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wow ive written alot in 4 years ah well back to rubing myself to tubgirl pics
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» Useless Information
amstadam
When your hamster dies, do not fret... boil the deceased in some water and sugar until it thickens - thereby creating a jam. Bury a jar of said jam in your garden and await spring. I guarantee you will see new life from your garden in the form of a fresh patch of tulips. Why? You always get tulips from hamster jam.
(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 19:07, More)
amstadam
When your hamster dies, do not fret... boil the deceased in some water and sugar until it thickens - thereby creating a jam. Bury a jar of said jam in your garden and await spring. I guarantee you will see new life from your garden in the form of a fresh patch of tulips. Why? You always get tulips from hamster jam.
(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 19:07, More)
» Debt pron
picture purfect
I am not a lazy student wanker unfortunately!
But i do owe my ex wife about 200 quid for divorce fees etc. She has a picture of mine that was a 21st birthday present and is super cool - I haven't spoke to her for well over a year. I would like my picture back - but it will cost me 200 quid and I'll prolly end up shagging her ( this is no bad thing she took it well up the wrong un on many occasions)
So its a moral dilemma do I PAY to get my own picture back or wank my cock till its sore and not say owt???
(Thu 23rd Nov 2006, 21:20, More)
picture purfect
I am not a lazy student wanker unfortunately!
But i do owe my ex wife about 200 quid for divorce fees etc. She has a picture of mine that was a 21st birthday present and is super cool - I haven't spoke to her for well over a year. I would like my picture back - but it will cost me 200 quid and I'll prolly end up shagging her ( this is no bad thing she took it well up the wrong un on many occasions)
So its a moral dilemma do I PAY to get my own picture back or wank my cock till its sore and not say owt???
(Thu 23rd Nov 2006, 21:20, More)
» I just don't get it
hairdresser
what I dont get is how they know. Iam at the hairdressers and a fit bird is cutting my hair - she has put a large cape like thing over my. she is rubbing the back of my neck in that "special" way. so I obviosly do what every man would. But (and this is the bit I don't get) at the end of our sesh she whips off the cape and hands me a TISSUE. - oh yes she knows what ive been doing. this happens at other hairdressers - ive tried.
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 22:47, More)
hairdresser
what I dont get is how they know. Iam at the hairdressers and a fit bird is cutting my hair - she has put a large cape like thing over my. she is rubbing the back of my neck in that "special" way. so I obviosly do what every man would. But (and this is the bit I don't get) at the end of our sesh she whips off the cape and hands me a TISSUE. - oh yes she knows what ive been doing. this happens at other hairdressers - ive tried.
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 22:47, More)
» Lost...
still looking
I lost my virginity round the back of the 24 hour garage... Been out to the club got completley pissed - the girl of my dreams took me to the 24 hour made me buy some condoms and then we did it like 2 dirty dogs. So now when I fill up with petrol I always have a quick look for my virginity but its not there. I always live in hope!
(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 19:19, More)
still looking
I lost my virginity round the back of the 24 hour garage... Been out to the club got completley pissed - the girl of my dreams took me to the 24 hour made me buy some condoms and then we did it like 2 dirty dogs. So now when I fill up with petrol I always have a quick look for my virginity but its not there. I always live in hope!
(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 19:19, More)