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morning

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:28, Reply)
hellz bellz it is Friday again.
morning.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:35, Reply)
hullo

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:39, Reply)
What a great band Chumbawumba were

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:37, Reply)
*winces*
I had rather hoped never to think of those cunts ever again in my life. So yeah, THANKS m8
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:40, Reply)
Have a whiskey drink...

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:00, Reply)
I hate you :(

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:15, Reply)
Oh come on, they poured a glass of water of John Prescott
POLITICAL AGITATION CHANGE THE WORLD THROUGH EVIAN!
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:32, Reply)
Who was collecting all his sweat?

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:38, Reply)
it was me m8

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:39, Reply)
the wanker that tipped the water over Prezza is called 'Danbert Nobacon'
he should therefore kill himself
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:39, Reply)
is that right, 'Dominant Bummings'?

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:40, Reply)
zing!

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:41, Reply)
- mic drop -

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:43, Reply)
yes, Queef Richard's, THAT IS CORRECT

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:48, Reply)
have you tried pronouncing it in French?

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:47, Reply)
Bit early for such aggressive trolling m8.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 7:41, Reply)
Start as you mean to go on

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:00, Reply)
easily as good as The Seahorses

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:04, Reply)
Oh, easily
I'd say on a par with The Lighthouse Family.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:08, Reply)
They're up there with Maroon 5 and Toploader.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:17, Reply)
lol shit music

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:18, Reply)
I can't believe you're all taking the piss out of my record collection.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:22, Reply)
oasis were shit as well

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:24, Reply)
Yeah, but they're dead, so who cares?

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:26, Reply)
They were no Vanilla.
No way no way.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:09, Reply)
reynolds girls 4 lyf

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:15, Reply)
+ Ice

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:19, Reply)
Wigga lives matter

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:26, Reply)
I always hated them, but it turn out that some of their a cappella folk stuff is 'alright'

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:26, Reply)
before they had their fluke hit, they were staples of the crusty festival scene but fortunately I managed never to see them

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:36, Reply)
the name of the genre 'anarcho-punk' tells me enough that I don't want to see these smelly pricks with their filthy dogs on string

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:40, Reply)
Didnt many of them hang about with jah wobble and play with him

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:39, Reply)
I hated them for years before they were famous, I think that means I'm really cool.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:54, Reply)
just posting here to try and get some coolness by association

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:03, Reply)
yo

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:43, Reply)
we made it guy's
well done everybody
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:59, Reply)
my beer order came through yesterday
good old-fashioned cans, none of this european 'polypin' nonsense.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:02, Reply)
Great big bag of cans with the lads.
2m apart.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:22, Reply)
PAYDAY CANS

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:27, Reply)
I've seen a fair few articles extolling the virtues of cans over bottles,
but I remain unconvinced.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:02, Reply)
I prefer cans

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:02, Reply)
My brother gets his Brew Dogs in cans.
We're no longer on speaking terms.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:18, Reply)
He must be relieved.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:43, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:49, Reply)
I dunno if White Rat comes in bottles, cool story

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:04, Reply)
Must be difficult to get the angle right.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:16, Reply)
houpla

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:21, Reply)
hip house y/n
youtu.be/GPh-LmbpZI4
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:08, Reply)
I absolutely love it
cf skacid, that should have been much bigger
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:22, Reply)
that linked track is gr8

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:27, Reply)
it's not bad but I don't see how that qualifies as hiphouse tbh
that's just 'house house'
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:34, Reply)
this is more like it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFbY0qRaauo
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:47, Reply)
Yeah
alt: Woo
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:11, Reply)
it has 'hip house' in the title of the remix YOU DAFT TWAT

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:56, Reply)
in fairness I only skipped through it and missed the MCing
it's awful
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:02, Reply)

cid gra

been much bigger died in a fire
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:03, Reply)
n

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:30, Reply)
Helo

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:21, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:22, Reply)
Yes

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:52, Reply)
hey you

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:24, Reply)
Calm down

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:51, Reply)
alright mate

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:24, Reply)

How is it? Settled down a bit or still hell for leather?
Bex moved to a new department that looks after almost all of the online research materials for OUP, with everyone having to work from home instead of using uni or library access they have been bonkers. She's up in the office until like 10 some nights
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 9:52, Reply)
morning queef
morning all
friday yeah
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:09, Reply)
Urgh.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:24, Reply)
What is it good for

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:30, Reply)
Ian Rush

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:33, Reply)
Morning lol

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 10:27, Reply)

Does anyone remember a film where people are trying not to drown in an upside down ship and there's a hatch that has to be shut from a particular side that means whoever shuts it will drown but they do it anyway and it's not the posieodon adventure?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 0:57, Reply)
Is it the poseidon adventure?

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 1:15, Reply)
Yes, I do.

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 6:40, Reply)
Which film was it where they have to seal off part of the submarine
and the background music is, quite movingly, a slowed-down version of "Eternal Father, Strong to Save"?

Edit: it's 'Crimson Tide'.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 6:48, Reply)
Flippy McDrowny Boatface

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 6:54, Reply)
Was it Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Heros in a Half Shell?

(, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 8:08, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 15:48, Reply)
Alright
This plague is a bit of a bugger, isn't it?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:11, Reply)

^




2 metre distance




v
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:24, Reply)
is that overstatement of length
indicative of your conversations with potential sexual partners?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:45, Reply)
Alright DB
What happened to the bbq weather?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:21, Reply)
Someone lit a bbq

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:40, Reply)
that was me m8

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:13, Reply)
^ solo

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:23, Reply)
no idea m8
Do I LOOK like a meteorologist?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 16:46, Reply)
no, much worse than that

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:13, Reply)
y so salty m8

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:16, Reply)
it's from the sweat off your nan's gunt

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:17, Reply)
RUDE

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 17:38, Reply)
Fucking awesome
Shopping done, bills paid, animals fed, king prawn stir fry and a few gin and tonics for me.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:07, Reply)
ice and lemon for garnish?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:47, Reply)
Ice and lime, actually

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 19:54, Reply)
I read yesterday that lemons float but limes sink.
Is this true?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:02, Reply)
Limes do not sink

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 21:48, Reply)
no garnish chat mate
only a pretentious wanker adds anything to gin plus tonic
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:15, Reply)
More BoJolols
Fuck off, you dirty foreigners...actually, come back: our economy's falling apart.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:40, Reply)
Cue continent-wide synchronised gallic shrug

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 20:51, Reply)

gallic shrug tiny violin-playing
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 21:00, Reply)
"Please come over here and take our jobs", exactly what The People voted for

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 21:13, Reply)
Hullo willy's, how's it going?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:20, Reply)
Just popped into work
it was very odd. Needed to collect an external HD so met one of the tech team who got it from the office and passed it over the gate. Town was fairly busy.

Edit: just did another massive dose of guff-inducing celery soup... The stinky trumpet concerto begins!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:22, Reply)
I have left E6 only four times since the end of March
I've become a hardcore East Ham-osexual
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:32, Reply)

osexual toucher
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:39, Reply)
Am I too late?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:40, Reply)
haha, no m8, pull up a dibnah, shop a spang!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:41, Reply)
top panowie!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 15:57, Reply)
All cool

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:46, Reply)
good news

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:55, Reply)
The storm's finally broken and it's pissing it down.
Had a lovely bit of duck gizzard pasta for lunch, 10/10 would make again.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:52, Reply)
Gizzard Puke?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:59, Reply)
The Dukes of Gizzard

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:02, Reply)
hiya richyplops xx

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 12:59, Reply)
fuck you

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:04, Reply)
RUDE

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:04, Reply)
y

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:49, Reply)
Good
Apart from the buses being diverted and dropping me off a mile from home with my shopping defrosting. Still, at least I know now to get a different bus when I get the rest of the shopping
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:10, Reply)
cor what about those female celebrities eh lads
I'd do sex on some of them, like, really hard and that
'specially that one that looks like a little girl off of star wars
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:12, Reply)
alright, "Dominant Bummings"

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:19, Reply)
Harsh.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:22, Reply)
Yoda?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:47, Reply)
in jail he is

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 15:58, Reply)
This made me do lols!
The reason so many brits have died from covid is because we're so fucking fat! BoJo's obese by official information:
www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/03/obesity-and-coronavirus-how-can-a-higher-bmi-increase-your-risk

Fat cunt who can't wash his hands! Hahaha!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:13, Reply)
Have people actually ever taken Boris's advice on anything?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:22, Reply)
Fridge recommendations mostly

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:32, Reply)
I'm sure he could recommend a good brand of duck house.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:42, Reply)
Smeg lol

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:43, Reply)
I’m staying alert as I type this

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:48, Reply)
Might join a protest later
just for the instagram likes obv
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 13:51, Reply)
Morning, like, and stuff.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:30, Reply)
*sigh*
if you say so
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:37, Reply)
Yeah, I really cba either today.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:41, Reply)
It's all very confusing

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:44, Reply)
Plus ça change, Rodders.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:51, Reply)
I'll plus your change in a moment if you're not careful, young man!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:45, Reply)
fnarr!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:03, Reply)
nooning

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 11:01, Reply)
Thursday ya'll
woo-hee!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:57, Reply)
Nicely
Favourite Western sub-thread?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:01, Reply)
Broken Arrow.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:20, Reply)
Boss Nigger

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:27, Reply)
Language, Woodkovsky!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:39, Reply)
Excellent first comment:
"I imagine Tarantino crying every night because he didn't come up with this...ο»Ώ"
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:42, Reply)
Fred Williamson has to kill you, now.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:10, Reply)
excellent choice, Wood-o

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:51, Reply)
Rhythm eternal from a distant time

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:40, Reply)
Activate the racism (the racism)
that has always been within you.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 11:05, Reply)

Next to no sleep last night. Need a proper storm to get rid of this muggy air.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 7:58, Reply)
It's looking like breaking by lunchtime over here, so it should be headed your way shortly.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:01, Reply)

Thank fuck for that, might have a nap like an elderly man.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:28, Reply)
Being zoom fired y/n

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:01, Reply)
Going to have to go with "n" on that one.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:02, Reply)
I can't decide whether it's better than a phone call out of the blue, or not

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:04, Reply)
At the end of the day, it's more about the message than the medium.
Uber firing 3,500 people at once in a 3-minute Zoom call out of the blue: definitely the wrong way to do it.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:08, Reply)
are you Frankie or Benny?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:08, Reply)
Frankie on the loose!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:52, Reply)
heh

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:02, Reply)
zoom, just one look and then my heart went boom

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:17, Reply)
y tho

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:03, Reply)
All letters matter

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:07, Reply)
O RLY?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:09, Reply)
Yes, we are o riley men!
Ha! Manuel...
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:50, Reply)
Morning
Lost my glasses
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:09, Reply)
crivens!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:14, Reply)
Found them
They were in my shoe
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:36, Reply)
Ah yes, I can see how a pair of glasses could easily get concealed in a big pile of cocaine.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:39, Reply)
It does affect your eyesight
if there's so much gak it buries your specs
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:46, Reply)
Sounds good to me

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:36, Reply)
also if your nose falls off, so there's nothing to balance your specs on.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:51, Reply)
never go full westbrook

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 11:17, Reply)
big fat cocks

