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Cynical opinionated loudmouth. And that's just what I'll admit to.

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» Old People Talk Bollocks

My gran,
gawd love 'er, is a holy terror. She's now 93 (as is my grandad) and has all marbles except the occasional wrong name.
Despite this, some years ago my gran wanted a new car. She did all the driving anyway, as she used to drive like Ayrton Senna until her eyes went. So my dad offered her a test drive of his new 2-litre Cortina. She took it around town and down one motorway junction. When she got back, her verdict was:
"Well, it's a lovely smooth ride, but it wouldn't go very fast. It was only up to 60."
My dad: "?????"
Turns out she'd had her eye on the rev counter, thinking it was the speedo. She had thus driven at roughly 120 mph up and down the M4. And I'd have loved to see a copper's reaction if she'd been pulled over, as she's tiny: about 4'11" and looks exactly like a stereotype sweet little old lady.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 16:22, More)

» Slang Survey

gas'man 1.(n) One who is employed to repair gas appliances, read meters etc. 2. (adj.) A chap who only ever services boilers. A swamp donkey fancier, dog handler, munter mechanic etc. ad infinitum. A bloke who never pulls a fit bird.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 12:34, More)