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Britains top health official says we all need to go on a diet.
'Coz we're fat an' that.

What are you having for lunch?

Do we do food threads here?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:27, archived)
Ok, food, nah

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:33, archived)
Whoops. Soz.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:42, archived)
Fish curry fuckers

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:35, archived)
That's some niche grot

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:36, archived)
Puddi puddi puddi puddi giga puddi

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:38, archived)
chicken salad on rye with a side of potato salad and a cup of tea

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:39, archived)
decent.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:43, archived)
it's the complete opposite of tuna on toast

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:16, archived)
indecent

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:22, archived)
and side pot of jenkem

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:40, archived)
gross

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:43, archived)
Kung Po chicken.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:42, archived)
I had lasagne
which I made with lentil bolognese. It was fucking yummy. I made a meat lasagne last week and it was also delicious but I'm really liking the veggie version.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:43, archived)
Any particular reason for the veggie?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:44, archived)
I'm after eating less meat, but of better quality
bit healthier, bit less environmental impact, I really like lots of veggie food.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:50, archived)
I recommend Richmond sausages

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:56, archived)
Bit of a guilty pleasure, those.
I like a high rusk content in a sausage.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:10, archived)
They remind me of boarding school dinners on a Saturday evening.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:22, archived)
lol, unloved and unwanted

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:39, archived)
imagine spending tens of thousands of pounds on your child's education
only for it to end up here.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:40, archived)
stranglewank

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:57, archived)
my opinion of UK diets is a distinct lack of vegetables
my parents, aunts, friends, restaurants, really seem to skimp on the veggies, like they're a waste of platespace or summink.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:49, archived)
As kids, we had veg or salad with absolutely everything.
I still do it now.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:57, archived)
Meat is tasty, carbs fill you up, and chocolate is nice as a treat.
What are vegetables for?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:09, archived)
They're pretty good at gravitational singularity theorems in the framework of general relativity and the theoretical prediction that black holes emit radiation

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:15, archived)
and they wee and poo in bags lol

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:17, archived)
I likes his robot voice he does

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:19, archived)
lol

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:19, archived)
pretty sure black holes have been observed to emit radiation

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:53, archived)
I observed your nan's hole last christmas, m8
and what it emmited had a half-life of 10 million years
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:55, archived)
that's not very nice
why are you being so mean?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:58, archived)
seriously my nan is really nice and i'm sure her bumhole is perfectly normal for a ninety-odd year old
you want to have a serious think about punching up and punching down. seriously.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:00, archived)
i mean fucking hell, my nana is lovely. you've badly pissed me off now. enough is enough.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:01, archived)
i hope your nan dies in the next thirty minutes you fucking bastard.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:03, archived)
K monitoring this thread now

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:21, archived)
I've already reported him to the mods
He'll be banned by the end of the day
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:34, archived)

a i
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:54, archived)
lol

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:03, archived)
What can men do against such reckless hate?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:16, archived)
they fill up your food pouch so you don't gorge yourself into becoming a fat cunt
seems this theory hasn't worked in the UK
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:17, archived)
you'll have to start eating stones to fill you up, like fucking sea lions or something

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:18, archived)
I like to fill up on faggots

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:23, archived)
we know

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:24, archived)
right

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 13:58, archived)
+ in the cunt

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:10, archived)
shit thread is shit

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:02, archived)

Carrot and bacon soup made by the mrs, improved with the fuckton of Tabasco I threw in.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:03, archived)
Tabasco is a desk drawer necessity.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:24, archived)

^ tggi
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:35, archived)
isn't that from a system of a down song?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:04, archived)
Siu mai

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:04, archived)
which is what?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:21, archived)
the mating call of a litigious brummie

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:39, archived)
lol

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 14:58, archived)

lol
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:30, archived)
this is your best post in ages

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:40, archived)
56 minute brisk walk and a bowl of lentil and tomato soup
#virtuous
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:39, archived)
alright m8

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:48, archived)
been better tbh

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:04, archived)
bent

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:50, archived)
i'm not fat, i'm slim and sexy as fuck with a perfect bmi and everything.
i've not had lunch but i plan to get a pasty from greg's in a bit, then i'm going to get some chuftwackawacka, then either a takeaway or a nice italian restaurant for some fatty dairy and carby goodness.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 15:51, archived)
^28 inch waist and own hair

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:13, archived)
heh

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:15, archived)
I was in a meeting and someone had bought a box of Krispy Kreme donuts
they smelled very nice, but I just thought they looked like fried fat and sugar blobs. It was kind of the person to buy them and all, but honestly - they are not nice things.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:16, archived)
My sister always said that the best thing about krispy kremes is that they're just as good the following day
but that's generally because they're already stale by the time you buy them
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:35, archived)
i like the ones with holes in so I can stick my willy through lol

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:37, archived)
Krispy Kum

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:39, archived)
^ provides his own glaze

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:49, archived)
LOL!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:49, archived)

Krispy Quoits?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:53, archived)

A few years ago I worked in an office where most Fridays some prick of a manager would buy a couple of boxes for the whole team, as a questionable 'perk' for keeping wages at low end of stagnant and timing their piss breaks. You should have seen it, it was like a scene from Parks and Rec, like the Second Coming or some shit. All the chubby middle-aged Kathys clucking around, 'ooh doughnuts!' God, that was a depressing work environment..
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 16:52, archived)
I didn't eat the treat foods
management people would bring out, or the birthday cake because it made me feel like a child. Also I've encountered 2 separate creepy people who used to buy treats for the team but never eat anything themselves. It was probably meant to be kind but it just made me think they might be sitting at home rubbing their nipples to cctv tapes of fat women nomming down on Gregg's yumyums.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:26, archived)
Your mum's fish taco

(, Tue 6 Mar 2018, 17:37, archived)