» Petty Sabotage

fax poo
not so effective with these single sheet fax machines but if you know someone with the roll ones-draw a poo on two sheets of a4 going lengthways so they join top and bottom.sellotape bottom of sheet 1 to top of sheet 2 wait till dead of night send the fax poos and quickly sellotape top of sheet 1 to bottom of sheet 2 as it goes through so it loops, leave fax going indefinately.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 15:12, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

shame
Once living off potatoes ran out of salt-unthinkable to eat them without, so got some roaad grit (the stuff they put on when its icy) and distilled it -voila free salt for me spuds. Also knew best spots for fag butts-bus stops and tube station entrances.
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 16:18, More)

» Jobsworths

rodeo bull
i used to drive a hydraulic rodeo bull simulator, taking it all round the country to fetes and such like-and we were pretty fucking good at it. There was a rule that if we thought a kid was too small we didnt let them on, we always used to get a stroppy dad or mum at each event that insisted there little angel was ok, and would short of threaten us to let the shit on. If this happened, we could arrange the ride so that the little bastard would whack his head on the fibreglass bull head-really hard.
Similar rides could be arranged for ladies in low cut ballgowns at poncy student balls and the like..
Oh the shame..
(Tue 17th May 2005, 11:23, More)

» Petty Sabotage

Cease and Desist
Some clever fucker sent a few emails to bootleg/mash up artists at a bootleg site pertaining to be from the BPI, with a realistic looking address ie BPI.org or something 'saying blah blah turn your site off its got copyright material on it and we are gonna bust you' in legalese.
With a reply address to the real BPI. No names but people replied... dirty rotter
(Wed 11th May 2005, 13:07, More)