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Crumpet, megaphone, Mozambique, misanthrope, pirate, Bagpuss, pelvis, pirate.

Any order you like. Ten quid the lot.

I'll throw in the kids. It's a fucking steal mate.

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Never, ever investigate their hard drives either
Not actually a diary but in a similar vein ; On his Cambridge room-mate's computer, my chum found a picture of a penis draped onto the very desk at which he was sat. Oh dear, my room mate keeps pictures of his own genitalia.

Now this wasn't much fun, but imagine then finding a second picture of the same desk with an entirely different penis draped on it - especially with a full term of uni left to complete. Poor bugger !
(Fri 2nd Feb 2007, 18:20, More)