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 8:55, Reply)
I had a dream about Daisy Ridley last night; it was reem.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:11, Reply)
she has a foot tattoo.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:13, Reply)
Indeed.
That didn't crop up in the dream, though.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:21, Reply)
disappointing

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:24, Reply)
Not really.
Best dream I'd had in ages.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:25, Reply)
dr y/n

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:30, Reply)
Going to have to go with "y" on that one,
as long as "dr" is Daisy Ridley and you're not trying to get me to confess to a closet attraction to Dominic Raab.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:32, Reply)
she would fucking GET IT

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:54, Reply)

s
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 11:00, Reply)

y/n who
(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:41, Reply)
die in a fire

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:47, Reply)
skagralols

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:47, Reply)
What if the real Dr Skagra was the friends we made along the way?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:07, Reply)
'dr skagra' and 'friends' in the same sentence?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:08, Reply)
With friends like that, who needs enemies?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 10:16, Reply)
DJ screw with big George floyd on the stereo haha not really it’s shit

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:06, Reply)
yeah go on then

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:16, Reply)
You know it makes sense.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2020, 9:21, Reply)
Holidays abroad this year
Discuss....
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:06, Reply)
won't be having one
Long Jumpp.....
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:18, Reply)
I’m going to Ibiza with the vengaboys again

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:24, Reply)
What toppings?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 20:09, Reply)
not having one, just a short back and sides please

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:28, Reply)
would you like anything for the weekend sir?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)
yes, squirrels with tits please

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)
that'll be 50p please Jack.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:37, Reply)
Oi, your tittysquirrels are after my nuts!

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:15, Reply)
I'll be vacationing right here in the good ol US of A thank you very much. Everything I need is right here. I mean, it's on fire, but it's right here.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:33, Reply)
how is it where you are?
you keeping safe?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)
I thought I covered that, I'm on fucking fire. Yeah though it's pretty quiet here, worst threat is probably getting the virus because people are starting to really slack off on the safety stuff.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:36, Reply)
yeah
bit of a worry, so many so close :(
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:52, Reply)
yeah nah

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)
taking my boat to Calais
any cunt gives me lip, I'll nut the fucker
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:47, Reply)
It would be nice
I look forward to sitting in a rooftop jacuzzi in the sunshine with a large gin and tonic again
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:07, Reply)
I have made a second batch of celery soup
the celery was growing in the garden and should have been consumed some time ago. It's very fibrous and after careful experimentation and observation I've concluded it gives me horrific stinking wind. I've got a large vat of the stuff in the fridge so guess we're sleeping with the windows open for the foreseeable...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL3Wwo6RGyw
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:53, Reply)
Brexit means Brexit

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:18, Reply)
I'm going dogging in the Highlands

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:21, Reply)

I'm going

+ turtle power
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:23, Reply)
Watching couples in a layby

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:29, Reply)
perv

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:45, Reply)
all the live long day

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:06, Reply)
Didn't work out too well for sergeant wells and his boys

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:57, Reply)
Looking pretty unlikely at this stage.
Also, thanks "Windows 10" for completely borking my laptop.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 18:52, Reply)
Hmm, I was taking the piss about kneeling on your doorstep but apparently it was actually a real thing today
clearly I'm not spending enough hours looking at news
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:25, Reply)
Unlikely.
Can't justify the fossil fuels or the health risks, mainly. Plus its 28 days quarantine just to go somewhere isolated and boring for 7-14 days. You'd need to be some sort of mad teetotal pensioner for it to be worthwhile.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 19:43, Reply)
Might let my bf come down
Now that it's illegal
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 20:38, Reply)
afternoon

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:58, Reply)
No thanks

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:26, Reply)
2 l8 m8

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:38, Reply)
It didn't rain
BOOOO!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:26, Reply)
It rained men, earlier.
OK, a man.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:30, Reply)
Suicide? Golden Shower?
Not sure either of those is a good day at work...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:31, Reply)
there's rain up here, gutted

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:39, Reply)
Hi

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:44, Reply)
hiya

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:46, Reply)
afternooning

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 14:03, Reply)
It's turned cold and wet here
Might have a nap
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 14:09, Reply)
Yesterday we all pulled together and achieved greatness, the populol page is evidence of that.
Just think what we could achieve if we actually had an objective!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 16:09, Reply)
go fuck yourself

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:04, Reply)
I was just being affable

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:25, Reply)
me too

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:33, Reply)
MODS

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)
Has Rob made a statement about racism yet

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:05, Reply)
He has consistently tolerated racist tropes posted by certain members on /board, that's enough of a statement for me.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:08, Reply)
and we all how how he feels about a certain Patrick Murray, from Birmingham

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:09, Reply)
Poor old Paddy

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:10, Reply)
Yes, it's called 'Sickipedia'

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:08, Reply)
Isn't he fesshole now?
Where he makes stuff up and pretends its content.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:09, Reply)
He pretends its content is what?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:11, Reply)
I fucking hate everything about you

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)
alright Ugly Fucking Kid Joe

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)
A harry chapin cover that completely missed the point because they got the words wrong, member

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:19, Reply)
Why are you so fucking dull

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:20, Reply)
Okay what was wrong with that statement

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:22, Reply)
It was really fucking dull

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:26, Reply)
There is no proper name for the back of the knees

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:21, Reply)
kneepit

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:30, Reply)
Which reggae singer is also a knee?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:31, Reply)
Chaka Kneemus

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:41, Reply)
Toe-knee Rebel

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:48, Reply)
Ras Michael and the Sons of Knee-gus

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:48, Reply)
Patella Banton

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:28, Reply)
Finally

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:44, Reply)
well *I* thought mine were rather good
*folds arms in a huff*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:59, Reply)
popliteal fossa
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popliteal_fossa
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:31, Reply)
MALE NUDITY WARNING
ffs m8
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:35, Reply)
There. THAT'S what I call dull. See?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:38, Reply)
Oh what overreacting to something that no-one would care about is dull now

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:45, Reply)
popliteal

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 13:18, Reply)
oh man I loved their cover of 'Beaver Patrol' by the Wilde Knights!

