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Dutch bloke, lives in the desert:

24 restaurants
10 fully equipped gas stations
2 grocery stores
9000 people
No WALMART \ edit: 1 fecking WM
1 decent bar
lots of sand
lots of dust

more than a year ago i blew my first b3taday candle:

Recent front page messages:

\edit: my persistence on the liff theme paid off.
thanks oh magic mighty royal donkey for 1stFP

#2 jif
#1 miff
(Fri 18th Jul 2003, 23:12, More)

Best answers to questions:

» When I met the parents

As I learnt every morning entering the office from my then (Italian) colleagues, in Italy they happen to use "ciao" as a greeting.

So, as anybody sensible person would do, I greeted the parents of my Brazilian gf with that exact same word... unfortunately meaning "goodbye" in Portuguese.

(Thu 19th May 2005, 21:40, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

I have a dress with a white stain
I am George Bush's intern
(Mon 8th Nov 2004, 23:12, More)

» Shit Stories

Me and my mate
used to have competitions for who could break a megafart up in the most smaller farts. Although my pb of 24 was considered rather impressive by all roommates, my friend produced a series of 26 a little while later...
(Wed 5th May 2004, 22:49, More)