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I wish I had Photoshop at work.
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I wish I had Photoshop at work.
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I asked a Scottish farmer...
if he'd consider replacing his cattle prod with an electric guitar.
He said he preferred acoustic.
(Sat 28th Aug 2021, 7:29, More)
I asked a Scottish farmer...
if he'd consider replacing his cattle prod with an electric guitar.
He said he preferred acoustic.
(Sat 28th Aug 2021, 7:29, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Procol Harum built the biggest sandcastles because they used a wider shape of pail.
(Fri 6th Oct 2023, 14:16, More)
Procol Harum built the biggest sandcastles because they used a wider shape of pail.
(Fri 6th Oct 2023, 14:16, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Why is there only one animal in my stable?
Just big horse.
(Fri 6th Oct 2023, 14:15, More)
Why is there only one animal in my stable?
Just big horse.
(Fri 6th Oct 2023, 14:15, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
You can get a Manx cat fixed at any high street retailer.
(Sun 9th Jul 2023, 8:17, More)
You can get a Manx cat fixed at any high street retailer.
(Sun 9th Jul 2023, 8:17, More)
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Adam Ant reckons the Poirot novels sound too complicated.
I told him, "Read Hercule, it's nothing to be scared of."
(Sun 9th Jul 2023, 7:42, More)
Adam Ant reckons the Poirot novels sound too complicated.
I told him, "Read Hercule, it's nothing to be scared of."
(Sun 9th Jul 2023, 7:42, More)