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hullo arsehole's, it's-a me, Queefio
How's it going for you today? My hash just turned up so I am a very happy boy.

I'm off to see this 2moz:

www.theguardian.com/film/2020/oct/21/one-man-and-his-shoes-review-air-jordans-michael-jordan-nike-documentary

Up to much on t3h w33k3nd?
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:23, Reply)
I'd be interested to see that.
At one stage at my school, there was about a fight a month over a pair of Nike Airs.
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:41, Reply)
back in the 80s one of my mates went up to London to go to legendary hip hop shop 4 Star General
he got robbed of his sneakers in the street outside and had to come all the way back to Winchester in his socks

lol
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:53, Reply)
Lol, unlucky

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:00, Reply)
the relentless mockery he got afterwards was quite something to behold

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:04, Reply)
TAH, you mean

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:07, Reply)
no I don't, I mean my mate
fucking hell are you thick or what
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:10, Reply)
y

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:16, Reply)
rearranging my mo wax records

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:42, Reply)
this should arrive on monday lol
www.discogs.com/Blackalicious-Deception/release/96563
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:43, Reply)
'Producer - El P'

ahm oot
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:53, Reply)
wanker

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:55, Reply)
he fucking is

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:00, Reply)
RTJ are pretty good m8

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:01, Reply)
n
Killer Mike is an amusing fellow but we're going to have to agree to disagree about their records
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:05, Reply)
ok

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:07, Reply)
y

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:09, Reply)
Don't put them too close to the radiator, or they'll melt!

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:49, Reply)
haha a joke about 'wax'!!!!!
FP THIS RIGHT NOW
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:51, Reply)
This sort of comedy gold is too good for the FP, I'll probably get banned again.

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:51, Reply)
fingers crossed.

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:01, Reply)
i enjoyed that recent netflix series about Jordan,
He was a cultural icon in my youth without me ever really knowing much about his career or really anything apart from the lol he's shit at baseball and then the space jam film. A lot of the drama around Basketball and the history was fascinating
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:46, Reply)
I've not got around to watching that
maybe after seeing this thing tomorrow it will be a good match
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:54, Reply)
Got brother in law staying
planning a cycle ride into central to show him the British Museum.
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:16, Reply)
backs of my thighs are starting to feel a bit achy
no more 'cycling' for me today I think, I've done a couple of hours though, reckon if I keep this up for a month or so my lockdown gunt will be gone for sure
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:29, Reply)
4/7 anal bleaching
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-54642168
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:17, Reply)
4/7 kippery pissflaps

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:31, Reply)
Morning

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 7:40, Reply)
morning
I have just received an email from 'Anurak Pong'
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 7:42, Reply)
That was me m8

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 7:57, Reply)
lol
look at the fucking state of these

www.offspring.co.uk/view/product/offspring_catalog/5,21/3936796540
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 7:58, Reply)
Are they good? Or bad?
I don't know, I'm so not hip with the kids on the street
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 7:59, Reply)
to my eyes, they are very, very bad

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 8:02, Reply)
in fairness the grey colourway is actually great

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 8:03, Reply)
i bet that fucken prick arsehole wanker shithead banned poster Dozer has a pair

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 8:12, Reply)
all three colourways m8

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 8:21, Reply)
yeah I agree, I bet that fucken prick arsehole wanker shithead does have a pair

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 8:46, Reply)
Whats the news today?
Had a better start to the morning?
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 8:51, Reply)
I hope he shat the bed in his sleep

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:05, Reply)
standard


edit: actually I was wide awake
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:28, Reply)
so far so good pal
I'm pedalling away on my exercise thing whilst working, it takes some getting used to but I reckon I'll be clocking up a good few hours a day on it without even really noticing.

Hoping the postie brings me some dope later this morning.

