» Apparently I'm a sex offender

Not me, but a good friend . . .
I have just this week returned from a surfing trip with my friends, during which we stayed on a campsite with seperate toilet and shower facilities. In the morning, these facilities became rather crowded and it's not uncommon to find yourself waiting for a toilet cubicle.

Anyway, one of my friends was waiting for the use of the afore mentioned cubicles, when he heard the sound of a young boy shouting from the cubicles: "Stop it! Daddy said you weren't allowed to touch me! Stop touching me!" Which was bad enough, but immediately the deep voice of a man responded slowly: "Calm Down."

It would later turn out to be that a father was looking after his two boys on the toilet and one was teasing the other, but my friend returned to the tent still laughing . . .
(Wed 23rd Aug 2006, 21:15, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

Possibly the weirdest crush . . .
When very young I had a strange crush on one of tyhe faces on the "Guess Who?" Board. Which means I always lost the game because I kept on choosing her everytime. I think she kind of looked like a girl I had a crush on, so that MIGHT be the reason . . .

I'm not sure how they found out, whether they just noticed the pattern or I told them for some reason, but when my family found out, they would not let it go. To this day there is still the odd mention.


I think her name was Marie or something.
(Sat 30th Sep 2006, 0:47, More)