morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:28, Reply)

hellz bellz it is Friday again.
morning.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:35, Reply)

hullo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:39, Reply)

What a great band Chumbawumba were

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:37, Reply)

*winces*
I had rather hoped never to think of those cunts ever again in my life. So yeah, THANKS m8
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:40, Reply)

Have a whiskey drink...

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:00, Reply)

I hate you :(

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:15, Reply)

Oh come on, they poured a glass of water of John Prescott
POLITICAL AGITATION CHANGE THE WORLD THROUGH EVIAN!
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:32, Reply)

Who was collecting all his sweat?

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:38, Reply)

it was me m8

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:39, Reply)

the wanker that tipped the water over Prezza is called 'Danbert Nobacon'
he should therefore kill himself
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:39, Reply)

is that right, 'Dominant Bummings'?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:40, Reply)

zing!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:41, Reply)

- mic drop -

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:43, Reply)

yes, Queef Richard's, THAT IS CORRECT

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:48, Reply)

have you tried pronouncing it in French?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:47, Reply)

Bit early for such aggressive trolling m8.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:41, Reply)

Start as you mean to go on

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:00, Reply)

easily as good as The Seahorses

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:04, Reply)

Oh, easily
I'd say on a par with The Lighthouse Family.
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:08, Reply)

They're up there with Maroon 5 and Toploader.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:17, Reply)

lol shit music

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:18, Reply)

I can't believe you're all taking the piss out of my record collection.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:22, Reply)

oasis were shit as well

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:24, Reply)

Yeah, but they're dead, so who cares?

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:26, Reply)

They were no Vanilla.
No way no way.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:09, Reply)

reynolds girls 4 lyf

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:15, Reply)

+ Ice

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:19, Reply)

Wigga lives matter

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:26, Reply)

I always hated them, but it turn out that some of their a cappella folk stuff is 'alright'

( tangledupinblue, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:26, Reply)

before they had their fluke hit, they were staples of the crusty festival scene but fortunately I managed never to see them

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:36, Reply)

the name of the genre 'anarcho-punk' tells me enough that I don't want to see these smelly pricks with their filthy dogs on string

( tangledupinblue, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:40, Reply)

Didnt many of them hang about with jah wobble and play with him

(Bivvyboi, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:39, Reply)

I hated them for years before they were famous, I think that means I'm really cool.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:54, Reply)

just posting here to try and get some coolness by association

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:03, Reply)

yo

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:43, Reply)

we made it guy's
well done everybody
( tangledupinblue, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:59, Reply)

my beer order came through yesterday
good old-fashioned cans, none of this european 'polypin' nonsense.
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:02, Reply)

Great big bag of cans with the lads.
2m apart.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:22, Reply)

PAYDAY CANS

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:27, Reply)

I've seen a fair few articles extolling the virtues of cans over bottles,
but I remain unconvinced.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:02, Reply)

I prefer cans

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:02, Reply)

My brother gets his Brew Dogs in cans.
We're no longer on speaking terms.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:18, Reply)

He must be relieved.

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:43, Reply)

lol

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:49, Reply)

I dunno if White Rat comes in bottles, cool story

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:04, Reply)

Must be difficult to get the angle right.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:16, Reply)

houpla

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:21, Reply)

hip house y/n
youtu.be/GPh-LmbpZI4
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:08, Reply)

I absolutely love it
cf skacid, that should have been much bigger
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:22, Reply)

that linked track is gr8

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:27, Reply)

it's not bad but I don't see how that qualifies as hiphouse tbh
that's just 'house house'
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:34, Reply)

this is more like it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFbY0qRaauo
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:47, Reply)

Yeah
alt: Woo
(97800 all work and no play, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:11, Reply)

it has 'hip house' in the title of the remix YOU DAFT TWAT

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:56, Reply)

in fairness I only skipped through it and missed the MCing
it's awful
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:02, Reply)

cid gra

been much bigger died in a fire
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:03, Reply)

n

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:30, Reply)

Helo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:21, Reply)

alright

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:22, Reply)

Yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:52, Reply)

hey you

( tangledupinblue, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:24, Reply)

Calm down

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:51, Reply)

alright mate

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:24, Reply)

How is it? Settled down a bit or still hell for leather?
Bex moved to a new department that looks after almost all of the online research materials for OUP, with everyone having to work from home instead of using uni or library access they have been bonkers. She's up in the office until like 10 some nights
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:52, Reply)

morning queef
morning all
friday yeah
( broadsword W⚓, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:09, Reply)

Urgh.

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:24, Reply)

What is it good for

(dee bee 1, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:30, Reply)

Ian Rush

(97800 all work and no play, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:33, Reply)

Morning lol

(dee bee 1, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:27, Reply)

Does anyone remember a film where people are trying not to drown in an upside down ship and there's a hatch that has to be shut from a particular side that means whoever shuts it will drown but they do it anyway and it's not the posieodon adventure?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 5 Jun 2020, 0:57, Reply)

Is it the poseidon adventure?

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 1:15, Reply)

Yes, I do.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 5 Jun 2020, 6:40, Reply)

Which film was it where they have to seal off part of the submarine
and the background music is, quite movingly, a slowed-down version of "Eternal Father, Strong to Save"?

Edit: it's 'Crimson Tide'.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 6:48, Reply)

Flippy McDrowny Boatface

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 6:54, Reply)

Was it Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Heros in a Half Shell?

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:08, Reply)

alright

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 15:48, Reply)

Alright
This plague is a bit of a bugger, isn't it?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:11, Reply)

^




2 metre distance




v
( planearm, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:24, Reply)

is that overstatement of length
indicative of your conversations with potential sexual partners?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:45, Reply)

Alright DB
What happened to the bbq weather?
( planearm, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:21, Reply)

Someone lit a bbq

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:40, Reply)

that was me m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:13, Reply)

^ solo

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:23, Reply)

no idea m8
Do I LOOK like a meteorologist?
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:46, Reply)

no, much worse than that

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:13, Reply)

y so salty m8

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:16, Reply)

it's from the sweat off your nan's gunt

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:17, Reply)

RUDE

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:38, Reply)

Fucking awesome
Shopping done, bills paid, animals fed, king prawn stir fry and a few gin and tonics for me.
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:07, Reply)

ice and lemon for garnish?

