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having no idea about these infernal lightning boxes i ain't got no pictures in here nor any FP's.
My mother weeps with shame.

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» Shit Stories

I used to do care work
working in a flat with 5 adults all of whom were deafblind with learning disabilties and doubly incontinent. 3 of them had faecal attraction and liked to apply H block factor sunscreen. Often one would stuff as much into their gob as possible necessitating removal with fingers or the special toothbrush kept for such occasions.
A personal favourite was a gentlemen of indolent nature who would spice up his lavatorial visits by crapping on his fingers then using it as a lube to wank with.

Yes, sometimes to completion.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 20:30, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Far too many stimuli to mention them all, recently i've found that new advert for white goods, a nicely attired lady with her head in a washing machine.


I won't stand up yet, thanks.
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 20:44, More)

» Stupid Tourists

not a cunning linguist (unlike Mr Bond)
I used to live in Thailand managing to get quite good at speaking Thai, there was one area where i used to resort to the queens engrish. When ordering fried banana from the street sellers as their words for banana and Penis differ a ridiculously small amount.
(Wed 13th Jul 2005, 21:36, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

My name is Mr Hackenbacker and I......
Like Alice Deejays album,
Drink Vinegar on the Sly,
Looking at NSFW sites but,using my g/f's computer then deleting all traces, makes it all more the seedy
(Sat 9th Apr 2005, 15:06, More)