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Been here for a while now.

Posted a few cheap and quick pics. Still perservering with Photoshop ;) Blooming thing

Come from the lovely borough of Southend in Essex.

Really loved the 'If Cats ruled the world challenge'. Nothing has quite matched up to that yet...

Not the biggest fan of the Royal Mail, but Im too polite to mention it. Even now they are coming up with new ways to piss me off.

Love my local football team, love 'em love 'em love 'em. Even though they (used to) be shite. They could have played CHELSEA in the cup *sobs*.
But they went to Cardiff in March 2004 for the LDV (eh) Trophy. They were badly beaten by two blatantly off-side goals, and were a bit nervous. And in 2005 we're going back there! On a mission it seems.

Im now in my 30's, so im really really old. Really old. So you'll have to speak up.

Most of my replies will be the standard


because i have a very limited vocabulary.

Did I mention that Southend are top of the league as I type this. TOP.OF.THE.LEAGUE

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Best answers to questions:

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Just plain naive
Saying 'pardon me' would stop you farting. Hence trying to say it as many times as possible when you felt a fart coming on.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 17:44, More)

» Mini Cabs From Hell

A tottenham fan
After going shopping after an eight hour shift in a busy sainsburys. Sat in the back and got the most swear words ever in 15 minutes. Everyone he could think of was a fucking cunting arsehole shitbag. I just nodded and agreed with everything

Im scared he knows where I live
(Wed 26th May 2004, 22:00, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Bad bad song
'Fluffy' by Gloria Balsalm.

Its the glassiest of cocks, and was mentioned in the newsletter once.

I question my sanity every time im exposed to it. Just plain bad.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 19:22, More)