( planearm, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:47, Reply)

Ice and lime, actually

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:54, Reply)

I read yesterday that lemons float but limes sink.
Is this true?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:02, Reply)

Limes do not sink

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 21:48, Reply)

no garnish chat mate
only a pretentious wanker adds anything to gin plus tonic
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:15, Reply)

More BoJolols
Fuck off, you dirty foreigners...actually, come back: our economy's falling apart.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:40, Reply)

Cue continent-wide synchronised gallic shrug

(97800 all work and no play, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:51, Reply)

gallic shrug tiny violin-playing
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 21:00, Reply)

"Please come over here and take our jobs", exactly what The People voted for

(97800 all work and no play, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 21:13, Reply)

Hullo willy's, how's it going?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:20, Reply)

Just popped into work
it was very odd. Needed to collect an external HD so met one of the tech team who got it from the office and passed it over the gate. Town was fairly busy.

Edit: just did another massive dose of guff-inducing celery soup... The stinky trumpet concerto begins!
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:22, Reply)

I have left E6 only four times since the end of March
I've become a hardcore East Ham-osexual
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:32, Reply)

osexual toucher
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:39, Reply)

Am I too late?

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:40, Reply)

haha, no m8, pull up a dibnah, shop a spang!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:41, Reply)

top panowie!

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 15:57, Reply)

All cool

(Bivvyboi, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:46, Reply)

good news

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:55, Reply)

The storm's finally broken and it's pissing it down.
Had a lovely bit of duck gizzard pasta for lunch, 10/10 would make again.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:52, Reply)

Gizzard Puke?

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:59, Reply)

The Dukes of Gizzard

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:02, Reply)

hiya richyplops xx

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:59, Reply)

fuck you

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:04, Reply)

RUDE

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:04, Reply)

y

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:49, Reply)

Good
Apart from the buses being diverted and dropping me off a mile from home with my shopping defrosting. Still, at least I know now to get a different bus when I get the rest of the shopping
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:10, Reply)

cor what about those female celebrities eh lads
I'd do sex on some of them, like, really hard and that
'specially that one that looks like a little girl off of star wars
( tangledupinblue, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:12, Reply)

alright, "Dominant Bummings"

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:19, Reply)

Harsh.

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:22, Reply)

Yoda?

( Cheers Cheers🍻, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:47, Reply)

in jail he is

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 15:58, Reply)

This made me do lols!
The reason so many brits have died from covid is because we're so fucking fat! BoJo's obese by official information:
www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/03/obesity-and-coronavirus-how-can-a-higher-bmi-increase-your-risk

Fat cunt who can't wash his hands! Hahaha!
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:13, Reply)

Have people actually ever taken Boris's advice on anything?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:22, Reply)

Fridge recommendations mostly

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:32, Reply)

I'm sure he could recommend a good brand of duck house.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:42, Reply)

Smeg lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:43, Reply)

I’m staying alert as I type this

( Cheers Cheers🍻, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:48, Reply)

Might join a protest later
just for the instagram likes obv
( Cheers Cheers🍻, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:51, Reply)

Morning, like, and stuff.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:30, Reply)

*sigh*
if you say so
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:37, Reply)

Yeah, I really cba either today.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:41, Reply)

It's all very confusing

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:44, Reply)

Plus ça change, Rodders.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:51, Reply)

I'll plus your change in a moment if you're not careful, young man!

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:45, Reply)

fnarr!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:03, Reply)

nooning

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 11:01, Reply)

Thursday ya'll
woo-hee!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:57, Reply)

Nicely
Favourite Western sub-thread?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:01, Reply)

Broken Arrow.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:20, Reply)

Boss Nigger

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:27, Reply)

Language, Woodkovsky!

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:39, Reply)

Excellent first comment:
"I imagine Tarantino crying every night because he didn't come up with this..."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:42, Reply)

Fred Williamson has to kill you, now.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:10, Reply)

excellent choice, Wood-o

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:51, Reply)

Rhythm eternal from a distant time

(97800 all work and no play, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:40, Reply)

Activate the racism (the racism)
that has always been within you.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 11:05, Reply)

Next to no sleep last night. Need a proper storm to get rid of this muggy air.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:58, Reply)

It's looking like breaking by lunchtime over here, so it should be headed your way shortly.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:01, Reply)

Thank fuck for that, might have a nap like an elderly man.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:28, Reply)

Being zoom fired y/n

(97800 all work and no play, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:01, Reply)

Going to have to go with "n" on that one.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:02, Reply)

I can't decide whether it's better than a phone call out of the blue, or not

(97800 all work and no play, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:04, Reply)

At the end of the day, it's more about the message than the medium.
Uber firing 3,500 people at once in a 3-minute Zoom call out of the blue: definitely the wrong way to do it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:08, Reply)

are you Frankie or Benny?

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:08, Reply)

Frankie on the loose!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:52, Reply)

heh

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:02, Reply)

zoom, just one look and then my heart went boom

( tangledupinblue, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:17, Reply)

y tho

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:03, Reply)

All letters matter

(97800 all work and no play, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:07, Reply)

O RLY?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:09, Reply)

Yes, we are o riley men!
Ha! Manuel...
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:50, Reply)

Morning
Lost my glasses
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:09, Reply)

crivens!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:14, Reply)

Found them
They were in my shoe
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:36, Reply)

Ah yes, I can see how a pair of glasses could easily get concealed in a big pile of cocaine.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:39, Reply)

It does affect your eyesight
if there's so much gak it buries your specs
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:46, Reply)

Sounds good to me

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:36, Reply)

also if your nose falls off, so there's nothing to balance your specs on.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:51, Reply)

never go full westbrook

(97800 all work and no play, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 11:17, Reply)

big fat cocks

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:55, Reply)

I had a dream about Daisy Ridley last night; it was reem.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:11, Reply)

she has a foot tattoo.