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 16:56, Reply)

lol

Explains a lot about rob's subsequent paranoia about stolen jokes, if not why he turns a blind eye to them while obsessively deleting puns about black reggae singers.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:55, Reply)
The reggae singer bandwagon must be the safest thing of all, madness to delete it

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:06, Reply)
Fucking lol, top passive-aggressive beakering there.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:10, Reply)
Gary Delaney is an unfunny twat*, so it's good to see him suffer.

*I'm sure he's perfectly lovely, I just dislike his comedy.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:34, Reply)
I've never heard of him, guess I don't watch the right panel shows.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:41, Reply)
Whenever he appears on Mock The Week, it's like they've had a no-show and asked an audience member to step in.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:41, Reply)
Come to think of it, Sickipedia isn't funny, either.
A match made in heaven.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:42, Reply)
haha we have a right laugh here don't we

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:35, Reply)
"has previously profited from collating the work of others"
Nice that he's attributing stuff now though. It's always good to tell someone when you've stolen their material and profited from it. It's kind of a thank-you.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 16:07, Reply)
I'm assuming 50p ham
was antisemitic
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:09, Reply)
It's the reason gonzo left the site.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:10, Reply)
Dunno , be nice if a mod would turn up to free the mongy

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)
Mongy has been abused for years and we should all go and smash some stuff up until he is free.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)
Back loaves mutter

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:14, Reply)
I can't breed

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/features/faq/#taste
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:16, Reply)
Homophobia is still funny though

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:16, Reply)
I would.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:17, Reply)
DS George Carter's most used line, probably

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8262036
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:27, Reply)
Asperger's
must be
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:32, Reply)
A quick look at B3ta will show that no subject is forbidden when it comes to making jokes*
*Certain exclusions apply, see Whim Statement for details.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 17:27, Reply)
yep
he blacked up to show solidarity
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:21, Reply)
Rob'll turn a blind eye to anything as long as it's not about his mates Prince and Pato Banton.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:22, Reply)
Or Branson

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:23, Reply)
Is he another member of the itchy litigation finger brigade?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:26, Reply)
If he accidentally shows shopped pictures of him getting wee'd on in a live presentation of cutting edge social media to all the board members, then yeah

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:31, Reply)
Oh, that's right; I remember that little incident now.
Snowflakes, all of them.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:44, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:22, Reply)
Dozer

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:27, Reply)
windy prick

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:34, Reply)
yes, he's in favour

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:38, Reply)
I need to put my bins out later, don't let me forget

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 11:59, Reply)
oh I forgot to bring mine in yesterday, wonder if the neighbour's done it for me

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 12:03, Reply)
urgh
morning
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:13, Reply)
morning
urgh
what is it good for
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:45, Reply)
absolutely nothing

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:58, Reply)
Say it again

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:23, Reply)
it again
lol
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:11, Reply)
Hello yes good morning.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:56, Reply)
yes indeed

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:58, Reply)
yessss morning, might celebrate with an early plop

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 7:59, Reply)
Have a piddle with that, braw

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:10, Reply)
take the knee

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:09, Reply)
Take the D

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:10, Reply)
Take the L
*fortnite dance*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:12, Reply)
Thursday, on the doorstep, now that clapping is old
here's a new thing to bully your neighbours over
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:29, Reply)
Social media tells me it’s a protest about climate change and the covid is affecting black chaps disproportionately so that’s interesting

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:30, Reply)
Take a knee against five gee

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:13, Reply)
They're only installing these masts in the BAME communities, coincidence???

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:29, Reply)
I understand that I will never understand but we stand together against the latest data network

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:32, Reply)
Barmy Biden and Terrorist Corbyn are in collusion with China and Barnier to take immunity away from the White British

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:41, Reply)
Classic sleepy joe

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:44, Reply)
fuck this
I’m staying in bed
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:12, Reply)
Morning
Sleeping pills wearing off slowly today
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:16, Reply)
Sweaty bumcrack

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:24, Reply)
+ it's 8:24am

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:25, Reply)
It was
Now it isn’t.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:32, Reply)
Wiped it, did you?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:49, Reply)
Morning
Might quit my job and become a drifter
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:26, Reply)
Well save the last dance for me

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:37, Reply)
Might quit mine and become a Toffee Crisp

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:13, Reply)
Gidday fella
Not feeling too cobber?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:36, Reply)
I beg your pardon

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:13, Reply)
Morning, jumper is on

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:37, Reply)
Much cooler eh

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:15, Reply)
What news of MrsMcB?

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 8:49, Reply)
Not good at all
Had a fever, then a migraine, neutrafil levels have gone down and hair starting to fall out. Not coming home any time soon
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:15, Reply)
Bumclouds

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:22, Reply)
yeah I had her in tears on the phone begging me to break her out of hospital
she's a bit better today, mind
(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:41, Reply)
piss

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:29, Reply)
That sucks like a toothless hooker

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 10:02, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:00, Reply)
Fuck you

(, Wed 3 Jun 2020, 9:16, Reply)
hiya

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:47, Reply)
fuck you

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:51, Reply)
rude

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, Reply)
fuck you

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:52, Reply)
hurtful

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, Reply)
fuck you

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:54, Reply)
unnecessary

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, Reply)
fuck you

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, Reply)
unwelcoming

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:55, Reply)
fuck you

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:00, Reply)
negative vibes man

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:03, Reply)
fill the popular page

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:03, Reply)
I will do this for you

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:05, Reply)
Thanks hun

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:13, Reply)
fok chu

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:10, Reply)
harrow!

