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Hey! Look!
This looks JUST like a glass cock! Anyone want to do a photoshop??
[Mod Edit] Munkt0n RIP
(Sat 20th May 2017, 21:44, More)
This looks JUST like a glass cock! Anyone want to do a photoshop??
[Mod Edit] Munkt0n RIP
(Sat 20th May 2017, 21:44, More)
More Doctor Who pixelly things.
It's Tom Baker...it's not quite right though.
(Wed 1st Jun 2005, 11:12, More)
It's Tom Baker...it's not quite right though.
(Wed 1st Jun 2005, 11:12, More)
When Lobster Donkey Man runs,
he runs for JUSTICE!
Cor, proper(ish) animating takes aaaages.
(Tue 3rd Jun 2003, 21:51, More)
he runs for JUSTICE!
Cor, proper(ish) animating takes aaaages.
(Tue 3rd Jun 2003, 21:51, More)
The Fat Ninja of Love #1
Its 153k, so Dial ups beware...mind you I'm on Dial up and it loads up ok.
(Sun 5th Jan 2003, 19:07, More)
Its 153k, so Dial ups beware...mind you I'm on Dial up and it loads up ok.
(Sun 5th Jan 2003, 19:07, More)
Afternoon,
I might be making a few like this.
The real life Doctor Octopus.
(Sat 9th Nov 2002, 11:36, More)
I might be making a few like this.
The real life Doctor Octopus.
(Sat 9th Nov 2002, 11:36, More)
New Lumpy
Just finished this, was going to wait till I got back of my hols but I've decided to post it now.
Expect a Spaz in a couple of weeks.
(Fri 7th Jun 2002, 22:21, More)
Just finished this, was going to wait till I got back of my hols but I've decided to post it now.
Expect a Spaz in a couple of weeks.
(Fri 7th Jun 2002, 22:21, More)
Lumpy 2
Another Lumpy Anigif for you lovely, lovely, lovely pleeple.
(Wed 5th Jun 2002, 20:14, More)
Another Lumpy Anigif for you lovely, lovely, lovely pleeple.
(Wed 5th Jun 2002, 20:14, More)
Time Spaz
This is being posted again mainly because I am so proud of it.
(Mon 27th May 2002, 17:30, More)
This is being posted again mainly because I am so proud of it.
(Mon 27th May 2002, 17:30, More)
I wonder
where Furtive got that from
I want one! I want one!!
(smaller now)
(Sat 27th Apr 2002, 0:53, More)
where Furtive got that from
I want one! I want one!!
(smaller now)
(Sat 27th Apr 2002, 0:53, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Dad Jokes
My dad used to
get up to all sort of wacky japes when he ran a butchers shop, highlights included dropping pigs eyeballs in co-workers tea, pulling his hand up his sleeve whilst holding onto a pigs trotter to make it appear he had a trotter for a hand and my favourite, attaching two chickens feet to his shoulder.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 9:20, More)
My dad used to
get up to all sort of wacky japes when he ran a butchers shop, highlights included dropping pigs eyeballs in co-workers tea, pulling his hand up his sleeve whilst holding onto a pigs trotter to make it appear he had a trotter for a hand and my favourite, attaching two chickens feet to his shoulder.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 9:20, More)
» Worst Record Ever
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,
by Cyndi Lauper.
Why? Because it is an appalling, appalling song that somehow has become a girly anthem.
I distinctly remember the rush of women that all thundered to the dance floor when this song was played at Millionares Nightclub in Redhill.
The tune, the lyrics, Cyndi Lauper, all of it, shit, shit, shit.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 10:40, More)
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,
by Cyndi Lauper.
Why? Because it is an appalling, appalling song that somehow has become a girly anthem.
I distinctly remember the rush of women that all thundered to the dance floor when this song was played at Millionares Nightclub in Redhill.
The tune, the lyrics, Cyndi Lauper, all of it, shit, shit, shit.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 10:40, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
Me and six
friends invented a game called SPOONS, which involved us trying, in turns, to flick a spoon into a plastic cup.
It went on for about five hours and got more complicated, developed its own terminology and scoring system and even had a rule book that I scrawled down on a piece of paper.
Sad really, but I scooped a lovely "Double Nipple" in the fifth innings and had it not been for an unforseen Skimmer landing in another players paddock I would have won.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 16:01, More)
Me and six
friends invented a game called SPOONS, which involved us trying, in turns, to flick a spoon into a plastic cup.
It went on for about five hours and got more complicated, developed its own terminology and scoring system and even had a rule book that I scrawled down on a piece of paper.
Sad really, but I scooped a lovely "Double Nipple" in the fifth innings and had it not been for an unforseen Skimmer landing in another players paddock I would have won.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 16:01, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
My parents told me
that the metal cutting edge on tin foil and clingfoil boxes was hot.
I believed that for years...
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 14:03, More)
My parents told me
that the metal cutting edge on tin foil and clingfoil boxes was hot.
I believed that for years...
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 14:03, More)