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That thread was abysmal
I just found out Motorpsycho did a best-of album last year and it's really good. What's put a smile on your face recently?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:36, archived)
gay things

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:37, archived)
what, involving bottoms and that?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:50, archived)
don't be disgusting, I meant either ‘light-hearted and carefree’ or ‘bright and showy’

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:00, archived)
"bright and showy" is an interesting way of describing what the Enola Gay did to Hiroshima

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:05, archived)
It's hard to do jazz hands, with your fingers melting

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:24, archived)
Put the residents off ever buying rubbish synth pop records again?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:30, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7856611
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:36, archived)
That rare occasion when my eldest gives me a hug without trying to pick my pocket.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:44, archived)
mine's just developed sympathetic responses
but in her simplest toddler style of over-exaggerating, it just feels like she's taking the piss
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:50, archived)
My kids made me birthday cards
The one from the youngest featured a picture of me crying, with a speech bubble that read "I'm 41! I'm having a mid-life crisis!"
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:52, archived)
Haha, it's funny 'cos it's true!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:07, archived)
There is NO chance of me making it to 82

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)

8 4
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:13, archived)
meh, I've had a good run

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:14, archived)
You haven't had any kind of run, by the look of it

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:15, archived)


(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:19, archived)

morbotron.com/video/S03E07/4nhCPShyoW2nLYnWNZ3L-REQi5g=.gif
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:52, archived)
So, you're saying I should encourage a young boy to feel my bumhole?
Disgusting.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
no, i'm saying it's already happening
and you're happy when it doesn't

don't make this weird
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:07, archived)
I'm glad to be back in my natural state of confusion.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:09, archived)
*Spitting Image latex heads, Rutherford on guitar*

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 12:13, archived)
The tunnel that goes from the exit from Waterloo bridge to Kingsway
you can get up to about 60mph going through there - it's like Diana's last moments!

Wheeeee!!!!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:46, archived)
wow, 60mph! That's almost fourth gear!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:51, archived)
I don't go up the dusty end of the rev counter very often.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:05, archived)
Euphemism?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:20, archived)
Not really. I try to be relaxed most of the time
so I only wind it up every now and again - I'm a clumsy puppy at the best of times!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:28, archived)
I'm not really a smiler
Moving house has definitely improved my overall mood, though. I'm a lot more relaxed than I was.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:51, archived)
have you got a shed though?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:04, archived)
Yeah
but I need a bigger one
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:05, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8155945
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
No, this is different
The current shed isn't big enough for the things we want to put in it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)
Get smaller things.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)
perfect

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:12, archived)
it really was, sorry boarder's
:(
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:52, archived)
chin up richey
I'm sure there are some revoltingly garish shoes being released this month
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 10:59, archived)
Tits

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:02, archived)
trying to choose the worst word for tits
not sure if its jubblies or chesticles.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:04, archived)
Always hated 'puppies'
'Mum-Nuts' isn't so bad, though
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:05, archived)
did anyone ever use that besides jerry lawler though?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:08, archived)
Good question
I'm actually not sure. Something tells me I've heard it elsewhere, but I can't be certain.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)
the answer you're looking for is 'top bollocks'

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
never heard them called that before
"dirty pillows" isn't particularly appealling either
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:07, archived)
That shower scene from "Carrie", eh?
Probably classed as "extreme pornography", now.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)
I use the expression 'the curse of Eve', because of that film
my wife finds it WELL funny
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:14, archived)
Menstruation is proper lol!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:25, archived)
No, it's disgusting
Like proper disgusting
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:26, archived)
It really is.
But women just can't help themselves.
Dirty creatures that they are.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:29, archived)
honkers

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
top bollocks

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:06, archived)
Are you helping Mr McBeef with his letter to his ex wife?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:07, archived)
thought I'd try my hand at erotica for beer tokens

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:07, archived)
"mammary glands" takes all the fun out of things.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:08, archived)
Any made up word
Bazongas, etc
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:13, archived)
all words are made up m8

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:14, archived)
woah

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:15, archived)
take that Dr Johnson
ya fat cunt
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:31, archived)
He who makes a prick of himself gets rid of the pain of being a ledge

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:33, archived)
when a man is tired of bantz, he is tired of Shagaluf, m8

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:46, archived)
oi oi
down it, down it, down it, down it!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:59, archived)
Fucking hell Nine Inch Nails are doing Meltdown!
Shit, I need NEED to get tickets for that.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)
I don't

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:13, archived)
Oh my giddy aunt - NIN!!!!
I'm so excited!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:14, archived)
try to hide it

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:16, archived)
Like in Monty Python!!
NIN!!! A SHRUBBERY!!!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:44, archived)
alright Yeti

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 12:06, archived)
They will be shit, guaranteed

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:15, archived)
Thanks, when I fail to get a ticket this will console me
you're very kind
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:20, archived)
Your best bet is to invent time travel, and see them at their peak
Now, I suspect, it will be a middle-aged Trent Reznor, a couple of session musicians and a computer
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:25, archived)
All been downhill since the march of the pigs video

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:29, archived)
Saw them years ago, can confirm

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:23, archived)
watching Trent press Play on his laptop will be EPIC!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:16, archived)
When I was at school I knew someone who came away from a NIN gig with half a Korg M1
Fortunately, I didn't really get into them when I was a teenager, but I'd love to see them live. Maybe I could get some free cables if they trash the stage?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:21, archived)
I had a crap tape copy of The Downward Spiral as a teen
and took a journey up to That London just to buy The Fragile. But since he got all loved up and happy NIN's output just doesn't hit the spot any more.

From what I've heard though, co-operating with Trent is phenomenal; he's got an almost savant knowledge of digital tech.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:23, archived)
I'm hoping he'll do one of his old angsty numbers
I would love to sing along with head like a hole...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:27, archived)
cracking bass line

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:38, archived)
from the YT comments:
"good old days when Trent looked like a broom"
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:43, archived)
SO DO I!!!!!!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:42, archived)
Oh man I wonder if he'll play that Johnny Cash cover!!!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:43, archived)
thoughts of rape and murder

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:30, archived)
alright 'mlwttkk'

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:31, archived)
Hearing someone describe very saggy and oddly shaped tits as looking like gonzo's nose
Proper giggled at that.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:33, archived)
Weirdest plastic surgery request yet.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:37, archived)
'National Geographic tits'

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 11:44, archived)
thread's dead, baby

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 12:48, archived)
Only 3 days til the new Ministry lp

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)