knew instinctively you would go fuck yourself x(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:00,
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I know, what's the deal with them right?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:58,
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I've got a tea and cake hangoverthat'll learn me to go wild on a Wednesday night...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:37,
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No fucking please, we're British!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:57,
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knew fucking instinctively you would understand x(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:01,
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Yep The area I live in has been declared a dispersal zone by the police, due to kids throwing stuff at cars and dropping things off the overpass, the little scrotes
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:44,
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My first thought would be A lot.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:30,
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IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING(
Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:18,
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I’ve just had a cup of tea and a slice of cakeAt 10.15 in the evening. Kerayyyzeeee!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:20,
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u r well ments matehang on, isn't that just supper?
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:21,
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Had that HOURS agoIโm MAAAAAAD me
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:34,
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you're climbing the walls to badonklers land you are(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:37,
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knew instinctively you would understand x(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 23:09,
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it's a hard knock lifeit's a made up drug
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:38,
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evening, morning(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 19:00,
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just bought a bottle of red wine and it's fucking awful. i keep track of the good ones but took pot luck and fuck me sideways it's like licking jeremy beadle's rotting ringpiecebutt worse.
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 19:58,
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I saw some wine with Snoop Dogg's face on the label in Sansbury's today.I assume it's infused with weed or something.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:20,
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I mean, the image of Snoop Dogg's face was on the label, not his actual, literal face, of course.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:20,
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I prefer the idea of it being his actual face(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:22,
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i love the idea of it each label being his actual face like in the Prestige he never knows if this time he's going to come out as himself or as a label (
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:24,
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The Prestige is top-tier NolanApart from Christian Bale's cockney accent.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:26, Reply)
yeah it was a cracker and no mistakehe done some great ones. -the odyssey
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:27,
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oh fuck off you horrible cunt(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:25,
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you can never go wrong with fleurie, or erm, the other one, wait what is it...barolo
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:49,
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Barolo absolutely has to be decantedPoured straight from a freshly opened bottle it's actively unpleasant. Half an hour later...pure magic
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:54,
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ahhh Queefy old chap, knew instinctively you would understand x(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:27,
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you are starting to become sickly, like syrup(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:37,
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Syrup absolutely has to be decanted(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:41,
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knew instinctively you would understand x(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:42,
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Clowns absolutely have to be decanted(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:04,
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i knew instinctively they'd be staring at me x(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:17,
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it's ironic because in real life I'm an absolute cunt(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:26,
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AbsoluteCuntyeah that's got a decent ring to it
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:35,
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I'm going to update my board sig in honour of this moment x(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:53,
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the way I just lol'd adding that x, terrible(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:53,
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It was afternoon hours ago in Bandar Seri Begawan,you despicable Eurocentric fascist.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 12:02,
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Do you want to be?Weezer might have oversold it a bit.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 13:25,
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"In 2014 it had a population of 4,640 people", the good ole days(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 16:45,
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Contrafibularities of the period to you Sir / Madam(
Octo I ruin everything., Wed 10 Jun 2026, 12:13,
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Is that a Senior Cardgauge reference?Comgrabuations Ethel!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 12:24,
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Alright Blackadder (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 14:26,
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King prawn noodle soup And a glass of ginger beer
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 14:27,
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I refuse to say GEOSTORM despite your constant demands.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 15:04,
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My god, it's full of tards!2026: A Talk Odyssey
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 7:49,
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MorningI see they're rioting in Belfast. Ah, they'll be enjoying that - been a while since they had a big riot.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:27,
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The prophecy is coming true, just as Kaiser Chiefs predicted (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 9:43,
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GORDON'S ALIVE!!!???(
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 11:13,
