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I won a Willy Wonka DVD in the b3ta raffle

It is fab.
(Sun 15th Feb 2004, 10:29, More)

Visit Chumpmanbear.com! Rrraaagghhll!
(Mon 5th Jan 2004, 23:03, More)

(Mon 20th Oct 2003, 23:47, More)

Local edition of Newsround proves quite a hit with Britain's schoolboys

(Fri 17th Oct 2003, 12:03, More)

(Tue 14th Oct 2003, 19:51, More)

Thanks to the budget crisis,
they couldn't afford Arnie

(Fri 10th Oct 2003, 15:20, More)

Not very topical, and probably done before

But we were chatting about Robert Palmer's funeral at work today
(Mon 6th Oct 2003, 23:15, More)

More postbox stuff: 1 2
(Fri 5th Sep 2003, 9:59, More)

Flash, bang, wallop, what a picture...

Stick it in yer family album.
(Thu 4th Sep 2003, 0:47, More)

The Met make further efforts
to reach out to the community

(Wed 3rd Sep 2003, 12:31, More)

Bloody townies

(Tue 2nd Sep 2003, 22:51, More)

Pillar of the community

(Mon 1st Sep 2003, 1:54, More)

Dog was very nervous
about his first stage appearance

edit: make your own Dog, download the Photoshop Dog kit (you'll need to 'save file as...').
(Wed 13th Aug 2003, 22:53, More)

Ah, well... simple things please simple minds...

Edit: 1500th post!
(Sat 9th Aug 2003, 21:24, More)

(Thu 24th Jul 2003, 0:54, More)

My stick of rock! All mine!

(Sun 6th Jul 2003, 22:45, More)

Richard Whiteley made one rubbish pun too many

(Sun 22nd Jun 2003, 3:15, More)

Health education campaigns would be different...

(Fri 13th Jun 2003, 14:43, More)

The Great Escape...

(Wed 11th Jun 2003, 0:21, More)

Ask Jeeves

(Tue 20th May 2003, 23:09, More)

Amnesty International

(Fri 9th May 2003, 2:43, More)

In the days before b3ta...
...we had to make our own entertaiment (v2.0)

v1.5 here, v1.0 here
(Mon 5th May 2003, 18:50, More)

Look what I found in an old box of spectrum games...

Clicky for closer look at the case
(Tue 29th Apr 2003, 1:06, More)

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