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:13, Reply)

Indeed.
That didn't crop up in the dream, though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:21, Reply)

disappointing

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:24, Reply)

Not really.
Best dream I'd had in ages.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:25, Reply)

dr y/n

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:30, Reply)

Going to have to go with "y" on that one,
as long as "dr" is Daisy Ridley and you're not trying to get me to confess to a closet attraction to Dominic Raab.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:32, Reply)

she would fucking GET IT

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:54, Reply)

s
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 11:00, Reply)

y/n who
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:41, Reply)

die in a fire

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:47, Reply)

skagralols

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:47, Reply)

What if the real Dr Skagra was the friends we made along the way?

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:07, Reply)

'dr skagra' and 'friends' in the same sentence?

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:08, Reply)

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:16, Reply)

DJ screw with big George floyd on the stereo haha not really it’s shit

(Tim Stilton #timstilton, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:06, Reply)

yeah go on then

( tangledupinblue, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:16, Reply)

You know it makes sense.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:21, Reply)

Holidays abroad this year
Discuss....
( planearm, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:06, Reply)

won't be having one
Long Jumpp.....
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:18, Reply)

I’m going to Ibiza with the vengaboys again

(Tim Stilton #timstilton, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:24, Reply)

What toppings?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 20:09, Reply)

not having one, just a short back and sides please

( broadsword W⚓, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:28, Reply)

would you like anything for the weekend sir?

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)

yes, squirrels with tits please

( broadsword W⚓, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)

that'll be 50p please Jack.

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:37, Reply)

Oi, your tittysquirrels are after my nuts!

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:15, Reply)

I'll be vacationing right here in the good ol US of A thank you very much. Everything I need is right here. I mean, it's on fire, but it's right here.

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:33, Reply)

how is it where you are?
you keeping safe?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)

I thought I covered that, I'm on fucking fire. Yeah though it's pretty quiet here, worst threat is probably getting the virus because people are starting to really slack off on the safety stuff.

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:36, Reply)

yeah
bit of a worry, so many so close :(
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:52, Reply)

yeah nah

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)

taking my boat to Calais
any cunt gives me lip, I'll nut the fucker
( Micky Flanagan's staying in-in, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:47, Reply)

It would be nice
I look forward to sitting in a rooftop jacuzzi in the sunshine with a large gin and tonic again
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:07, Reply)

I have made a second batch of celery soup
the celery was growing in the garden and should have been consumed some time ago. It's very fibrous and after careful experimentation and observation I've concluded it gives me horrific stinking wind. I've got a large vat of the stuff in the fridge so guess we're sleeping with the windows open for the foreseeable...
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL3Wwo6RGyw
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:53, Reply)

Brexit means Brexit

(Bivvyboi, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:18, Reply)

I'm going dogging in the Highlands

( Cheers Cheers🍻, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:21, Reply)

I'm going

+ turtle power
( Cheers Cheers🍻, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:23, Reply)

Watching couples in a layby

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:29, Reply)

perv

( planearm, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:45, Reply)

all the live long day

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:06, Reply)

Didn't work out too well for sergeant wells and his boys

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:57, Reply)

Looking pretty unlikely at this stage.
Also, thanks "Windows 10" for completely borking my laptop.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:52, Reply)

Hmm, I was taking the piss about kneeling on your doorstep but apparently it was actually a real thing today
clearly I'm not spending enough hours looking at news
(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:25, Reply)

Unlikely.
Can't justify the fossil fuels or the health risks, mainly. Plus its 28 days quarantine just to go somewhere isolated and boring for 7-14 days. You'd need to be some sort of mad teetotal pensioner for it to be worthwhile.
( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:43, Reply)

Might let my bf come down
Now that it's illegal
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 20:38, Reply)

afternoon

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:58, Reply)

No thanks

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:26, Reply)

2 l8 m8

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:38, Reply)

It didn't rain
BOOOO!
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:26, Reply)

It rained men, earlier.
OK, a man.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:30, Reply)

Suicide? Golden Shower?
Not sure either of those is a good day at work...
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:31, Reply)

there's rain up here, gutted

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:39, Reply)

Hi

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:44, Reply)

hiya

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:46, Reply)

afternooning

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 14:03, Reply)

It's turned cold and wet here
Might have a nap
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 14:09, Reply)

Yesterday we all pulled together and achieved greatness, the populol page is evidence of that.
Just think what we could achieve if we actually had an objective!
( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 16:09, Reply)

go fuck yourself

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:04, Reply)

I was just being affable

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:25, Reply)

me too

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:33, Reply)

MODS

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)

Has Rob made a statement about racism yet

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:05, Reply)

He has consistently tolerated racist tropes posted by certain members on /board, that's enough of a statement for me.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:08, Reply)

and we all how how he feels about a certain Patrick Murray, from Birmingham

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:09, Reply)

Poor old Paddy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:10, Reply)

Yes, it's called 'Sickipedia'

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:08, Reply)

Isn't he fesshole now?
Where he makes stuff up and pretends its content.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:09, Reply)

He pretends its content is what?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:11, Reply)

I fucking hate everything about you

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)

alright Ugly Fucking Kid Joe

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)

A harry chapin cover that completely missed the point because they got the words wrong, member

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:19, Reply)

Why are you so fucking dull

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:20, Reply)

Okay what was wrong with that statement

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:22, Reply)

It was really fucking dull

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:26, Reply)

There is no proper name for the back of the knees

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:21, Reply)

kneepit

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:30, Reply)

Which reggae singer is also a knee?

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:31, Reply)

Chaka Kneemus

( broadsword W⚓, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:41, Reply)

Toe-knee Rebel

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:48, Reply)

Ras Michael and the Sons of Knee-gus

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:48, Reply)

Patella Banton

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:28, Reply)

Finally

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:44, Reply)

well *I* thought mine were rather good
*folds arms in a huff*
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:59, Reply)

popliteal fossa
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popliteal_fossa
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:31, Reply)

MALE NUDITY WARNING
ffs m8
(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:35, Reply)

There. THAT'S what I call dull. See?

