m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:35, Reply)
Would you like me to sing to you?
Perhaps burn some essential oils, while we talk about our feelings?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:37, Reply)
Surely bumming him using essential oils as lubricant would have the opposite effect.
I imagine that would be quite nippy.
(b3ta tosh, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:41, Reply)
I'm thinking 'drum circle'?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:42, Reply)
Oh, what a lovely idea!
Later on, I'm facilitating a dreamcatcher making seminar, if you're interested?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:56, Reply)
totes.
totes and blates.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:03, Reply)
those well known anti-capitalists RATM with their record deal with well known independent imprint, Sony.
Not exactly Fugazi principles, is it?
(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:33, Reply)
Well, they got plenty of stick back in the early 90s for that
and their defence was always that it was the best way to get their message out there. If they'd been on a tiny independent label, nobody would have heard them or their message.

Now here you are 30 years later still talking about them and their political principles, so it looks like it worked.
(b3ta tosh, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:37, Reply)
might kill myself

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:42, Reply)
in b4 queef

(b3ta tosh, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:47, Reply)
seconded

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:41, Reply)
tbf though the 'tiny indie label' defence doesn't really hold any water

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:02, Reply)
I believe Tom Morello is active on Twitter, you can tell him directly.

(b3ta tosh, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:08, Reply)
The weekend on sunday is totally where you should be dude

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nice glass of Dutch wine?

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:16, Reply)
<s> sellout

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Check out the bouquet on this
*pfffarrfppppfffffffff*
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:36, Reply)
I cracked the code! Letter 1 from the first word, letter 2 from the second word, etc. *spoiler* it spells CUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha muuuuuuuuuuu, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 16:41, Reply)
that's pretty edgy for radio 2

(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:31, Reply)
it made me dun a larf

(Literally Hitler best of all the animals, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:40, Reply)
I've just been sent a voucher for a free viewing of a movie on Rakuten TV
The list of titles available to watch reminds me of the Β£1.99 bargain-bin of VHS tapes you'd get in Woolworths, near the checkout, movies I'd never heard of, films to avoid - like the rest of the viewing public.
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:42, Reply)

imgur.com/n9Ohiov
(I helped save b3ta! garold, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:46, Reply)
Rakuten executives:
"Let's spend a grand on the rights for LOTR and use the remaining Β£500 to buy five hundred other films for a pound each."
(Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:51, Reply)
wow!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:51, Reply)
Wow. You lucky boy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:57, Reply)
imagine having access to all those...at the touch of a button...

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:14, Reply)
It truly is the best time to be alive

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:32, Reply)
"Echo Boomers"
Did they just use a random word generator to come up with these titles?
(b3ta tosh, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:45, Reply)
Also, apparently Robin's Wish was to be resurrected as a melting waxy android.

(b3ta tosh, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:46, Reply)
Guy playing pool in front of some enormous heads

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Turtle power!

(dame judi's stench entire life an obvious work of fiction, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:28, Reply)
And when I say guy, I mean "giant albino bodybuilding giger cosplayer"

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