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I live in Barnstaple, North Devon. If you have ever had the misfortune to visit this place, you will know of the tree-dwelling-goblins who club passers-by with gophers. Barnstaple is 'No. 1 blackspot for Gopher-crime in the UK by 74%!'
The satanic little goblins, known as Purguchans, harvest the victim's tonsils for a giant underground xylophone, predicted for completion by 2005, where the Purguchans will play 'I'm a little teapot' for eternity.. God help us... God help us all...

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Nohands kitty hangs 10

Clicky for 800k super-dupeyness
[edit: Wooo! Thank you Mr. Magic Donkey]
(Wed 4th Jun 2003, 9:49, More)

Still not as scary...

...as the fear
(Wed 28th May 2003, 17:19, More)

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