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:38, Reply)

Oh what overreacting to something that no-one would care about is dull now

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:45, Reply)

popliteal

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:18, Reply)

oh man I loved their cover of 'Beaver Patrol' by the Wilde Knights!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 16:56, Reply)

lol

Explains a lot about rob's subsequent paranoia about stolen jokes, if not why he turns a blind eye to them while obsessively deleting puns about black reggae singers.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:55, Reply)

The reggae singer bandwagon must be the safest thing of all, madness to delete it

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:06, Reply)

Fucking lol, top passive-aggressive beakering there.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:10, Reply)

Gary Delaney is an unfunny twat*, so it's good to see him suffer.

*I'm sure he's perfectly lovely, I just dislike his comedy.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:34, Reply)

I've never heard of him, guess I don't watch the right panel shows.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:41, Reply)

Whenever he appears on Mock The Week, it's like they've had a no-show and asked an audience member to step in.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:41, Reply)

Come to think of it, Sickipedia isn't funny, either.
A match made in heaven.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:42, Reply)

haha we have a right laugh here don't we

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:35, Reply)

"has previously profited from collating the work of others"
Nice that he's attributing stuff now though. It's always good to tell someone when you've stolen their material and profited from it. It's kind of a thank-you.
( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 16:07, Reply)

I'm assuming 50p ham
was antisemitic
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:09, Reply)

It's the reason gonzo left the site.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:10, Reply)

Dunno , be nice if a mod would turn up to free the mongy

(Bivvyboi, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)

Mongy has been abused for years and we should all go and smash some stuff up until he is free.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)

Back loaves mutter

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:14, Reply)

I can't breed

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/features/faq/#taste
(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:16, Reply)

Homophobia is still funny though

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:16, Reply)

I would.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:17, Reply)

DS George Carter's most used line, probably

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8262036
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:27, Reply)

Asperger's
must be
(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:32, Reply)

A quick look at B3ta will show that no subject is forbidden when it comes to making jokes*
*Certain exclusions apply, see Whim Statement for details.
( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:27, Reply)

yep
he blacked up to show solidarity
( Micky Flanagan's staying in-in, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:21, Reply)

Rob'll turn a blind eye to anything as long as it's not about his mates Prince and Pato Banton.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:22, Reply)

Or Branson

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:23, Reply)

Is he another member of the itchy litigation finger brigade?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:26, Reply)

If he accidentally shows shopped pictures of him getting wee'd on in a live presentation of cutting edge social media to all the board members, then yeah

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:31, Reply)

Oh, that's right; I remember that little incident now.
Snowflakes, all of them.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:44, Reply)

alright

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:22, Reply)

Dozer

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:27, Reply)

windy prick

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:34, Reply)

yes, he's in favour

( broadsword W⚓, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:38, Reply)

I need to put my bins out later, don't let me forget

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:59, Reply)

oh I forgot to bring mine in yesterday, wonder if the neighbour's done it for me

( broadsword W⚓, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:03, Reply)

urgh
morning
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:13, Reply)

morning
urgh
what is it good for
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:45, Reply)

absolutely nothing

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:58, Reply)

Say it again

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:23, Reply)

it again
lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:11, Reply)

Hello yes good morning.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:56, Reply)

yes indeed

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:58, Reply)

yessss morning, might celebrate with an early plop

( broadsword W⚓, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:59, Reply)

Have a piddle with that, braw

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:10, Reply)

take the knee

(Tim Stilton #timstilton, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:09, Reply)

Take the D

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:10, Reply)

Take the L
*fortnite dance*
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:12, Reply)

Thursday, on the doorstep, now that clapping is old
here's a new thing to bully your neighbours over
(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:29, Reply)

Social media tells me it’s a protest about climate change and the covid is affecting black chaps disproportionately so that’s interesting

(Tim Stilton #timstilton, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:30, Reply)

Take a knee against five gee

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:13, Reply)

They're only installing these masts in the BAME communities, coincidence???

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:29, Reply)

I understand that I will never understand but we stand together against the latest data network

(Tim Stilton #timstilton, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:32, Reply)

Barmy Biden and Terrorist Corbyn are in collusion with China and Barnier to take immunity away from the White British

(97800 all work and no play, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:41, Reply)

Classic sleepy joe

(Tim Stilton #timstilton, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:44, Reply)

fuck this
I’m staying in bed
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:12, Reply)

Morning
Sleeping pills wearing off slowly today
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:16, Reply)

Sweaty bumcrack

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:24, Reply)

+ it's 8:24am

( Cheers Cheers🍻, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:25, Reply)

It was
Now it isn’t.
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:32, Reply)

Wiped it, did you?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:49, Reply)

Morning
Might quit my job and become a drifter
( Cheers Cheers🍻, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:26, Reply)

Well save the last dance for me

(dee bee 1, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:37, Reply)

Might quit mine and become a Toffee Crisp

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:13, Reply)

Gidday fella
Not feeling too cobber?
(dee bee 1, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:36, Reply)

I beg your pardon

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:13, Reply)

Morning, jumper is on

(Bivvyboi, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:37, Reply)

Much cooler eh

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:15, Reply)

What news of MrsMcB?

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:49, Reply)

Not good at all
Had a fever, then a migraine, neutrafil levels have gone down and hair starting to fall out. Not coming home any time soon
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:15, Reply)

Bumclouds

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:22, Reply)

yeah I had her in tears on the phone begging me to break her out of hospital
she's a bit better today, mind
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:41, Reply)

piss

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:29, Reply)

That sucks like a toothless hooker

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 10:02, Reply)

morning

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:00, Reply)

Fuck you

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:16, Reply)

hiya

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:47, Reply)

fuck you

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:51, Reply)

rude

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, Reply)

fuck you

(Tim Stilton #timstilton, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:52, Reply)

hurtful

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, Reply)

fuck you

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:54, Reply)

unnecessary

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, Reply)

fuck you

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, Reply)

unwelcoming

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, Reply)

fuck you

( Micky Flanagan's staying in-in, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:00, Reply)

negative vibes man

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:03, Reply)

fill the popular page

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:03, Reply)

I will do this for you

( Micky Flanagan's staying in-in, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:05, Reply)

Thanks hun

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:13, Reply)

fok chu

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:10, Reply)

harrow!

