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25. Kayaking bum trapped in the body of postgraduate research student at a University somewhere in the middle of the country. Like Kayaking, bikering, climbing, outdoorsy type things, and playing with computers. Should have finished my thesis by now.

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» Lies Your Parents Told You

31 references to ice cream vans
hmm, maybe i should get back to physics revision
(Wed 21st Jan 2004, 2:28, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

huuuge lie
"It's naughty to kick your sister."
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 16:10, More)

» Slang Survey

If i remember correctly
we (me and a mate)started a new bit of slang at our school, because we were bored, and wanted to see if people would pick up a perfectly normal word and use it as "cool" slang

Hence the beginning of the phrase "does it boat!" to mean "I dont believe that it does" , in a similar vein to "does it bollocks" or similar.

I'm fairly sure its stil in use today, some 6 yrs on
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 12:46, More)

» Dad Jokes

On being asked
would you like a napkin?
"No thanks, they don't go down very well."

Stiches, that had us in. for weeks.
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 4:07, More)