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» Ignoring Instructions

(Thu 4th May 2006, 22:36, More)

» The Worst Journey in the World

Well, this one time...
I woke up and I was really hungry, so I shouted "MUM, GET ME SOME FOOD!"
No reply. So I shouted it again, "MUM? I'M HUNGRY, GET ME SOME FOOD!!"
Again no reply, so I had to go ALL the way downstairs to the fridge, get MYSELF some food and go ALL the way back upstairs, WHILE carrying the food.

That was pretty taxing.
(Mon 11th Sep 2006, 15:47, More)

» Ignoring Instructions

"Please only post stories here, as comments will appear out-of-order and only make the page unreadable."
Ha! Great story. I wish I had one that good.
(Thu 4th May 2006, 22:39, More)

» Unexpected Good Fortune

Not really,
(Sat 16th Sep 2006, 20:16, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

I've always had a policy that if you don't see yourself as a hero to yourself
then you probably lack imagination and self confidence.

However, after 20 years of trying this theory I can safely say it is both disappointing and untrue, every morning.
(Thu 25th May 2006, 23:36, More)
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