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I am now almost 29 and off to Australia for a couple of years!
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» Food sabotage
Oh the joy!
First post, after 6 years of reading I am finally posting, woo!
A couple of years ago I was living with a fella who was quite frankly a complete prick! He was a bully and very controlling.
Anyway I was pretty much trapped in the relationship and had to endure verbal and physical absue whether he was drunk or sober. The only little bit of joy I held on to was cooking dinner. I would "accidentally" drop his food on the floor and walk on it (with shoes on, often wellies with extra mud). A cup of tea also came with a side of dirty dish cloth which i would swill around with great delight!
The worst thing I ever did though was when things got particularly bad I took to wiping his toothbroush around the toilet bowl (his own toilet as well, so it was particularly nasty)! I imagine that brushing your teeth with your own faeces is not very good for you, but in my opinion he absolutely deserved it.
You will be pleased to know I now have a lovely fella and I have never since done anything unspeakable to any food stuffs I have served or toothbrushes left unattended!!!
(Tue 23rd Sep 2008, 9:18, More)
Oh the joy!
First post, after 6 years of reading I am finally posting, woo!
A couple of years ago I was living with a fella who was quite frankly a complete prick! He was a bully and very controlling.
Anyway I was pretty much trapped in the relationship and had to endure verbal and physical absue whether he was drunk or sober. The only little bit of joy I held on to was cooking dinner. I would "accidentally" drop his food on the floor and walk on it (with shoes on, often wellies with extra mud). A cup of tea also came with a side of dirty dish cloth which i would swill around with great delight!
The worst thing I ever did though was when things got particularly bad I took to wiping his toothbroush around the toilet bowl (his own toilet as well, so it was particularly nasty)! I imagine that brushing your teeth with your own faeces is not very good for you, but in my opinion he absolutely deserved it.
You will be pleased to know I now have a lovely fella and I have never since done anything unspeakable to any food stuffs I have served or toothbrushes left unattended!!!
(Tue 23rd Sep 2008, 9:18, More)
» Old stuff I still know
I can remember 'The Ian Rush Milk Advert' word for word, my BT chargecard number from when I was 12 and the serial number on the glass of my Dad's Sierra!
But I really can't be bothered to recite them, just take my word for it!
Oh and I can remember the programme that turns the Amstrad Notepad into a keyboard, I still have two of them.
(Fri 1st Jul 2011, 13:35, More)
I can remember 'The Ian Rush Milk Advert' word for word, my BT chargecard number from when I was 12 and the serial number on the glass of my Dad's Sierra!
But I really can't be bothered to recite them, just take my word for it!
Oh and I can remember the programme that turns the Amstrad Notepad into a keyboard, I still have two of them.
(Fri 1st Jul 2011, 13:35, More)
» Common
What really grinds my gears!
Ok, I was born in Scotland, grew up in Essex and I now live in Milton Keynes. I know that sounds pretty bad but this is not about me! (I have a great phone voice!)
My relatives are mostly from uuuupppppp nnnooorrrthhh and the thing that really bothers me is northeners that say "boccle" instead of "bottle". At first I thought it was a form of baby talk as the offender has a young child but I then realised they ACTAULLY SAID "BOCCLE" INSTEAD OF "BOTTLE". Come on, you can't help the way you look but you can at least pronounce your t's proper!!!
Sorry Aunt Jane, love the camel toe, it really works with the white Matalan cropped cargo's and fading magaluf tan.
That is all!
Ooohhh i feel so bad, it's the hormones, blame the hormones!
(Mon 20th Oct 2008, 21:35, More)
What really grinds my gears!
Ok, I was born in Scotland, grew up in Essex and I now live in Milton Keynes. I know that sounds pretty bad but this is not about me! (I have a great phone voice!)
My relatives are mostly from uuuupppppp nnnooorrrthhh and the thing that really bothers me is northeners that say "boccle" instead of "bottle". At first I thought it was a form of baby talk as the offender has a young child but I then realised they ACTAULLY SAID "BOCCLE" INSTEAD OF "BOTTLE". Come on, you can't help the way you look but you can at least pronounce your t's proper!!!
Sorry Aunt Jane, love the camel toe, it really works with the white Matalan cropped cargo's and fading magaluf tan.
That is all!
Ooohhh i feel so bad, it's the hormones, blame the hormones!
(Mon 20th Oct 2008, 21:35, More)