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Most of the images I ever posted on b3ta can (well, should) be found here

Also, please visit Aap & Fish Rental, inc. for all your animal needs. We rent out high-quality professional animals for a large variety of purposes.
Our site has recently been translated into English to serve you even better, worldwide (but the e-mail-adress is out of order, so you'll have to let me know another way...)

Recent front page messages:

I was bored
so I made this happy little fella.

(gif compression screwed it up a bit though)
(Mon 10th Jun 2002, 14:24, More)

it's not just you

what happened to them when they got wet again?
(Sat 18th May 2002, 16:20, More)

this one was still missing...

(Thu 16th May 2002, 14:23, More)


(Mon 13th May 2002, 11:12, More)

How about
movies that will (hopefully) never be made?

(Thu 14th Mar 2002, 12:11, More)

I would probably even buy it...

(Mon 11th Mar 2002, 5:08, More)

Sophie Ali, Boxer

(Tue 5th Mar 2002, 11:00, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Impromptu Games You Play

best played in a crowded bar/any place.

one person is chosen as the 'target', the others act as his bodyguard.
Basically consists of leering suspiciously at people standing around, nodding your head at each other and once in a while touching your ear and muttering something.
and of course keeping the crowds at a distance, creating safe routes to the bar, ...
this gets boring quite rapidly, but when you take it over the top to the point where you get people to get up and let the 'target' sit at their table for 'security reasons' it is somewhat rewarding.
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 21:14, More)