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» The Police
Dead Body
My dad was in the police until he retired recently. There had been a murder in Dundee where the body had been cut into pieces and placed all over a huge hill (actually an extinct volcano), known here as "The Law". Anyway, a member of the public had found a piece of the body thus beginning a police search for the rest of it. The sun's starting to come up and a couple of officers are in an allotment on the hill when suddenly one screams "I'VE FOUND THE HEAD!". Next thing is this round, dark object is being lobbed directly at the other officer. Turns out to be a cabbage from the allotment. heh heh heh Who says policemen don't have a laugh?
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 14:57, More)
Dead Body
My dad was in the police until he retired recently. There had been a murder in Dundee where the body had been cut into pieces and placed all over a huge hill (actually an extinct volcano), known here as "The Law". Anyway, a member of the public had found a piece of the body thus beginning a police search for the rest of it. The sun's starting to come up and a couple of officers are in an allotment on the hill when suddenly one screams "I'VE FOUND THE HEAD!". Next thing is this round, dark object is being lobbed directly at the other officer. Turns out to be a cabbage from the allotment. heh heh heh Who says policemen don't have a laugh?
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 14:57, More)
» Near Death Experiences
Leeds Festival 2002
Sunday night... "The Night of the Riot". Exploding gas canisters, tents being set on fire, police in riot gear with dogs...
Bugger.
(Sat 27th Nov 2004, 3:16, More)
Leeds Festival 2002
Sunday night... "The Night of the Riot". Exploding gas canisters, tents being set on fire, police in riot gear with dogs...
Bugger.
(Sat 27th Nov 2004, 3:16, More)
» Premonitions
When I was 12...
I'd been at my best bud's house for the evening. My bud and her dad walked me half way home where my dad met me to walk me the rest (I had to go through a scary lane so that's why he met me... just so you don't think I was a weirdo for needing walked home at that age!) Yeah, so... My dad started running to race me home with me screaming "don't run, someone's gonna get hurt". Well, the next day I meet my buddy for us to do our paper rounds. She smiles at me and shows the nice gaps in her mouth where her front teeth used to be. Turns out she and her dad had raced home too, and she fell. Wooo.... spooky! haha xx
(Fri 19th Nov 2004, 17:59, More)
When I was 12...
I'd been at my best bud's house for the evening. My bud and her dad walked me half way home where my dad met me to walk me the rest (I had to go through a scary lane so that's why he met me... just so you don't think I was a weirdo for needing walked home at that age!) Yeah, so... My dad started running to race me home with me screaming "don't run, someone's gonna get hurt". Well, the next day I meet my buddy for us to do our paper rounds. She smiles at me and shows the nice gaps in her mouth where her front teeth used to be. Turns out she and her dad had raced home too, and she fell. Wooo.... spooky! haha xx
(Fri 19th Nov 2004, 17:59, More)
» Slang Survey
Hmmm...
Confuzzled = Confused
Blarg! = Oh, f*ck!
Sausages! = Oh, sh*t!
I'm too polite to swear. :o)
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 18:58, More)
Hmmm...
Confuzzled = Confused
Blarg! = Oh, f*ck!
Sausages! = Oh, sh*t!
I'm too polite to swear. :o)
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 18:58, More)
» Jobsworths
Scottish Notes (reply)
It's when English traders look at a Scottish banknote as if it's some alien piece of paper that has been spat on by the devil himself that pisses me off! Water Stall staff at the Leeds Festival being an example - "Why are you trying to use fake money here? Do you think you're funny?"... uhh
(Sun 15th May 2005, 17:29, More)
Scottish Notes (reply)
It's when English traders look at a Scottish banknote as if it's some alien piece of paper that has been spat on by the devil himself that pisses me off! Water Stall staff at the Leeds Festival being an example - "Why are you trying to use fake money here? Do you think you're funny?"... uhh
(Sun 15th May 2005, 17:29, More)