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:14, Reply)
The evil Chinese guy?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:14, Reply)
Nah, mang, he's Cuban.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:29, Reply)

Fok Chu is 57 years old and was born on 07/02/1962. Previous to Fok's current city of Monterey Park, CA, Fok Chu lived in Chino Hills CA and Las Vegas NV. Frankie F Chu, Kei Chli Fok, Kei C Fok, Kei Chu Fok and Frankie K Chu are some of the alias or nicknames that Fok has used. For work these days, Fok is an EXECUTIVE OF SALES at Bank Of China. We have lots of information about Fok: religious views are listed as Buddhist, ethnicity is Asian American, and political affiliation is unknown. Fok is now married. Alice Chu, Chijung Chu, Tian Da Chu, Richard Chu and Jennifer Wu, and many others are family members and associates of Fok.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:17, Reply)
Wasn't he in that movie Parasite?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 18:00, Reply)
Hello 'Plumdozer'

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:13, Reply)
christ's sake man, wash your mouth out!

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:14, Reply)
high bummings

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:16, Reply)
hello broadsword
I hear that you 'like breasts'.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:19, Reply)
i like breasts

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:34, Reply)
DoBu

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:18, Reply)
gaz

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:20, Reply)
fuck you

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:30, Reply)
spiteful

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:31, Reply)
If only 2 Can hadn't died, he could of have made a bot for this

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:32, Reply)
Prick

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:33, Reply)
fuck you

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:36, Reply)
wanker

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:34, Reply)
fuck you

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:36, Reply)
could of have led it off the road?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 23:16, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=%22should+of+have%22
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 23:41, Reply)
alright titspanner's, how's it going?
not having a good week here but hey ho, could be worse, could be American. There's been rioting where my dad lives in the Southern US. Ever been in a riot?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:58, Reply)
I have drunk Kopi Luwak.
It's quite nice, but not worth significantly increasing my coffee budget for.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:15, Reply)
Stephen Fry gave some of that to Prince Charles once
How or why I know this is beyond me
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:28, Reply)
because benders love poo, that's why

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:31, Reply)
Shitpants Nugent's lesszz

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:20, Reply)
I really like that record

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:44, Reply)
Yeah poll tax, and a couple of may day shindigs, all good fun . Few football run ins too

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:02, Reply)
A lot of my old traveller pals went to the poll tax riots, one of them managed to get a copper's helmet as a souvenir
lol helmet
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:24, Reply)
This place is an absolute riot, most days!!!!!

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:03, Reply)
rofl

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)
haha, you got that right!

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:24, Reply)
once when kfc ran out of chicken

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:05, Reply)
must have been scary m8

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:24, Reply)
Can't say I have, no.
I've been at a couple of demonstrations that threatened to get a bit lairy, but they never descended into actual rioting.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:05, Reply)
wel u shud lol

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:25, Reply)
normally I reckon 'Record Store Day' is a big load of fucking old wank, but this reissue looks great
www.roughtrade.com/gb/the-cure/seventeen-seconds-520eeb8d-fc8b-49f0-a3e6-13decd076f12/lp?channable=a18781.Mjc3NDMx&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIr8a2gPHi6QIVVODtCh00WAklEAQYAiABEgIXFPD_BwE
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:08, Reply)
picture discs are shit

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:25, Reply)
yeah, but I'd just use the download code and shelve the actual LP.
That's what I did with the Mogwai box set from a few years ago. Fairly sure I only ever listened to Helicon 1 & 2 from that set and it's been shelved ever since.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:29, Reply)
what's the point of that?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:59, Reply)
dozer, I mean

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:59, Reply)
He makes us all feel superior.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8261711
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:12, Reply)
Aww bless...
When someone treats you as you treat them you get all narcissistic entitlement syndrome butthurt.

Good to know. You fucking idiot.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:28, Reply)
tbh i think it's specifically you
you know, because you're fucking shit, and a cunt
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:31, Reply)
lol ^sincere

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:59, Reply)
do you ever think that you perhaps take this place a bit too seriously?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:32, Reply)
Asks the person who obviously looked up my profile page in order to try to belittle me...
No I don't. Do you feel entitled to special treatment you fucking idiot?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:59, Reply)
cheer up m8

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:02, Reply)
wut
I've been on b3ta for over a decade, I didn't have to look up your profile for the Alexei Sayle story. Or to recall the hilarious "don't forget to put your bins out!" posts.

And as for taking the piss out of other forum users, you do realise what area of what website this is, right?

Maybe you should sign up to mumsnet or sutin.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:03, Reply)
also
as far as I can tell, everyone's username is literally a link to their profile
it's not exactly a lot of effort

edit: your croonervirus joke is fucking shit, and you're a cunt
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:08, Reply)
hey, come on now, who do you think you are with your calm and reasonable approach to posting on slashtalk?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:09, Reply)
fuck you
I hope you die in a fire
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:10, Reply)
I hope you and your loved ones go blind.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:12, Reply)

youtu.be/4QTmDvQsHBA?t=619
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:17, Reply)
lol he put me on ignore after he said this
the way a real /talk hero would. Bless his heart.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:56, Reply)
it was because he was worried about your mental health, just sayin'

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:44, Reply)
yes accidentally

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:12, Reply)
cool story bro

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:26, Reply)
Narrowly avoided riots in Cardiff many years ago
My sister didn't and ended up with a broken arm
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:14, Reply)
Sainsbury's had ran out of leeks, so it all kicked off

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:27, Reply)
Can't remember what it was about
I was only 14
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:55, Reply)
I went on a march, once.
Arthur Skargill locked us in a hall. I didn't like it.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:17, Reply)
he was a right prick

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:27, Reply)
Scab.
You're not wrong, though.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:31, Reply)
there was an EDL march through Leeds city centre a couple of years ago
There were marchers chanting, anti fascists having a counter protest and the police there with batons and shields, with what looked like skirmishes between these three groups going on.

