Evening I'm getting drunk
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 0:18,
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i'm on the milk and falling asleep(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 0:23,
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My niece is having trouble with a creepy incel neighbour So I made her a batch of hot sauce, as pepper spray is illegal. I used sriracha, habanero, tabasco, scotch bonnet, Dorset naga, carolina reaper, peanut oil, fish sauce, soy sauce, capsaicin and water. Problem is, it tastes delicious! I've split it into 2 bottles and added English mustard and more habanero to her half, but it still tastes delicious.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 1:15,
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Hawai Five-O..ut of 7www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyexxd3378o
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 13:06,
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I hate those like the orange pie wedge in trivial pursuit
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 15:14,
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We always played by the rule of 'if it's orange, just pick another colour.'(
.Yeti., Fri 12 Jun 2026, 16:06,
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No, we just let it go on forever or until late lunch (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 16:08,
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1/7 sticking your finger through the toilet paper when your nails are long and scratchy(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 14:24,
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He looks like the poster child for scientology (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 23:12,
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The painting also references a newspaper clipping detailing a climbing accident ('Two Boys Cling to Cliff all Night'), which Hockney interpreted as an allusion to his idol, Cliff Richard.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 11:11,
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I can’t tell if you’re using AI to generate posts like this or if you have some sort of head trauma.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 11:20,
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It's from The Guardian, so yes, head trauma(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 12:05,
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His latest was beyond parody, I think he's doing it on purpose, he knows how bad it iswww.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/10/pump-action-soap-dispensers-disgrace
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 14:38,
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and getting paid for it, I'm going to pretend I'm not envious(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 16:24,
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He's a demonstration of how absolutely anyone can become a successful Guardian journalist, as long as you're married to the paper's chief editor.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Jun 2026, 17:05,
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thiiiiiiiiiiiisssss ^^^^^^(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 17:32,
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although I do have to say I agree with M'Lady Chiles on this issue. And it's why the sensible course is to not throw the previous one away until you've tested the new one. That way, you have exchangeability of that bit of the kit should the unthinkable happen; a duff mech in the new bottle
katy I'm available at reasonable rates for more of this, dm me x
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 17:34,
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knew instinctively you would understand x(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 9:16,
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www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/38966/1653463443/mrhorrible.jpg
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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun 2026, 9:44,
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fuck i have to be up at 05.15(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 1:23,
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Certainly a damp one, and 26c. Love 95% humidity, can taste the air (
mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 2:07,
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Best i can do on the footie at the moment is a dodgy russian stream, live games are exclusive to fox here i think (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 2:33,
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OooooooohA foot kicked a net goal with ball and people cheer for happy win
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 20:41,
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You see bird Bird hot good eat five dollars
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 22:17,
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Flew instinctively you would understand x(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 22:25,
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Afternoon, eleventh of June What's new in toon?
Or whatever, tell me of your lunch or something.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:20,
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ArseboonSmoked salmon/cream cheese beigel. Nice but would rather something hot.
Returning here Sat night, it's gr8
roerestaurant.co.uk/
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:26,
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Looks good but is a bit out of the way for me Is it worth the trip?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:33,
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It'll be my second visit, last time was for my birthday It's fucking great. Real mix of cuisines so something for everyone/most people
They also have Fallow in Mayfair, and Fowl which is an upmarket fried chicken shop
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:25,
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I contacted themApparently they don't need a nude beatboxer right now but they said they'd keep me on file :/
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:26,
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Fingers crossed they might need you at short notice.Nude beatboxers are famously mercurial in temperament and as such are prone to storming out.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:35,
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Fallow have their own YouTube channel on how to cook various things 'like a chef'.It's pretty good.
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.Yeti., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:36,
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Yeah it really is, ehI've learnt a great deal from them
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:42,
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afternoon willeniumhave you got any, um
stuff we can eat
something like cold meat
that won't ruin our tea
catastrophically
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:30,
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Nothing untill the delivery this afteronnon I'm afraid (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:32,
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You could have a yamOr teacakes with jam
A fried slice of spam
Or some 50p ham
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:32,
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that sounds okbut I have to say
just like Nabokov:
nah, fuck off
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:09,
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a sudden vladimir
how very queer
to see you here
alas I fear
I am not your peer
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:58,
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I wandered lonely as a vlad
who's mocked for their too-ardent heart
When all at once, I was not sad
I spied a greetable Aardvark
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:53,
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your loneliness should soon abate
and joyous company be your fate
an ardent heart should not be mocked
unless you are a massive cock
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:26,
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awwww :)
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 17:44,
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Beetroot gaspachoAnd delicious it was too
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:45,
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So like borscht but without the soured cream?(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:33,
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Yes, although you can add a dollop on top, along with a slice of bacon if it takes your fancy.(
Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:39,
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I added a dollop on top of your nan, along with a slice of bacon IYKWIM(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:49,
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You shagged my nan?She's been dead along time.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:33,
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Don't just leave it there, some of us are still interested (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 23:30,
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'NoonBalsamic glazed roast chicken sandwiches with fontina and beef tomato.
