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Hey! Look!

This looks JUST like a glass cock! Anyone want to do a photoshop??

[Mod Edit] Munkt0n RIP
(Sat 20th May 2017, 21:44, More)

Take this Jeremy Hunt!

(Mon 11th Jul 2016, 22:23, More)


(Wed 8th Jun 2011, 19:12, More)

Robots in a pie.
(Sat 24th Nov 2007, 0:27, More)

More Doctor Who pixelly things.
It's Tom Baker...it's not quite right though.

(Wed 1st Jun 2005, 11:12, More)

(Sat 28th Jun 2003, 10:14, More)

they're fantastic aren't they.

(Sat 7th Jun 2003, 16:16, More)

When Lobster Donkey Man runs,
he runs for JUSTICE!

Cor, proper(ish) animating takes aaaages.
(Tue 3rd Jun 2003, 21:51, More)

Not sure.

(Thu 29th May 2003, 21:58, More)

Last one before I have to go.

(Wed 28th May 2003, 22:55, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Dad Jokes

My dad used to
get up to all sort of wacky japes when he ran a butchers shop, highlights included dropping pigs eyeballs in co-workers tea, pulling his hand up his sleeve whilst holding onto a pigs trotter to make it appear he had a trotter for a hand and my favourite, attaching two chickens feet to his shoulder.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 9:20, More)

» Dad Jokes

God bless him,
Whenever my dad is at dinner and there's a large group of people he will always raise his glass, shout "The Queen! and pretend to pour the drink in his ear.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 9:03, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,
by Cyndi Lauper.
Why? Because it is an appalling, appalling song that somehow has become a girly anthem.
I distinctly remember the rush of women that all thundered to the dance floor when this song was played at Millionares Nightclub in Redhill.
The tune, the lyrics, Cyndi Lauper, all of it, shit, shit, shit.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 10:40, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Me and six
friends invented a game called SPOONS, which involved us trying, in turns, to flick a spoon into a plastic cup.
It went on for about five hours and got more complicated, developed its own terminology and scoring system and even had a rule book that I scrawled down on a piece of paper.
Sad really, but I scooped a lovely "Double Nipple" in the fifth innings and had it not been for an unforseen Skimmer landing in another players paddock I would have won.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 16:01, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

My parents told me
that the metal cutting edge on tin foil and clingfoil boxes was hot.
I believed that for years...
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 14:03, More)
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