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Hey Two Hats!
I once saw Paul Young at Heathrow airport and, no word of a lie, he was carrying a hat and put it on the counter when checking his bags in. I wonder if he then felt duty bound to declare Heathrow as his permanent address?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
Look I know I make up stories but this really happened.
Unfortunately I was on my own and couldn't tell anyone at the time.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
I'm almost certain that he did
It's all a tax dodge Monts. Anything pertaining to permanent residence in the UK that is put into a song is a perfectly legal claim.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
I knew your sharp legal brain would come in handy here.
Do any other readers have a song-related legal declaration they'd like to share?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
I called marti pellow a cunt once.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)
He'd obviously taken a break from wishing he was lucky

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
it was his day off from feeling things with his fingers and toes.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
Excellent work
My pal Toby is an electrician in the telly/film business, his best story concerns the filming of TV smash ‘Harbour Lights’: a member of the public vaulted the barriers during filming, and punched Nick Berry into the sea, before legging it.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
same friend that beheaded a tramp with a ninja sword?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)
No, different one.
He's barred from the Isle of Man, though - like Andy Kershaw. True story.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
for stalking andy kershaw's ex-wife?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
For being a massive prick every time he crosses the three pint barrier I expect.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
some mate you are!

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)
I know!!!
I even lolled when his dad committed suicide. But then he was quite annoying at our mutual pal's stag do, so i feel justified.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:27, archived)
oh man :'(
monty boyce? monty ballbag more like!
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
Oh come on, he hanged himself in their garage whilst they were eating dinner!
Apparently they thought he'd gone for a shit.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)
should have gone to specsavers :(

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
should've gone for a shit

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
I Will Always Love You, In Perpetuity Througout The Known Universe

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)
The Four Tops were detained indefinitely during their last Mexican Tour
They are now residents of a mental home in Acapulco.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:16, archived)