Mrs and I are braving the 'rona and going to see a film in Dalston tomorrow night, might go for Turkish after in that place we took you, where Gilbert & George were eating
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:28, Reply)
That was a great place.
We're risking the rona tomorrow too. Taking Bex dad to a pub for his 70th. Bit of dinner and drinks.
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:50, Reply)
sounds good
send her our best pls
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:55, Reply)
will do,
how is G?
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:11, Reply)
not too bad ta, they've just reduced her steroid dose and all her levels are good
no idea when they'll be saying 'righto, you can start looking for work' but hopefully not too long. Then of course there's the challenge of finding a job in these insane times when she's not been in the market for a couple of years...
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:18, Reply)
yeah, I can imagine that may be a little worrying,
but i'm glad her health is improving.
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:18, Reply)
At least she'll have a good answer to the query about the gap in employment history
"I was mostly untangling my husband from his under desk exercise system. Yes, he was most foolish."
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:23, Reply)
yep, no point in thinking about anything else until that's sorted

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:05, Reply)
Sweet
As in, they look like they're made of sweets.
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 8:06, Reply)
Pretty fly

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:42, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anurag_Dikshit
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:21, Reply)
heh

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:29, Reply)
FUNNY NAME CORNER

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:40, Reply)
Morning

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 8:06, Reply)
HEY HO

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:58, Reply)
hello dude

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 8:12, Reply)
I HAVE CAPS ON HELLO

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:58, Reply)
Morning

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 8:36, Reply)
INNIT THO

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:58, Reply)
some #ledge has edited together all of 'The Club' from Bang Bang it's Reeves & Mortimer into a 40 minute episode.

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:14, Reply)
fucking love that

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:30, Reply)
USOIPED ON MY OWN TEWITOWY!!

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:40, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:21, Reply)
CAPS IS GOOD

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:58, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:44, Reply)
PIP PIP

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:59, Reply)
Jolly good show what what

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:09, Reply)
Morning

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:34, Reply)
Goooooood morning SmMo2

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:41, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:56, Reply)
watching the chase atm

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 17:12, Reply)
watching the chase, ass to mouth????

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 17:13, Reply)
<s> chevy

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 17:21, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ballad_of_Chevy_Chase
(, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 7:59, Reply)
watching the chase hole in the wall?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 17:21, Reply)
Oh vg

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 17:38, Reply)
I still don't even know which film he's on about.
Is it the 1966 vehicle with Robert Redford and Marlon Brando that I haven't seen, or the 1994 outing with Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson that I haven't seen?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 17:48, Reply)
quiz innit
The chase
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 18:25, Reply)
Have you seen 'The Game' with Michael Douglas?
That one's a proper headfuck.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 18:43, Reply)
not sure I have

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 19:17, Reply)
Well, if you like mindfuck films, give it a try.
I'm even reasonably sure there are no Jews in it.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 19:20, Reply)
good that really would be a headfuck

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 19:27, Reply)
Really? Your nan's on it, you should have

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 21:14, Reply)
+ a customer

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 21:15, Reply)
Now that makes no sense

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 21:15, Reply)
I like it

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 20:03, Reply)

 
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 19:12, Reply)

morning
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 20:27, Reply)
afternoon

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 13:56, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 14:25, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 14:30, Reply)
y

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 14:32, Reply)
alright
my day has improved a lot.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 14:31, Reply)
Did you discover that the double-baked pie has actually become even tastier?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 14:34, Reply)
ha no that went to the bin
but the bread was amazingly almost totally fine (if not the most attractive loaf), my exercise machine's turned up, I've managed to assemble it (in spite of the gibberish Chinese instructions) and have already got a good hour's use of it, but best of all some fucking #ledge is posting me some hash.

And I'm about to knock off for the day
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 14:45, Reply)
wanker

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 14:50, Reply)
u jel?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:00, Reply)
It's all green round here, it's getting boring, although I am awaiting some weed gummie bears

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 14:54, Reply)
I'm getting some Afghan and some Royal Ketama Gold
I'll have to really make it last though as it's a favour from my old dude who's actually retired.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:00, Reply)
I've got 2 bags of bollox for my fishing trip tomorrow, should last the weekend

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:35, Reply)
afternoon
very full of food right now
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 14:54, Reply)
alrite fatso

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:28, Reply)
Hi
Any luck finding a house yet?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:04, Reply)
no, found a fantastic one within budget etc but an offer had been accepted just before I called to arrange a viewing

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:11, Reply)
Always the way, ain't it?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:13, Reply)
well, it was the way this time
There was even a pair of decks in the living room!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:14, Reply)
Heh
I visited a house a couple of years back with its own cinema in the basement. I mean, they called it a cinema, but it looked more like a dungeon for hiding illegal immigrants.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:24, Reply)
was it being sold by the Fritzl family?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:27, Reply)
I'd be terrified of having a hidden dungeon under the house.
Imagine your key snaps off in the lock when you're trying to get back out. What do you do then?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:30, Reply)
die alone in the darkness

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:31, Reply)
oh, well, since you put it like that, sign me up

