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morning
not you, Hawking
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 6:03, archived)
brb's reply below might have been the last thing he ever read

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 6:11, archived)
that's the most traumatic thing I've ever heard

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 7:04, archived)
Not many things are worse than motor neuron disease
But brb managed it
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:03, archived)
diseases of the mind must be worse than of the body
when you have moments of lucidity and realise you're not who you thought you were; that must be terrifying.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:09, archived)
the thought of having something like alzheimers terrifies me
not to mention what it would do to my family. Ugh.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:49, archived)

mil nn

lol
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:59, archived)
lol
Olaf Minge
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:59, archived)
best to just end it quickly and save them all that trauma

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:59, archived)
You....you want me to kill myself?
Tangled...I don't know what to say.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:01, archived)
what I want is not important here
I'm thinking of what is best for you and your family
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:02, archived)

mil nn
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:02, archived)
since my step-dad's on his last legs, I asked my mum what she'd prefer if she got infirm
"do what you promised and hold a pillow over my face" was her stern and serious reply.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:59, archived)
WhenI was a kid, and my nan ever pissed off my mum
She'd say "If I ever get like that, shoot me." Just sayin'
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
I only found out recently that my great-grandmother died when I was 10
I never met her or even knew of her existence, because she was locked up in a home for the terminally loopy.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:02, archived)
I'm really glad we decided to discuss this
It's not depressing at all
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:04, archived)
the old bat used to go to estate agents pretending to be a millionairess
just to snoop around other people's homes.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
Shame she didn't have a bit more cash
then she'd have been "eccentric"
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 12:32, archived)

terminally snooker
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:04, archived)
haha
and just like that, I'm back in the game
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:05, archived)
Mind you, imagine spending the rest of your days with elderly John Virgo and Jim Davidson

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:06, archived)
i dunno, john virgo could do trick shots with his walking stick.
and jim davidson would probably get abused by his carers.

it'd be a right laugh
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:37, archived)
Why hasn't someone slipped in something about going for your nan's pink
but ending up sinking the brown and bouncing off the cushion?

Are we losing our touch?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:13, archived)
My family are coming down with it in droves and it terrifies me

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:04, archived)
I'm sorry to hear that

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:04, archived)
My mum's had 3 sisters and 2 brothers die with it so far
And another 3 have it.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:15, archived)
The idea that I might someday wake up and find that I'm not really me
isn't totally unappealing.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:06, archived)
Hell of an age considering his condition.
Still, if all I could do was sit around all day reading I reckon I'd be pretty smart too.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 6:43, archived)
he managed to knock out some kids and had more than one wife too
that's a hell of an achievement for someone given two years to live, 55 years ago.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 7:04, archived)
Will they do him a statue?

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 7:28, archived)
they'd fucking better
and a stamp and a face side of a banknote and a fucking bank holiday if they know what's good for them.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 7:32, archived)
Will it be a Statue if he's sitting down?
Or will it be a Sittue?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:47, archived)
prolly at both Oxford and Cambridge

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:16, archived)
so did Mick Philpott and you don't see statues of him

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:25, archived)
"People also searched for: Anne Widdecombe"
Thanks google.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:28, archived)
I did see a fire damaged bouquet of flowers on a lamp post

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:28, archived)
and shit in a bag

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:16, archived)
He lasted 30 years more than Craig Mack

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:20, archived)
what a world ;(

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:21, archived)
fuck 2018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:14, archived)
that's a pretty high target m8
you're best off starting with 1 and seeing how it works out
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:15, archived)
that's a shame
a brief history of time is a great book
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:15, archived)
I've got that and Black Holes on my bookshelf
but I can't remember reading them
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:16, archived)
You'll be able to knock through it in a couple of days

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:19, archived)
I want to read it, not build a dining room

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:29, archived)

through it one out
days minutes
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:38, archived)
poor brb

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:49, archived)
he makes an event of it now
lights a few candles, glass of wine, etc
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:48, archived)
u ok hun

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:20, archived)
[passive agressive facebook status]

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:28, archived)
and on Einstein's birthday
coincidence?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:43, archived)
false flag by Soros

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:44, archived)
both died at 76
coincidence?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:46, archived)
Ah, the dreaded 76 club
it's scientists' version of the rock'n'roll 27 club
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:50, archived)
I guess there are some things that science just can't explain

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:59, archived)
He's probably been on a machine for a bit and his doctor decided it would be a right wheeze to unplug him today.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:48, archived)
well I'm listening to a Joe Meek album in tribute to him

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:04, archived)
wot, the dog in Back to the Future?

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
Sunny morning here
all very nice and springy - you can see the buds on the trees outside the office window. Life renews.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:49, archived)
supposed to snow this weekend

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)
looks like it's just going to be chilly here

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:55, archived)
it's the False Spring
we're expecting a foot of snow on Friday
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
Morning

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:50, archived)
SM

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:01, archived)
When Hawking's passing was announced on the radio, this morning,
my youngest's reaction was "what, the skateboarder?"
It's reassuring that the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 8:52, archived)
your family is a black hole, as far as the gene pool is concerned

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:01, archived)
It's incredible that he managed to carry that fridge around while confined to a wheelchair

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:23, archived)
:)

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:33, archived)
It's days like these I'm glad Mark Wright is trying to make it in LA

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:17, archived)
March the 14th be with you m8

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:24, archived)
Valentines Day for Retards innit

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:25, archived)
It's funny because as men we're incapable of romantic attachment.
#ladbants
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:33, archived)
lol it were Wimminz Day so I let her out of the kitchen for 5 minits!

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:36, archived)
morning
lets make today full of lols and rofls, right gang?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:38, archived)
full of glitters and rolfs, more like

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:41, archived)
it's what he would have wanted

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:42, archived)
this is only 19 years old
but i hope you'll allow it, under the circumstances
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:50, archived)

ok
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:51, archived)
steamed ham straight to the face

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:53, archived)
two decades, not 20 years m8
is it an episode before or after 1/1/2000?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:54, archived)
Don't use the american date system pls
It's the 1st of January, not Jaunary 1st
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:55, archived)
I thought the american date system was when you took your 13 year old cousin to the cinema

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:58, archived)
"whole lotta shakin' goin' on"

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:04, archived)
:)

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:11, archived)
soz I meant 2000/1/1

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 9:59, archived)
you can't move the goalposts now, ma8e

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:42, archived)
two decades is what I said originally
you're the one who's dragged that one line out far beyond any humane definition of humour, which is apt considering the topic.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:46, archived)
i guess i should never have thought of 2 decades as 20 years, soz

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:49, archived)
alright

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:16, archived)
get your new phone?
I've got a phone-based dilemma.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:18, archived)
If it never rings, it's not neccessarily because it's broken

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:22, archived)
apparently I've made 12:22hrs of calls in two years

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:31, archived)
Yeah, but I found my old one, so I have a spare now

(, Wed 14 Mar 2018, 10:24, archived)