» Pure Ignorance

Whilst sitting in a train station...
An angry American man says to his wife while unfolding an enormous map of England, "I can't seem to find Edinburug here anywhere."

Also, my old history teacher used to do tours of Bannockburn, site of Robert Bruce's most famous battle against the English in 1314. He enjoyed pointing towards a large 60's built building and telling tourists that was the very school in which Bruce was educated.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 19:25, More)