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:14, Reply)

The evil Chinese guy?

(dee bee 1, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:14, Reply)

Nah, mang, he's Cuban.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:29, Reply)

Fok Chu is 57 years old and was born on 07/02/1962. Previous to Fok's current city of Monterey Park, CA, Fok Chu lived in Chino Hills CA and Las Vegas NV. Frankie F Chu, Kei Chli Fok, Kei C Fok, Kei Chu Fok and Frankie K Chu are some of the alias or nicknames that Fok has used. For work these days, Fok is an EXECUTIVE OF SALES at Bank Of China. We have lots of information about Fok: religious views are listed as Buddhist, ethnicity is Asian American, and political affiliation is unknown. Fok is now married. Alice Chu, Chijung Chu, Tian Da Chu, Richard Chu and Jennifer Wu, and many others are family members and associates of Fok.
( Micky Flanagan's staying in-in, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:17, Reply)

Wasn't he in that movie Parasite?

( planearm, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 18:00, Reply)

Hello 'Plumdozer'

(dee bee 1, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:13, Reply)

christ's sake man, wash your mouth out!

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:14, Reply)

high bummings

( broadsword W⚓, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:16, Reply)

hello broadsword
I hear that you 'like breasts'.
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:19, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword W⚓, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:34, Reply)

DoBu

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:18, Reply)

gaz

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:20, Reply)

fuck you

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:30, Reply)

spiteful

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:31, Reply)

If only 2 Can hadn't died, he could of have made a bot for this

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:32, Reply)

Prick

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:33, Reply)

fuck you

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:36, Reply)

wanker

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:34, Reply)

fuck you

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:36, Reply)

could of have led it off the road?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 23:16, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=%22should+of+have%22
(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 23:41, Reply)

alright titspanner's, how's it going?
not having a good week here but hey ho, could be worse, could be American. There's been rioting where my dad lives in the Southern US. Ever been in a riot?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:58, Reply)

Cat shit coffee
www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2014/sep/19/civet-cat-coffee-worlds-most-expensive-brew-made-sustainably-kopi-luwak
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:02, Reply)

I have drunk Kopi Luwak.
It's quite nice, but not worth significantly increasing my coffee budget for.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:15, Reply)

Stephen Fry gave some of that to Prince Charles once
How or why I know this is beyond me
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:28, Reply)

because benders love poo, that's why

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:31, Reply)

Shitpants Nugent's lesszz

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:20, Reply)

I really like that record

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:44, Reply)

Yeah poll tax, and a couple of may day shindigs, all good fun . Few football run ins too

(Bivvyboi, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:02, Reply)

A lot of my old traveller pals went to the poll tax riots, one of them managed to get a copper's helmet as a souvenir
lol helmet
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:24, Reply)

This place is an absolute riot, most days!!!!!

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:03, Reply)

rofl

( broadsword W⚓, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)

haha, you got that right!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:24, Reply)

once when kfc ran out of chicken

(Tim Stilton #timstilton, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:05, Reply)

must have been scary m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:24, Reply)

Can't say I have, no.
I've been at a couple of demonstrations that threatened to get a bit lairy, but they never descended into actual rioting.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:05, Reply)

wel u shud lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:25, Reply)

normally I reckon 'Record Store Day' is a big load of fucking old wank, but this reissue looks great
www.roughtrade.com/gb/the-cure/seventeen-seconds-520eeb8d-fc8b-49f0-a3e6-13decd076f12/lp?channable=a18781.Mjc3NDMx&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIr8a2gPHi6QIVVODtCh00WAklEAQYAiABEgIXFPD_BwE
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:08, Reply)

picture discs are shit

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:25, Reply)

yeah, but I'd just use the download code and shelve the actual LP.
That's what I did with the Mogwai box set from a few years ago. Fairly sure I only ever listened to Helicon 1 & 2 from that set and it's been shelved ever since.
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:29, Reply)

what's the point of that?

( tangledupinblue, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:59, Reply)

dozer, I mean

( tangledupinblue, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:59, Reply)

He makes us all feel superior.

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8261711
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:12, Reply)

Aww bless...
When someone treats you as you treat them you get all narcissistic entitlement syndrome butthurt.

Good to know. You fucking idiot.
( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:28, Reply)

tbh i think it's specifically you
you know, because you're fucking shit, and a cunt
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:31, Reply)

lol ^sincere

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:59, Reply)

do you ever think that you perhaps take this place a bit too seriously?

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:32, Reply)

Asks the person who obviously looked up my profile page in order to try to belittle me...
No I don't. Do you feel entitled to special treatment you fucking idiot?
( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:59, Reply)

cheer up m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:02, Reply)

wut
I've been on b3ta for over a decade, I didn't have to look up your profile for the Alexei Sayle story. Or to recall the hilarious "don't forget to put your bins out!" posts.

And as for taking the piss out of other forum users, you do realise what area of what website this is, right?

Maybe you should sign up to mumsnet or sutin.
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:03, Reply)

also
as far as I can tell, everyone's username is literally a link to their profile
it's not exactly a lot of effort

edit: your croonervirus joke is fucking shit, and you're a cunt
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:08, Reply)

hey, come on now, who do you think you are with your calm and reasonable approach to posting on slashtalk?

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:09, Reply)

fuck you
I hope you die in a fire
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:10, Reply)

I hope you and your loved ones go blind.

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:12, Reply)

youtu.be/4QTmDvQsHBA?t=619
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:17, Reply)

lol he put me on ignore after he said this
the way a real /talk hero would. Bless his heart.
( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:56, Reply)

it was because he was worried about your mental health, just sayin'

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:44, Reply)

yes accidentally

( broadsword W⚓, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)

cool story bro

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:26, Reply)

Narrowly avoided riots in Cardiff many years ago
My sister didn't and ended up with a broken arm
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:14, Reply)

Sainsbury's had ran out of leeks, so it all kicked off

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:27, Reply)

Can't remember what it was about
I was only 14
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:55, Reply)

I went on a march, once.
Arthur Skargill locked us in a hall. I didn't like it.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:17, Reply)

he was a right prick

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:27, Reply)

Scab.
You're not wrong, though.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:31, Reply)

there was an EDL march through Leeds city centre a couple of years ago
There were marchers chanting, anti fascists having a counter protest and the police there with batons and shields, with what looked like skirmishes between these three groups going on.

