Profile for kikilookeylikey:
Hello. I am 25, working in a fancy bit of London while living in a more "colourful" bit. I grew up in Jersey; it is small but lovely. You should visit.
I have lurked on b3ta since I was something of a littlun, and contributed occasionally over the years. I'm always here, even if I'm not always making myself known.
I'm on the twitters, natch. @kikiloola
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Hello. I am 25, working in a fancy bit of London while living in a more "colourful" bit. I grew up in Jersey; it is small but lovely. You should visit.
I have lurked on b3ta since I was something of a littlun, and contributed occasionally over the years. I'm always here, even if I'm not always making myself known.
I'm on the twitters, natch. @kikiloola
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» School Sports Day
Damning with faint praise
At primary school, Sports Day was a veritable dream for the sticker fanatic. Every race you participated in, you were awarded with a little bit of sticky paper joy. These encompassed many aspects of the praise spectrum, from "First!" to "Brilliant!" to "Champion!".
The only ones I ever got? "Good Effort" and "I Tried Hard". They might as well have made me a hat saying "CHUBBY BUT ENTHUSIASTIC: Please take pity". Sigh.
(Thu 30th Mar 2006, 11:39, More)
Damning with faint praise
At primary school, Sports Day was a veritable dream for the sticker fanatic. Every race you participated in, you were awarded with a little bit of sticky paper joy. These encompassed many aspects of the praise spectrum, from "First!" to "Brilliant!" to "Champion!".
The only ones I ever got? "Good Effort" and "I Tried Hard". They might as well have made me a hat saying "CHUBBY BUT ENTHUSIASTIC: Please take pity". Sigh.
(Thu 30th Mar 2006, 11:39, More)
» Overheard secrets
"I like five, actually."
"It's just a nice little compromise between four and six."
(Fri 26th Aug 2011, 21:26, More)
"I like five, actually."
"It's just a nice little compromise between four and six."
(Fri 26th Aug 2011, 21:26, More)
» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)
An ex-boyfriend of mine
once stapled his foreskin together for a bet. This resulted in an assembly on a) the dangers of putting unhygienic bit of metal through your skin, and b) the rights and wrongs of filming each other's rude bits when you're not quite sixteen and there are a lot of funny people out there.
I may or may not have gone out with him after this event, knowing full well that it had happened.
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 18:47, More)
An ex-boyfriend of mine
once stapled his foreskin together for a bet. This resulted in an assembly on a) the dangers of putting unhygienic bit of metal through your skin, and b) the rights and wrongs of filming each other's rude bits when you're not quite sixteen and there are a lot of funny people out there.
I may or may not have gone out with him after this event, knowing full well that it had happened.
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 18:47, More)
» Stuff You've Overheard
my eccentric but generally quite clever uncle
overheard my parents talking at a recent family meal. My mum had asked my dad about a blow torch (I really have no idea why, if you're wondering). Uncle Phil misheard or at the very least misunderstood, turned to me and said 'Golly, your parents really are into the kinky stuff, aren't they!? That's surely the ultimate blowjob!'
I laughed, in a dutiful-niece-who's-just-been-traumatised-by-mental-images way, and tried to talk o someone else at the table instead. But... oh no, Uncle Phil was determined to talk to me about kinky sex. At length. For the next quarter of an hour. It was truly, truly horrible.
Incidentally, Shane Lynch from boyzone was at the table next to us. Which was quite exciting, due to the general lack of celebrities in Jersey and the amount of pink champagne my sister, cousin and I had ingested.
(Wed 9th Jun 2004, 23:52, More)
my eccentric but generally quite clever uncle
overheard my parents talking at a recent family meal. My mum had asked my dad about a blow torch (I really have no idea why, if you're wondering). Uncle Phil misheard or at the very least misunderstood, turned to me and said 'Golly, your parents really are into the kinky stuff, aren't they!? That's surely the ultimate blowjob!'
I laughed, in a dutiful-niece-who's-just-been-traumatised-by-mental-images way, and tried to talk o someone else at the table instead. But... oh no, Uncle Phil was determined to talk to me about kinky sex. At length. For the next quarter of an hour. It was truly, truly horrible.
Incidentally, Shane Lynch from boyzone was at the table next to us. Which was quite exciting, due to the general lack of celebrities in Jersey and the amount of pink champagne my sister, cousin and I had ingested.
(Wed 9th Jun 2004, 23:52, More)
» Posh
I'm dead posh, me
Has anyone ever seen that film, possibly with Robin Williams, where all the extended Royal Family die while having their photograph taken? So he becomes king, and hilarity ensues? No?
Well, imagine absolutely bloody hundreds of people getting killed while having their photograph taken. Then I'd be the queen. Go far enough back in my family tree and I'm related to King John, of Robin Hood fame!
Now kiss my feet, underlings.
(Thu 15th Sep 2005, 11:20, More)
I'm dead posh, me
Has anyone ever seen that film, possibly with Robin Williams, where all the extended Royal Family die while having their photograph taken? So he becomes king, and hilarity ensues? No?
Well, imagine absolutely bloody hundreds of people getting killed while having their photograph taken. Then I'd be the queen. Go far enough back in my family tree and I'm related to King John, of Robin Hood fame!
Now kiss my feet, underlings.
(Thu 15th Sep 2005, 11:20, More)