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:35, Reply)
/calendar is over there

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:36, Reply)
you have a secret escape tunnel obviously

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:39, Reply)
you've done this before
also happy birthday :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:50, Reply)
thanks
EDIT: well, it fucking isn't now. i've been waiting all day for my sister to drop off my present, which was supposed to be 4 disturbed cd's. she asked me weeks ago what i wanted and even found them online, but what do i get? a fucking card with £20 in it. yeah, thanks for that, put a lot of fucking thought into it, didn't you?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:56, Reply)
FFS
Why would she go to the trouble of finding them online and then not buying them?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:31, Reply)
she's now denying all knowledge

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:37, Reply)
one of the big clues that my marriage was dying
was when my wife put £40 in my birthday card in lieu of a present

we had a joint bank account
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:33, Reply)
i hate crap like that

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:41, Reply)
Treat yourself...literally

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:44, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 17:42, Reply)
Morning.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 6:49, Reply)
Thursday's here, Thursday's here
oh what a Thursday dayyyyyyyeeeeeee
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 7:55, Reply)
i watched a couple of those Ari Aster films last night,
Hereditary started well and then just went a bit silly, but Midsommar was brilliant, maybe a little derivative, but very well shot and intense and unsettling
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:03, Reply)
alright Yeti, nice to have you back

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:07, Reply)
cheers

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:09, Reply)
Morning, indeed.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:07, Reply)
i did think so

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:09, Reply)
alright mate
Shitty start to the day: I put the oven on to heat up to bake some bread, turns out my wife put the remains of last night's pie in there, rather than the fucking fridge where anyone else would have put it. Then I dropped the lid of our Le Creuset pot on the floor and it's got a chip in it, they're more than £200...then I went to put my dough in the oven and realise I didn't flour the banneton so it was all stuck to the liner.

Might go back to bed.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:36, Reply)
Sounds like you're channeling the ghost of Frank Spencer
but a much more middle-class wanker version.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:46, Reply)
well you know me m8

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:21, Reply)
That is a very middle class set of disasters.
But it is so frustrating when a day starts like that.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:55, Reply)
shud prolly just kill yrself

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:00, Reply)
It's almost more disappointing when you're denied even the simple things.
If you try for something really ambitious and it doesn't work out, fair enough, valiant effort.

If all you want's a bit of fresh bread in the morning, that doesn't sound like too much to ask.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:00, Reply)
what's really fucking me off is that all of this was completely avoidable had I not been such a dozy cunt
Things that don't work out for reasons beyond my control I can cope with a lot easier
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:19, Reply)
Ooooh Betty etc.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:31, Reply)
I might 'flour the banneton' in a bit

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:07, Reply)
Powder Banneton?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:27, Reply)
Pato'd?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:31, Reply)
which reggae singer etc

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:33, Reply)
Yeah, I was going to try to shoehorn it into that joke format,
but I could feel my will to live slipping away.

I should probably kill myself, etc.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 10:57, Reply)
I believe it was the great Samuel Johnson who said, 'when a man is tired of Pato Banton gags, he is tired of life'

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 11:01, Reply)
pato humdrum

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 11:40, Reply)
burning weary

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 11:54, Reply)
bob blandy

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 12:09, Reply)
don't forget to flour your bannetons

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 12:44, Reply)
Don't forget to banne their flourpuns

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 13:13, Reply)
What do you call a parade exclusively for LGBTQ bakers and taking place during lockdown?
Homepride!!!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 13:18, Reply)
your banne-d

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 13:19, Reply)
i sold an entire set of le creuset for around £100
fucking hated them they're heavy as shit awful things made cooking into a fucking workout. the frying pan was especially awful must have weighed about 15kg
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:30, Reply)
morning windy

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:07, Reply)
Hello hello

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:48, Reply)
Morning

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:15, Reply)
happy birthday m8

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:40, Reply)
Thanks

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:43, Reply)
Is it yon birthday?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:48, Reply)
Yes
46 today
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 11:58, Reply)
same age as Brian Limond

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 12:29, Reply)
Many happy gins

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:49, Reply)
Thanks

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 11:59, Reply)
Good day to you, and everyone.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:30, Reply)
I can recommend the giant Ferrero rocher

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:49, Reply)
What,
this one?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 10:45, Reply)
revolting

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 11:08, Reply)
you wouldn't want to have a nut allergy

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 11:19, Reply)
You're fucking ruining us, monsieur ambassador!