I was standing watching the whole thing go past me, when some coppers with batons running past me toward the march made me realise that as I was there with a shaved head and a camouflage jacket on, perhaps it was time to get the fuck out of that side street.

Thankfully my extreme right wing views were undetectable.

So, not a riot, but still a dodgy and violent situation.
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:24, Reply)

sounds very, very gay

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:26, Reply)

oh, it was, I was on my way to the Basement Complex

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:32, Reply)

There was an EDL thing when I went to that beer festival in Leeds.
There were more police horses than edl supporters.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:28, Reply)

this march was fairly well-attended

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:32, Reply)

Shut up

(dee bee 1, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:29, Reply)

I hope you get jailed for a very long time for something that you didn't do.

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:30, Reply)

No u

(dee bee 1, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:35, Reply)

...and that you launch a series of appeals, each one unsuccessful, until you finally get released once your child is grown up and your wife has left you.

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:37, Reply)

I was spoken to by the police once for waving a plank of wood at a demonstration.
When I told them it was from a placard they asked me where the paper half was, and I explained that I didn't have anything to say.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:25, Reply)

lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:27, Reply)

^ what he said

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:32, Reply)

I did a similar thing when I signed on
I got too stoned to make it,I went in the next day and replied "I don't know" when asked why I was late. I got off with it, so that was me screwing the system
(dee bee 1, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:33, Reply)

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me.

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:48, Reply)

my favourite weapon is the look in your eye

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:51, Reply)

I like this.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:54, Reply)

I stuck it to The Man once
he didn't like it
( tangledupinblue, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:53, Reply)

You dirty old bollock's

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:56, Reply)

let's just imagine a hilarious 'strikey-g' here, stating that you 'stuck it in a man once', yeah?

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:57, Reply)

I stuck it to your Nan
She loved it
(dee bee 1, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:58, Reply)

What do you think you're doing, pig?
Do you really give a fig, pig?
And what's your favourite sort of gig, pig?
Barry Manilow?
Or the Black And White Minstrel Show?
(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:02, Reply)

Oh no, it's the People's Poet!

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:18, Reply)

Fuck you, Bush.

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:21, Reply)

Alright Moses, not having a good day?

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:33, Reply)

you weren't even properly elected, Bush

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:45, Reply)

I once got caught up in those student protest in London ten years ago
I was going home through the city on the motorbike, thought I'd take a short cut and a couple of police cheerfully waved me through so that around the corner I was on my motorbike in a sodding riot. Bastards.

Apart from that I live round the corner from The Den and when Millwall are playing there's mounted police and dads showing young children how to hurl abuse at them. Fucking unbelievable.
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:05, Reply)

Lol gutted.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:27, Reply)

Ha! Good.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:30, Reply)

Wait, isn't she a murderer as well?
I can't keep up with all these trailer trash on a TV show that I don't watch or care about
(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:36, Reply)

She's suspected of having some involvement in the death of her second husband,
but nothing's ever been proven.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:39, Reply)

she deffo did it or my names not billy bob fucktard

( broadsword W⚓, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:43, Reply)

yer gad dang right billy bob

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:49, Reply)

There's no evidence for her being a murderer, other than the absence of her first husband.
Out of all the main characters in that show, she was easily the least worst (and she comes across as a proper weirdo).
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:41, Reply)

Is it like My Name Is Earl
but without the jokes?
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:45, Reply)

there were jokes in My Name is Earl?

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:45, Reply)

It's alternately funny and tragic.
We only watched it in the hope of some mindless entertainment, but it's more like a car crash that somehow makes you furious about something that had never before crossed your mind.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:47, Reply)

I think it was most people on this side of the Atlantic's first exposure to genuine trailer trash.
Even chavs seem like well-adjusted and productive members of society in comparison. There's a French documentary floating around the internet about car tuning culture, featuring a similar bunch of people (speaking in regional dialect, so they had to be subtitled).
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:52, Reply)

I think channels 4 & 5 have kept us well supplied with examples of whatever the british equivalent of trailer trash is.
Poverty porn was all the rage, for a while.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:56, Reply)

Yes but the point is that true American trailer trash is several orders of magnitude more batshit insane than the British equivalent.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:59, Reply)

They have ready access to firearms, explosives and, for reasons I cannot fathom, big cats and other inappropriate pets.
Other than that, it's all much of a muchness.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:02, Reply)

big cats and other inappropriate pets their cousins and sisters
(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:23, Reply)

Hey, some of my family are from Sheppey, so this feels like an attack on my heritage.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:24, Reply)

it's fucking hilarious, I couldn't believe it was real

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:51, Reply)

Yeah I accidentally got caught up in a standoff between riot cops and squatters in A'dam, cops trying to empty a building that had been squatted for years.
The cops were in rows and there was a guy shouting orders, and given the military precision in the way they responded, it was clear they were basically troops. Then they suddenly fucking charged at the demonstrators and the whole place went berserk, everyone crushing trying to get out of the narrow streets.
( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:03, Reply)

rob should change the css on beter today, so there's black text on a black background, if he doesn't then clearly he is kkk and hitler
#blacksites
(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:26, Reply)

He should make the background constantly change colour, to show that all colours matter.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:28, Reply)

Very appropriate for Pride Month as well.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:29, Reply)

Trust the homos to misappropriate God's rainbow.
How else am I supposed to make a token gestures in support of our frontline NHS heroes?
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:34, Reply)

Hang out your kitchen window and bash a couple of saucepans together like a demented chimp.
That seems to be very in vogue at the moment.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:38, Reply)

We were clapping for hetero nurses too?
I'm so confused
(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:39, Reply)

Cis-gendered, straight, white, male nurses.
That's who I was clapping for, the rest can get back in the kitchens where they belong.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:41, Reply)

I don't mind if those not particularly straight female nurses stay out of the kitchen, and carry on doing the things they do in those documentaries
invasive procedures and so on
(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:45, Reply)

Dirty boy.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:47, Reply)

Misread this as 'Pride Moth'
Do gay people need a mascot? Because that would be great.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:16, Reply)

They call them butterflies now grandad

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:28, Reply)

Oh, sorry
Do 'butterflies' need a mascot? Because that would be great.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 16:39, Reply)

I'm going to watch The Black and White Minstrels after I clap for the NHS this week

(dee bee 1, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:37, Reply)

watch The Black and White eat

Nommy-wommy-choccy-wocs!
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:40, Reply)

I think Mars are missing a trick here

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:41, Reply)

edgy. very...edgy.

