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» Best Comebacks

Below the belt!
A friend of mine had an argument with his Dad.He called him an "old bastard".His Dad replied with"I would have sexually abused you as a child if you weren`t so fucking ugly!".
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 18:32, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

The legend that almost never was....
...My Dad was driving through Stratford one day and, with two kids argueing in the back of the car, his attention wasn't on the road.He car screeched to a halt and almost hit the blonde bloke walking across the road..
"Fucking wanker",shouted the guy,shaking his fist.
My Dad drove off quickly,but not before looking in his mirror and exclaiming"It's Bobby,Bobby Moore!!"....
(Fri 26th May 2006, 16:52, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

My game
We always play a game of "No bra,no knickers and a one armed man"whenever we got shopping at Lakeside...not too hard to spot a woman with no bra,no knickers needs a lot of close examination and if you see a one armed man,let me know,because HE`S THE ONE THEY`RE LOOKING FOR!!
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 16:07, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You II

There's no such thing as 'can't '
I've yet to put it to the test, but I'm pretty sure I can't survive a fall from 10,000 feet(for instance).
(Wed 30th Aug 2017, 13:49, More)