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Conspiracy theory of the day

(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 16:15, More)

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» B3ta Person of the Year 2010

Late Entry.
I nominate cr3 for making this, it's entertained me more than most things this year

(Wed 22nd Dec 2010, 10:10, More)

» Losing it

I was organising some kids games and needed a blindfold for one of them.
I found a particularly wide tie, which would do the job.
But what do I look like wearing a blindfold? Hm, not sure.
So to find out I put the blindfold on and looked in the mirror.
Surprisingly enough the results weren't really satisfactory.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2011, 7:18, More)

» Heckles

Re: Daphne & Celeste at Reading
I see somebody is already on about this. Let me just give my perspective on events. I was in the audience that day, fairly appalled. They were the best thing on in a schedule of relentless nu-metal dirge and the people throwing bottles were stupid little metal kids with little or no clue that they were bottling off the only even vaguely subversive act on the bill. I was backstage just before the infamous signing session and met them as they were going into the tent - two bewildered sweet and harmless girls who had just been covered in piss and rubbish because some self-styled "alternative" kids couldn't take ten minutes of music outside their conservative little box.
Then I saw them get the same treatment again, only at close range this time.

To all the participants: you are a shower of cunts.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 10:02, More)

» Sexual fetishes

I'm currently dating a girl who can't get wet unless I lie about my sexual exploits on internet forums.

(Thu 22nd Oct 2009, 13:59, More)

» Petty Sabotage

When I was in student halls, back in the nineties,
I bought about fifty blocks of clothes dye and went round putting them in every toilet cistern, so that every toilet flushed in a different colour.
No idea why, just boredom I think.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 13:46, More)
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