I was standing watching the whole thing go past me, when some coppers with batons running past me toward the march made me realise that as I was there with a shaved head and a camouflage jacket on, perhaps it was time to get the fuck out of that side street.

Thankfully my extreme right wing views were undetectable.

So, not a riot, but still a dodgy and violent situation.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:24, Reply)
sounds very, very gay

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:26, Reply)
oh, it was, I was on my way to the Basement Complex

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:32, Reply)
There was an EDL thing when I went to that beer festival in Leeds.
There were more police horses than edl supporters.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:28, Reply)
this march was fairly well-attended

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:32, Reply)
Shut up

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:29, Reply)
I hope you get jailed for a very long time for something that you didn't do.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:30, Reply)
No u

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:35, Reply)
...and that you launch a series of appeals, each one unsuccessful, until you finally get released once your child is grown up and your wife has left you.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:37, Reply)
I was spoken to by the police once for waving a plank of wood at a demonstration.
When I told them it was from a placard they asked me where the paper half was, and I explained that I didn't have anything to say.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:25, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:27, Reply)
^ what he said

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:32, Reply)
I did a similar thing when I signed on
I got too stoned to make it,I went in the next day and replied "I don't know" when asked why I was late. I got off with it, so that was me screwing the system
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:33, Reply)
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:48, Reply)
my favourite weapon is the look in your eye

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:51, Reply)
I like this.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:54, Reply)
I stuck it to The Man once
he didn't like it
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:53, Reply)
You dirty old bollock's

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:56, Reply)
let's just imagine a hilarious 'strikey-g' here, stating that you 'stuck it in a man once', yeah?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:57, Reply)
I stuck it to your Nan
She loved it
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:58, Reply)

What do you think you're doing, pig?
Do you really give a fig, pig?
And what's your favourite sort of gig, pig?
Barry Manilow?
Or the Black And White Minstrel Show?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:02, Reply)
Oh no, it's the People's Poet!

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:18, Reply)
Fuck you, Bush.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:21, Reply)
Alright Moses, not having a good day?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:33, Reply)
you weren't even properly elected, Bush

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:45, Reply)
I once got caught up in those student protest in London ten years ago
I was going home through the city on the motorbike, thought I'd take a short cut and a couple of police cheerfully waved me through so that around the corner I was on my motorbike in a sodding riot. Bastards.

Apart from that I live round the corner from The Den and when Millwall are playing there's mounted police and dads showing young children how to hurl abuse at them. Fucking unbelievable.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:05, Reply)

Lol gutted.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:27, Reply)
Ha! Good.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:30, Reply)
Wait, isn't she a murderer as well?
I can't keep up with all these trailer trash on a TV show that I don't watch or care about
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:36, Reply)
She's suspected of having some involvement in the death of her second husband,
but nothing's ever been proven.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:39, Reply)
she deffo did it or my names not billy bob fucktard

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:43, Reply)
yer gad dang right billy bob

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:49, Reply)
There's no evidence for her being a murderer, other than the absence of her first husband.
Out of all the main characters in that show, she was easily the least worst (and she comes across as a proper weirdo).
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:41, Reply)
Is it like My Name Is Earl
but without the jokes?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:45, Reply)
there were jokes in My Name is Earl?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:45, Reply)
It's alternately funny and tragic.
We only watched it in the hope of some mindless entertainment, but it's more like a car crash that somehow makes you furious about something that had never before crossed your mind.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:47, Reply)
I think it was most people on this side of the Atlantic's first exposure to genuine trailer trash.
Even chavs seem like well-adjusted and productive members of society in comparison. There's a French documentary floating around the internet about car tuning culture, featuring a similar bunch of people (speaking in regional dialect, so they had to be subtitled).
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:52, Reply)
I think channels 4 & 5 have kept us well supplied with examples of whatever the british equivalent of trailer trash is.
Poverty porn was all the rage, for a while.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:56, Reply)
Yes but the point is that true American trailer trash is several orders of magnitude more batshit insane than the British equivalent.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:59, Reply)
They have ready access to firearms, explosives and, for reasons I cannot fathom, big cats and other inappropriate pets.
Other than that, it's all much of a muchness.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:02, Reply)

big cats and other inappropriate pets their cousins and sisters
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:23, Reply)
Hey, some of my family are from Sheppey, so this feels like an attack on my heritage.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:24, Reply)
it's fucking hilarious, I couldn't believe it was real

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:51, Reply)
Yeah I accidentally got caught up in a standoff between riot cops and squatters in A'dam, cops trying to empty a building that had been squatted for years.
The cops were in rows and there was a guy shouting orders, and given the military precision in the way they responded, it was clear they were basically troops. Then they suddenly fucking charged at the demonstrators and the whole place went berserk, everyone crushing trying to get out of the narrow streets.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:03, Reply)
rob should change the css on beter today, so there's black text on a black background, if he doesn't then clearly he is kkk and hitler
#blacksites
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:26, Reply)
He should make the background constantly change colour, to show that all colours matter.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:28, Reply)
Very appropriate for Pride Month as well.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:29, Reply)
Trust the homos to misappropriate God's rainbow.
How else am I supposed to make a token gestures in support of our frontline NHS heroes?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:34, Reply)
Hang out your kitchen window and bash a couple of saucepans together like a demented chimp.
That seems to be very in vogue at the moment.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:38, Reply)
We were clapping for hetero nurses too?
I'm so confused
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:39, Reply)
Cis-gendered, straight, white, male nurses.
That's who I was clapping for, the rest can get back in the kitchens where they belong.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:41, Reply)
I don't mind if those not particularly straight female nurses stay out of the kitchen, and carry on doing the things they do in those documentaries
invasive procedures and so on
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:45, Reply)
Dirty boy.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:47, Reply)
Misread this as 'Pride Moth'
Do gay people need a mascot? Because that would be great.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:16, Reply)
They call them butterflies now grandad

