» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Oh so many...
1. The many times I've actually said "I don't love you" instead of "I love you" to my gf. Big cock-up, no wonder we're not together anymore.
2. The time I had a large steel rod I was shaping in technology during school and I needed to store it somewhere safe so I asked my teacher, "sir, do you mind if I put my massive pole in your cupboard?". I've had odd and distant glares from him ever since.
3. The time I made multitudes of jokes about SARS, then realised ten minutes later that I was telling then to someone from China .

I'll probably think of more later.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 22:25, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

I used to...
save every item my ex-gf had ever given to me in a drawer. Letters, bits of hair, random odds and sods. One day she really pissed me off somehow, so I put it all in my bin... and set fire to it. It went up in big fuckass flames to my suprise and I ended up singing half the carpet trying to put it out. Lovely.
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 18:41, More)

» Irrational Fears

I was a rather profound child...
And as profound children do, I watched tomorrow's world religiously.

Due to snippets of information gathered about DNA, I formulated a theory that genetic information could be passed onto humans via the air.

This genetic information would then mutate your cells and gradually turn you into a clone of that person. The only way to prevent this was to wash yourself of this material.

So for the next 5 years, I washed myself if anyone came without about a foot of me. As I said, profound.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 19:19, More)