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:43, Reply)

Didn't you see, the founder already posted "bored of that now" over on /chat

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:54, Reply)

The sun is out, the sky is blue, there’s nothing left, to shelter you
But it’s MORNING,
Morning in my heart
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:40, Reply)

morning
Last day of the heatwave m8, down to 16 2moz
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:46, Reply)

I know...
I’ll go for my usual run later to get the most out of it...
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:51, Reply)

Really?
Thank feck.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:01, Reply)

In the MORNING when the moon is at it's rest
you will find me at the time I love the best
watching rainbows play on sunlight
pools of water iced from cold nights
( broadsword W⚓, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:47, Reply)

Freak

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:52, Reply)

The bit I dislike most about work is the first half hour, and the last half hour, and the half hours inbetween

( broadsword W⚓, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:18, Reply)

I hate lyrics that get lunar orbits wrong.

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:51, Reply)

alright gari

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:55, Reply)

I'm pretty good, yeah
Bought a cheap used car over the weekend. Other half drove to work successfully this morning so that's a relief - good to know it starts, goes and stops.
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:10, Reply)

having a coffee outside with one of my cats

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:27, Reply)

Caffeline hit

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:47, Reply)

Think I'd have gone with coffeline

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:22, Reply)

Cattuccino

( broadsword W⚓, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:28, Reply)

Caffe Moccat

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:37, Reply)

Moggyccino

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:01, Reply)

Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his flat 'n' white cat
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:12, Reply)

Maccathiato

( Micky Flanagan's staying in-in, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:28, Reply)

nescaté

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:41, Reply)

Almond spunk catte

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:43, Reply)

Ammericatnip

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:01, Reply)

Capurrcino?

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:01, Reply)

The other one drinks tea

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:32, Reply)

Morning and ting.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:02, Reply)

Ayeeeeeeee

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:10, Reply)

Morning
Going to enjoy the sunshine while I can
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:21, Reply)

It's all downhill now

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:47, Reply)

Still warm enough to spend half the day in the pool

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:42, Reply)

+ paddling

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:15, Reply)

Indeed.
Good enough to keep cool in
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:52, Reply)

Hey there, Mr Blue Sky

(dee bee 1, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:41, Reply)

Are you so pleased to see me?

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:47, Reply)

Totes xxxx

(dee bee 1, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:48, Reply)

As a pasty, white, weakling, working diligently on my spreadsheets,
I would like to make it clear that the current civil unrest in the US has my full backing in spirit, if not in deed.

Right, that's fascism overthrown, what's for lunch?
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:48, Reply)

Why, so, many, commas?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:49, Reply)

You have to read all my posts in the voice of Stevie Kenarban.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:58, Reply)

Wheezy come, wheezy go.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:26, Reply)

A black pudding butty

(dee bee 1, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:50, Reply)

Sounds more like brunch.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:59, Reply)

Whaaaooo black butty, bam-ba-lam!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:01, Reply)

Ram, Jam, thank, you, mam,
(dee bee 1, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:57, Reply)

bins

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:43, Reply)

You better stay about from mine!
Hahahaha, remember?!
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:56, Reply)

All night, that’s right, like a whiff from a pipe Make you do the ill shit to the broad daylight

(Bivvyboi, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:34, Reply)

So what's for dinner then?

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:22, Reply)

choc ice

(97800 all work and no play, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:24, Reply)

vanilla ice

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 1:22, Reply)

slammin and jammin to the new swing sound

(97800 all work and no play, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 1:30, Reply)

The salt tears of the damned.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:34, Reply)

ym

( Cheers Cheers🍻, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:38, Reply)

a big plate of bins you stupid cunt

(Tim Stilton #timstilton, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:08, Reply)

bindaloo

(97800 all work and no play, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:23, Reply)

coq au bin

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:25, Reply)

bindi bhaji

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 21:25, Reply)

bangers n trash

(97800 all work and no play, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 21:39, Reply)

what's with all the bin references?

( planearm, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:28, Reply)

it's what brb should get in

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:31, Reply)

I ‘refuse’ to say haha lol rofl

(Tim Stilton #timstilton, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:59, Reply)

that one's bindun roflmao

( planearm, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 20:05, Reply)

rubbish lmao

(Tim Stilton #timstilton, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 20:08, Reply)

go fuck yourself

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:12, Reply)

I made a salad
(when I say made, I mean I put some cucumber and tomatoes on a plate).
( planearm, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:15, Reply)

Great stuff guys.

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:24, Reply)

Chicken and sweetcorn soup

(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 20:19, Reply)

A massively unsatisfactory burrito

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 20:59, Reply)

A refreshing pint of Huel.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 21:56, Reply)

Which 'meal replacement' sang "The Power of Love"?

Huel Ewis and The News!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:00, Reply)

It was hatch chili mac and cheese, backed up with High West Campfire Bourbon, we sat in the yard with a neighbor (6 feet apart) and got mildly drunk, it was nice

( mofaha back on cloud mountain, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 1:24, Reply)

Food thread
Man I love food, it's one of life's great pleasures. Do you love food?

Or are you just some mentally unstable bin-freak?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:46, Reply)

I'm a mentally unstable bin freak and stalker of Alexei Sayle

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:54, Reply)

There is literally nothing interesting to say about you.