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 10:59, Reply)
Looks like it's filled with shit-covered haemorrhoids

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 12:53, Reply)
b3ta, you mean

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 13:21, Reply)
sorry i've not been here posting all night to brighten your mornings
i just realised it was a complete waste of time and energy
(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 1:04, Reply)
Meds kicking in?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 7:59, Reply)
it's much appreciated

(, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 8:38, Reply)
ARSEWANK
not really, hullo

how r u 2day lol, fucking bored af here
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:00, Reply)
Same.
It's so quiet at the moment that I cleaned the whole house today. I'd forgotten how knackering it was.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:01, Reply)
I'm thinking of getting an elliptical under-desk exercise thingo, as we're about to enter 6+ months of total rain
My thinking is that if I can pedal away on this prickmobile whilst working I can burn off some cals in the comfort of my own home, come rain or shine.

#old
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:10, Reply)
lol come

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:11, Reply)
Sounds good, it's almost the same as walking anyway.
I've got an under-desk bike but I can't use it without bashing my knees on the desk as I pedal. Not sure whether this is a design flaw or me being a numpty.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:17, Reply)
the knee bashing issue is precisely why I was looking at elliptical things rather than a normal bike
something like this:

www.manomano.co.uk/p/homcom-mini-elliptical-bike-lcd-monitor-anti-slip-pedals-adjustable-resistance-23426748?model_id=23407641#/

Apparently you only need 6cm clearance above your knees, I've got double that
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:25, Reply)
That looks alright.
Pricier than I was expecting, even at half price, but I guess it's worth it if it lasts.

Also lol the 'go fasta' flames.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:33, Reply)
that's by far the cheapest of its kind - £200-250 for most of them
which is 'fuck that, no chance' money
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:45, Reply)
FFS

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:48, Reply)
You could get an actual bicycle for fewer than that

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:11, Reply)
It'd be an utter piece of shit, but would still technically be a bicycle

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:12, Reply)
Aww, I told my wife I was seriously considering buying it and she said she'd already bought it for me and it's coming tomorrow

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:29, Reply)
You've got yourself a keeper there.

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 18:44, Reply)
My boss had one of them
And a standing desk. Was surreal to see him bobbing up and down in the corner.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:45, Reply)
They keep going up and down, so you do squats while you work?

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:13, Reply)
Homcom lol

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 18:35, Reply)
queef putting the 'hom' into 'homcom'

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 18:36, Reply)
Humorous movie about great apes

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 18:42, Reply)
humorous film about a gay couple

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 18:51, Reply)
knackered
wfh tomoz so going 2 have some extra sleep 2nite lol
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:10, Reply)
my boss is talking about getting a separate line put in for me here, can't see me working from the office for some time

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:11, Reply)
I get far more done in the office than at home.

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:46, Reply)
I get far more done at home
because I don't have to worry about constant unnecessary interruptions by prick co-workers
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:16, Reply)
^ this
Plus I save a fortune on commuting
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:29, Reply)
^ also this
I've saved £1400 already this year
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:30, Reply)
That’s about what I’ve saved, might spend it on prozzies

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:55, Reply)
I'm finding the new lockdown more depressing than the first , it's cold and its wet and no cunts out

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:12, Reply)
shit innit

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:14, Reply)
Certainly is , I'm going fishing with my brother friday to Sunday, probably the last trip this year

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:18, Reply)
that'll be a soggy one

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:23, Reply)
Not that cold tho, I can deal with drizzle

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:39, Reply)
RIP Spencer Davis

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:15, Reply)
Bored out of my mind
Birthday tomorrow though, so nice meal out with the parents
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:21, Reply)
well have a happy birthday for tomorrow if I don't 'see' you here

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:24, Reply)
You probably will

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 16:41, Reply)
Are they in your bubble?

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 17:57, Reply)
Currently yes

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 18:25, Reply)
Turtle power

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 18:31, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:27, Reply)
Cheers

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:34, Reply)
moming

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:37, Reply)
Lunch: having some marmite on toast with a cup of tea and then a kitkat.

