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BBC News 24

(Mon 17th Mar 2003, 22:35, More)

The Aztecs foretold that the end of the world
would be heralded by the appearance of giant sporks flying through the heavens.

(Mon 10th Mar 2003, 22:11, More)

The Look-a-Like budget was
facing a shortfall

(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 19:09, More)

Clive Barker's Kerplunk

(Sat 15th Feb 2003, 16:06, More)

Even that hardest working monkey
deserves a break once in a while

(Sun 26th Jan 2003, 21:37, More)

The skypod fancied a change of scenery

Poo motion blur but I`m feeling lazy.
(Tue 21st Jan 2003, 23:01, More)

Seeing as I`ve just got the DVD

(Sat 18th Jan 2003, 20:35, More)

Image Hoisted by Tripod

(Mon 30th Sep 2002, 21:37, More)

A guaranteed ratings winner

Afternoon everyone
(Sun 22nd Sep 2002, 17:15, More)

Somedays you can`t decide

(Sun 15th Sep 2002, 20:42, More)

Especially for those poor folk with B&W televisions

2.5 hours of pixel-based action, romance and drama.
(Fri 6th Sep 2002, 16:37, More)

Here's looking at glue kid.

Ok, so it's a terrible pun, someone shoot me.
(Tue 3rd Sep 2002, 21:49, More)

Mr Sulu's Spicy Brain Warmer

(Tue 20th Aug 2002, 21:53, More)

Lovely with a nice chianti

(Tue 26th Mar 2002, 11:31, More)

Best answers to questions:

» My Worst Vomit

Kitchen/Vomit Interface Incident
Returning to a friend's house after a night out drinking I was drunk, very drunk, something like 30+ units drunk I found out later thanks to my work colleagues buying me straight triple vodkas instead of vodka and lemonade once I'd got too drunk to notice.

So there I was, slumped down on the kitchen floor within spitting distance of the bathroom, but with no hope in hell of getting there in the state I was in. Feeling an urgent need chunder, the nearest thing available was a rather large dog food bowl which I promptly filled to the brim.

What happened next I blame fully on my friend, who insisted that *I* take the bowl to the toilet to empty it, not withstanding the fact that standing was a pratical impossibility. Given those circumstances I quickly went down, the dog food bowl full of vomit when flying and the kitchen received an impromptu redecoration with spicy carrot chunks.
(Thu 19th Aug 2004, 21:58, More)