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» Bastard Colleagues
Boss from hell
He really was a complete wanker and is extremely short. In fact, after I left they started calling him Poisonous Dwarf. He drives a massive Harley and the biggest fuck off Audi you've ever seen to make up for the fact that he makes that guy from The Isle of Dr Moreau look like Andre the Giant. He wears custom made shoes that make him 2 inches taller.
He would fine you for every minor infraction:
- being late for an internal meeting, even by seconds
- being late with an internal report
- a client cancelling a meeting (WTF!)
-being late for work (being late for work 3 times in a month was a firing offence)
- someone else fucking up on your project when it was obviously not your fault
- the client paying late
- having more than an hour for lunch
- not talking in English
Other notable things he did included:
- Charging his own employees for using a coffee machine he got for free
- Not paying someone a months wages because he was impudant enough to call a meeting to tell the boss what a cunt he is and thus wasting valuable company time
- Telling me i was letting my mum and dad down by quitting
- Charging his daughter and her boyfriend for dinner when they stayed with him, lucky for her she is a vegetarian and got hers half price
- going on business trips to the far-east 'to recruit people' when everyone knows he is going there for the sex holidays
The one shinning light is that his youngest daughter is shapping up to be a real slapper and will probably have a couple of kids by the time she is 16. Nothing wrong with that, but the way he goes around you would think she is going to be Marie Curie and Anna Kournikiva rolled into one.
(Fri 25th Jan 2008, 10:00, More)
Boss from hell
He really was a complete wanker and is extremely short. In fact, after I left they started calling him Poisonous Dwarf. He drives a massive Harley and the biggest fuck off Audi you've ever seen to make up for the fact that he makes that guy from The Isle of Dr Moreau look like Andre the Giant. He wears custom made shoes that make him 2 inches taller.
He would fine you for every minor infraction:
- being late for an internal meeting, even by seconds
- being late with an internal report
- a client cancelling a meeting (WTF!)
-being late for work (being late for work 3 times in a month was a firing offence)
- someone else fucking up on your project when it was obviously not your fault
- the client paying late
- having more than an hour for lunch
- not talking in English
Other notable things he did included:
- Charging his own employees for using a coffee machine he got for free
- Not paying someone a months wages because he was impudant enough to call a meeting to tell the boss what a cunt he is and thus wasting valuable company time
- Telling me i was letting my mum and dad down by quitting
- Charging his daughter and her boyfriend for dinner when they stayed with him, lucky for her she is a vegetarian and got hers half price
- going on business trips to the far-east 'to recruit people' when everyone knows he is going there for the sex holidays
The one shinning light is that his youngest daughter is shapping up to be a real slapper and will probably have a couple of kids by the time she is 16. Nothing wrong with that, but the way he goes around you would think she is going to be Marie Curie and Anna Kournikiva rolled into one.
(Fri 25th Jan 2008, 10:00, More)
» Injured Siblings
The child of Satan
Apparently, between the ages of 3 and 11 I was the child of Satan and would make life a living hell for my older brother and sister.
- I once threw and dart at my brother which went through the skin between his fingers, he pulled it out and there was no real damage.
- I pushed him onto a chair and made him dislocate his finger, luckily he had the SAS survival hand book and managed to put it back in again.
- When i was 6 i saw him in the shower (he was 12) i then proceeded to tell my family and their friends that he has 'hair on his winky'
- I threw a pen knife at my sisters feet which got wedged in the floorboards in between her small toe and the next one along.
- I used to just up and down on her in the back of the car so she now has back problems.
- I also laughed when my dad fell into hippo and crocodile infested water and we thought he had died, but it think that was just shock!
(Sat 20th Aug 2005, 11:19, More)
The child of Satan
Apparently, between the ages of 3 and 11 I was the child of Satan and would make life a living hell for my older brother and sister.
- I once threw and dart at my brother which went through the skin between his fingers, he pulled it out and there was no real damage.
- I pushed him onto a chair and made him dislocate his finger, luckily he had the SAS survival hand book and managed to put it back in again.
- When i was 6 i saw him in the shower (he was 12) i then proceeded to tell my family and their friends that he has 'hair on his winky'
- I threw a pen knife at my sisters feet which got wedged in the floorboards in between her small toe and the next one along.
- I used to just up and down on her in the back of the car so she now has back problems.
- I also laughed when my dad fell into hippo and crocodile infested water and we thought he had died, but it think that was just shock!
(Sat 20th Aug 2005, 11:19, More)