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:55, Reply)
Braw! Have chips with that.
Or something, I only vaguely remember how that insufferable bullshit went.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:59, Reply)
/talk, you mean

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 13:09, Reply)
alright baggenfork

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 13:01, Reply)
Unexpected item in the Baggen area

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 13:09, Reply)

area pocketses
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 13:37, Reply)
Stay about from his ring

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 13:52, Reply)
It's very wet and rainy and I want it to stop
what do you want to stop?
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 10:34, Reply)
the cavalry

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 10:35, Reply)
Christmas tune now lodged in the brain

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 10:38, Reply)
you're welcome

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 10:41, Reply)
I always used to wonder why that was the only Jona Lewie song you ever hear.
Then, a few years ago, I heard another Jona Lewie song, and I understood.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 11:01, Reply)
Were you hanging around in the kitchen at a party?

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 11:01, Reply)
I think it was even shitter than that one.

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 11:03, Reply)
I won't go searching out his back catalogue
on Spotify then
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 11:07, Reply)
Unless some insufferable music ponce comes on here to tell you how brilliant he is, of course.
Maybe I'm just a philistine who doesn't appreciate proper music.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 11:14, Reply)
You're safe, m8, he really is fucking dreadful

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 11:36, Reply)
Dozer, I mean

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 11:36, Reply)
Come to think of it, I've never seen them in the same room...

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 11:48, Reply)
he is a proper fucken prick

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:03, Reply)
Because Wizbit

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 11:26, Reply)
making sense

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 10:35, Reply)
right now, thank you very much

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 10:36, Reply)
garidead posting on beeter

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 10:42, Reply)
well that's me told

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 11:01, Reply)
all the dancing

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 11:08, Reply)
https://b3ta.com/talk/

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 14:09, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 7:11, Reply)
Happy hump day

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 7:36, Reply)
dump day, more like!!!!

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 7:49, Reply)
it is horribly wet out this morning
might just sit in the workshop and do "paperwork"
(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 7:44, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 7:49, Reply)
Make sure your webcam is turned off

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 10:27, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:13, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:37, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:32, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:38, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:45, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 8:53, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 9:18, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 9:54, Reply)
Anyone know a good way of hiding your webcam background?

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 10:32, Reply)
It's the foreground you really should be worrying about.

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 12:37, Reply)
i'm off to bed
fuck you all etc etc
i hope you die in your sleep
or in your cars
or in your wives fannies
mite see you tomorrow
if ur not all deceased
that means dead btw
love you x x x
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 23:41, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 0:01, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 2:23, Reply)
1am eternal

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 1:06, Reply)
ooh klf were good

(, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 2:23, Reply)
afternoon
I know why I'm a fucking wanker, but why are YOU a fucking wanker?

You fucking wanker.
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:30, Reply)
not telling you

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 17:14, Reply)
i wank a lot

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:11, Reply)
we know

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:13, Reply)
with a cheese grater

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:14, Reply)
we know

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:21, Reply)
a cheese grater is my pet name for your mum

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:22, Reply)
Faith No Moreszzzzzzzz

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 19:51, Reply)
Hitler probably does wank about disasters and starvation

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 20:03, Reply)
i wank a lot
about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 20:24, Reply)
afternoon
I just ordered a book

www.theguardian.com/music/2020/oct/19/why-hawkwind-were-the-great-radicals-of-1970s-rock

are you a reader? or a feeder? or a dirty old paeder?
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:56, Reply)
playing your music in the sun

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:57, Reply)
I'm reading High-Rise at the moment.

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:01, Reply)
re-reading again, having read it WHEN YOU WERE ONLY TWO?

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:04, Reply)
no, first read of it.
I did read The Atrocity Exhibition when I was 4 though.
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:09, Reply)
'kin 'ell
I'm still working my way up to books without pictures
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:23, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:45, Reply)
I'm a raver, and a shaver, and a midnight bather

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:22, Reply)
no u neva

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:42, Reply)
I'm reading 'Night Film' at the moment and I've just had lunch
so I'm both a reader and a feeder. I'll leave the dirty old paeding to 70s TV presenters and disc jockeys.
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:52, Reply)
i know one of the band members of hawkwind
so shove that up your book binding
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 13:53, Reply)
Current lineup?

