» Breakin' The Law

young, stupid and armed!
ahhh 18, at the elixir of youth.
My friends had been drinking quite heavily in Edinburgh, decided to have some fun with their air pistols. Armed along with their portable stereo with James bond soundtrack decide to set up camp under some advertising boards.
they then proceed, in their infinite wisdom, to fire at passing taxis. unsuprisingly the taxi drivers called the filth, 5 minutes later various trotter mobiles roar up, friends decide to run for it. manage to get halfway across the car park before edinburgh’s finest - the firearms division persuade them to drop to the ground.
one of my mates, jon, shites it and decides to hide the evidence and starts swallowing the pellets. not only was he, along with the others arrested, but he had to go to hospital with lead poisoning as well. twat!
(Fri 9th Jan 2004, 14:13, More)