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Hi.
I'm Neil.
I like orange....
...and also pooping, it feels refreshing.
I don't like olives.
But then, who does?
Southern Fried Chicken's quite nice.
"Pulse of the Maggots"
Mmm, spanking.
Van Helsing was a fucking shit movie.
A Clockwork Orange is far better.
Quite controversial in it's day.
Bit o' the van Ludwig.
Cunty Munty, eh?
"Cancer of them old testicles..."
Push it to the Limit
Smelly Carpets BLOO
smelly people BLEE
Bo shizzle my nizzle
Spanked
SJFHPSYF*SHF*SYF*S
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Hi.
I'm Neil.
I like orange....
...and also pooping, it feels refreshing.
I don't like olives.
But then, who does?
Southern Fried Chicken's quite nice.
"Pulse of the Maggots"
Mmm, spanking.
Van Helsing was a fucking shit movie.
A Clockwork Orange is far better.
Quite controversial in it's day.
Bit o' the van Ludwig.
Cunty Munty, eh?
"Cancer of them old testicles..."
Push it to the Limit
Smelly Carpets BLOO
smelly people BLEE
Bo shizzle my nizzle
Spanked
SJFHPSYF*SHF*SYF*S
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» Strange things you've been paid to do
Morrisons supermarket in Falkirk, Scotland:
"Come on in on Thursday and Sunday nights for a spot of shopping and allow yourself to be aurally presented with DJ NeillyB, playing the finest tracks at the audio bar."
You see, after a certain amount of time all of the managers go home, leaving me and the rest of my colleagues to do whatever the fuck we want. It's these times when I browse the in-store CD charts, pick the most obscure CD's and play them at unacceptably high volumes right in the middle of the store through the seperate stereo system.
Favourite so far has to be "The Best Classical Album...Ever". The look on peoples' faces as the stirring tones of Orff strikes up suddenly, or indeed the Hallelujah Choir spreading its classical joy from Fresh Food to Frozen Food. I love it.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 13:53, More)
Morrisons supermarket in Falkirk, Scotland:
"Come on in on Thursday and Sunday nights for a spot of shopping and allow yourself to be aurally presented with DJ NeillyB, playing the finest tracks at the audio bar."
You see, after a certain amount of time all of the managers go home, leaving me and the rest of my colleagues to do whatever the fuck we want. It's these times when I browse the in-store CD charts, pick the most obscure CD's and play them at unacceptably high volumes right in the middle of the store through the seperate stereo system.
Favourite so far has to be "The Best Classical Album...Ever". The look on peoples' faces as the stirring tones of Orff strikes up suddenly, or indeed the Hallelujah Choir spreading its classical joy from Fresh Food to Frozen Food. I love it.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 13:53, More)
» My Worst Vomit
new years eve
for 2004. It was the first (and last) time I drank straight Absynth. Apparently, I was checking to see how much money I had in my wallet when I was sick - right in my wallet. Completely unphased, I folded my sicky wallet back up, put it in my pocket then calmly bumped my way into the bog to finish off my business!
Can't remember where I spent the £20 note, but I remember the 2p coins smelling really fucking nasty - you know, like old copper and barf.
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 0:20, More)
new years eve
for 2004. It was the first (and last) time I drank straight Absynth. Apparently, I was checking to see how much money I had in my wallet when I was sick - right in my wallet. Completely unphased, I folded my sicky wallet back up, put it in my pocket then calmly bumped my way into the bog to finish off my business!
Can't remember where I spent the £20 note, but I remember the 2p coins smelling really fucking nasty - you know, like old copper and barf.
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 0:20, More)