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I wish I had Photoshop at work.

That is all.

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Quick one on MSPaint.
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(Tue 19th Jan 2021, 12:41, More)

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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I asked a Scottish farmer...
if he'd consider replacing his cattle prod with an electric guitar.

He said he preferred acoustic.
(Sat 28th Aug 2021, 7:29, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

My heavily pregnant friend is worried people will rest their crockery on her bump this weekend.
She's not looking forward to the platter numb due belly.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2022, 13:34, More)

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Can Ryan Reynold's superhero sidekicks legally change their names by Deadpool?
(Fri 3rd Dec 2021, 23:32, More)

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Shakespeare did most of his daily writing before he'd even put on his stockings.
Prose before hose.
(Sat 28th Aug 2021, 7:30, More)

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When I told my doctor I was having trouble saying the words 'nectarine' and 'apricot'
he sent me to a peach therapist.
(Sat 28th Aug 2021, 7:28, More)
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