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» People with Stupid Names

I work with a guy called Tom Jones
but I suppose it's not unusual.

(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 12:24, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Why is it
that people can never find their seat on an aeroplane? People of all nations wandering the aisle with a confused look on their faces going "ooooh, so where's 23D then?"

Fuck me love, somewhere between 22 and 24 perhaps? Grrrr!
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 13:32, More)

» Petty Sabotage

At work
myself and others regularly change peoples MSN names while they're away from their desk. I also like to loosen peoples keyboard/mouse/monitor connections and stick bluetak in the optical sensor on the mouse so that things randomly stop working. Also I selotaped an overripe banana to the underside of a collegues desk. It stayed there for three weeks until he crossed his legs and stuck his knee in it. My, how we laughed.
(Thu 5th May 2005, 16:03, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

teenagers are cunts
the lot of them.

that is all.
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 9:19, More)

» When were you last really scared?

Just before Christmas, cycling back from the pub pissed enough to feel invunerable (I'm 5ft 6, so this often gets me into trouble).

So I get onto a roundabout, in the right hand lane to turn right. I've got lights on an everything. Some tosspot in a Merc blats right up behind me, revving and beeping. I'm in the correct lane, and so see fit to give the finger and suggest that the occupants of said vehicle are a bunch of wankers. Well, they were.

Anyhow, as I move left to come off my exit they screech past me... only for me to find them pulled up at the side of the road a few hundred yards after the exit. 5 asian blokes get out as I approach and spread themselves across the road. I somehow managed to weave my way through them without getting a kicking and fucked off down the nearest ally. I felt stone cold sober after that.
(Thu 22nd Feb 2007, 20:37, More)
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