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» Injured Siblings

Stairs bobsleigh
I'm 10 and my brother is 8.
I say, "Bet you couldn't fit in that suitcase."
He says he can and does so.
I close and lock it.
I then proceed to drop it down the steepest set of stairs in the world (that happen to be in my house).

He repaid this cruelty a few years later by throwing a sledgehammer over a tree and hitting me on the head. I bled profusely and was set on the way to becoming the mentally astute man I am today as a consequence...
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 10:20, More)