» Being told off as an adult

The bird
I got caught playing Rugby 08 on my Playstation last night. I crept out of bed at 1am to give it a quick go. 20 mins later there is a rather insolent voice from behind me (my girlfriend) ordering my back to bed and turning the damn machine off. I felt about 10 years old. Gonna have words with her... but probably not cos she is scary.
(Thu 20th Sep 2007, 17:57, More)

» Guilty Secrets

piss
I generally prefer to piss in peoples small sinks in the bathroom than go to all the fuss of lifting the lid and not splashing. I am evil.

I dont do any work .... when I am at work. I surf most of the day.

I have a huge porn collection buried deep on my mothers computer. Fortunately she barely able to send an email from it so I should be safe.

I am jealous of my brother.

I drink by myself sometimes.

I am 33 and still enjoy Playstation games.

I have been lurking for over 4 years. Never posted a picture under my name. Well I did once and it was shit.

I enjoy watching Judge Judy.

I am curious as to what happens to Ziggy and Chanelle now they are out of the BB house.

I quite fancy Lisa Tarbuck... I dont know why. I hate fat birds.

I hate facebook, myspace, and the others.... why cant people email/phone me rather leave fucking messages? And why do I have a bloody page in the first place?

I like curried lentils.

I generally dont like other people... I prefer cats.

Beautiful people and religious types make me nervous. I avoid their company.

Regularly imagine suicide rather than face anything I dont want to do.... (another pointless meeting... a crap project that needs sorting out).... just to make a point.




....aaaaaaaaaaagh! Better.
(Tue 4th Sep 2007, 15:03, More)

» Guilty Secrets

The Orient
I lived in Asia for a while. And I finally succumbed to the rampant sex industry. Daring meeself....I paid for two young ladies one night and discovered that you can pay extra for them to lick your anus (my guilty secret). A new but not unpleasant experience. Never topped that evening since and never tried.
(Wed 5th Sep 2007, 17:26, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

My ex
Spotted my now ex-wife on a date with another man....
(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 13:15, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Tickless
Wiping away at something on my leg. It wouldnt move. Panic and rising terror as I realise I had a tick. Vaseline and tweezers a few hours later did away with it. Oh my god they are disgusting.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 15:30, More)