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 14:28, Reply)
Oh, sorry
Do 'butterflies' need a mascot? Because that would be great.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 16:39, Reply)
I'm going to watch The Black and White Minstrels after I clap for the NHS this week

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:37, Reply)

watch The Black and White eat

Nommy-wommy-choccy-wocs!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:40, Reply)
I think Mars are missing a trick here

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:41, Reply)
edgy. very...edgy.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:43, Reply)
Didn't you see, the founder already posted "bored of that now" over on /chat

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 13:54, Reply)
The sun is out, the sky is blue, there’s nothing left, to shelter you
But it’s MORNING,
Morning in my heart
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:40, Reply)
morning
Last day of the heatwave m8, down to 16 2moz
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:46, Reply)
I know...
I’ll go for my usual run later to get the most out of it...
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:51, Reply)
Really?
Thank feck.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:01, Reply)
In the MORNING when the moon is at it's rest
you will find me at the time I love the best
watching rainbows play on sunlight
pools of water iced from cold nights
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:47, Reply)
Freak

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:52, Reply)
The bit I dislike most about work is the first half hour, and the last half hour, and the half hours inbetween

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:18, Reply)
I hate lyrics that get lunar orbits wrong.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 12:51, Reply)
alright gari

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:55, Reply)
I'm pretty good, yeah
Bought a cheap used car over the weekend. Other half drove to work successfully this morning so that's a relief - good to know it starts, goes and stops.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:10, Reply)
having a coffee outside with one of my cats

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:27, Reply)
Caffeline hit

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:47, Reply)
Think I'd have gone with coffeline

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:22, Reply)
Cattuccino

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:28, Reply)
Caffe Moccat

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:37, Reply)
Moggyccino

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:01, Reply)
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his flat 'n' white cat
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:12, Reply)
Maccathiato

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:28, Reply)
nescaté

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:41, Reply)
Almond spunk catte

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:43, Reply)
Ammericatnip

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:01, Reply)
Capurrcino?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 11:01, Reply)
The other one drinks tea

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 15:32, Reply)
Morning and ting.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:02, Reply)
Ayeeeeeeee

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:10, Reply)
Morning
Going to enjoy the sunshine while I can
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:21, Reply)
It's all downhill now

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:47, Reply)
Still warm enough to spend half the day in the pool

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:42, Reply)
+ paddling

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:15, Reply)
Indeed.
Good enough to keep cool in
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:52, Reply)
Hey there, Mr Blue Sky

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:41, Reply)
Are you so pleased to see me?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 8:47, Reply)
Totes xxxx

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:48, Reply)
As a pasty, white, weakling, working diligently on my spreadsheets,
I would like to make it clear that the current civil unrest in the US has my full backing in spirit, if not in deed.

Right, that's fascism overthrown, what's for lunch?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:48, Reply)
Why, so, many, commas?

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:49, Reply)
You have to read all my posts in the voice of Stevie Kenarban.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:58, Reply)
Wheezy come, wheezy go.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:26, Reply)
A black pudding butty

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:50, Reply)
Sounds more like brunch.

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 9:59, Reply)
Whaaaooo black butty, bam-ba-lam!

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:01, Reply)

Ram, Jam, thank, you, mam,
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:57, Reply)
bins

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:43, Reply)
You better stay about from mine!
Hahahaha, remember?!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:56, Reply)
All night, that’s right, like a whiff from a pipe Make you do the ill shit to the broad daylight

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 10:34, Reply)
So what's for dinner then?

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:22, Reply)
choc ice

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:24, Reply)
vanilla ice

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 1:22, Reply)
slammin and jammin to the new swing sound

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 1:30, Reply)
The salt tears of the damned.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:34, Reply)
ym

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:38, Reply)
a big plate of bins you stupid cunt

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:08, Reply)
bindaloo

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:23, Reply)
coq au bin

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:25, Reply)
bindi bhaji

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 21:25, Reply)
bangers n trash

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 21:39, Reply)
what's with all the bin references?

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:28, Reply)
it's what brb should get in

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:31, Reply)
I ‘refuse’ to say haha lol rofl

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:59, Reply)
that one's bindun roflmao

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 20:05, Reply)
rubbish lmao

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 20:08, Reply)
go fuck yourself

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:12, Reply)
I made a salad
(when I say made, I mean I put some cucumber and tomatoes on a plate).
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:15, Reply)
Great stuff guys.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:24, Reply)
Chicken and sweetcorn soup

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 20:19, Reply)
A massively unsatisfactory burrito

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 20:59, Reply)
A refreshing pint of Huel.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 21:56, Reply)
Which 'meal replacement' sang "The Power of Love"?

Huel Ewis and The News!!!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 7:00, Reply)
It was hatch chili mac and cheese, backed up with High West Campfire Bourbon, we sat in the yard with a neighbor (6 feet apart) and got mildly drunk, it was nice

(, Tue 2 Jun 2020, 1:24, Reply)
Food thread
Man I love food, it's one of life's great pleasures. Do you love food?