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Tracked down the source of the strange noise I've been hearing todayTurns out yesterday's chipmunk rescue was not a success at all, I was pretty sure he'd run out the open back door but the fucker was hiding inside.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 18:40,
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He was hiding in the closet, not really something I'd associate with garold(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:55,
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THIS SHIT IS HARAMBE'S! H A R A M B E๐ฆ๐ฉ
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 1:34,
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pfffffff(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 23:13,
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i beginning to see why everyone else has left(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:40,
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It's an appreciative silence...(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:56,
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...punctuated by appreciative bollocks(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:38,
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LIES they can leave any time they like (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:31,
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What if I was to tell you that he had some original Alvin and the Chipmunks 10" white labels for sale?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:27,
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I'm sorry do you live inside one of those annoying films where the animals talk(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 23:13,
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Have you tried taking a deep breath and shouting "AAAALLVIIIIIIIINNNNNN!"?(
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:34,
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afternoon / morning / evening / my account Delete as applicable
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:12,
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classic internet convo right hereThis is what keeps me coming back
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:34,
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You're wanking him over your keyboard?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:50,
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up and over like a pan of milk as the Viz profanisaurus would put it
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 17:41,
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Afternoon.any progress on the terrible co-worker situation?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 14:09,
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she doesn't work with u m8(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 18:22,
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All I know is that I'm not likely to get in any trouble And that the whole of health and safety wants her gone
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:33,
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The Australian sprinter Gout Gout is another teenage athlete making a name for themselves.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:26,
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I think backspace is the politically correct term(
Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:26,
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I am become deaf, destroyer of words(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 0:56,
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where's hedgy, this new kush is 33.99% apparently(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 1:32,
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In Malta, went on holiday but haven't found time to beaker about it on here yet.I'm sure there's a reason they didn't just round it up to 34%, and I'm sure it's nothing to do with assay results and everything to do with marketing to people who see a number to several decimal places and go "like wow, man, science!"
(, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 7:56, Reply)
Probably some legal issue where they're subject to a higher tax level at 34%This one time I went to Malta. We went on a boat to the blue lagoon and everyone got seasick. I didn't like it.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 8:46,
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Yeah, I'm sure the variation from batch to batch, plant to plant,and probably even between buds on the same plant is greater than 0.01%.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jun 2026, 9:00,
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This is a much more succinct version of what I've previously said.We make morphine sulfate 10mg/10ml in Intrasite gel at work. Operators will weigh 1.000g powder and make it up to 1kg. If the printout reads 0.999g I'll note it on the batch documentation, but the end result will be within acceptable tolerance limits when QA test the samples. I'm not changing the label to say 9.99mg/10ml.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 10:09, Reply)
^ high on 0.001g morphine sulphate(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:30,
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Typical Porky, always banging on about MINUSCULE DRUGS.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:50,
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Weed is routinely batch tested here, variation between harvests can be huge; but you're right in saying buds from the same plant will differ significantlyThey sell the 'smalls' separately to the premium bud, they're a bit cheaper usually, and the %thc is always different to premium buds from the same batch.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:37,
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if you get up early and queue up down at the fort in Valletta, they release 20 tickets a day for the next day at the Hypogeumwell worth the effort, it's fucking incredible
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 11:30,
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It's nice of you to make the recommendation, but Porky doesn't strike me as the type who's into psytrance. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:30,
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FROZEN DONKEY (
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 11:32,
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HI CHEERS(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 22:25,
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i'll give 'em a blowoh my god i don't think they are
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 21:38,
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aren't those But weird bit ok are bagpipes(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 22:51,
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it's as true today as it's ever been(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:42,
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you'll regret messing around like that with them if there's an accident(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 22:26,
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HELLO :)(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 22:25,
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Bitch face was thwarted in her efforts to screw me over Which just proves that that was her endgame. I'm good and she can't rely on daddy much more.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:08,
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Will it be chips or jacket spuds?Will it be salad or frozen peas?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:00,
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i hope it's chips it's chips(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:47,
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It is! Looks like I finally got my timezone game in order!(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 23:47,
