» Accidentally Erotic

Roommate passion
I had a roommate I was absolutely in love with, a beautiful petite blond girl. My other roommate was sadly her boyfriend, so nix my chances. I was reading one night, when I heard a thumping, and started listening closer, turned on. I'm not sure exactly when I realized it was the washing machine imbalanced, but it was a very sad to be aroused by an inanimate object.
(Sun 5th Feb 2006, 19:38, More)

» My Worst Vomit

I was fifteen
I decided to have a party for my friends up at my father's cabin on the bay, and only my guy friends showed up. We found an old bottle of tequila and mountain dew and mixed it; we learned that little solid chunks form in the mix, but drank it anyway. I wouldn't let anyone in my house after we all got pissed because I knew we'd trash the place, so I locked us all out. I was awoken the next morning by my neighbor and his girlfriend at 6 AM in towels. They were returning from skinny dipping, and he was standing a little too close from my vantage point of lying on the ground. There were about 25 puke spots distributed evenly about the yard, and 3 of my compatriot's car interiors coated in vomit. It was hard to explain to my father all the little dead spots in the grass, and he wasn't too happy when he learned the truth. The house stayed clean though.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 1:53, More)