Or are you just some mentally unstable bin-freak?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:46, Reply)
I'm a mentally unstable bin freak and stalker of Alexei Sayle

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:54, Reply)
There is literally nothing interesting to say about you.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:03, Reply)
y u so salty mate

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:23, Reply)
The pills make me sweat in this kind of weather.
I'm looking forward to Wednesday, it's supposed to start raining then.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:58, Reply)
Twerking and BLT pls

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:58, Reply)
I made koftes, yesterday.
Not done that before. Turned out really well.
Gave me a chance to use some of the Sumac that has been lurking in our cupboard, plus some of the not-quite-mint that grows in the garden.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:59, Reply)
are they lamb?
or can they be other meats?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:27, Reply)
Lamb, in this case,
but I believe beef is sometimes called for.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:34, Reply)
sweet ta
not a huge lamb fan
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:39, Reply)
I rarely buy lamb, as it is against my aggressively miserly instincts,
but it is lovely meat.

Took a tip off Jamie Oliver and roasted it without a tin, the other day, with the fat dripping down onto the potatoes - nice, tasty potatoes, but a bit messy, and no good for the vegetarians.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:47, Reply)
you can make them with chicken mince

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:04, Reply)
cool
cool cool cool
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:05, Reply)
to be able to replicate kebab shop koftes you need wide, flat skewers, I struggled for years until I got some

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:11, Reply)
not an issue
can’t remember the last time I was in a kebab shop
and have never had a kofte from one
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:14, Reply)
i fackin love a good Turkish, me
#foo0000OOOooOO00d
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:16, Reply)
Our local Turkish grill is fab.
So. Much. Meat.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:19, Reply)

ril ir
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:38, Reply)
I'm a humanitarian.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:49, Reply)
Didn't even skewer mine, just rolled them out and chucked them on the grill pan.
No doubt this is a cardinal sin according to some foodie bible.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:17, Reply)
High queef, the only good food is a KFC zinger tower burger, anything else can piss off

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:03, Reply)
All food is basically the same.
Only the garnish varies.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:22, Reply)
Today I ate soup with toast
The soup was made with celery from our own garden and the toast was from bread I made myself yesterday. I also do my own sauerkraut and beer.

None of it is bad enough to not eat but not nice enough to really enjoy. Except the bread - that was really nice when it was fresh out of the oven.

I love food.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:07, Reply)
Bragging about celery soup is probably worse than being Dominant Bummings.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:16, Reply)
Humble brag, I think you'll find
it was okay. The celery plant was last year's so it was border-line bamboo. Had to cook the fuck out of it, then blitz it to a pulp and it was still mostly fibre. My turds are gonna be so healthy they'd earn a squeal of glee from Dr Gillian McKeith
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:31, Reply)
See, you should have started with the poo information.
Poo makes food interesting.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:59, Reply)
it’s certainly a tricky balance
the reason gave up homebrewing was despite the fact it was piss cheap and a relatively easy process,
I just got bored of the beer
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:28, Reply)
Most of what I've made was really tasty
but this last batch was a bit off. It was the taste and colour of one of those high-alcohol Trappist beers you only drink for the brag factor. I'm gonna go back to standard IPA for the next one.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:32, Reply)
Reblochon cheeseburger on a poppy seed bun with garlic potato wedges, mushrooms and cherry tomatoes for lunch.
Food's gr8, like.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:19, Reply)
False dichotomy
I'm mentally and emotionally stable, I'm not interested in bins, and talking about food is one of the dullest things imaginable.

List of the dullest things imaginable:
1: Discussing food on /talk
2: Listing the dullest things imaginable.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:21, Reply)
You forgot:
3. brb
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:22, Reply)
4. trying to be some kind of self-created meme wizard by endlessly referencing refuse collection in the hope that 'yours will catch on'

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:15, Reply)
5. adding to the mystique of the hilarious self-perpetuating meme wizardry with endless stories about spotting Alexei Sayle in a motorway services, even though it was neither interesting or funny the first time.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:17, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:01, Reply)
lol it kept me entertained though

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:00, Reply)
Cor do I, I sometimes have it more than once every day

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:22, Reply)
yes but what about the foood?
lol
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:27, Reply)
roffle
sex!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:30, Reply)
birds eye potato roffles
you can stick your winky in them, if you like
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:15, Reply)
so I’ve heard

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:19, Reply)
worse than alcoholism

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:32, Reply)
I had 4 custard creams once, had to have my stomach pumped and go to rehab

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:36, Reply)
you nutter, never have more than 3 max

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:16, Reply)
too right chum
fucking lovely stuff
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:26, Reply)
I'm a vegetarian

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:33, Reply)

would have been quicker to just type β€˜no’ m8
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8261679
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:14, Reply)
Let's all have a refreshing pint of Huel.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 14:49, Reply)
All this food nonsense. You get all these food people, don't you

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:02, Reply)
can I shock you?
I like food.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:10, Reply)
Don't be daft.
No one really likes food. We only do it to avoid starving ourselves.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:22, Reply)
All food is fundamentally boring.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:03, Reply)

all food
brb
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:27, Reply)

rb
3ta
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:34, Reply)
no m8

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:11, Reply)
+s

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:20, Reply)
ha! you fucking said it!

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 19:32, Reply)
I'm not a foodie
It's something I need to do as to not die.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:42, Reply)
Well said.
These food people are worse than Hitler.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 17:07, Reply)
i love cooking
but right now, i'll settle for gently simmering in the garden with a brandy and coke
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 15:47, Reply)
good call
Its GnT-o'Clock in my house soon enough
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:38, Reply)
+u

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:46, Reply)
I like eggs

(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 16:19, Reply)

Cheers!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 18:17, Reply)
Afternoon
No food.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:44, Reply)
aww, you must be starving!
have some Lithium with that, braw
(, Mon 1 Jun 2020, 13:47, Reply)

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