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I'm well out, fuck knows when I'm going to watch the football (
mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 0:34,
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Whoah man, an afternoon thread from morning? Consider my melon well and truly twisted!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Jun 2026, 13:37,
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MORE LIES FROM THE FAKE MAINSTREAM LEGACY MEDIA*storms off*
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 15:28,
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Hi!How has your day been going?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 15:49,
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The Office was great at the time. But that's about it.(
Octo I ruin everything., Mon 8 Jun 2026, 10:45,
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MorningOff work today with a case of being really ill.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 12:18,
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We are going on a summer holidayIf you want to go, yo, Sven
We going to London and New York City
And we take a little piece of Amsterdam
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$$ โ
, Mon 8 Jun 2026, 12:40,
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Hello.My hangover has somewhat abated thanks to a large infusion of salad followed by cheese and biscuits.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 16:22,
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Lots of water and a berocca is what you need (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 17:57,
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I'm unbearably hot Menopause is a cunt.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 17:57,
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careful, 2 Can Chunder. very careful now(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 18:15,
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They're not flowers, you silly fucker Cunts are always useful, unlike people.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 18:53,
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You'd have to be a right knob to diss cunts.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Jun 2026, 19:39,
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I pick people like that up and throw them across fields. that's right, I'm a diss cunts thrower \o/
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 20:42,
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It's an expensive sport, you have to keep your eyes open for disscunts(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 20:54,
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8-DYEARS since I got this reaction, YEARS \o/
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vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 21:47,
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2 Can can't be a cunt He lacks both the depth and warmth
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 22:23,
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ahahahhaha OUCH(
vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 23:14,
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Morning.I have a stonking hangover.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 11:15,
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I should have paced myself better if I wanted to feel hale and hearty this morning.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 11:16,
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Morning Only just woke up
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 11:24,
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Sunday!- time to go worship the LORD
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 8:36,
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Isn't it a bit disrespectful to post on b3ta at the same time?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Jun 2026, 9:35,
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Howdy poo-hole's,QS hereHow are you spending your Saturday?
Prepped jerk chicken for 2moz, done some cycling, prolly go pub in a bit. Nothing too strenuous or indeed interesting.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 14:05,
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The mental is calling my mum repeatedly To tell her she gave me ยฃ200 last week and another ยฃ100 2 days later. Mum has now explained to her 6 times that she didn't give me anything, she actually donated that money to smile train over a year ago. Also, someone in work is trying to set me up to get fired for theft.
That's how my day is.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 15:26,
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thats a bit rubbish how do you get a work enemy like that?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 15:53,
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No idea She's 21, been with the company for 2 years and this is her third transfer. She's well known for spreading fake rumours and gossip, and she doesn't like cleaners because she's "more important" than us. She made a false complaint about me her second day in the building, saying her desk was filthy and I hadn't hoovered. My supervisor made a point to come upstairs with me to check and it was fine. Nothing happened, so she's apparently decided to escalate, by leaving a tenner on her desk in plain sight. I had a nasty feeling that she was going to come in first on Monday, pocket the tenner(after making sure the whole office knew it was on her desk) and accuse me of stealing it.
That's why I made my supervisor come up at the end of shift as a witness, to see me lock the office with the money still there, lock the keys in my cupboard and immediately leave with her. I suspect fireworks on Monday.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 16:02,
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you're not daft are you.she sounds like a right scrotum
also a fucking idiot.
and cunt.
and a shitstain.
and a rancid dogend pig face bitch slut whore bastard fuck turd
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 16:18,
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When I worked in the sushi factory Thievery was rife. I learned a few things there.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 16:42,
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 Jun 2026, 17:19,
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The human trafficking issue was more important (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 18:59,
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i bet they caught them'something smells fishy in here'
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 17:19,
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I had "smells like bait" vibes instantly (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 19:00,
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The workers get a pretty raw deal though (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 17:31,
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You're all very silly (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 18:57,
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No I meant is there fishing at your location or are you planning on doing that somewhere elseWhich Baan Luang is it? There are a couple in N Thailand.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 23:45,
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living vicariously through your travels mongy, i'd love to see Vietnam and Thailand(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 3:01,
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I'm chilling mate. Sunday innit. Need a moped to go get supplies. That's today. Dunno about the others but I'm the one (
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 4:57,
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Somebody didn't enjoy the motion picture Hook. Where that was a main plot point.(
mongychops, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 23:08,
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