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:03, Reply)

y u so salty mate

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:23, Reply)

The pills make me sweat in this kind of weather.
I'm looking forward to Wednesday, it's supposed to start raining then.
( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:58, Reply)

Twerking and BLT pls

(97800 all work and no play, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:58, Reply)

I made koftes, yesterday.
Not done that before. Turned out really well.
Gave me a chance to use some of the Sumac that has been lurking in our cupboard, plus some of the not-quite-mint that grows in the garden.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:59, Reply)

are they lamb?
or can they be other meats?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:27, Reply)

Lamb, in this case,
but I believe beef is sometimes called for.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:34, Reply)

sweet ta
not a huge lamb fan
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:39, Reply)

I rarely buy lamb, as it is against my aggressively miserly instincts,
but it is lovely meat.

Took a tip off Jamie Oliver and roasted it without a tin, the other day, with the fat dripping down onto the potatoes - nice, tasty potatoes, but a bit messy, and no good for the vegetarians.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:47, Reply)

you can make them with chicken mince

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:04, Reply)

cool
cool cool cool
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:05, Reply)

to be able to replicate kebab shop koftes you need wide, flat skewers, I struggled for years until I got some

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:11, Reply)

not an issue
can’t remember the last time I was in a kebab shop
and have never had a kofte from one
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:14, Reply)

i fackin love a good Turkish, me
#foo0000OOOooOO00d
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:16, Reply)

Our local Turkish grill is fab.
So. Much. Meat.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:19, Reply)

ril ir
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:38, Reply)

I'm a humanitarian.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:49, Reply)

Didn't even skewer mine, just rolled them out and chucked them on the grill pan.
No doubt this is a cardinal sin according to some foodie bible.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:17, Reply)

High queef, the only good food is a KFC zinger tower burger, anything else can piss off

( broadsword W⚓, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:03, Reply)

All food is basically the same.
Only the garnish varies.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:22, Reply)

Today I ate soup with toast
The soup was made with celery from our own garden and the toast was from bread I made myself yesterday. I also do my own sauerkraut and beer.

None of it is bad enough to not eat but not nice enough to really enjoy. Except the bread - that was really nice when it was fresh out of the oven.

I love food.
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:07, Reply)

Bragging about celery soup is probably worse than being Dominant Bummings.

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:16, Reply)

Humble brag, I think you'll find
it was okay. The celery plant was last year's so it was border-line bamboo. Had to cook the fuck out of it, then blitz it to a pulp and it was still mostly fibre. My turds are gonna be so healthy they'd earn a squeal of glee from Dr Gillian McKeith
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:31, Reply)

See, you should have started with the poo information.
Poo makes food interesting.
( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:59, Reply)

it’s certainly a tricky balance
the reason gave up homebrewing was despite the fact it was piss cheap and a relatively easy process,
I just got bored of the beer
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:28, Reply)

Most of what I've made was really tasty
but this last batch was a bit off. It was the taste and colour of one of those high-alcohol Trappist beers you only drink for the brag factor. I'm gonna go back to standard IPA for the next one.
(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:32, Reply)

Reblochon cheeseburger on a poppy seed bun with garlic potato wedges, mushrooms and cherry tomatoes for lunch.
Food's gr8, like.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:19, Reply)

False dichotomy
I'm mentally and emotionally stable, I'm not interested in bins, and talking about food is one of the dullest things imaginable.

List of the dullest things imaginable:
1: Discussing food on /talk
2: Listing the dullest things imaginable.
( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:21, Reply)

You forgot:
3. brb
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:22, Reply)

4. trying to be some kind of self-created meme wizard by endlessly referencing refuse collection in the hope that 'yours will catch on'

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:15, Reply)

5. adding to the mystique of the hilarious self-perpetuating meme wizardry with endless stories about spotting Alexei Sayle in a motorway services, even though it was neither interesting or funny the first time.

(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:17, Reply)

lol

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:01, Reply)

lol it kept me entertained though

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:00, Reply)

Cor do I, I sometimes have it more than once every day

(Bivvyboi, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:22, Reply)

yes but what about the foood?
lol
( broadsword W⚓, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:27, Reply)

roffle
sex!
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:30, Reply)

birds eye potato roffles
you can stick your winky in them, if you like
( broadsword W⚓, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:15, Reply)

so I’ve heard

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:19, Reply)

worse than alcoholism

( tangledupinblue, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:32, Reply)

I had 4 custard creams once, had to have my stomach pumped and go to rehab

(Bivvyboi, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:36, Reply)

you nutter, never have more than 3 max

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:16, Reply)

too right chum
fucking lovely stuff
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:26, Reply)

I'm a vegetarian

( tangledupinblue, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:33, Reply)

would have been quicker to just type ‘no’ m8
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8261679
( tangledupinblue, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:14, Reply)

Let's all have a refreshing pint of Huel.

( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:49, Reply)

All this food nonsense. You get all these food people, don't you

(97800 all work and no play, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:02, Reply)

can I shock you?
I like food.
(Dominant Bummings Escape From Hitler Mountain, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:10, Reply)

Don't be daft.
No one really likes food. We only do it to avoid starving ourselves.
( monster munch I AM A FREE I AM NOT MAN A NUMBER, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:22, Reply)

All food is fundamentally boring.

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:03, Reply)

all food
brb
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:27, Reply)

rb
3ta
( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)

no m8

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:11, Reply)

+s

( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:20, Reply)

ha! you fucking said it!

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:32, Reply)

I'm not a foodie
It's something I need to do as to not die.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:42, Reply)

Well said.
These food people are worse than Hitler.
( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:07, Reply)

i love cooking
but right now, i'll settle for gently simmering in the garden with a brandy and coke
( Smash Monkey i understand you, little well-dressed bird, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:47, Reply)

good call
Its GnT-o'Clock in my house soon enough
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:38, Reply)

+u

(97800 all work and no play, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:46, Reply)

I like eggs

( Cheers Cheers🍻, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:19, Reply)

Cheers!
(Kirk Douglas I was Sharticus!, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:17, Reply)

Afternoon
No food.
( brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:44, Reply)

aww, you must be starving!
have some Lithium with that, braw
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:47, Reply)