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» Claims to Fame

While at a mates b'day bash at Fabric,
after finishing his set on the decks a certain Mr Tim Westcountry was meeting and greeting fans behind the DJ booth. I sauntered up, and molestged him close 3 successive times, obviously I waited until the 3rd molest to cup/squeeze/fondle/mince to a pulp his manly testicles with my right hand. All this occured under the watchful eye of Tim Westcountry's 8ft albino minder, and all the while me giving him "Great props for a wicked/blinding, big dog stylee set man! Your father must be proud of you man!"

Apart from that I saw the dope smoking nazi prince heading for paddington tube station as I was exiting it on saturday afternoon with two equally toffy looking mates.

My life is intresting, honest it is.
(Mon 28th Feb 2005, 14:09, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

The tasmanian twins
Can't remember their names right now, the "Touch my bum" ones, played at my graduation ball last year. Needless to say while tanked up at the front of an angry mob of 500+ equally tanked up pished student types I start chanting, "Fuck off, you dozy bitches" and "Get your tits out for the lads" etc, ad infitum

For some reason they only did two songs, I can't recall if it was becasue we were all drowning them out or if it was becasue they were miming and someone pulled the plug.

they were wearing very little, sparkly gold bikinis, but they are absolute mingers - FACT
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 15:33, More)