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.Yeti., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:46,
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Everyone here seems to eat better than I do Is /talk the foodie section?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:50,
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You should gaz mongychops, he knows about this sort of thing. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:17,
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I tried 100 year old balsamic in RomeIt was fucking amazing
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:30,
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I had no idea aged balsamic was a thing(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:05,
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Very much soThere are 'old money' Italian families with their own private barrels in the producers' cellars, and they will start a barrel from the 'mother' (the vinegar equivalent to an ancient sourdough starter) to commemorate the birth of a child so they grow up to have their own personal named vinegar. It's a big fucking deal and €€€€
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:27,
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Don't forget to smash that like button and subscribe, guy's(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:34,
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balsamic is stored in the bals(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:25,
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Aldi is a horrible flavour.I prefer cheese and onion.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:56,
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I find cheese and onion to be a Lidl strong for my taste (
Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:14,
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what's your prefered strength of Chesse and Onion crisp?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:18,
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lunch is stored in the bowls(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:46,
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I had yoghurt with chopped apple and some mueslithere's a loaf of bread in the oven and it looks like it's gonna be a doozy but I was too hungry to wait for it to bake and then cool down enough to slice.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:51,
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I like how your couldn't-wait snack has made me see you as a little rodent(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:53,
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bitey little teeth
tremulous whiskers
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:54,
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11 June?Must be that one day of the year when I can delurk and show off ALL MY FUCKING CANDLES!
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C, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:43,
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many happy candles on you b3day(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:51,
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Yes but did you consider that you could have not?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:47,
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I considered it, but couldn't decide the best course of action so I decided to delurk biennialy instead as a compromise.
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C, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:50,
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Fair enough.As your account is older than mine, I have to assume you'll choose the wisest course of action.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:56,
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In just a few short weeks you will have attained the same level of experience and wisdom.
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C, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:59,
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I'll have to wait until september (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 11:23,
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So many candles!Happy B3ta Birthday
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:56,
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!!!!!!!!🥳
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 11:16,
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knew instinctively you would go fuck yourself x(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:00,
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I know, what's the deal with them right?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:58,
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I've got a tea and cake hangoverthat'll learn me to go wild on a Wednesday night...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:37,
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No fucking please, we're British!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:57,
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knew fucking instinctively you would understand x(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:01,
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Yep The area I live in has been declared a dispersal zone by the police, due to kids throwing stuff at cars and dropping things off the overpass, the little scrotes
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:44,
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My first thought would be A lot.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:30,
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Hopefully that means they get to disperse cluster munitions over the area until the antisocial behaviour ceases.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:15,
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They should throw the munitions at the fucking parents (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:23,
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IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING(
Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:18,
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It's always herpes, never hispes (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 22:16,
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I’ve just had a cup of tea and a slice of cakeAt 10.15 in the evening. Kerayyyzeeee!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:20,
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u r well ments matehang on, isn't that just supper?
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:21,
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Had that HOURS agoI’m MAAAAAAD me
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:34,
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you're climbing the walls to badonklers land you are(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:37,
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knew instinctively you would understand x(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 23:09,
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it's a hard knock lifeit's a made up drug
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:38,
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evening, morning(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 19:00,
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just bought a bottle of red wine and it's fucking awful. i keep track of the good ones but took pot luck and fuck me sideways it's like licking jeremy beadle's rotting ringpiecebutt worse.
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 19:58,
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I saw some wine with Snoop Dogg's face on the label in Sansbury's today.I assume it's infused with weed or something.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:20,
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I mean, the image of Snoop Dogg's face was on the label, not his actual, literal face, of course.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:20,
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I prefer the idea of it being his actual face(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:22,
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i love the idea of it each label being his actual face like in the Prestige he never knows if this time he's going to come out as himself or as a label (
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:24,
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The Prestige is top-tier NolanApart from Christian Bale's cockney accent.
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yeah it was a cracker and no mistakehe done some great ones. -the odyssey
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:27,
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oh fuck off you horrible cunt(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:25,
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you can never go wrong with fleurie, or erm, the other one, wait what is it...barolo
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:49,
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Barolo absolutely has to be decantedPoured straight from a freshly opened bottle it's actively unpleasant. Half an hour later...pure magic
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:54,
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ahhh Queefy old chap, knew instinctively you would understand x(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:27,
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you are starting to become sickly, like syrup(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:37,
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knew instinctively you would understand x(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:42,
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i knew instinctively they'd be staring at me x(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:17,
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it's ironic because in real life I'm an absolute cunt(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:26,
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AbsoluteCuntyeah that's got a decent ring to it
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:35,
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I'm going to update my board sig in honour of this moment x(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:53,
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the way I just lol'd adding that x, terrible(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:53,
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It was afternoon hours ago in Bandar Seri Begawan,you despicable Eurocentric fascist.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 12:02,
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Do you want to be?Weezer might have oversold it a bit.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 13:25,
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"In 2014 it had a population of 4,640 people", the good ole days(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 16:45,
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Contrafibularities of the period to you Sir / Madam(
Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Jun 2026, 12:13,
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Is that a Senior Cardgauge reference?Comgrabuations Ethel!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 12:24,
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Alright Blackadder (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 14:26,
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King prawn noodle soup And a glass of ginger beer
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 14:27,
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I refuse to say GEOSTORM despite your constant demands.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 15:04,
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My god, it's full of tards!2026: A Talk Odyssey
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 7:49,
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MorningI see they're rioting in Belfast. Ah, they'll be enjoying that - been a while since they had a big riot.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:27,
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The prophecy is coming true, just as Kaiser Chiefs predicted (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 9:43,
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GORDON'S ALIVE!!!???(
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 11:13,
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Tracked down the source of the strange noise I've been hearing todayTurns out yesterday's chipmunk rescue was not a success at all, I was pretty sure he'd run out the open back door but the fucker was hiding inside.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 18:40,
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He was hiding in the closet, not really something I'd associate with garold(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:55,
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pfffffff(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 23:13,
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i beginning to see why everyone else has left(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:40,
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What if I was to tell you that he had some original Alvin and the Chipmunks 10" white labels for sale?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:27,
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I'm sorry do you live inside one of those annoying films where the animals talk(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 23:13,
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Have you tried taking a deep breath and shouting "AAAALLVIIIIIIIINNNNNN!"?(
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:34,
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