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 14:30, Reply)
nah course not
back in the day
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 18:12, Reply)
Back in which day?
There have been getting on for 60 people in HW since 1969, including Sam Fox and TV cheb-end Matthew Wright. And Brian Blessed for one record
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 19:53, Reply)
he has a big moustache and that's all you're getting

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 20:26, Reply)
Yeah, well I went to university with a girl who went to school with the singer out of Irish metal band Kerbdog.
Beat that!
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:30, Reply)
shit pop singer Sandi Thom was a couple of years below me at school, BEAT THAT

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:38, Reply)
Yeah, well my mum went to the same school as Annie Lennox, about 10 years before though.
This should be the QOTW, might suggest it.
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:43, Reply)
our house master's wife was at school with Annie Lennox, BEAT THAT

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:47, Reply)
UH OH I can feel a 'Michael Gove' moment coming on

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:58, Reply)
I'm building up to it mate, no need to bring out the Gove just yet

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:23, Reply)
well I just went full Jamiroquai down there so the gloves are fuckin' off, yeah?

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:33, Reply)
Jack Dee went to my school
as did Colin Firth, whose parents my mothers knows - apparently they are really fucking dull BEAT THAT
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:58, Reply)
oh hang on I can BEAT THAT myself
one of my mum's best mates went out with 'folk punk' 'sensation' Frank Turner's dad for many years - until he decided to start living as a woman, oldest trans in the village lol
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:03, Reply)
I used to babysit for Heinz 'Great Egg Race' Wolff's grandchildren
They didn't have a TV BEAT THAT
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:05, Reply)
I'm basically an A list celebrity

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:10, Reply)
My great aunt went out with Michael Heseltine in the 50's
Oh, and I used to work with a woman who met Hitler when she was a little girl. There's a famous photo of her handing him a bunch of flowers. Risky shit for a little jewish kid.
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:14, Reply)
ooh not bad!
my mate's mum went out with Rick Wright of Pink Floyd at college in the 60s, and my mum's mate (same one above with the trans boyfriend) told me Keith Moon went to her 16th birthday party BEAT THAT
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:18, Reply)
This is probably common knowledge by now, but I once had a shit in the bass player from Darts' grandmothers bog
BEAT THAT
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:19, Reply)
my brother project-managed the installation of Jay 'Jamiroquai' Kay's kitchen
apparently he is a 'fucking knob' which is hardly news - but my bro's principal objection was that he never shared his joints with him BEAT THAT
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:26, Reply)
i like early hawkwind and feel they get a bad press

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:01, Reply)
I love Lemmy-era Hawkwind, I quite like Calvert's punky late 70s stuff, I hate the Moorcock Chronicles stuff
they were back on form in the late 80s but then went seriously off the boil until about 5 years ago when new blood reinvigorated them....now they've gone off the boil again but I will always love them and when Brock finally croaks (which may well not be too long now) I will be really fucking sad.

#hawkwindchat
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:24, Reply)
i'm not super familiar with them past the late 70s, it never appealed to me and so i didn't bother with the new stuff at all

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:28, Reply)
they haven't made any remarkable records since the early 80s, but as a live band they've still been great on and off

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 16:01, Reply)
The rise of the idiots
I rate that easily the best thing I ever read
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:46, Reply)
nice glass of Dutch wine?

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 15:47, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 7:25, Reply)
Morning

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 7:45, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:03, Reply)
aye

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 7:57, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:03, Reply)
if you insist

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 7:58, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:03, Reply)
that time again

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:06, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:24, Reply)
Yes

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:08, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:25, Reply)
indeed

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 8:41, Reply)
Lol blanked

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:25, Reply)
^ upset

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:50, Reply)
Bleers

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:50, Reply)
and mister speaker, I say this to the right honourable gentleman, morning

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 9:30, Reply)
only 66 days till christmas

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:38, Reply)
It's cancelled

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:48, Reply)
Thanks, Sleepy Joe!

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:51, Reply)
Communism has finally won

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:55, Reply)
oh shit what am I going to do with all this figgy pudding?

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:51, Reply)
Prematurely festive soup kitchen

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:56, Reply)
#infezzzzz

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 10:59, Reply)
is it worth picking up a Wii U?

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:25, Reply)
only if you promise to use it to smash your stupid face in

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:49, Reply)
that's exactly why I want one

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:52, Reply)

is it worth dozer ponders buying console,
(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 11:55, Reply)
Turtle power!

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:00, Reply)
GOSH WELL DONE M8

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:16, Reply)
I'm quick off the bat!!!

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 12:54, Reply)
i dunno some shite or something about pubs

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:28, Reply)
Gyms are the new pubs.

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:42, Reply)
are they?
fair enough i'll have a double bench press
(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:48, Reply)
Fuck pubs

(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 20:48, Reply)
fuck you

(, Tue 20 Oct 2020, 22:59, Reply)

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