» Premonitions

I once
Saw an oil tanker stuck on a sand bank in Redcar and then i had to walk down a side street to get to where i was living.When i got back onto the main street it was gone.

3 months later i was watching the news and an oil tanker had got stuck on a sand bank in the sea off Redcar.

I put it all down to me being a bit drunk and very tired at the time.
(Thu 18th Nov 2004, 22:45, More)

» Out of my depth

Out of my depth
at the local pop n crisps night when i was 14 i ended up onstage with Phillip Schofield in a blind date kind of thing.A la David Brent.

I got told to geet off you dog.

I got me coat.
(Thu 14th Oct 2004, 23:47, More)